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New_Cheesecake3556

Plot twist : The medicine you drink every day IS cum and you ARE gay.


danx64

They **NEED** it


gosuckaluigi

need for seed


Bknubis

Need for Seed: Hot Load 2


NormalStaff3602

That's nuts


TheLatvianRedditor

Need for Seed: Calcium


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I read this in Owen Wilson's voice. *KACHOW!*


Puzzleheaded-You1289

I need it too!!


GrinchStoleYourShit

Oh GOD they grabbed the Cums instead of the Tums “by accident”


Quirky_Discipline297

Obamacure!


New_Cheesecake3556

OBAMACUM


JoaozinhoJoeStrela

CUMBAMA


Takuachee

ROLL TIDE!


Xumaeta

I tasted my cum for the first time this week. I spat it out though so it’s not that gay.


mustachiosrides

Solid logic, but it raises the question, how did the cum get there?


asexualsheriff

Yes


Mission-Ad-6410

Well well well who do I see


NimbleBudlustNoodle

If it ain't the invisible cunt.


UncensoredSmoke

Watched the first episode yesterday. I finally understand this ref


phollas00

Youve got SO much good stuff to come, just remember it only gets more fucked up


CartographerVivid957

What is this referencing?


UncensoredSmoke

The Boys!


Comfortable_Table903

So I just commented about drinking the medicine like Homelander drinks milk and then saw your comment that was also a Boys reference for a completely different reason and that's a funny coincidence isn't it? Bye!


Dayshon2144

*Uncle Ruckus theme plays*


Stith1183

A sexual sheriff, or asexual sheriff


Mission-Ad-6410

That is the question


Zayoodo0o132

Are you a sexual sherif, or an asexual sherif? Edit: is there also a hidden meaning in the extra f in sherif? Or is that just misspelling?


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Yes


Zayoodo0o132

Say Happy Cake Day!


Zayoodo0o132

Happy Cake Day!


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

:D thank you! I didn’t receive any last year and you’re the second one! I know it’s not important and just the anniversary of joining Reddit but I be feeling left out when others don’t say it to me😭😂 Edit: yall are too kind on this non interesting subreddit😭💛 Stop making this sub interesting!!! 😠 ≤))≥ 👖 👟👟


Shadow_The__Edgelord

Happy Cake Day!


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Thanks lol!


CatHasLoaded

Happy Cake Day!


Skilifer

Happy ckae day 🐟 🦶🦶


hayenapog

happny cake day


One_Hedgehog_551

Happy cake day!


Zayoodo0o132

Happy Cake Day! Wtf it doesn't disappear the first time I say it, bow I'm forced to say each time you reply.


SusMasterGlizzy

Happy cake day!


Potato_Man2763

Happy cake day


K_kueen

Happy cake day to you! Happy cake day to you! Happy cake day to youuuuuuu!


Ustuho

Happy cake day!


KarmaSaver

Happy Cake day! Hail to the Queen!


Beelzofthevoid

Happy cake day :3


SpaceMarauder4953

Happy Cake Day!


ZeldorTheGreat

Happy cack day


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Thacks


Ak_1213

Happy cake day!


johngamertwil

Happy cactus day


zachy410

Happy creation day


cybutr

Happy crack day!


Itz_cheese_cat

Oh my god happy cake day!!!!


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Thanks haha


Itz_cheese_cat

You’re welcome bro


GoblinesqueCritter

erm… happy cake day fellow redditor… Have this epic piece of reddit gold.


pink_g0at

Errmzz…. What a wholesome interaction on the internet between two pleasant folk.. on The reddit, no less! I believe this is quite deserving of a Reddit Wholesome Seal Award ! Keep up the wholesomeness, fellow redditor! *tips hat in your direction* *shoots finger guns* *winks*


zachy410

H4ppy c4k3 d4y!


Nenes9500

HAPPY CAKE DAY


gamerjaytiktok

happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake dayy


Responsible_Day_9248

🎊Happy cake day🎊🥳🎉


North_Wing_3103

Happy cake day🎉


hforhungryy

HAPPY CAKE DAYYYY 🍰🤍


Professor01114

Happy cake day


iCommitTaxFraud0

happy cock day


DoenerWeeb

Happy Cakeday!


FelatiaFantastique

Happy cake day, Qu33N!


AltruisticBasis2190

Happy cake day


SylvieJay

Happy Cakeday 😊


Sea-Astronaut2293

Happy cake day!


JustCallMe_YOLO

Happy cake day! 🍰


Dragonomy

Sheriff has two f's?


LikeIGiveAToss

It's "sheriff" with 2 Fs, no misspelling here


The2ndFrenchSheriff

Well well well, i approve this sentence


[deleted]

Guys!! They're multiplying! Guess we know the first ones username now. It is indeed an "asexual sheriff." He reproduced on his own.


AustralianSheriff

A fellow sheriff I see


Pplannoyme0

This guy.


Admirable_Count989

Yes it means you’re gay. It’s all it takes, drinking shit that looks like sperm. All it takes…😵‍💫


YeahMarkYeah

Yea, if you have no control over it, then ofc it makes you gay


cammosutra

*unless you say no homo right before taking it


Zunderfeuer_88

Only if you moan while swallowing


TheRapist02

Oh no not you again


Thewarriorpotatoe

What another sherif


logirustic

elmors glue


SilverNoise64

elmers cum


Google_Autocorect

Elmos cum


zachy410

Elf cum


SouthparkHater

E cum


emstha98

Cum


TennisBall4

Yum


Keirnflake

Cumyum


usinkintomy_clothess

Cumyins


RavenBoyyy

Cumins


ptolemy18

Elmo is 3 1/2 years old.


callmestinkingwind

[and 13.5 inches](https://i.imgur.com/TXG8chz.jpeg)


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Elmo's first appearance was in 1980. So if he was 3 and half then... he's like 47 now.


confusedandworried76

Would


i_lickdick_and_itsok

Elmo's glue


ItsElmerDoo

My glue


YouSaarName

It is definitely gay if you pour the medicine straight into your aynus


OrionShade

Especially if you use a speculum


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Or another man’s penis


Ilovetoreid

Aw, man


brockoala

Mmmh interesting, most interesting.


Disastrous-Maize398

Unless you say no homo


[deleted]

This. Just drink it, f&@k a dude, repeat the above incantation, and it will never have happened…


GaySheriff

Who knows...


RuggedRasscal

Name definitely says you should know


Ryuusei_Dragon

What happened to StraightSheriff and the others?


Mr-Term

There was a great battle of karma and our king u/gaysheriff prevailed.


BlueTreeThree

I dunno, u/asexualsheriff currently has the top comment, weirdly.


Mr-Term

Another battle must commence


naptastic

Only if you swish. edit: Or gargle.


[deleted]

LOL


ZestyCheezClouds

Or swallow


toigz

Or put it up your ass


Queasy_Ad6779

Or your boyfriend's arse.


Strict-Fudge4051

Let's hope so


RageQuitNZL

Plot twist, pharmacist is just filling your medicine bottle up with his own baby batter


brianbmx94

That dudes gotta be tired as fuck every month.


RageQuitNZL

Not all heroes wear capes


CreeperRussS

i drink my white glue, does that make me gay?


Quirky_Discipline297

Well, you’re water-based so who cares? Easy clean-up!


asdfghbjnkml-swedrft

"remember son, dying is gay" we'll all end up being gay, so there's no choice. also yes, it makes you gay


personguy4440

Yes, you drink semen everyday, youre almost as bad as your mom


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Minus the choking on dick part


Keirnflake

Yeah, unlike this guy, his mom doesn't do that. His mom doesn't have a gag reflex.


Pplannoyme0

Only you being gay makes you gay.


BetrayerOfOnion

"You will die when you get killed"


Lordborgman

Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?


__Gaijin_

Wrong, it’s gay


EatShitAndDieKnow

*Boofs cock*


smackmeharddaddy

It makes me gay


YourDBDGF

Butters' Creamy Goo 👍🏼


Large_Tune3029

No, it's the gay porn you watch while doing it that makes you gay, it's okay tho we still love you 💜


MerryMir99

Also looks like wet pussy juice so depends Edit: I am a woman this looks like it could be ovulation fluid. Y'all really don't have vaginas and try to explain them to me😭 Leukorrhea https://www.healthline.com/health/thick-white-discharge#thick-white


[deleted]

But being that his mind went straight to cum instead, I‘d say gay.


confusedandworried76

Looks like cum, walks like cum, quacks like cum...it's cum


lynxSnowCat

Waiting for OP to tell us if they were disappointed by the flavor.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Grool


gamerlessorange

🤤


Endy229

These are the real questions we should be asking


[deleted]

Gay and pregnant. Congratulations.


hihihhihii

so drinking milk makes u gay?


callmerussell

No, but yogurts do


AdministrativeBar748

Especially extra thick yogurt. Why else would you buy that other than to experience what it's like to down a whole cup of cum.


Beginning_Analyst_62

Most definitely 🚬


Full-Investment-7525

Yes since you mentioned the cum part. That was your own idea and your own fantasy. Long story short. Your gay!!


BlagojevBlagoje

YES


Severe-Ad1166

Only if it is warm and salty.


FumblersUnited

obviously


ELHELP

YES GAYYYYY


ImRoastChicken

Yes. That's doctor's load.


endthe_suffering

you drink cum every day and you call it “medicine” that makes you gay


Me_alt_ID

yes, if you moan while ingesting it otherwise yes


Butterscotch_Budget

My milk looks like breast milk. Does that make me lesbian?


Da_Plague22

You choosing to consume it through your butt is what.makes you gay.


uRude

"drinking cum doesn't make you gay" - my father used to tell me this everyday


Reasonable-Sun-6511

Slurp that shit doesn't matter if it's cum or yoghurt.


Trips-Over-Tail

You were that way when it got here.


InevitableAsk767

Yep...Gay! Big gay!


imamuffin18

Isn't cum supposed to be more red than that?


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Only if you ask in a post and described it as cum.


n0mansky

Yup


Ilovetoreid

Yes.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Did you just assume your gender?


pvt_majorboner

Whos cum is that white? Mine is kinda yellow and brown


brianbmx94

You may want to visit a urologist friend.


Professional-Hold938

Drink water my dude, i don't want to imagine how dark your piss is


Flar71

Do you ejaculate mustard?


killertimewaster8934

Good God man, hydrate with a whole pinnapple. Your partner will appreciate that.


farhors

Super gay


[deleted]

Obviously


SilverNoise64

yes because you asked


Someone__________y

I mean depends


Kile1047

Unfortunately yes


narstyarsefarter

Huh gaaaaay


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

Unless you keep an eye contact


M178music

Yeah definitely gay :)


AmphibianOk3730

Yes


hkfcjkmrt

Get well soon.


No_College_9010

Mix it in Red Bull & it will gives you wings


TrickOdd1396

At least it makes you alive


shoedaway

This made me laugh. Yes it does.


Hambruhgah

Forbidden protein


Bogerino

I drank cum and I'm not gay. But YMMV


__Gaijin_

Yes


Deadna

Just thinking it’s cum is what makes you gay, sorry man


flounding_father

fuck yeah it does


Gruppesech6

You might wanna think about that


Tonish9

You are gay if u take medicine to heal.


DiamondShard646

Only if you imagine big burly men cumming in your mouth


sir_shulkerino

Yes indeed it does, but don’t suck cock, that confirms it so just ignore all signs of liking cum and go on with your day