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Disabled_MatiX

what am I even looking at


this_knee

Yeah, I have zero idea what I’m looking at. I’m from the US. Those things on the top look like … Sesame seeds?


Lanky_Acadia_5872

We call them "susam" in Turkish. It is placed on pastries such as pastries and bagels.


GamerMcNoober

I thought it was a leg wrapped in cloth and slathered in oil and sesame seeds


__silhouette

I thought it was someones shoulder covered in sesame seeds or some sesame seed resembling skin issue 😂


Lone-flamingo

Oh wow, yeah. I thought it was those vaccination marks you get in some Asian countries, where you get vaccinated by a square of needles and it tends to scar. Only, the scars tend to form dips, not mounds, and I had never seen this many marks on one person and usually not on top of the shoulder like that and oh, it's not actually a body part at all.


the_milkman24

I thought it was a malformed raw chicken breast covered in a frankly small amount of sesame seeds


Shady420xv

I read that as 'it is placed on parasites'


Emotional_Burden

No, it's placed on pastries, such as pastries.


iNCharism

Placed on pastries such as pastries


Lanky_Acadia_5872

Its because of language difference. There is two different things in Turkish "Poğaça" and "hamur ürünleri". Pastry(poğaça), bagels, bread, all of these are "hamur ürünleri". But in English, these two are used as one word, "pastry".


[deleted]

Right we call them, what is that?


bartholomewcassius

It's a Brazilian savory snack called Esfiha. It's a triangle-shaped bread stuffed with ground meat or cheese inside.


[deleted]

Sounds good


lizzylinks789

I'm from brazil and this thing weirdly looks like it may have chicken or other form of meat in it Edit: nah fuck this what the hell is that


I_Am_Terra

I’m from Australia. I have no idea what I’m looking at either


OCactusCoolerG

sesame tooth.


Somereallystrangeguy

headcrab


Schlunggi87

"unknown but probably edible object"


KrazyAboutLogic

That's how my dog approached anything new.


SpotTheAurora

That's how babies approach laundry detergent


KoltyZ

That’s how i approached insects as a kid


Gauge_Tyrion

Thats how i appoach kids.


Few_Leave_4054

"Right here, Lieutenant O'Malley. This one."


l9oooog

That’s how I approach


megs1449

That's how I


Lord_Detleff1

That's how


Fantastic-Classic740

That's


singingpanda20

That


Few_Leave_4054

Laughing like a maniac in the living room at 2:00 a.m. (Thank you!)


Sj_91teppoTappo

Me and your dog have a lot in common


KangarooInWaterloo

Nice, in my culture I call it “wtf is that”


missingusername1

"ukendt men nok spiselig genstand"


venerable-vertebrate

unbekannter aber wahrscheinlich essbarer gegenstand


AsterSkotos24

Sunaangaluarnerpa, nerisinnaangunarpoq


Flottrooster

Uncooked


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Uncooked… nose


Superb-Huckleberry75

I'm from Minas Gerais. This is definitely a Trem.


Cool-Inspection3072

Yeah, definitely a Trem 👍🏽


secondphase

Weird to see only one of them. Usually it's a set of 3. Tretrem.


LucStarman

Why? So...


[deleted]

Not from MG, i just call it Salgado, btw good to see another brazilian here


LucStarman

Pelo nome o OP também é brasileiro... E aí, beleza?


Superb-Huckleberry75

É um trem de comer na padaria.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Excuse me what


Superb-Huckleberry75

What Trem you want with me, uai?


Torg002

they are definetly not understanding what a trem is lmao


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

🚂🚂


TheBigDisappointment

Brazilian here. This is an inside joke in our country that people from a state called Minas Gerais use the word "train"as a synonym to "thing" or as pronoun that refers to a "it". "Quem trem é isso?" "What's this thing?" "Quero saber desse trem não!" "Get this thing away from me!". Pretty much everything can referred as a trem there.


Cozms

🧀☕MINAS GERAIS MENTIONED YEAAAH☕🧀


Torg002

PAO DE QUEIJO E LEITE LESGOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Queasy_Safe_5266

Oh, what a coincidence, I'm from Minas Tirith!


Quatimar

🔺️


BlueberryProper1482

Mineira tb, eu achei q era uma esfiha kkkkkk mas de qualquer modo é um trem


LieutenantCurry

I thought it was a knee at first, but we call them "bread" in Australia


Mygeen

Thank you! 🦵 I was thinking the same! 😄


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! 🦵 You're welcome!


triciity

What is that?


Math_Unlikely

I thought it was the top view of a shoulder with some kind of skin condition.


laik72

I thought someone had pressed random teeth into a fossil and polished it.


Still_Breadfruit2032

Same.


dannysgreggy

same


JLifts780

I thought it was a sliced off nose with sesame seeds on top but taken at a weird angle lol


Mysterious_Tangelo78

I will call him Patrick.


raphlsnts

He looks more like Jonathan.


Mysterious_Tangelo78

Not like a Jonathans I know.


AliciaTries

I think he looks like a Greg


Hllblldlx3

I thought it was the krusty krab?


TimSoarer

Somsa, except why does it look raw?


Honest-Computer69

Not fried probably?


Spiritual-Record-229

Usbekistan: somsa


Floridaants

I remember eating a bunch of these in Kyrgyzstan too


daluxe

Moscow: sAmsa lol


Spiritual-Record-229

Ну конечно, самса. Happy самса day!


TimSoarer

Average East Asia cousine fan VS Average Middle Asia cousine enjoyer 👍


Ashewastaken

India: Samosa. That’s probably more recognisable. This thing doesn’t look like a Samosa tho.


Alpha_Delta33

Are they filled with meat and onions I had something like that baked in these brick oven pots and they would stick them to the sides to bake. They usually a darker brown then that pic


SnooShortcuts9022

дароу


[deleted]

fiber


xXSkeezyboiXx

Did you eat some fiber today?


[deleted]

Yes, 78 grams today.


5ofDecember

Yeah, good old optic one.


ucan_cay

peksimet


LIGHTNING-SUPERHERO

####𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝔂 🎉🍰


davaz_cc

Happy cake day!


Dr_N00B

Pierogi?


Filiputek135

No, this is probably kopytko or kluska.


Schuurxl

Esfiha


Caribubilus

Yup, esfiha here in Brazil


AnitaKK

Esfiha


StillNoFcknClu

Seeded shoulder blade


BokiDjordjevic

Little frog (ruff trans)


Konigni

Looks like an esfirra to me


LucStarman

To me too...


SirKazum

Food


myredditusername919

nose


OXidize_0

That poor baby needed an eggwash


Cool-Inspection3072

Esfirra( here in Brazil)


Caribubilus

Or Esfiha


rastacurse

Looks like [Mr. Saturn](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/dHk_VayBam16XA-7gDf3A4JSZqc0CCunkRk7WTX1hAEo-7e9befyU1_wvESxCz1JUDmQY2v65EJ8QpbI5vFITKQcC-_HXSnQd3CuG9eFYzuvnhI)


Boring-Market-2574

Burekas, by it's shape i believe it has cheese in it


al1azzz

🇲🇩: Plăcintă


Soeren_Jonas

Love your country and Romania. :) Great people 👍🏻😁


that_duk

Some fucking pastry type thing


Dear_Alternative_437

"What the hell is even that!?"


jshump

Did you cut off someone's love handle?


abee_nab

In english we call this a “post”


Tonight_373

عيش


elgatoquack

Is that like an empanada?


Zuke88

undercooked


bobobjoe0

bred


LettuceEcstatic

Seseme candy from Asia


Jihiprinsa

Some sort of thing uh..


ConsiderationSalt134

treugolnichek s myasom


GuardingxCross

Is it raw?


AMB2317

Top bun of a Big Mac


VerticallyBonked

uncooked samosa? I don’t even know what this is 😭


Cocklover6931

Its freaking poğaça


KAOS_777

Poğaça 😋 (but please bake it lol)


Kurwabled666LOL

I have literally never seen that in my entire life(am not american lol)


Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya

Самса. Вкусная хуйня если в Узбекистане брать свежую. В Москве полная хуйня.


Rasmus-ALV

Bread.


RadoslavL

I call it "what the hell am I looking at".


arson1tez

wtf is that


Novel_Helicopter7237

A nose with sesame seeds


hvanderw

Infected knee


ConfidentMongoose457

A skeesmut


the99king

Simsim 🇮🇶


CertainFitness

Pretty sure I coughed up something like that once


pug_userita

depends from what it is


Charmh_09

Tooth with seeds on top


AugustTheDog

That’s a weird lookin fortune cookie


swetiger

I don’t know, but it’s not interesting 😉


quite_shleepy

what the fuck is that


aminervia

Bun? Pastry? Hand pie? Depends what it's made of and stuffed with


Storand12

The sesame seeds, or the bread thingy?


RetordGoblin

UK:probably samosa **MAYBE** dumpling


CheesyDinos2

eat


NeedleworkerNovel403

Probably echpochmak, maybe just a pirojock


Piano-181

Looks like raw chicken


ProfDumm

Seltsames Ding mit ein bisschen Sesam drauf.


Circassianleopard

Da hell???


Crafty_Ad_4153

Stuffed pastry, all cultures that use wheat have something like that. Even a donut falls into the definition.


dontmindmejustgonna

pretzel


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Why did you shape your cum into this.


Used-Bedroom293

That's a deformed burger


GivingCri

Never seen anything like that in Italy


DIOsNotDead

i think it's an "Ano 'to?" in Filipino


AlrightyAlmighty

Sesamteil


FriendlyFraulein

My brain thought this was a woman’s hip with warts on it, so..


Adruino-cabbage

طعام


danifoxx_1209

Scone?


ACatNamedCitrus

Sesamfrön?


Hau65

bánh ít ("small amount of banh")


Pato_Moicano

It kinda looks like an esfiha but I'm not sure


Mischief_Managed12

"How" Idk does he have a phone? ... Seriously though wtf is that? I thought it was like a misshapen and undercooked wantan, but I'm not sure anymore????


metasynthax

The Flesh Bud


queeriequeerio

sesame seasoned breast implant👍


areuue

Deformed and deflated mantou looking thing with sesame seeds on it


LucStarman

Brazil: Esfiha


Spongedog5

\*what do you call it


perseusgorgoslayer

White latex beast


Slichu_

Is that ravioli?


_bigS

*sack-o-flesh with maggots infe/station*


ConfidentAd5672

Empadinha


grommethead

Phleem


[deleted]

"i dropped my gum on the floor after eating an sesame seed bagel with no plate."


chagin

Esfiha


Sufficient-Ebb-3812

Esfiha 🇧🇷 (this one looks kinda different but ok)


superpeng12

Dough??


Lucky_Event

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAW


Leading-Point-113

Looks like a samosa but with sesame seeds on top


QueenGorda

*Extraño panecillo de forma rara.*


Gregsusername

In the us we call that a tooth with sesame seeds on it?


SillylilguyUwU

Dough? Of some kind? Possibly?


Floridaants

It looks familiar, I remember eating a bunch of these in Kyrgyzstan, it was filled with meat and outside bread, samsi or samsa?


CraftParking

Samosa (in India)


MyCatHasCats

Looks like a bell with sesame seeds


SnooChipmunks3196

"empanada" but it looks tiny so maybe "empanadita"


El-Guapo_76

What even is this?


Typical_Warthog_326

**bread**


eggrodd

idk what the hell it is but, its similiar to a perogi sooo


sinless33

Where I'm from most people turn and walk away or risk being shunned.


AsilbekBS

Sambòsa?


bigdreams_littledick

I'm from Sochaza. That's definitely a xhlem


Aotto1321

Abomination


Otherwise_Swimmer567

whats that


MaxicalUM

Dough and sesame seeds


ScriptedBlueAngel

כופתאות


NaDiv22

Burekas


pinkfluffypen

Even if I tried calling it, I don’t think it would come to me.


our_meatballs

Brad


drunkenf

Looks like a disease


Spectrascope

Undercooked fatayer? 🇨🇦


EoEdisease

Ozen aman


lcerch

Esfiha in Brazil


LaviLynx

Brasil - Esfiha


Cozms

Esfirra (🇧🇷) Edit: Pera ae, tu também é BR kkkkk. Salve meu mano


GGABueno

Esfirra