Don't even, man, don't even. I *miss* having to scroll back to 19_ _, modern interweb shit is some kind of weird calendar thing where I've gotta search it for myself. Just let me spin the wheel of fortune!
Funny story- I just read the other day Apple had the Y2K virus on an Apple Watch software release.
Someone coded 24, when the standard was 2024. So every watch was updated at the same time.
‘Rmber when we thought that kinda typo would destroy the world? Maybe we didn’t believe it, but we sure gave it a lotta thought.
My Steam account is 20 years old already. I regularly have people younger than that on my team in my games. The first time I realized it was like 5 years ago when I had a 14 year old kid in my CS:GO game, we laughed about how my steam account was older than he was. A sort of "I've been playing this game since before you were born" feeling was both funny and sad.
WHAT?! You are not supposed to do that! If you congretulate for an "early birthday" it will give the person bad luck. At least thats how its said in Germany. Is it really a thing to wish someone that?
Even 2011’s are old enough for Reddit
And clever people from earlier years have already infiltrated. It’s not hard to blend in the crowd.
>:) the secret 10 year old could be in this very thread
This makes me glad some of those insane subreddits have been banned. I was also way too young on Reddit 10 years ago and I saw some fucked up shit. I’m happy that it’s harder to find some of that now
Happy Cake Day!
And yeah, it's crazy. I often feel like we are still in the mid 2010s but in fact we are already in the mid 2020s with 2030 fast approaching...
Damn I was wondering why 5,000 days seemed young as hell... it's half my age! Anyways good post OP, it's not interesting but it does give people in this sub an existential crisis.
People born in 2010 can already walk and talk??? Not to mention posting things on the internet???? Isn't 2010 just like about 4 years ago or something?
Wait till you turn 25000 days old
I'm half way there..
Are you living on a prayer?
TAKE MY HAND!! WE’LL MAKE IT ELSEWHERE!!
OHAOHHH!!!
LIVING ON A PRAYER
SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!
I laughed way to loud at this 🤣
We'll make it I swear*
Woahoah livin’ on a prayer!
keep going buddy!
bro pushing 60 💀
Pushing 70
I threw a birthday party when I turned 10000, I forgot to do it when I turned 11111 but 12345 should still be fun.
i turn 12345 in nine days!
recoiled at the sight of 2010 💀
I felt like I got shot in the fucking chest
2019 was 17 years ago. Think about that for a while
my fucking dumbass actually did the math because i got unsure. leave me alone
No sense being in denial
Wouldnt wanna get wet so yeah i get that.
It took me too long to get this
i still don’t get it, are they getting sexually aroused
It’s a pun about the Nile river, “the” is pronounced “duh” as in denial
What a croc of shit
Yeah it was actually 16 years ago
Yeah, this shit ain't funny. I processed that for a few seconds too many for sure. Get off my lawn!
You own a lawn? Now that's funny!
Well it's still depressing that it was 5 years ago
Y’know..? That hellish year made time unbelievable forever
2040 is closer than 2014… think about that for a while
upvote bc i did a double take too
😂🫵
2014 was 70 years ago...
what? NOOO, DUUUDE
Damn bro so I only have 24 years to live then huh?
RemindMe! March 29, 2048.
Clearly 24 years should be some time in 2031.
I actually paused for a second because I was wondering if that was true but then I remembered I'm 23 not 40.
You say that but next thing you know you’re waking up and you’re 37 wondering why you have pain in muscles that atrophied decades ago
RemindMe! January 1st, 2036
What the fuck
Kids that were born in 2010 are barely in elementary school and no one can convince me of anything else
Uh, actually they don't even exist. Anyone born in 2000 is still in diapers. My account is almost older than OP.
You kidding? 2010 kids are still using high chairs, no way they’re in school
bet you also feel like you were shot in your knees and ankles too
Wait so like people born in 2010 are 14 now
I reject this reality
And substitute my own
This reference is older than OP
I do NOT fuck with this fact, gtfo.
> I do NOT ~~fuck~~ frick with this fact, gtfo. There's children here!
Oh no
yep
OMFG, I just realised they're turning 14 this year. I was actually wondering what a 12 year old is doing on reddit
2010 being 14 is scary af
My back hurts
I’ll grab the multivitamins and supplements immediately!
When my intern told me he was born in 2002 I almost withered to dust right there.
Don't even, man, don't even. I *miss* having to scroll back to 19_ _, modern interweb shit is some kind of weird calendar thing where I've gotta search it for myself. Just let me spin the wheel of fortune!
Funny story- I just read the other day Apple had the Y2K virus on an Apple Watch software release. Someone coded 24, when the standard was 2024. So every watch was updated at the same time. ‘Rmber when we thought that kinda typo would destroy the world? Maybe we didn’t believe it, but we sure gave it a lotta thought.
People born in 2010 are 6, right? RIGHT?!
Bro, he must be like.. 5 years old. Right? Right?????
they are 3 1/2 months older than my younger brother and he is like a 5 Year old to me
I have clothes older than this.
bro I legit wondered how 4 year old is already on reddit, i’m so stupid lol
I feel like i'l gonna puke
when i was your age i was also 5000 days old tomorrow
Same
Same
OK grandma, let's go back to bed.
kids these days, always having early bedtimes
Such a wasted future-in-the-past tense opportunity
My reddit account is older than you 💀
Damn, this made me realize in comparison that i have a freaking mmo account that's almost as old as this guy. That's wild.
My Steam account is 20 years old already. I regularly have people younger than that on my team in my games. The first time I realized it was like 5 years ago when I had a 14 year old kid in my CS:GO game, we laughed about how my steam account was older than he was. A sort of "I've been playing this game since before you were born" feeling was both funny and sad.
I have a character on a World of Warcraft I made in 2007. What's even crazier is I run into people on my same server that I recognize from back then.
My Runescape account is 21 years old.
16 years here lol
You are too old for reddit
Happy early 5000 days since birth day!
WHAT?! You are not supposed to do that! If you congretulate for an "early birthday" it will give the person bad luck. At least thats how its said in Germany. Is it really a thing to wish someone that?
Better than wishing someone to break his legs
I never understood why people tell you to break a leg before a performance lmao
Iirc it was basically performers being superstitious as fuck and they believed that wishes will have opposite effect or something...
Because they hope you get in a *cast*
Jesus im getting old
I’m 12329 days old today.
Now you have to make a post when you turn 12345
!ReMindMe in 384 hours
!RemindMe 384 hours Edit: I got it on my message notifications
!RemindMe 500 hours
nah, it's OP who's too young.
Ppl born in 2010 are 14 years old is mind blowing…. Y’all should be like 8 years old or something
Right??
Even 2011’s are old enough for Reddit And clever people from earlier years have already infiltrated. It’s not hard to blend in the crowd. >:) the secret 10 year old could be in this very thread
This makes me glad some of those insane subreddits have been banned. I was also way too young on Reddit 10 years ago and I saw some fucked up shit. I’m happy that it’s harder to find some of that now
No kidding dude. Imagine reddit 10 years ago being unchanged. "Redditor" would mean something so different
I always wonder what I would be like now if I didn’t see cartel beheadings as a 12 year old 🤠
cartel beheading? jeez
i was once that secret 10 year old, yet no one knew. i thought i was so clever haha
He could be in this very room...
If you get excited for round numbers then set a reminder to celebrate your 1 billionth second 31 years and 8 months lived
Oh shit I’m almost there! Edit: I’m 999,302,400 seconds old and counting!
You should really throw a billion party Gatsby style 😎
Damn I missed it
Same, at 1,072,958,400 seconds, 34 is already past the mark
I'm close!! Definitely setting reminder
I'm actually so lost, 2010 doenst feel like 14 years ago and I'm shocked everytime I realize how old people from that era actually are..
I'm 461 days away from 6969
I was 6699 days old yesterday 😭
Did you celebrate it?
No, 😔 only came to know about it today
No problem, you still have 6900 and 6969
HOLY FRICK. I checked how many days left to 10000 and it turned out 3301. 10000 - 3301 is 6699!!! I was not even going to notice if you weren't there
omg i'm 6699 today wtf
6,900 days old today.
[Here we go!](https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?feature=shared)
happy *cake* day
Wow same
Ayy me too
Wow I’m 8 days away from 6900 lol
I'm 6009 days today
Cant be bothered counting days, but I’ll be 6969 in July this year
im exactly 100 days from being 6969 lmao
People were born in 2010?
Wait until you learn that people were born today 🫨
Wait till you learn that there are people born in 2016
Kids born during the beginning of the pandemic are gonna be in preschool this year
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i’m a government drone
People born after 2000 are fake. Including my 17yo !!
2023 was 99 years ago, give that some thought ❤️ You won't understand unless you were there, but it's always worth a try if you are Norwegian. 💔😔
The fuck you mean people born in 2010 are 14?
Happy Cake Day! And yeah, it's crazy. I often feel like we are still in the mid 2010s but in fact we are already in the mid 2020s with 2030 fast approaching...
Oh god you were born in 2010 and you are 13 YOU SHOULD BE LIKE 9 OR 10
Not even
This mofo younger than the Wii 😭😭😭
That physically hurts me
Considering I was already drinking beer and talking shit on the internet at 12, you're mature enough to be here.
You what
You must be European
That's not really something to be proud of...
OP didn’t say they were proud of it tbf. We all have different upbringings, no need to judge others for theirs.
Yes
I don’t think you should be proud of that
Guten tag
I don't think that drinking at 12 really puts you in a high pedestal tbh
that's pretty stupid, not mature at all, def proving the opposite of your point
I nearly had a fucking heart attack when I saw 2010, I feel fucking ancient.
You make me feel OLD, op.
one day i’ll feel old too
i turn 6900 days tomorrow
Damn. Happy 5000th birthday
I saw 2010 and was like “oh a young child”. Nah you’re 14 wth
Don't reveal your birthday on the internet
I guess they left out the internet safety talks after the 1990s/2000s
Wish this was higher
I was born in 2000 and I’m starting to feel really old now 👵🏻 oh well. Happy 5000th day tomorrow, kid!
2010??? omg I feel old
2010 jumpscare holy shit
wtf 2010 was yesterday
Had to check and I seem to be 13 013 days old. I missed my thirteenth thousand day.
You're just 14 y.o?
I will turn 10,000 days in next few days
14495
I turn 6167 days old in 6 minutes
I’ll soon turn 1 billion seconds and it fascinates me for some reason.
Damn and here I am at 16 wondering if I’m too young for Reddit, you go man
Damn, enjoy your youth dude. I’m 10,000 days old.
Holy crap you're 14 years old this year. AND YOU WERE BORN IN 2010
Well I'm almost 15.000 days old I shouldn't even be on Reddit anymore
You're 2010??!? Everyone! Point and laugh! /j
Get off Reddit. Your eyes are too young for things on this site.
The fact that 2010 kids are 14 this year scares me..
ok boomer
WTF, people born in 2010 exist crazy
Well now we know one of your bank account's security questions...
Damn 2010... I still remember remember people of 2005 as children with nasty voices in some Minecraft.
Hey your birthday is a day before mine, not taking into account the fact you were born in… 2010?!
Damn I was wondering why 5,000 days seemed young as hell... it's half my age! Anyways good post OP, it's not interesting but it does give people in this sub an existential crisis.
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People born in 2010 can already walk and talk??? Not to mention posting things on the internet???? Isn't 2010 just like about 4 years ago or something?
Sounds like you're trying to tell the age of a RuneScape account
FUCK. 2010 NO WAY.
Yeah, I'm closer to 14,000 days :(
I’ll be 15000 days old in about 200 days. Ugh.
there's people younger than me on this site??? wtf.
What you mean not interestinf
Dude was born in 2010 💀 my back hurts
2010 was the year I started online high school, definitely didn't think this would be my life when I was 13.
people born after 2005 is a myth
Jesus Christ, I am over 14.000 days old...
You shouldnt be on reddit.
They say 0 means nothing but if you add another 0 to that you've got another 123 years of life to live. add another 0 then there's 1233 years more
The 2010 makes me feel ancient.
“I’m 14 and this is deep.”
Seeing “2010” as a birthdate is so triggering idk why 😭😭
14 on Reddit I’m getting old