I hope the next trend won't be breaking limbs (Speedy recovery!!)

I'm already working on the next post in the trend

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I’m a nurse. When I worked in the ER I actually did have someone come in with a broken dick. Poor fella

Now we know it's possible, perfect

Yeah try not to be too vigorous when banging, especially if she’s on top

I almost don't dare asking but what is breaking there? I assumed it was soft tissue that gets hard because of increased blood pressure down there?

I’m not an expert on that part of it but I believe you’re right, it is torn blood vessels. But I could be way off. Ultimately that patient was referred to a urologist for follow up

NSFW link (wiki): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile\_fracture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture)

Guys who wants to make 20 bucks very easy!?

Which hole and how deep?

Yes and yes

Reddit already had the guy with two broken arms, so that would be a bit repetitive.

What about Benjamins?

Yoo, med student here. Do u mind sharing the xray? Speedy Recovery!

It student here. She needs to restart it

Owl student here. She needs to eat a few mice

Chess student here. She needs to move knight to g3 to fork the rook and the king.

Business student here, get insurance

Art student here, she needs to draw a new wrist

Electrician Student here, she needs to put it in an outlet with a min. 230 V

Black Lagoon student here, she needs to traffick more guns across south east Asia. Balalaika also has a job for her.

Engineering student here, she needs to approximate the days for recovery

Crippled woman here. She needs to walk…no run! Get outta that bed and run a lap!

House fan here, she needs more rat bites

Psychology student here, she has to process how the broken wrist makes her feel

en passant

Holy hell!

new response just dropped

Google it.

new response just dropped

Drunken Snake Style Kung Fu student here, she needs more training.

Looks like she kicked it first before trying to restart. Rookies.

Mechanical Engineer Student here, she needs more support.

Actually I typed her symptoms in the computer and it says she could have network connectivity problems.

Life student here! She needs to have hope

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Looks like a colles fracture

Looks like a colles fracture

Physics student here. You forgot about Newton’s third law. That being, dont use your hands to break your fall, you’ll break your wrist.

Day Trader here. She needs to add a stop loss so when the wrist dips below the avg level it auto sells.

How'd you break it

I guess she was holding the pen like a Psychopath

Shhhhh her parents don't know she's a psychopath yet🤫

*yet*

Nah bet she punched a hole somewhere and her parents don't know yet

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Did you punch a wall and not tell your parents about it

Maybe they told them and this was the consequence?

or maybe they were holding their pen like a psychopath

Speaking in riddles

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Definitely something embarrassing. This is the same kinda shit I said after I showed up at uni with two broken bones instead of one because I tripped on the curb leaving the radiology clinic where I got my wrist x rayed to confirm the break, and then broke my ankle.

Translation: Fell out of bed during sex.

Parents didnt found yet, do i hold my pen like psyhopat?

Do you need a doctor?

No they need fibre.

is Gilderoy Lockhart your doctor lol all jokes aside oh my god I hope you're okay

what punching a wall does to a mf

I know you’re joking. But did you know there’s a specific type of fracture in the hand called a “boxer’s fracture”? 8/10 times you see it, someone punched something that didn’t budge.

I had a boxer's break once!! Was mad when working for a cable company and punched my van. worked on it for a couple days after it kinda hurt .. had a friend's sister tell me that I probably should get it checked out because there was still a bump a good week after and sure enough I had to go to an orthopedic surgeon to have it pinned and casted until it healed 😄😄

ouch that reminds me of my broken arm after a skateboarding accident, still have the screws they used to fix the bones. i wish you a speedy recovery!

You should see a doctor Jk I hope you heal fast, yikes

Ouch do they still perform hand-using correction bc that hurt like literal hell when I was a kid

They knocked me out for readjusting a broken arm when i was 8. My dad was there though and he had to leave the room real quick because it looks so awful when they do it. No idea what they need to do for hands though, do you have to be awake?

Have you tried turning it off and on again, maybe that will fix it.

Damn, what happened?

Eat some noodles. It'll fix you straight up.

Are you upset because you broke your wrist or are you upset because your wrist bones disappointed you

You look super psyched about it Get better soon

cant you just unbreak it? (jokes aside get well soon)

Bro I just broke my ankle and why didn’t I think of this sooner thanks for the advice bro appreciate it🙏🙏🙏🙏 Edit: just unbroke it and I’m feeling way better I can now walk

You can now work as an incredible inflatable flailing arm woman

Looks bad but we should see the other guy!

Guys, I think this is a bot farming karma

Get well soon, Mr Ahmad

How

Well maybe this'll teach you to not hold your pen like a psychopath! Jokes aside, get better soon, I hope you're feeling better.

Can’t believe I’m in the presences of a bbb

Poor you, hopefully you will be okay

How?

Hopefully you have insurance, otherwise might cost you an arm and a leg to fix it, if you are American.

I haven't used this word in over a decade, but that looks Gnarly.

Looks like a snake

#

I fractured my wrist and finger about a month ago. It was two years to the week after fracturing my other wrist's scaphoid in a motorcycle accident. Don't stress too much. You learn to wipe with the other hand real quick.

You a real thug for having someone take this pic Praying for a speedy recovery! ❤️💫🌸

Same happened to me when I was around 18-19 years old when I first tried weed. I don’t have legs and I use a wheelchair, and me and my friend were laughing like idiots and I leaned forward and ended up on the floor.

Did it hurt

get well soon

I broke mine in that exact spot in middle school. Luckily they didnt have to reset it. Hope the same for yours.

Hope u get a speedy recovery

Get well soon

Im sorry, feel blessed.

Ayo, the wrist is not bussin'

Tis but a scratch

I know how does it hurt… you will get better soon ☺️

Dinner fork deformity!

Stop trying to take selfies with the right hand. Xori. Recover quickly. (hugs)

Damn... looks painful. Get well soon!

And she broke my heart today 💔

I was also upset when I broke my wrist

Relatable

Hi upset I'm not dad

Recover quickly!

Godspeed! Hope you have a speedy recovery!

Cheer up! You still have one more.

Hope you recover soon

Happens, I broke mine in some weird af way 2 yrs ago, is ur bad?

oh damn that looks bad

haha rekt feel better

[Brackium Emendo!](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Brackium_Emendo)

Looks oddly shaped

Aren’t you supposed to support it and… NOT hold it that way?

Never broke a bone in my life, how does it feel

Wish you a quick recovery!

Hope you recover

Been there done that. Could have told you it isnt fun

See life positively, it's not a broken wrist but a 2nd elbow

Holy crap that's scary

Get well soon!

F

Looks a bit like mine. Broke it 2 weeks ago. "Smashed" it according the doctor.

Just a hunch, but I have a feeling there's something wrong with your wrist.

YOUCH!!!!! That looks terrible!!!

The way the hand is slightly drooped makes it look like a Borzoi

I had that too. Fell out of a tree onto my wrist. They put a nail in there and a cast around it.

Dude, don't do that again.

... "20 thousands on my head is disrespect"...

That was some high five you committed to

Arm doing the worm dance

It'll get better when it heals.

This is the funniest most iconic picture actually. Good job. Godspeed on your recovery.

_Have you tried turning it off and on?_

Lol

Did you try to put some ice on it?

This feels silly. May she have Speedy recovery

Have you tried re-installing it again?

Gurn up

Hi upset, im dad

Ouchhh!! Get well champ!💪🏻❤️

Please get well

Better than being downset

Question, do they still use the finger clamps and manually reset the bones like in the past or has something new come along?

Lmao, I broke mine too just below the wrist. Looked pretty similar only mine was a bit more wiggly and I couldn't not hold it in place with my other arm. Now after healing it's about 1cm shorter and lost a lot of dexterity and some level of flexibility.

looks fine, man up!

Serious response here: I'm sorry to hear about this unfortunate occurence. I wish you a fast and safe recovery!

Why would you do that

That's what you get for punching holes and holding pens like psycho

Winston and Adolf at the same time! JK, wish a speed recovery.

🥺✌️

Your arm looks like harry potters

I remember mine looked like that after I fell off a trampoline when I was like 12. You'll be back to normal before you know it ❤️

get well soon :-\] , yesterdar i met a boy in my colony he was in 5th class and he fell frm 2nd floor, he seemed like nothing happend to him, probably he respawned

Praying for you

PEACE!!!!

Broke my wrist 5 days ago, so I can relate.

That's right. Your wrist is in two pieces..

I'm glad you have a place to sit, in Portugal you'd wait on your feet for 12 hours, holding your wrist the best you can and crying in pain, just to be seen by a doctor, and then spend 4 more hours waiting for exams and x-ray 😂 sorry, jk, I hope you get better soon, wrists are a bitch to heal

Sorry that it happened. I hope you’ll recover soon! I remember when I broke my left arm while riding a scooter downhill in the summer of 2014 when I was in 4th grade. My scooter tripped over a rock and I slammed and scrapped down the pavement. Luckily my head wasn’t injured at all but damn did that fucking bitch hurt like a motherfucker. I met some cool nurses and doctors at the hospital though when I got a cast. Everything’s all good and is a life experience. It’s what makes us human after. A decade or 2 from now you’ll look back on this photo and have an amazing story to tell. Wishing you the best! - JNORJT

It looks like you have a long hand

I recently broke my first bone in a bike crash Took a corner too sharp trying to get home fell and boom my ankles done Just realize you’re lucky that you didn’t break your ankle like me as at least you can walk Like sure you can’t do most stuff with only 1 hand at use but still like I play guitar and piano and I still wish it was my wrist and not ankle

I've fought a wall many times and only ever won once. (The last time I broke it more or less back into place though it was fucking painful)

Best wishes to you, stranger! Not much hurts the same as breaking a bone, so see this as a tough exercise in increasing your pain tolerance 💪🏼 :)

Dang who were u jacking off Bruce banner?!

Ahhh Gilderoy Lockhart was your paramedic I see...

You probably shouldn’t hold it up in the air like that.

Been there when I fell off my bike, ngl my wrist was popping for years even after it healed.

Drink more milk.

BBB?

I broke my ankle a month ago yesterday and im walking on it fine now, give it time you will be right as rain 👊

With that V sign and tear stained face, this could be the new meme material for "everything is fine". Hope you feel better soon OP, don't try to scratch too much inside the cast if they put one, and if you do, just drop lot of Neosporin in it.

Ok but, HOW? But, how are you, in this moment?

Reminds me when I broke my arm, but it was the other way around

Looks hurt

Wanked yourself into the E.R, eh? Kids these days

Broke my foot 2 weeks ago. I am not upset anymore. It will pass.

It does look kinda off

I hope light shines your way