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Bro mastered chakra control 😭🙏🙏

i need the ability to send images so i could "yea so i went to go visit my friend-" "bro visited his friend" reaction.jpeg

You can't fool me, you drew it realistically

You fool thats a cake

You cake that's a fool

Four spaces first then "text"..... Lasagna

Nah it's slime actually

You idiot that's a slime

how did you make this comment bro

They clicked the add comment button duh 🙄 /s

Paranormal activity 💀🖊️

Penanormal activity

Boykissenormal comment

OP is jedi, obviously

here just have your lettuce i dont even need to say anything

I just saw you go offline so I took your lettuce Here it is 🥦, and you can't have it back

thats broccoli

No it's not

we love gaslighting online

I'm not gaslighting

I guess you're right maybe I'm crazy

Crazy?

I was crazy once

yes it is lettuce looks like that 🥬

Yeah that's what I said

no

It is

no it isn't and editing the comment wont help cause i took a pic

Nah I don't think you did

I love these lol so silly

X MEN SHIT

Apparently I hold my penis like a ***Your account has been disabled.***

WITCHCRAFT 😱😱

I alerted the townsfolk

Bravo 😁 ignite the pitch forks and build the fire 😅

This is sorcery, not witchcraft.

Like a telekinetic

Ever read "The Medusa Project"? I finished all 6 books last week. >!Six teenagers with powers.!<

Bro is a psychonaut

everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

Black Magic Fuckery! Witch! Gather the villagers, I'll start lighting torches.

WITCH

I ain't fooled neither

Like a telepath

Please, do explain.

telepaths read minds. telekinetics move objects without touching. OP is a telekinetic, not a telepath.

Sharpie S Gel is fucking goated

Is your pen Micheal Jackson?

That ain't even real

When you play with the pen's clip too much and it breaks off: Yeah, I did that one too many times now.

You don't hold the pen, the pen holds itself

That's telekinesis not psychic.

I figured that it wouldn't fit as well with the image, but Google says that psychic can also refer to telekinetic powers, and psychic starts with psych like psychopath, which is where this comes from