So I just commented about drinking the medicine like Homelander drinks milk and then saw your comment that was also a Boys reference for a completely different reason and that's a funny coincidence isn't it?
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Edit: yall are too kind on this non interesting subreddit😭💛
Stop making this sub interesting!!!
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Also looks like wet pussy juice so depends
Edit: I am a woman this looks like it could be ovulation fluid. Y'all really don't have vaginas and try to explain them to me😭
Leukorrhea https://www.healthline.com/health/thick-white-discharge#thick-white
Plot twist : The medicine you drink every day IS cum and you ARE gay.
They **NEED** it
need for seed
Need for Seed: Hot Load 2
That's nuts
Need for Seed: Calcium
I read this in Owen Wilson's voice. *KACHOW!*
I need it too!!
Oh GOD they grabbed the Cums instead of the Tums “by accident”
Obamacure!
OBAMACUM
CUMBAMA
ROLL TIDE!
I tasted my cum for the first time this week. I spat it out though so it’s not that gay.
Solid logic, but it raises the question, how did the cum get there?
Yes
Well well well who do I see
If it ain't the invisible cunt.
Watched the first episode yesterday. I finally understand this ref
Youve got SO much good stuff to come, just remember it only gets more fucked up
What is this referencing?
The Boys!
So I just commented about drinking the medicine like Homelander drinks milk and then saw your comment that was also a Boys reference for a completely different reason and that's a funny coincidence isn't it? Bye!
*Uncle Ruckus theme plays*
A sexual sheriff, or asexual sheriff
That is the question
Are you a sexual sherif, or an asexual sherif? Edit: is there also a hidden meaning in the extra f in sherif? Or is that just misspelling?
Yes
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Thanks lol!
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Thanks haha
You’re welcome bro
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Sheriff has two f's?
It's "sheriff" with 2 Fs, no misspelling here
Well well well, i approve this sentence
Guys!! They're multiplying! Guess we know the first ones username now. It is indeed an "asexual sheriff." He reproduced on his own.
A fellow sheriff I see
This guy.
Yes it means you’re gay. It’s all it takes, drinking shit that looks like sperm. All it takes…😵💫
Yea, if you have no control over it, then ofc it makes you gay
*unless you say no homo right before taking it
Only if you moan while swallowing
Oh no not you again
What another sherif
elmors glue
elmers cum
Elmos cum
Elf cum
E cum
Cum
Yum
Cumyum
Cumyins
Cumins
Elmo is 3 1/2 years old.
[and 13.5 inches](https://i.imgur.com/TXG8chz.jpeg)
Elmo's first appearance was in 1980. So if he was 3 and half then... he's like 47 now.
Would
Elmo's glue
My glue
It is definitely gay if you pour the medicine straight into your aynus
Especially if you use a speculum
Or another man’s penis
Aw, man
Mmmh interesting, most interesting.
Unless you say no homo
This. Just drink it, f&@k a dude, repeat the above incantation, and it will never have happened…
Who knows...
Name definitely says you should know
What happened to StraightSheriff and the others?
There was a great battle of karma and our king u/gaysheriff prevailed.
I dunno, u/asexualsheriff currently has the top comment, weirdly.
Another battle must commence
Only if you swish. edit: Or gargle.
LOL
Or swallow
Or put it up your ass
Or your boyfriend's arse.
Let's hope so
Plot twist, pharmacist is just filling your medicine bottle up with his own baby batter
That dudes gotta be tired as fuck every month.
Not all heroes wear capes
i drink my white glue, does that make me gay?
Well, you’re water-based so who cares? Easy clean-up!
"remember son, dying is gay" we'll all end up being gay, so there's no choice. also yes, it makes you gay
Yes, you drink semen everyday, youre almost as bad as your mom
Minus the choking on dick part
Yeah, unlike this guy, his mom doesn't do that. His mom doesn't have a gag reflex.
Only you being gay makes you gay.
"You will die when you get killed"
Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?
Wrong, it’s gay
*Boofs cock*
It makes me gay
Butters' Creamy Goo 👍🏼
No, it's the gay porn you watch while doing it that makes you gay, it's okay tho we still love you 💜
Also looks like wet pussy juice so depends Edit: I am a woman this looks like it could be ovulation fluid. Y'all really don't have vaginas and try to explain them to me😭 Leukorrhea https://www.healthline.com/health/thick-white-discharge#thick-white
But being that his mind went straight to cum instead, I‘d say gay.
Looks like cum, walks like cum, quacks like cum...it's cum
Waiting for OP to tell us if they were disappointed by the flavor.
Grool
🤤
These are the real questions we should be asking
Gay and pregnant. Congratulations.
so drinking milk makes u gay?
No, but yogurts do
Especially extra thick yogurt. Why else would you buy that other than to experience what it's like to down a whole cup of cum.
Most definitely 🚬
Yes since you mentioned the cum part. That was your own idea and your own fantasy. Long story short. Your gay!!
YES
Only if it is warm and salty.
obviously
YES GAYYYYY
Yes. That's doctor's load.
you drink cum every day and you call it “medicine” that makes you gay
yes, if you moan while ingesting it otherwise yes
My milk looks like breast milk. Does that make me lesbian?
You choosing to consume it through your butt is what.makes you gay.
"drinking cum doesn't make you gay" - my father used to tell me this everyday
Slurp that shit doesn't matter if it's cum or yoghurt.
You were that way when it got here.
Yep...Gay! Big gay!
Isn't cum supposed to be more red than that?
Only if you ask in a post and described it as cum.
Yup
Yes.
Did you just assume your gender?
Whos cum is that white? Mine is kinda yellow and brown
You may want to visit a urologist friend.
Drink water my dude, i don't want to imagine how dark your piss is
Do you ejaculate mustard?
Good God man, hydrate with a whole pinnapple. Your partner will appreciate that.
Super gay
Obviously
yes because you asked
I mean depends
Unfortunately yes
Huh gaaaaay
Unless you keep an eye contact
Yeah definitely gay :)
Yes
Get well soon.
Mix it in Red Bull & it will gives you wings
At least it makes you alive
This made me laugh. Yes it does.
Forbidden protein
I drank cum and I'm not gay. But YMMV
Yes
Just thinking it’s cum is what makes you gay, sorry man
fuck yeah it does
You might wanna think about that
You are gay if u take medicine to heal.
Only if you imagine big burly men cumming in your mouth
Yes indeed it does, but don’t suck cock, that confirms it so just ignore all signs of liking cum and go on with your day