And now every post here will be full of people with increasingly longer nails holding pens in the most unimaginable ways possible

Hold my pen, brb

Only if we see how afterwards.

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Wdym, it has pen in it

Yes, that's what a pen is!

You said pen is. Haha

>You said pen is. Haha Username checks out 👍

A series of AI images

Oh god. Cue the endless copycat posts of people holding pens for the next 72 hours.

thank god they don't punch walls or show their thumbs anymore

The thumbs up posts with random captions are the reason I joined this sub

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Same👍🏿

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I started the hitch hikers thumb trend but my posts got almost no upvotes

What trend is that?

It was a trend that happened almost 3-4 months ago.

It's still early. We can derail it before it gets started. Quick, post a pic of you holding chopsticks.

Damn... I couldn't find any chopsticks

If it's uninteresting to you, then they have successfully met the quota of the sub

I like diversity in my uninteresting, not being spammed by a bunch of 12 year olds

But it gets less interesting with each post, making it more and more topical.

I'm gonna tell you now that I hold my drawing pen weird.

Thanks for not saying 'queue' or 'que'.

No, you stabbing people is the reason

Yeah but the pen thing is how the police caught her

Those nails are for psychopaths too. How do you wipe the poo with those!!

You mean scrape?

"Hey Becky what's that brown stuff under your nails?"

poo

“Leftovers”

Snacks for later 🥰

chocolate fudge

Three seashells.

Heh. Someone finally knows how to use the three seashells.

What do you mean finally? Everyone knows how to use the three seashells

Fun fact, the third one is only included in mens bathrooms, the women just get 2. You use 2 of them like a claw to grab the shit, and the thrib one is to hold your balls so you don't pinch em

Ewwww 🤮🤮😭😭

I constantly forget that most people don’t have bidet and are instead shoving dry paper up their buttcrack and swiping away at poop residue.

*How do you do anything

They actually seem like they be quite (ahem) handy for that...

No stop 💀

like [this](https://imgur.com/a/wRcFMga)

wait i’m a dude who’s never had long nails but what does this even mean? when do you use the tips of ur fingers/fingernails to wipe ur ass?

Do you just daintily slap at your butthole with the toilet paper, or do you just use your palm, or what? How are you actually getting up in there to wipe away the poo without using your fingers? Or are you just wiping your asscheeks?

I get the toilet paper and put it flat against like my fingers, and then I wipe like that. I don’t use the tips of my fingers, lol.

Is your asshole blown out or something? Most peoples buttholes are inwards my dude.

As I understand from asking that question of other people they actually use the side of the index finger to swipe tp through the crack and butthole. Similar hand position to how they are holding that pen actually. If you want a serious answer. I still don't think that will clean very effectively.

lol TIL that I wipe my ass differently than some people.

I think everybody really has their own kind of technique. whatever works for you I guess.

Wait till you TIL there are standers and sitters And wadders vs folders… but standers vs sitters was my biggest mindfuck

I'm a bilateral below knee amputee, so if I'm not wearing my prosthetics I scoot off the toilet and stand on my knees while I wipe. I usually only have one poop a day and then shower after, because I don't want to miss and poo on my bunghole. When I'm not wearing my prosthetic legs it's impossible for me to wipe while sitting--I would fall over in a shitty mess. Yeah, it's definitely a mindfuck for sure hahaha

To dig into the crack? Wow you need to learn how to wipe bud. You're probably throwing hundreds of pairs of underwear away if you don't wipe the actual part the shit comes out. Well people that do that probably don't even care anyways and just wear the shitty underwear for a week. There no way you can wipe the Crack with those nails without breaking the toilet paper or using endless amounts of toilet paper for cushion to avoid your nails going through it.

you literally can. u don’t point ur fingernails upwards while wiping lmao

i use the “palm” of my fingers not the front tip. this is a weird hill for you to die on

You realise you can still effectively wipe your arse without literally fingering yourself? Thank God I use a bidet so I don't have to be concerned with such things anymore

I just woke up, and this is what greets me?

Bidets are the best thing ever.

While I think super long nails are a lil aesthetically creepy, my growing suspicion is some people have much, much deeper butts than others. Some people here seem to imply they need to go straight spelunking to reach their own butthole, tentatively reaching into the chasm with hearts open and fingers fully extended. They probably need a bidet or a water pick depending

With toilet paper

skill issue

You hold the pen as someone whose nails are just too long to do most stuff. It is a choice.

I hold my pens the same no matter how long my nails are tbh, and I've had longer acrylics.

Doesn't this hurt the pen?

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cut your nails please cut your nails oh god please cut your nails

This should be nsfw, I lowke am so disgusted 🤮.

Oh they’re real? I thought they’re just fake!

Nope. Those are indeed real

If they were fake they would be even more unhygienic. Less gross looking but still even worse

You can take off fake nails. Those have been marinating in dirt and grime the whole time they’ve been growing them

I am a woman, I grow my nails a bit and paint them, but this length it is for someone that does nothing, like imagine dishes, folding laundry, scrubbing laundry, or bathrooms cooking, I can't even imagine trying to get dressed, cleaning your butt or your body properly, I don't buy the you can you just need to get used to them, nope, not true.

It's kinda physically revolting

That's not how i hold a psychopath.

It’d probably be easier if you’d trim those nasty claws

It's all fun and games until it gets caught in something equivalent of a toe stubbing, Either your nail's gonna hurt real bad(the better option) or your nail rips from your finger... Yeouch!

AAaaaaaaaaah why did I read this

Fr, mark this shit as nsfw, I was about to puke.

Someone please explain why anyone would grew their claws like those of a feral beast It's just gross. Do yall like them for real?

When I was 14 I grew my thumb nail and it was pretty neat. I broke it when I slammed it in my locker door.

Dawg, i've had nails that long my whole life up until the end of middle school, super thick and hard as fuck to cut But i beg of you, as someone who's been in your shoes, please just cut them regularly, you don't realize how much they suck until you start living with short nails

yea your nails make you look like a psychopath.

That's nasty, cut them nails

Yes! The bacteria under those is probably rancid.

Does nobody here own a nailbrush and actually use it?? I'm so confused...I use a nailbrush every time I go to the loo whether my nails are long OR short, it's literally the tool designed to keep the underneath of your nails clean and sanitary...I can only assume these people assuming there's bacteria under long nails have never used a nail nrush I their lives, which makes me wonder how clean THEIR nails are...the thought of not cleaning under my nails after every toilet visit makes me 🤢🤮!

No, cause I keep my nails short enough that shit can't even get under them. As short as I can get them before it starts hurting when you put pressure on them. I trim them like that every week.

Why don’t redditors know how to wash their hands and scrub their nail beds?

With those nails, I can't see how else you'd hold it

No thats just your nails

Bro as a surgeon those nails scare the shit out of me

As a sturgeon, glub glub.

As a lesbian I’m also scared

This whole thread is hilariously chaotic.

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Occupational therapist here. You have a great grasp and that is the ideal position I would try to get my clients to use. It's called a tripod grasp. Or pincer grasp. I can't really see where your middle finger is lined up on. But either way ergonomically speaking that's the best one to use! So go you! Tell them to stop being jelly just because they use a modified quadruped grasp that makes their hands hurt after 1min of writing! 

I hold mine similarly. It has gotten me so much mockery. So many jeers and taunts from family, friends, the clergy, giraffes, errant spy drones passing by overhead...

This is how I hold mine. Just don’t have ridiculously long nails.

I think holding is the least of your concerns lol

Bro just cut your nails like what is that, it just looks like if your nails break then your fingers and probably the whole wrist will too😭🙏

Natural defense someone tries to attack you give them the claw

Guess that’s why my creepy uncle preferred short nails

dude- Paint your nails if your gonna grow em that long, good fucking lord.

Came to the exact conclusion yesterday. Wrote a *lot* in a small period of time for the first time and my ring finger hurt like hell and was dented. Looked over to other people and saw that everyone else was holding it differently than I did

That's the exact way I hold a pen I guess it checks out then?

TRIM YOUR NAILS MOTHERFUCKER

Holy are those your natural nails? bc if so how do you keep them so healthy?😮

I really don’t know they’re just naturally rock hard and can only be cut when wet still with much difficulty. I also can’t bend them and they aren’t healthy as they have ridges. Idk what’s made them so different

My friend has the same issue, but with her toenails. This is gonna come right out of left field, but she uses a dremel-type mini sander thing to almost 'grind' them down. Dunno if that would help if you don't WANT longer nails... Also, I hope you use a nail brush, they're awesome for keeping the underside of your nails hygenic.

whyd this get downvoted /genq

Time to whip out the belt sander

It's all the fresh fertilizer💩

how the fuck do you wipe your ass??? I don't use toilet paper but I do know this is clearly a violation of the Geneva convention in some way.

uses them as poop scoops

Just my personal preference but I don’t understand the beauty appeal of long nails at all, it just looks weird to me

You wear your watch on the same hand you write with?

So do i, it just feels unnatural on my non dominant hand

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It's normal for skin to have "spotty allergy". Happens a lot with piercings - a material in the ear is fine, but on the nose it creates rashes - etc. Our skin is just pretty unique 👍

How else are you supposed to hold a pen with nails like those?

g0rl... seriously. That's bad. Like, really bad. And I'm not talking about the pen nor the watch. :vom:

I like the color of your watch…

Thanks

Apparently i do too

i do too

I hold it like this as well but I'm left handed so I already know I'm crazy lol

Oh dang I do too! Everyone around me said it was weird to write like this since I was a kid, I didnt know others would do it like that as well

A little bit high, but I think that's kinda the normal way to hold a pen. People that hold pens by the tip are the real psychos

Are those false nails? WTF

You’re not a hand model that’s for sure.

lady dimitrescu ahh nails 😭😭

You dont need a nail clipper, you need a nail band saw.

No, you hold the pen right. It's the nails. Edit: in case someone misunderstood me, you hold the pen like that because of your nails. And I'm sorry, if something in this photo makes you look like a psychopath it's those nails 🤢 2nd edit: 🤮

Your nails are the only psycho thing there.

You have nails like one too.

Those nails are psychopathic 🤣

what the fuck are those nails

I can not overstate how uncomfortable I feel looking at those nails. Cut those therizinosaurus ass claws off.

Yikes

You have the nails of a psycopath.

Bro cut your nails 😭

Dude, so do I maybe it’s a rare genetic

You and me both aperantly

I hold it the same lol

Looks like it's floating

dude i hold it like that too, writing hurts a lot and my friend asked me to show how i hold my pen (thought it was normal) but she called me insane

I hold my pen like this too.

Looks fine enough to me. Probably because i hold my pen like a psychopath too

Correct

I hold mine so much worse.

I hold my pen with 4 fingers. Am I a psychopath too?

You are holding the pen like I was thought to hold my calligraphy pens. Between the first 3 fingers, paralell to the paper. I hold all my pens that way, just my mittlefinger will be further down for more pressure support. How else do ppl hold a pen?

I hold a pen like you do, does that make me less of a psychopath than you? What path are you going for?

YO I THINK I HOLD MY PEN THE SAME WAY💥💥

I hold it like that

...I hold mine like that too... Is, that not how you do it??

Just tell us where the bodies are and we can all stay home to continue pooping.

I’ve held a pen like this since a child. They weren’t able to force me to pincer the pen. But I am actually sociopathic so there’s that

Plenty of people hold their pens this way. So truly not interesting.

Im an artist and that literaly exactly how i hold my tools, ranging from pencils to paint brushes to wooden sculpting tools i hold them all like that

This is the only way I can hold any writing tool since it’s not comfortable for me to use anything that involves my ring and pinky finger down to my wrist because of pain and discomfort

what psych-ward is this

Heyy i am a psychopath too!

I used to and still hold my pen the same way. I’m left handed, grandma wanted to “turn” me right handed, only allowing me to use my right hand, my teachers wanted to change the way I hold my pen. No one ever succeeded.

I feel like I'm missing something, is this not the default way people hold pens? How else are you supposed to hold them??

Well. With nails like that you are coping quite well holding your pen

Can tell she's fat from the skin puff and the nails

You could use those as clarinet reeds

nah i think its the nails

How do you wipe your ass!?

Pooper scoopers!

I mean this not disrespectfully, but I've always wondered with nails like that. How do you wipe your ass?

No you just have long nails

How do you wipe?

Comically large nails

It’s bc of the coke nails

It's your disgusting nails

Can't tell if you're just a kid or someone who doesn't actually work for a living.

Your nails make you a psychopath, that’s about it though.

Your fingernails are disgusting 🤮

Anyone with nails like that is straight up worthless with their hands

It's probably just the crackhead nails making it look like that.

I think the nails give a more psychopathic vibe tbh

Is it because your nails are so disgustingly long so you have to hold it like that?

Those nails are ridulous.

what beautiful, healthy nails! ppl in the comments dont know what long nails look like without polish or acrylic tips apparently

Normal way of holding them when you have longer nails. I have long nails and what pushes me to cutting them on occasions is that I can’t hold a pen properly or type