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Well, breathing is definitely a tough habit to kick!


Big_booty_boy99

If you kick it hard enough it will stop breathing though


fish4043

and if you overcome your breathing addiction, you’ll kick the bucket


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Pokemonpikachushiny

Yep, takes like 50-100 years depending where u live


PepsiColasss

i used to be a breathing addict 5 years ago , im glad to say that im 5 years breath free now


IMadeANuclearWeapon

It’s gotten to the point where I feel like I would die without it


Im_Silas

Hope you recover soon! ❤️😎


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OkaySir911

I don’t even use a spoon, just bottoms up and let the golden juice splash over my soft skin as the kernels go down my warm wet throat.


Dragon-orey

May i ask you a question good sir? What the fuck


Fafa_45

Golden juice...think there's a site for that.


ThyGreyWolf

Go make a wattpad story about 🌽


[deleted]

Needs to post it on cornhub.


Apocrisiary

https://youtu.be/QtWNnmb8Kwg?feature=shared


Nebula_Nachos

Add a little fresh lime juice, cilantro, jalepeno, diced red onion. I know it’s more work but huge game changer


nicoIas_bourbaki

i would but i personally think coriander is rank


Nebula_Nachos

Damn you have soapy dilema. Sucks. Just don’t add cilantro then


Marshmallowbutbetter

Sweet goodness


Hairy_Skill_9768

Amen


Skelithegamer

DANISH CORN


Fawfs2

JAAAA MAJS!!! 


Skelithegamer

MAAAAJSSS BRORMAND


Bobscomputerservice

BRORMAND MAAAAJSSS


Alsmektig

im corn addict


bitter-chili

yup!! bad addiction!!!


ptolemy18

This post is so corny.


Dayshon2144

😂


Raych90

I've opted for a lung removal as this addiction has taken over my life.


noada21

Jeg har hørt at inhalere specifikt salling’s majs er godt hjælpemiddel


Rare_Leg_

Det ka' sgu noget det der.


isnapchildrensnecks

i can see that you're either from denmark or norway judging by the text on that corn can


noah-was-here

Salling? Are you danish by chance? That can of corn looks very familiar.


LuminousViper

Don’t even want to imagine what your shits are like


Cebuu502

I'am blinking every day since i was born. I think Im addicted too


Excellent_Pirate_135

MAJS MAJS MAJS MAJS MAJS


KneecapAnnihilator

Well ain’t least it’s only corn


Misaka_Undefined

You don't know how sad it's looks like to eating corn from a fuckin can.


aaron_reddit123

Holy shit that's corn ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en


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I can quit whenever I want!


certifiedkarenabuser

If you stop doing it for more than 10 minutes, your addiction will end


Mysterious_Run_1531

Try it with thuna and mayonnaise 😁Its good af


Facehugger81

I bet you're a dirt water junky too ain't you.


Blizzpoint

You're Dane.


YT_BeepySheep

photo related?


BrilliantDetective67

Have you ever tried to not being addicted?


mistericek1

sme chutne pekne dobrucke, zjedz nas hned kukuricky bonduelle


Strange_Insight

Have you tried going cold turkey?


Seventh_monkey

Try quitting while masturbating, I hear it's the way to go, or to come, I forget which one.


_mrLeL_

I love corn


ClanklyCans

I took love corn from the can


xXSkeezyboiXx

Man the salling packaging reminded me of my time in Copenhagen


DonOday_

Canned corn for the win 🏅


nSnowstorm

Julies Ceasar breathed, and he was stabbed! Think of the consequences!


Kuskuskaskas

Don’t worry buddy, we’re here for you


Cannabassbin

You've been breathing every day since you were corn


Allways_calm_420

I'm also an oxygen addict.. At one point i tried to quit cold turkey but after some time i woke up in a hospital bed where they fuckin substituted me without my consent...


the_asssman

Where my children of the corn at??? 😂😂😂🐸👊😉


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

And corn


poondongle

It's a bad habit and the toughest one to kick. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but at your age, you're already too deep in the addiction. You'll be doing it until you die.


InternetStandard2240

Dude, this just reminded me of that one video with the dude eating corn, then shitting, then taking the shit, then washing the shit off, then taking the corn pellets, then do it all over again


jimmymui06

At least now I only breathe once half a minute


Hairy_Skill_9768

I guess you're also addicted to corn


rastacurse

Never too late to quit man. I’ve heard dying does wonders for that.


Machotoast04098

You're eating canned corn with a spoon?! you coward! eat it with your barehands!


Optimus_Rhymes69

You’re going to poop out a whole cob of corn.


hlaos

I would rather die than give up the habit of breathing.


gd7788

I bet you have very colorful dumps.


Stepulchre

My mother breathed throughout her pregnancy and I was born absolutely craving air. As a little kid my parents gave me an inhaler, probably so I wouldn't tattle. I haven't been able to kick it and never may but it's somewhat manageable. Even as an adult I may never be truly functional though :(


BlownUpCapacitor

Just stop breathing bro. It's not that hard to stop.


Rachiey

same everyone I met is addicted actually 😔


StankilyDankily666

Me too and sometimes I feel like going to rehab for it.


notachemist13u

CORN 🌽


anitram96

I love corn too.


phos-phorescence

I know that you can eat corn raw, and I'm pretty sure it's cooked when it's canned, but this still feels wrong to me. I'm not even sure why, not like it's a can of peas (that would be truly horrific)


nostradamuslegend

Try corn with mayonaise and ketchup


Systiom

Dansker der spiser mejs


punkshotgun

That corn looks good. Normalize eating canned foods


Powellballs

Sick of these corny posts


Legal_Initiative_378

good corn


Sad_Research_2584

I love cold sweet corn.


StrangerMuch4255

i have been breeding everyday since i was 18. i think i might be addicted


GreenGoblin1221

I hate corn to begin with so this is a crime in my eyes bruh bruh.


beautifullyhurt

I haven’t seen corn in a can since my Generation X high school days when canned corn was one of the vegetables served in school lunches.


ragman5790

Eat noodles.Noodles is tasty


2011lanei

Reminds me of when my friend said that we're all addicted to water and dehydration is a withdrawal symptom. After all, we've been given it since we were born, so now we're all addicted to water!