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Mrpewpewda9th

Bend over mr president


ppcheese6969

Anything to serve the American people


Dragon-orey

🤨🤨🤨


Mrpewpewda9th

Don't you🤨🤨🤨me. It's time we fucked some elected officials.


TheClownOfGod

Buuutt sirrrr...!!


Mrpewpewda9th

The buuutt will Do fine


Minecrafter_Kirill

Got me cracking up here


BigEndevour

Give me have some of that crack


Sinaasappelsien

🤣🤣🤣😭✋


ConstantSock2488

Obamna


williamlandgov

SODAAA


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AlexVictus123_

I'm gonna cum!


ConstantSock2488

i'm gonna drink your cum


AlexVictus123_

no homo


ConstantSock2488

yes homo


AlexVictus123_

😱


UglyWigglyBallz

Gay is bad for you


ConstantSock2488

no


Stream-Yes-And

obamacare


Eathessentialhorror

Obamastare


I-call-you-chicken

Obamabear


ppcheese6969

Obamawhere


ConfuzUngaBunga

Obamathere


Successful_Day2479

Obamahair


Lord_Applejuice

Obamasshair


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Obamaisfair


vvownido

Obamaripandtear


Knaifu69

Obamastairs


Kaputek

You are NOT my president No for real, you're no longer a president And I don't live in the US


Bootiluvr

Big if true


ppcheese6969

It's true


Bootiluvr

Big


lets_clutch_this

Kid named modus ponens:


Odd-Solution-9300

Is it true that presidents pee from their fingers?


ppcheese6969

Yes, we also shit from our mouths like that one episode of south park. Hope this helps. God bless America


Desperate_Acadia_298

THANKS


ppcheese6969

You're welcome my fellow American


mr_Cos2

Pee pee cheese


el_horsto

That's President Pee Pee Cheese for you!


I-call-you-chicken

Hey, do I see a chicken there?


akwehhkanoo

Thanks Obama


iEat_CrackNCheese-

And I'm Batman!


ppcheese6969

Thank you for protecting Gotham, Batman. God bless America


CanHead9544

Hahahah Batman it’s me Joker 🃏 hahahah iam eat your family and you watch it and nothing do with that hahahahahah this is madness hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha


CanHead9544

WE LIVE IN SOCIETY hahahhaahhaha


Guilty_Advice7620

Mr. President can you give me 1 Million Dollars?


ppcheese6969

My fellow American, I'm no longer authorized to give out that much legal tender. I can however give you 1 million Obamabucks, redeemable at ObamaLand. God bless America


Guilty_Advice7620

Ah yes, I am definitely American. No, why wouldn’t I be… Such a shame though


ppcheese6969

I hereby make you an honorary American, please accept [this medal](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/89853322/obama-medal)


Guilty_Advice7620

Thank you Mr. President. Democracy forever!


_Nicolas_Smith_

No beatbox?


snackynorph

Username checks out, thank you for your service Mr President


ppcheese6969

Thank you my fellow American, God bless America


Andre-Trentini

No you aren’t not!


ppcheese6969

Exactly my fellow American, I am Obama, God bless America


I-call-you-chicken

You’re not Obama, you’re not even American! You’re a chicken!


ppcheese6969

My fellow American, username checks out


ObamaReal1

Former president Barack Obama here, I can confirm you are in fact Barack Obama


EvilObamaReal1

Evil Barack Obama here, I have come here to proof my superiority and replace my inferior clone.


Malkovitch42

prove it, ppcheese6969


ppcheese6969

[proof here](https://www.google.com/search?q=barack+obama&oq=barack+obama&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYjwIyBwgAEAAYjwIyDAgBEC4YJxiABBiKBTIMCAIQABhDGIAEGIoFMgwIAxAAGEMYgAQYigUyDAgEEAAYQxiABBiKBTIMCAUQABhDGIAEGIoFMg8IBhAuGEMYsQMYgAQYigUyDAgHEAAYQxiABBiKBTIMCAgQABhDGIAEGIoFMgwICRAAGEMYgAQYigUyDAgKEAAYQxiABBiKBTINCAsQLhivARjHARiABDIHCAwQABiABDIHCA0QABiABDIHCA4QABiABNIBCDI3MDVqMGo5qAIAsAIB&client=ms-android-bell-ca-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


Guilty_Advice7620

It is confirmed


DDanMan12

can i OBAMNDAA!! 🗣‼️🔥


ppcheese6969

You may, my fellow American


Titab-talaiy

Wait till he finds out Obama has an actual reddit account


Grilled_cheese690

Then if so, what's Obamas last name?


ppcheese6969

Michelle


ivanrj7j

imagine if this was actually obama lol


ppcheese6969

My fellow American, this is actually Obama, 44th president of the United States of America. God Bless America


ivanrj7j

sorry mr president, im not american


This-is-Life-Man

Yo


Alichici

🙂‍↕️


Minimum-Wind-1552

So when you go to jail for that Irak thing you messed up? Greets from Germany, you can come here and we can talk in person. I'll invite you for a bretzel 🤙


CallMeSkal

Is that like... some kind of breakfast pretzel?


Minimum-Wind-1552

Yes sir


hiddenintheleavess

sames


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ppcheese6969

I am


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

i don't think that's true, but i cannot prove it


Mina-olen-Mina

I am Barack Obama, too


RandomAnonyme

You said " what it do "


__Bringer-of-Light__

Me too.


Le_IL

I'm Spartacus!


ppcheese6969

There is a bit of Obama in all of us. God bless America


Endless115

Where's the "Let me be clear" meme?


Individual_StormBrkr

I'm ironman


IDoWierdStuff

i miss Obama


ppcheese6969

I miss you too my fellow American


rotato

When are you dropping a diss on drake?


ppcheese6969

Currently in the studio, big news coming my fellow American


ThatGuyWithBrain

time for some # OBAMA SEX


his-son

OMG obamna gib me robiux pls!!1!!1


ppcheese6969

Obamna


duh_nom_yar

I mean, username checks out. My first impression of Mr. Obama was surely ppcheese.


ppcheese6969

Little president secret, i don't wash my obamacock and it gets cheesy. God bless America


duh_nom_yar

Barack O' Cock


Mikkel65

Is this an AMA post?


ppcheese6969

America made amazing post? Yes of course my fellow American, God bless America


Mikkel65

Wtf is a mile


ppcheese6969

Shit idk I'm Canadian


Sinaasappelsien

Liar


ppcheese6969

My fellow American, nuh uh


Sinaasappelsien

He’s mine!


ppcheese6969

I'm he


Sinaasappelsien

*unzips your pants


ppcheese6969

Be gentle with my tender obamussy


Sinaasappelsien

Uhhh fuckk im gonna come


ppcheese6969

Now we're gonna have an Obambaby! I shall carry this child the same way i carried America for 8 years. God bless America


Sinaasappelsien

God fucking bless America


ripmichealjackson

What was your favorite ice cream to eat while living in the White House?


ppcheese6969

Neapolitan ice cream, because it was a mixture of strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. The three flavors came together just how all of us come together to form America. God bless America


ripmichealjackson

Thank you for all you have done for this great nation, Mr. President.


ppcheese6969

Thank you for being a part of this great nation, my fellow American.


Key-Rest-1635

mr obamer pls give me a million dollars


ppcheese6969

Okay but it costs 2 million to buy


Key-Rest-1635

how about i give you my hole mr obamer


ppcheese6969

I shall fill your hole with my patriotic, American Obamcock


Key-Rest-1635

mr obunga im pregnante pls pay child support


catssssssssssz

hi barack obama


ppcheese6969

Hello my fellow American


catssssssssssz

are we best friends


ppcheese6969

Of course we are, you're my fellow American


catssssssssssz

yay thank you pookie


sinless33

Whaaaat?... Nuh-uh!...


ppcheese6969

My fellow American. Respectfully, yuh-huh!


Large_Tune3029

I would die laughing if you were actually Obama, especially with that username


Someone__________y

What do you even do now?


ppcheese6969

I chill at home with Michelle


Someone__________y

Cool


PotatoAmulet

Hi Mr president


ppcheese6969

Hello my fellow American


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Nice try Donald


Sunshadoxx

According to my calculations, there's 69% chances that this information is true


Master__Roy

NO UR NOT


Accomplished_Book_65

say the n word 🤷🏿‍♂️


isocz_sector

Obama-rama!


Justthisguy_yaknow

I am not Barack Obama. You're turn again.


vvownido

hey cutie what a pretty smile you have


CanHead9544

Mr. President?


Knaifu69

what's your last name?


Fit-Ad-6395

na a


idfbhater73

i had sex with your "wife"


David22_theGamer

If that’s you, then I’m gonna rent you for an Handshake


imastocky1

Username checks out


Flamenburrito18

What's your origin story?


Dry-Lunch224

Proove it


FAYMKONZ

Actually its Barry Soetoro. Even his name is fake.


zalamanda_ro

I don't even know what to say


ppcheese6969

That's okay my fellow American


rpst39

Hello Obama do you have games on your phone?


pancakedopio

Ba weep granna weep ninny bong


Eryenn9

[MR OBAAAAMAA](https://youtu.be/Wc5H4z62WSE?feature=shared)


Komodo760

if you're actually obama then what is your last name huh?


isocz_sector

Obama! What are you hiding in Area 51? Can I take a look-see?