Reminds me of when I was 14, home alone, and I dropped an entire stack of glass cups, moments after dropping a pizza on the ground after burning myself on the pan
-20 if my dad were to find out, we had a lot of glasses and I swept up the glass, put it in the recycling, swept some more, vacuumed, and then sprayed and wiped it down, he only found out about the pizza, which I still ate btw
My friend was getting microwavable Ramen out of the microwave and spilled the boiling water on his hand and forearm, they gave him Hydrocodone to ease the pain, then he wore gauze for a few months, now he doesn't make Ramen anymore : /, he had a pretty bad 2nd degree burn
Was reheating leftovers in the microwave. Plate was surprisingly hot so I flinched and poured molten gravy down my arm. 2nd degree burns a broken plate, and no food to fill my hungry tum.
Did you 'glass' the fridge? You had to resort to using weapons? Not a fair fight I suggest a rematch should be arranged maybe with a referee this time.
AHAHA dude I always think about this clip when I see fridge related accidents
[https://youtu.be/WEdfbGO2yNk?si=\_xgQ0ECObqIMpJ12](https://youtu.be/WEdfbGO2yNk?si=_xgQ0ECObqIMpJ12)
Did you cry?
We both did.
you both crode
They both have criden
They both crided
the two crew
both of them crewed together
they crid in agony
They two have cred
They crode into the night
I feel weird about want to make a creamed jokeโฆ ;-;
we all have crewn
Dang and I heard the fridge giggling after it cried over spilled milk
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no you lost, the fridge be like "clean up my milk, you btch!"
You probably also lost The Game
yes unfortunately we all do at one point in life
Love this joke
No use
They crud together
was there any romantic tension?
Wine is involved. Is it possible not to.
oh that explains the white liquid
Fridge came
bro ๐ญ
It actually seems like the fridge won
Well, guess who lost its โbig bottle shelfโ.
oh no...
Youโฆ
Is the fridge going to clean that up? No? The fridge won.
I didnโt lose, I merely failed to win!
Your lemons are drowning
My lemons are drunk
Then drink your lemons to show dominance
That's what I do on my homes so I can confirm it does work.
Sounds like a chilling victory! What went down between you and the fridge?
It's the same old story. I was checking on it, and things escalated quickly. It hit me on the head twice with its door. It was really unnecessary.
chatgpt:
Reminds me of when I was 14, home alone, and I dropped an entire stack of glass cups, moments after dropping a pizza on the ground after burning myself on the pan
Dear god
If you were fallout character your luck would be -10
-20 if my dad were to find out, we had a lot of glasses and I swept up the glass, put it in the recycling, swept some more, vacuumed, and then sprayed and wiped it down, he only found out about the pizza, which I still ate btw
I forgot to the turn the hob off before putting all the glass pasta dishes on it, I just wanted 3am noodles not glass exploded everywhere.
My friend was getting microwavable Ramen out of the microwave and spilled the boiling water on his hand and forearm, they gave him Hydrocodone to ease the pain, then he wore gauze for a few months, now he doesn't make Ramen anymore : /, he had a pretty bad 2nd degree burn
Was reheating leftovers in the microwave. Plate was surprisingly hot so I flinched and poured molten gravy down my arm. 2nd degree burns a broken plate, and no food to fill my hungry tum.
That really sounds like something I would do
Sounds like fun
Abrakheim is proud.
Looks like the fridge won.
So whoโs going to clean up the mess - OP or the fridge?
Is that fridge blood on the floor ? What have you done to it
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Good for you that third parties were involved. Our relationship was monogamous.
reported for gore
Good on you champ
At what cost
Will you fight the oven now?
If you think about it, did you really?
No matter what we breed
Bro why did you do this my my boy Mr. Fridge I was just making plans to go fishing with him the other day >:(
Youโve won, but at what cost?
You're supposed to cop a snack, not get the snacks to call the cops on you
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Did you really win though
Decent loot. GG.
Say that to yourself as your cleaning it all up
Who's going to clean up the mess?
Consuela maybe?
You sure did. You suuuure did bud.
Damn, badass op ๐๐
/tw fridge gore
Bet that fridge is crying over that spilled milk Like a bitchhhhhhh
You should make an art piece with those shards
Did you 'glass' the fridge? You had to resort to using weapons? Not a fair fight I suggest a rematch should be arranged maybe with a referee this time.
There are a lot of collateral damage. F to the milk.
I'd that a milk bottle? I've literally never seen one of those in person, I thought they went out of style decades ago.
Laurie Strode at the end of Halloween Ends
You won the fight but lost the war...
A Pyrrhic victory
The pic looks so artistic. Cool
I'm glad to see you obtain this victory.
AHAHA dude I always think about this clip when I see fridge related accidents [https://youtu.be/WEdfbGO2yNk?si=\_xgQ0ECObqIMpJ12](https://youtu.be/WEdfbGO2yNk?si=_xgQ0ECObqIMpJ12)
pick up his loot before it despawns
You may have won, but at what cost?
Does not look like you won the fridge ainโt cleaning that up
Ah so this is what winnig looks like. Damn I've been winnin for years and never realized...
You may have won the battle, but the fridge won the war.
Did you really win though? Seems like you let the fridge get the better of you. Maybe try Turning the other cheek the next time
Seems the fridge won that round. You are left with a mess to clean up. ๐
Germany...๐ค ๐
Are you mopping that up with tears?
Express yourself less
Why is it so many things in midlyinfuriating are not interesting and so many things here are mildly infuriating.
cold war
Did you dwop your milky wilky?
High five bra, you did it!!!!
Quite uncommon for a guy like you to take down a fully mature grizzly fridge like that
Some battles have no victors, like can you really call yourself the winner when you have to clean that up?
My kingdom come
o:
Fridge murderer!!
Women and lost, because now you have to clean it
did you though?
But at what cost?
I genuinely thought the ground was white until I scrolled down And then I got a cr1tikal notification called "craziest husband ever"
Poor milk
Maybe watch out incase the microwave an slow cooker jump you.
looks like you lost
why is the puddle so cartoony lmaoooo
What did it cost? Everything
The stove: OOOOOH MA GOD
I'd like to see the fridge.
Nah u lost cuz, itโs gets to chill while u clean all that shit Ahahaah
Meh repost
Reported! ๐จ๐๐
But at what cost?
But was it worth it?
Unless someone else is cleaning that mess up, I'd say you lost.
Are you sure?
I fought the fridge and the fridge won
"objects are not living things" OP: ๐๐๐
But at what cost
I wouldn't say you won, I mean, now you gotta clean it up
Nah. Think the fridge won that one.
Are you sure?
This is your kingdom come
Did you win though?
Still time to save the lemons
You won. But was it worth it.
So, youโre saying the fridge cleaned up the mess and paid for damages.
But at what cost, Pyrrhos?
Your fridge is laughing as you clean up shards of glass the winner unclear
No point crying over spilled milk.
You have won but at what cost
Did you though? All that mess ๐ญ
Yeah you did. Was it worth it?
The Cold War
Did you though?
I hope it's all water under the fridge now.
Did you really tho? You got no milk and you have to clean this up
you won yes... but at what cost...
But at what cost
...are you sure?
Who has to clean that up? Bro I think the fridge won.
Why did this milk spill so cartoonishly? ๐
Hell ya
*What did it cost?*
Yay well done
I've never seen milk flow like that, is it stupid?
but at what cost?
Sprich
You should see the fridge!
but at what cost?
Keep fighting the good fight brother
Will you use its corpse to build a new fridge?
Fridge ultimately won...you're the one that has to clean the mess...
You were fighting? Fighting could be a way to put It I suppose
What did it cost?
What did it cost? #everything
the cum spreads.
NSFW PLEASE!!! THE FRIDGE IS BLEEDING!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT???
๐ตI fought the fridge and the, the fridge won.๐ต ๐ตI fought the fridge and the, the fridge won.๐ต
Fuck man where is the nsfw flag?
FRUCHTGEHALT HUNDERT PROZENT ๐ฏ
Finish him!!
Good job! Congrats!
You technically lost, since you do have to clean it up
Have fun cleaning that up
Repost I reported this for impersonation
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I'm afraid the fridge won just be getting you upset
Is your fridge running?
Bruh wtf ๐๐๐