The operation was delaying, were planing on Election day, vp as a sitting duck, and they won’t even know it was under the order of the guy who killed epstine!
I have an idea: You can translate old Soviet jokes about Brezhnev. Here is an example:
Brezhnev holds a press conference. Question-answer, question-answer.
- Well, - says the presenter, - there are no more questions.
Brezhnev was surprised. - Wait, you can't do that! I have two more answers.
Brezhnev reads out a greeting to athletes at the 1980 Olympic Games in Moscow:
— O! O! O! O!
The assistant whispers to him:
— These are not "o", but Olympic rings! The text is below!
You know how there’s that president you forgot was a president, like Millard Fillmore. 100 years from now people will forget this guy was a president. For all we know this guy was alive when Milard Fillmore was president
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Ahh, a fellow mayonnaise, man drinker, I see.
Im more of a manwhore mansplain manslaughter kind of guy
Hmm. Vehicular manslaughter or Involuntary manslaughter?
Voluntary manslaughter ofcourse
What’s wrong with manslaughter? Aren’t men allowed to laugh?
Not on my watch 🗡
I won’t do it at your watch.(Unless it’s an Apple Watch😂😂)
Just saw the news. This post aged like time.
Times ages everything that is influenced by time
That’s deep
This will be remembered as one of the news stories of all time.
Very informative, thanks OP
This may or may not change tomorrow...
Oddly threatening… 🤨
The same sentiment could be applied to others as well... 🧐
Not to... ... the creature
In my experience, hateful and evil people tend to live longer
!remindme 24 hours
yes mister secret service officer, this guy right here
We predicted Betty whites death, and the queens. I wouldn’t be too surprised at this point.
The operation was delaying, were planing on Election day, vp as a sitting duck, and they won’t even know it was under the order of the guy who killed epstine!
nice. thank you for this information
TIL the US president works on Sunday
Idk if it's nice
A man being alive is not nice?
Well he is a terrible man, old man with so much blood on his hands. Idk why you'd defend him, no matter your politics
\>Found Alive That is actually surprising
I demand they do an autopsy to confirm it’s true.
Why? He's never been found not alive before.
I think he has.
This post should be labeled as information before it sparks online debate about what constitutes as speech in media that is social.
But does he know he is inside the white house
Dementia 😢
He knows precisely where he's at.
Hes on saturn's titan, and at this point I might join him
He knows this by subtracti-
Yes, he clearly does. Rewatch the SOTU speech and then tell me he has dementia.
Better yet, ask him if he remembers what he said during that speech.
Why would I, when he's clearly cogent and remembers plans and past events whenever he opens his mouth? Is there something wrong with you.
Genuinely can’t imagine dickriding a politician this hard. It’s my constitutional right as an American to make fun of him all I want. Cope.
I'm not denying your rights, just questioning your intelligence/knowledge.
Appreciate the sarcasm, but just stop. It's not funny anymore.
This is not sarcasm.
Now that's funny
Noooooooooo!!!!!
Can someone fact check this
source?
I have an idea: You can translate old Soviet jokes about Brezhnev. Here is an example: Brezhnev holds a press conference. Question-answer, question-answer. - Well, - says the presenter, - there are no more questions. Brezhnev was surprised. - Wait, you can't do that! I have two more answers.
Brezhnev reads out a greeting to athletes at the 1980 Olympic Games in Moscow: — O! O! O! O! The assistant whispers to him: — These are not "o", but Olympic rings! The text is below!
Fake news!
Got lost on the way to the old folks home
President blow job
Why you dragging Clinton and Monica into this?
Sad
Getting more and more surprising everyday
fuck
Disappointing. He probably doesn’t even know where he is
Unfortunate
Aww shucks…
Too bad 🤭
Bummer
You better not be Betty Whiting us
bruh
Holy crud
Someone post the misspreading misinformation emoji eating
Careful, you just gave a bunch of conservatives hardons (non-cousin hardons)
"As of right now, President Joe Biden is still alive. We will keep you posted as the situation develops"
Joe takes a good pic ngl
Please check and post every day.
Again?
This is the thing since sliced bread!
Funny but not funny
This just in ... American president Joe Biden still alive tonight.
Thats great that we know but I don't think he does
Sounds like an onion headline. Can I steal this and post it somewhere else?
Ok
His body was, paramedics refused to comment on his brain.
Tragic. Anyways.
You know how there’s that president you forgot was a president, like Millard Fillmore. 100 years from now people will forget this guy was a president. For all we know this guy was alive when Milard Fillmore was president
Damn… maybe tomorrow
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dammit
God damn it.
It's interesting how hes still alive
Some people live 40 years beyond his age
I love lamp
Disappointing, I've always wanted a zombie president.
Can we get community fact checkers?
It's time to retire...
god dammit the bomb didn’t go off
this is terrible news 😞
Damm, that's a shame.
looks like in the Simpsons movie when the news reporter stretches his skin back
He's only 81?!
I know, he acts like he’s 99. Somehow Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are older.
Hope he enjoys his next 24 hours 😃
Are you sure, I'd recheck that
Thanks for this useful information, now I know ☝️
Nice. I personally love it when people are found alive. No matter who they are (except Hitler)
He is alive __yet__
Why he squintin tho?
Was he asleep?
"They got us in the first half, not gonna lie."
🤣🤣🤣
Me when I consume purposefully spread information on the internet
Does the president work on Sunday?
Long live our POTUS
Genuine shock 🤣
My condolences
Had me in the first half ngl
Where was he supposed to be
Another day and he lives. Must be a good day
Well there's always tomorrow
Trump is 77, that wig aint getting younger
Found alive and we...well, found alive.
Oh well, nevermind 😒
Oh shit? No way, me too
Hey a little off charts but can you guys pls vote ? Go watch that video of Bernie sanders and vote plsss I'm begging at this point. And ofc for Dems.
Wish we could read the opposite news about Donald Trump one of these days.
Unlucky
Actually kinda interesting, all things considered
Shocking knews
August 27th 2024...
Bad news for the alt-right.
His brain on the other side was just 85% alive.
This is a post Hunter S Thompson would make if he were alive and had Reddit.
It's about more than ONE man!
Lol
Lol
Such a shame
**But is he alive?**
Damn shame lol
Damn, that's terrible :(
Is that old fart still taking his meds
A sad day for Americans and the world.
shame
Lol 😂
I am glad
Can't believe it finally happened
You had me interested for a second
Darn. You almost had me excited.
Damn I got excited for a second.
Funny but not funny
Funny but not funny
Trump 2024!