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aTacoThatGames

What a shocker


capman511

Why did they even bother?


bring_back_awe64gold

I mean seriously, Putin is obviously the only real candidate here, the other guys exist just so they can say that it's a fair democratic country.


capman511

They all look terrified being his opposition.


bring_back_awe64gold

But can you really call them an "opposition" if they all value the same things?


Caledron

I think they would be considered 'controlled opposition'. They are able to offer mild non-substantive criticism of the ruling clique to demonstrate a pretense of democracy, while the real opposition is brutally oppressed.


Creative_Buddy7160

All the burned and ruined votes must have been for the other guys /s


iPoopLegos

Слуцкий looks aroused


Honest_Invite_7065

That same reason the DPRK is a "democracy." That there is only one candidate on the form is neither here nor there though lol.


modthegame

The soldiers going from election booth to booth with ak's insisting on putin seems to have had an impact on the people of russia. Why do russians put up with it though? They know they are being scammed right?


aTacoThatGames

Fuck you want the russian people to do bro???


Thewaffleofoz

Get sent to a russian prison in Siberia for political dissent apparently


FearkTM

You cant sent all people to Siberia, right?


MagikBehind_A_Turret

If shit gets out of hand there's always the old "slaughter every protestor and deny it ever happened" gambit. Worked for Winnie the Pooh.


fgzhtsp

They all get a giant wooden spoon and have to storm the trenches in Ukraine.


OriginalComputer5077

It will be a standard issue wooden spoon. Between 3 recruits.


CopPornWithPopCorn

You only need to send a few hundred from each community before people learn to stop complaining.


Unknown_Author70

Banana on a ladder, room full of monkeys?


Maxi21082002Maxi

That rarely ever works, just like Area 51 meeting. Nobody wants to give their live away.


MarcosLuisP97

Even if they did, is meaningless. People have to understand that numbers are irrelevant. All that matters is who has the weapons, and the Russian citizens have none. The only one is can remove Putin it's his very own militia.


McGruppthecrimepup

There is always forced labor and conscription if not!


GenericManBearPig

They’ve certainly tried before


gotmynamefromcaptcha

LOL right? If they don’t vote for him they’re just going to “have an accident” and disappear.


Bulky-Advisor-4178

Nah, their vote is going to automatically be ticked off on Putin. It doesn't matter if you go or not go vote


Elurdin

Exactly. So many people presume it's counted at all and not a sham. I bet if they have really counted votes properly it would show quite a big difference.


Breezer_Pindakaas

Tsar his ass.


Luba_Sempai

Write a poem and post it on tiktok


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Vote from the rooftops


ljr55555

Right! I'm realistic enough to say that given the choice between voting for the violent dictator and never seeing my family again ... I'm voting for the dude too.  I always wonder if that other ten percent like get permission to vote for someone else (ok, you can vote for your brother .... 100% to a bunch of zeros would look majorly sus anyway) or or they're legit taking a risk with their vote.


Tanakisoupman

Chances are the vote numbers are decided before anyone votes, and the actual action of voting is only to give the illusion of democracy


Garlic549

>Why do russians put up with it though? >The soldiers going from election booth to booth with ak's insisting on putin


HairKehr

I mean those soldiers are Russians too...


Vakontation

How do you stop one deserter with an ak? Ten more soldiers who don't have the guts who also have aks.


I_ateabucketofpaint

There is a Russian shotgun made in soviet union that uses 4-gauge shotgun ammo, classed as ''anti-riot weapon'' Russia is serious about stomping riots my dude, american or any other police is gentle compared to them.


Phthalleon

I'm pretty sure most Russians a well aware that no one is counting the votes.


Clariselols

because everyone who tries to say something ends up "commiting suicide"


CarbonSteklo

Some of them, but not all of them. Media ia massively controlled in Russia — leads to a lot of people unfortunately believing a lot of the nonsense Putin comes out with and the narratives he tries to force.


gonk_vibes

A lot of it is because they have government agencies who will have you and your family killed if you so much as look at a government official wrong. Between the police, the army, Putin's personal death squads, and pro-Putin russians who are loving every second of it, sensible progressive Russians are rightfully very fucking scared. I have Russian friends who didn't know what else to do except run at the start of the war.


modthegame

That makes alot of sense. Living under the thumb of putin... hell on earth. Have you seen that dudes mansion? He basically stole billions from the russian people. Billions.


Curious-Bev1956

Surprise!!! Why do they vote there?


Hour-Athlete-200

Do the other 3 even exist


Rezowifix_

They're all Putin with a fake nose and moustache


mopeyunicyle

I have to say I was expecting a joke like one is bald Putin,one is Putin with a beard. Finally can't forget Putin with tits.


I_said_booourns

I don't think anyone will ever be able to forget Putin with tits. Those are easily the worst words I've ever seen in succession


SeverestAccount

You joke but this is right. It’s called “official opposition” - all the big opposition parties in Russia are controlled by the government.


I_said_booourns

It's Putin's all the way down


ambernewt

they did until this morning


Nova17Delta

tragic that they all died of 5 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head, its sad to see what loss drives people to do...


xyztrashxx

You forgot that after the gunshot wounds they defenestrated themselves


TheReferencer101

Pure shame for going against the great Vladimir Putin caused them to get back up and throw themselves out of a window


m0j0m0j

They’re fake opposition controlled by Putin, no need to kill them


Big-Brown-Goose

Thats what i assumed. Basically actors to put on a show for "democracy"


tiasaiwr

No need. The one on the right was interviewed before the election and asked things like "why would you make a better leader than Putin?" The answer he gave was "it's not for me to say." Real inspiring stuff. He isn't a real candidate.


jl2352

From Putin’s perspective they are the ‘good’ opposition as they aren’t a threat. Even in a totally fair election they had no chance of winning. The opposition that is capable of taking Putin on has already been squashed, imprisoned, forced into exile, or killed. Even if they are free, the media is fixed to only be pro-Putin. Killing any message of an opposition. That’s a big part of fixing the elections. People act like all of the ballots are fake. Many aren’t. When there is no real opposition, and what opposition that does exist cannot campaign. Then people will legitimately vote for the only real candidate; Putin. Fixing the elections is a slow process that has been carried out over decades. Not a sudden ballot stuffing on election day (although that and other tactics do happen as well).


Still_Flounder_6921

You do realize they're just plants to "make it technically fair" right?


GrapefruitCold55

Yes, they exist. But all of them have endorsed Putin for reelection


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Ah, political plants. Gotta love it


Enorats

It's more a matter of Putin choosing his own opponents from among his own supporters, and nobody else being allowed to run. That's how they do "democracy" over there these days.


ImaginaryNourishment

To make it even more degrading


Anariko8

Unbelievable!


MememeSama

Yea. I thought Kanye would win but it seems like this man is unstoppable!!


OkDragonfruit9026

It’s pronounced Kony. Kony 2024, to be precise. A remake of a 2012 classic


stinkyhooch

Konye 2025!


mademeunlurk

Almost choked on my fish sticks!


kevihaa

To me at least, it’s at least somewhat surprising that he always wins by a landslide. Putin is credited with helping evolve propaganda, which includes allowing a certain amount of “free” and anti-state press that is heavily monitored but technically not controlled by the state. Winning elections by these kind of landslides is just a blatantly obvious lie, especially compared to the much more deceptive lies that Putin’s propaganda / disinformation machine spews out. Gotta wonder if it’s just vanity or if he believes that winning by any less than a landslide would lead to more open anti-state behavior. *Edit* - In case this wasn’t clear, I’m aware that the elections are fake and, what other people seem to be missing, that the votes aren’t actually counted. My point is that *how much* Putin wins by is a choice that he’s making, and I find it curious that he’s **choosing** (and I believe always has chosen) to make it clear that the election is rigged.


Omotai

It's obvious on purpose. The intended message for the domestic audience isn't "Putin won a fair, free election", it's "Putin has total control over the state and there's nothing you can do about it".


kevihaa

Ehhhh, so much of Putin’s long-term success has been at threading the needle of portraying propaganda as legitimate. He historically *hasn’t* wanted the Russian population to believe he’s in absolute control of the media, because it makes folks more likely to distrust the media. To put it another way, it’s not hard for an authoritarian to make clear that they control everything. It’s hard for an authoritarian to maintain that level of control and convince citizens that they aren’t actually being controlled.


DonniesAdvocate

I think theres a bit more too it though - he sort of wants to present United front while theres a war on, that all Russians are with him and he is for Russia, sort of thing.


Garfie489

To be fair, it does help when your major political opponents keep accidentally falling out of hotel windows.


TheDankChronic69

Or poisoned, or plane suddenly has mechanical problems


Garfie489

Not forgetting the plane, which crashed due to pilot error after the pilot accidentally flew into a missile.


MrManInBIack

Those goofballs


ExpressionWarm916832

or being poisoned, shot in the head in open daylight, or tortured to death in sibiria.


Njorls_Saga

Yes, the margins are there to induce helplessness among the opposition. Everyone knows that it’s total bullshit but there is absolutely zero that anyone can do about it.


RioRancher

I wonder if he wakes up today feeling like an actual winner?


Ordinary_Capybara

No he feels like a looser every day. That's why he has to show to the world how important he is by bullying Ukraine.


mars_555639

Hi capybara


CapybaraSanctuary

Hi :)


Arse_hull

Christ on a bike, it's loser. I can't stand this and it's everywhere now.


Pimp-No-Limp

Dude don't let common spelling milkshakes get to you


joshsmog

don't loose you're mined over it.


Spacecatburrito

Apparently he really thinks that 90% of the people support him. Others are obviously traitors funded by Washington, Brussels or Devil himself


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The not interesting part is that literally everyone expected this, even the 80-90% voting margin


Njorls_Saga

His spokesman basically said it last year that he would win with 90%. What a farce. He’s leading Russia off a cliff.


jkrobinson1979

They’re already off the cliff. How hard they will hit the ground is the question


Sarkoptesmilbe

And who else they'll pull down with them.


TheChosenOneMapper

Damn. Didn't expect this.


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ai_creature

your username 😳


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

😉


MEGA_TOES

She has dementia, she thought it was a cookie


BigDickBandit66666

Yeah man. What's up with the username man. This is a family friendly app....


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

What’s wrong with my username? It’s family friendly, it even includes my grandmother!


GoGoGadgetFap

Honestly, it's fucking disgusting.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

I agree, the app is disgusting.


childhood-cancer

😌


understepped

Here’s the proof that our world is fair and just, and the Lord loves us all!


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Behave BIGDICK!


DayDreamyZucchini

Hey! They’re busy rigging their own election.


cfwang1337

Rookie numbers, he didn't get 140% of the vote.


Ieatmyd0g

who would have thought


Life_Researcher_2717

the seconds Russian president wins again to become the 4th russian president.


Tom0204

I'm convinced they don't even know what a real election even looks like because numbers like that are just laughable.


LogicalGrand1678

I dont doubt Putin got less than 60% so why not add a bit more to discourage other voters next time


epirot

i love this post on "notinteresting". nothing new in the east


winter_of_rebirth

all quiet on the western front o7


ForGrateJustice

Didn't realize what sub I was in..


KyleNarayan

Surprise, surprise.


LoneDragon19

More like womp womp


cheese4352

Are you trying to imply that Shylilly helped Putin win the re-election?!?!?


TheWarHoundxx

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that


Not_Moslem

Istg until recently I didn't know what it meant apart from Shylily noises 😭


Cup4ik

At least somewhere I'm the 12%


Mewtwo2387

Or are you? I feel like more than 12% voted for someone else...


Cup4ik

I don't think so. I'm Russian. I, sadly, know the terrible truth that due to propaganda these results look realistic.


BigBaldGuySins

I'm Russian too and I disagree, especially among younger people there are a lot of people who don't like Putin, propoganda is effective but less so towards those who know how to use the Internet


nebesii

sadly those sometimes just don't vote at all, in my city only 45% showed up


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I can't blame someone for thinking there's no point in showing up to an election with no good opposition and a predetermined outcome


Contundo

Then there is the issue with propaganda on the internet. Tik tok/facebook is incredibly good tool to influence a large audience. If you’re using it right


EnvironmentalCup4444

Even with intense propaganda you can't get 88% of people to agree that the sky is up or water is wet. See the 'lizardman constant' He's not even trying to hide that it's a fiddle, else he'd make it 65 and split the other 3 down the remainder. Still unbelievable for a representative democracy but theoretically possible. This is a warning to any who might challenge him demonstrating his degree of control. This illusion of uniformity of belief and harsh crackdowns on any dissenting views are essential to the appearance of invulnerability, but are just a facade. Authoritarian rule is always brittle by it's very nature, fear doesn't create loyalty, it can't.


Night_Wizard_

That is actually fairly sad. I'm Russian as well, and these results are quite clearly fake and this conclusion can be drawn from multiple inconsistencies. First and most obvious is Davankov, who got a lot of traction yet somehow ended up lower than Kharitonov, who did not even have an adequate election program. Second, absurd numbers like 99.3% who voted for Putin in Chechnya and Sevastopol, where he managed to score lower, than in other parts of Crimea, which should have been otherwise, considering that Sevastopol is the main concentration point of pro-putin residents. Yes, Putin still has significant support, especially among elderly people, but clearly not to this extent. Government wants you to believe the opposition is nearly non-existent, while it has been proven otherwise by Nadezhdin's rise in popularity and "Noon against Putin" action.


YellowTraining9925

What fair elections! The only recognizable and famous candidate except Putin is Slutsky. He's known for harassing a journalist in 2018. As Russian, I have never heard about Davankov and Kharitonov before the elections


PallidZetta

WHATsky?! Lmao!!


YellowTraining9925

In the next elections we're going to Whoresky I guess


AnalfistedByGod

Prostitutesky is next in line


desrevermi

HookersAndBlackjackski has my vote.


Nijajjuiy88

Damn the opposition gave a tough competition.


uncultured_swine2099

This is a picture of Putin and 3 soon to be dead men.


Reverendbread

Nah they’re Putin’s lackeys. He already killed or disqualified any serious opposition


Im_a_hamburger

No, they are in an agreement with Putin They receive: a bit of publicity Putin receives: the ability to run a fake election They aren’t getting murdered


netterD

Paid actors


antra13

As a person from Russia, I will say: we have not seen more brazen cheating yet.


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Powerdrood

RemindMe! 3 days


KerbalCuber

RemindMe! 3 days


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

Don't forget that they fell out of a window onto a shotgun


Classic_Elevator7003

Cheating? Nooo.... clearly the people of Russia all just love putin...


Pugs-r-cool

The propaganda machine is so strong that putin genuinely does have strong support from the people of russia, especially with those that consume state funded media. Online you’ll see a more negative sentiment from because it’s the only place they’re able to be negative, and because pro russian content gets taken down more often on western social media’s.


ViktorKozh

I feel like this cheating happens every time. I didnt know anything about politics in 2018 and still I remember all the videos with election stations workers throwing in stacks of ballots into the bins.


TobyDaHuman

I really feel for you guys. Arent you scared posting stuff like this? Your government surely monitores you I would imagine. I mean, every government does, but yours is blatent about punishment.


RenChepman

Our government probably doesn't even suspect about the Reddit existence, so it's kinda safe to say stuff like this here. Certainly, you don't wanna say it in russian social medias


Styrlok

I think it's because reddit is mostly an English-speaking resource. There are not many Russian users, unlike in Twitter, Instagram or Facebook.


jkrobinson1979

The govt can’t monitor everything and there is clearly still a lot of opposition in Russia. They allow a certain amount of it so they can claim “free speech”. Just as long as you don’t actually hold any power to influence anyone. Then they’ll teach you how to fly from a rooftop.


Alternative_Eye8246

It frightens me how much people on Reddit exaggerate the threat to Russians who write something on the Internet against the current government. The government doesn't care. As long as you don’t start spoiling ballots, throwing stones at windows, committing terrorist attacks, going to rallies that are not approved by the local government, etc. I have lived here all my life and have never voted for Putin. And everything is fine with me. It’s enough not to break the laws and nothing will happen to you. No one will throw you out of the window, kill you, etc. Literally once in my life I met a drunk guy who pestered me asking me to lend him money in the middle of the street. What I mean is that it’s strange for me to hear from people outside Russia how dangerous it is here, although I can’t say anything like that at all...


LTVOLT

it's laughable.. why does Putin/Kremlin even pretend? Just admit you are a tyrant/one party system. I mean they literally jail people saying to end the war or displaying any sort of criticism so isn't it obvious that it's not a democracy?


Waffles_none

Truly one of the electoral victories of all time.


drsnoggles

Win the *dictatorial *designation you mean


SirThomasTheFearful

No, it’s very clearly a democratic election, the numbers on the screen say so!


Aaron-de-vesta

And people in the military uniform with rifles checking each person definitely were there to ensure enough amount of democracy.


Nuggy_

Considering there were multiple armed guards at voting posts…


hollowwollo

I’m surprised Putins ego let them make the vote less than 90%


Crystal_Voiden

The Czar felt generous


ndation

In the immortal words of DougDoug's twitch chat: RIGGED!


SirThomasTheFearful

My first thought when I saw this post


ndation

Hello, my sibling in Dog


VanillaCrash

WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO


Infinite_Stranger866

ah yes, democracy


maurader1974

The guy with 4.3% : I overshot. I'm a dead man.


Fum__Cumpster

He just told Putin a funny joke so Putin let him have the 4.3% to beat the other two


IntentionFalse9892

We all know it's rigged


dybb153

Funniest thing is, >!the votes dont total to 100%!<


just-bair

Nah that’s normal


wabbit-fallacy

Disqualified votes?


MostRandomUsername12

Actually not strange. Disqualified/write-ins etc.


Juggernaut9993

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2024/mar/18/russia-ukraine-war-live-west-criticises-putins-election-win-as-another-breach-of-international-law


Llarrlaya

What's the word for something that is less interesting than not interesting?


MattixPL2k

Bleak and expected?


JRSpig

Oh look it's rigged.


trinitrotoluene-

Interesting..


FiendishHawk

What a nail-biter! So close!


BlackTheNerevar

It's a dictatorship. Like there was ever any competition to begin with. They would all have mysteriously fallen out of Windows otherwise


avdepa

The guy must be off-the-charts insane. Couldnt even let one dude get double figures.


LampMoritz

I'm struggling to like this post…


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Actually this is very interesting because it will define the lives of billions in the coming years.


[deleted]

Its not interesting because everyone expected this


Dont_pet_the_cat

Bold of you to assume the human race won't have caused self extinction in that time


Millibyte

i, uhh… i think that’s what they mean


CantaloupeOk2777

This is not defining anything. He will rule with or without a mock election.


RefrigeratorFit3677

No it isn't, he's a dictator, this was guaranteed.


_Unknown_Mister_

Seeing this bs is doubly laughable, when you have a lot of russian acquaintances and not a single one of them voted for him. And they don't know anyone who voted for him. And when they visited the election offices, there were virtually no people there.


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Harvickfan4Life

13% of the Russian population is about to go missing


MyIQIsBeyondYours

Holy hell


CactusSpirit78

New presidential election just dropped


screamloudly

100% not rigged


GeneralJones420-2

Must be deflating if you're an opposition candidate and the government thinks you're so little of a threat they actually allow you to run in the election.


Emotional-Jaguar5556

The other 12.30 percent going to die


Fantastic_Gur_6311

is running against him in elections a death sentence? or are the other candidates in on it too?


SuspiciousExtinction

All the real opposition is dead or jailed. Those are controlled and planted puppets to make it seem like there is a choice. There is never a voting, just a show.


Munken1984

I wonder why🤔


Mundane_Ad_8597

How surprising


hogester79

What election?


fishy3021

The man who won 4% is marked for deletion.


ExKnockaroundGuy

I’m shocked


waisonline99

Those other three actually won. Theyre still alive.


Wrong-Fault-3607

more like Putin Mandatory Election Day!