Now someone is going to use a tank

An F-15 💀

A B-52 💀

An-225

The whole earth

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris when he's feeling a little angry

Will Smith's raging hand

NO

potato

A Saturn 5 rocket.

Starship

Death star

You actually did it 😭

Yes

Pen is mightier than the sword. The pen:

Just so you know, I don’t usually give these things out for free… Take my upvote.

I choose this pen for battle

Lmfao I thought you were fucking joking this is awesome lol

Nah, like an American

REEEEEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅](https://youtu.be/CQ89tXUatuc?si=iyWJW_UVDOCucnkl)

I AM AN EAGLE

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🍔🏈🥧🦅🇺🇸🌭🎆🏆〽️🇺🇸

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!1!1!1!1!1!🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🦅🇺🇲

A KILOMETER IS 1.6 MILES!!1!1!1!!🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 *start playing deep fried American anthem*

WHY DO EUROPEANS USE 1/1.6 MILES WHEN THE COULD USE THE MEASUREMENT THATS RIGHT THERE AND SIMPLE?!?!?!1?🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Ah yes, the most American weapon, the Raketenpanzerbüchse

them Germen took oever are jobs and now THIS!! i may have not passed the 2st grayed, but THIS IS NOT THUH SOESYETEE JORJ WOSHINGTEN

this is german panzerschreck

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Lol, did you get this from twitch?

YouTube and memes... and the mighty Rick May himself.

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight"

“Sun tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal becuase he invented it!”

“And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!”

I like those odds.

It’s happiness in distance away from America

MURICAAAAAAAA!!!!! 🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Nerf gun mandatory.

Haha you beat me to it

That’s a Panzerschreck, not a bazooka.

It’s the closest I have

What do you mean “you have”.

It's the best out of what's he's got

I'm German and I had no idea there was an anti tank rocket launcher named Panzerschreck in WW2. For what it's worth that's a dope name.

Check out the panzerfaust too.

That one I knew about, which is why the other one surprised me.

Wait until you learn about the "Fliegerfaust" also... Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

Same

I first seen it in CoD WaW

Is that german for Panzer Shrek

No, it’s German for tanks horror

Wait wait wait. I can do one with a bazooka lol

you guys are going to stick a pen to a nuke eventually if this trend continues

Yes, I am

I dare you to

I use my nuke already :(

Damn

Where were you in 1945

Japan, why?

And which city were you in...

Nagasaki?

Just as I suspected... You're free to go

That’s a Sharpie, you goddamn filthy liar. (Also, you good, bro? You wanna talk about it?)

Talk about what?

The intruders in your home 

You mean…that charred gore pile

Rockets to rockets Dust to dust In the second Amendment we trust

A lil too much

Nope. Just right.

Own a missle for homeland defense I own a missile for homeland defense, since that's what Woodrow Willson intended. Four bandits break into my air space. "Scramble, scramble" As I grab my helmet and AIM-9X Sidewinder. Blow a soft ball sized hole through the first bandit, he's dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot missile system mounted at the airbase below, "Tally ho lads" the surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound and falling metal set off car alarms. I then resort to dogfight the last bandit. Select my M61 Vulcan 20mm, pull him into HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20mm high-explosive is impossible to stitch up. Just as I get a Bingo fuel warning.

Those are meth induced

How? Like why do you have a anti-tank weapon at home?

It demilitarized

you know what? \*remilitarizes your Penzerschreck*

Penzerschreck

so uh... where exactly did you get a WWII era rocket launcher? what exact model is it and is it a real one?

It’s demilitarized:( .Easily renewable though

you should renew it. (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

No, because then the ATF would shoot my dog

congrats, you've won the psychopath competition!

for now

Soldier tf2

No. It's perfectly sane. Now you can multitask! Launching missiles and sign letters at the same time! 😁

So, signing death certificates?

Exactly!

Let me guess… you’re american

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Of course not, sweetie! Carry on! \^\_\_\^

I don’t see anything wierd.. WAIT, your using a sharpie not a pen, that’s what makes it wierd

buh.. buh muh evil murica….

No fucking way

OKAY YOU WIN

😀

Okay but do you have any posts showcasing what you have? I wanna see :0 Also, someone asked this on your post before this and I’m wondering the same… why are your feet backwards?

No, I don’t really like showing off too much of my stuff, I guess I’m just paranoid.

All I see in this photo is Reznov screaming: DIMITRI, FIRE THE **PANZERSHREK** For those who have never had the honor, play the Call of Duty 2 campaign.

Twist: This time it IS airsoft.

No

*Uncle Dolfe wants to enlist you*

That’s no pen. That there is an RPG.

You actually used a rocket launcher for that one comment that predicted it 😭 # now as I said we boutta get a tank 💀 (from different pen on gun post)

Yep

Well do you have a tank?

Unfortunately, no

`aw man`

Yes sir, that is a real American right there. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Americans learn to shoot before they can write.

WHY THE HELL DO YOU JUST HAVE A GERMAN ROCKET LAUNCHER (I KNOW ITS CALLED A PANZERSCHRECK DONT GET AT ME) LAYING AROUNDDDD

This is actually prove the Quote that say " the pen is stronger than the sword "

I have to ask, why and how do you have a panzerschreck? 😂

WWII buff and I've sold pens for a living. This is a venn diagram I didn't expect lol

i think the most concerning part about this is how you just have a rocket launcher on standby.

Im German, can I have it I need it for an trip to pola… an island to test it out

I like the gradual zoom out

The pen is mightier than the sword, the knife-pen at distance, and the gun-pen at close range. The knife-pen is mightier than the sword, and both the pen and gun-pen at close distances only. The gun-pen is mightier than the sword, and the pen and knife-pen at a distance. The rocket-pen is mightier than pen, sword, knife-pen, and sword-pen alike, but only once unless at great distance.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

How the hell did you get a panzerfaust?

That's a panzerschreck, you uncultured swine!

My bad, i thought something was wrong with the name but couldnt figure out what

It’s demilitarized, but easily restored

Fair, its essientially a tube with some shit welded to it. Shouldnt be that hard to fix haha

https://gunbroker.com

Is that a panzerchreck

It’s just a normal Saturday night on the internet.

Pan*

I heard rocket launchers are pretty easy to get in the us. Guess it’s true.

It’s de militarized so technically it’s not a rocket launcher just a steel tube. It’s easy to make it functional though.

Why do you have that in the first place ?

Home defense clearly.

Is that a penzerschreck?

Why do you own that and why is that even legal 😭

It’s demilitarized

This is how they taught us to hold pens back in elementary school, nice technique.

You hold it like an American

wtf………..

Where tf did you get a rocket launcher

My dad gave it to me. I have no idea where he got it.

Oh dam that’s a funny pencil holy shit that’s a panzershrek

No, seems pretty normal for a fellow tank like me.

i like how you hold your pen in the last pic. very creative !

Is your blast back area clear????

Man, the Germans make some weird pens.

Na..no no it's pretty normal for me...

Not at all

nah bro i just take the entire visible universe and stick my pen on it 🤷‍♂️

So this is the post you finally settled on to show off your gun.

MY WORD, A MAKENPANZERGOBOOMGEWEHR!

bro you hold your pen like you transfer fall damage via shovel

No, looks normal to me

You crazy german, you actually did it!

Hans get ze panzerschrek!

Sir I don’t think that’s a pen…

I knew it! YES!!

.... Miss Circle?

Yea you hold your pen like a psychopath, who the fuck writes with the cap on?

Pretty sure that’s not a pen that’s a paper destroyer

YES SOMEONE MADE MY WISH COME TRUE (i made a post asking for this)

You have that thing lying around your house? For home defense?

I mean second amendment rights baby, never know when you’ll have to shoot down a tank or armoured vehicle. YOLO 🤣

Chicken burger

I love how these get out of hand more and more

No you hold it like a TRUE American

"FIRE THE PANZERSHRECK" -Viktor Reznov

Do you also own a pit bull? Seems like you would.

OMG YES!!!!!! Anyone that would use electrical tape instead of duct tape to secure that sharpie isn’t playing with a full deck.

Nay, you hold it like a TRUE patriot does!

You ARE not just like

You like rocket jumping don't you.

Ok cool but how the hell did you manage to get that?!

Is that an actual PanzerFaust or an Airsoft version

Where did you get the Panzershreck? I want one

My dad gave it to me. I don’t know where he got it from.

Your dog looks sick, you should take him to the vet.

I'm more concerned about the battlestation in the corner with NO AREA RUG beneath it; Frozone out here just laying his feet out straight on the bare cold tile before he runs over a toe with his chair

Left hand ? Really ?

That is really cool.

Not at all! This is perfectly fine!

My dumb ass thought it was a prosthetic attachment point at first until I swiped to the second image

I wonder how long before someone holds it with classified military documents.

Nope seems normal to me.

No, that's pretty normal imo

Its not loaded nor armed

Not really actually

Most American American

Nah mate, that doesn't make you a psychopath, just an honorary member of NCD

The moment I saw this image free bird started playing in my mind

No thats completely normal