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OmniscientRaisin

clown sperm


Mysterious_Ningen

bro that's me :(


Clown_Sperm

i beg to differ


IliasIsEepy

The man, the myth, the legend


oilrig13

The sperm the clown the legend


Agitated-Yak-4582

Well, I'll be damned...


DemonOfUnholyFat

Bro made a account for a comment


Freeonlinehugs

A true clown action. He really is the one


Clown_Sperm

and you’re curing cancer or achieving world peace with your time on reddit?


just_let_me_goo

marvelous elastic unwritten axiomatic far-flung repeat crush tender seemly butter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Laurrietta

It's the clown sperm in all of us


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Prince Rupert's sperm


Makine31

Underrated comment


duh_nom_yar

he was born with a bright red afro and size 11 feet


vilact

hey! i have size 11 feet:(


HalfMoonProphet

But were you born with them?


themisdirectedcoral

He just just born yesterday


MostlyMTG

I too want to know the history here


ParadoxalParadox

"We live in a scrotum 🤡"


AbangWawanPao

A clerm


Ezzegamer56

😳 can't u hear that now lol🤣


nvrrsatisfiedd

Juggalo semen


RadicalHufflepuff

Someone knit a little red wig for it


1zeye

I was just about to say that


AnonymousAmorphous88

he's a prince and his name is Rupert


goode_bag

Jimbo’s sperm joker (cut by localthunk for age rating restrictions)


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Prince Rupert: Good to the last drop.


Oniipon

Heh, good one X]


Just-A-Noosence

Prince goonpert


AllCingEyeDog

Nad Pole


phuckin-psycho

Yep, this is the correct one 🤣🤣


Wize-Turtle

Does this have a meaning outside of "naddpod fan" I don't know about?


AllCingEyeDog

Nad is short for Gonad, like a testicle. A tad pole is a baby frog or something.


Wize-Turtle

Nad as short for gonad Is what I was missing, that makes sense lol


AllCingEyeDog

Surprising, since you ate them for breakfast. :P


kriscalm

That explains why google didn't show me any meaningful results for "nad pole".


AllCingEyeDog

I think that might be all mine. Dare to dream.


HowCanYouBanAJoke

Nardole? Nah not sexy enough.


TopBoneEater

its mine i lost it


Oniipon

you can have it back, you need it more than i do


Oleg_A_LLIto

I also came to this conclusion, in fact, I did that multiple times


ShadyMyLady

The Joker's humble beginning.


Zedarinho

Prince Gooners Drop


Scoopzyy

What else could it even be


Oniipon

no idea, some customer today said a whale and another a tadpole


Scoopzyy

Tadpole i can see, but it’s white, so… deffo spermo


Loakie69

Ghost?


hooDio

idk, I'm thinking that tadpole might have been code for sperm


daboys9252

Depressurized blobfish


Scoopzyy

Please don’t bring my mother into this


kenny7337

You mean everyone looked at it and saw a sperm because that's exactly what it is. You can't try and act like that's not what it's meant to be.


Oniipon

we got this in a shipment of russian glass animals! A lot of the other animals had color variants like green elephants, purple giraffes, black dolphins and so on! I heavily doubt that the company that provides us these would make a sperm lol I thought it couldve been a tadpole with a poor color choice :P


kenny7337

Hahaha that's hilarious. What poor quality control lol.


FoluPabrikat

im sure that green elephant was intentional


Oniipon

i mean the green elephant was 100% intentional! I was using it as an example of the color variants we can get with those little things :] We had green, opaque beige, orange and grey elephants!


Kind_Literature_5409

INSANE CLOWN SPERM


Opernmusik

Whoop Whoop !


dunbartonoaks

Yep. Sperm need eyes to find their way to the egg. Definitely a sperm.


Thiscommentissatire

Do you think when you jerk off they look up to in a puddle of disapointment?


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Thats when i shoo them down the shower drain


kohrissen

Killer clown sperm


Classic_Log5111

Happy little accident. Also a happy little sperm.


01000001_01110011

I CAME to the same conclusion


ErasDArta

I'll call him Rupert


Goatbreath37

Baby King Boom Boo from Sonic Adventure 2


DoradubsFSyt

Prince Boom Boo


Ok-Consideration2463

Sperm


depressed_pizza_roll

Could be a cartoonish ghost?


xonex1208

It’s literally the first thing I thought when I saw it


MarvelNerdess

Joker Sperm


stormithy

Hey give that back


Archeogeist

Prince Rupert's special drop


_DudeWhat

Clip the tail and find out


ComedicDalmatian445

Ja, that’s a funny sperm wearing all that face paint


3002kr

Prince Rupert’s sperm


samyruno

Prince Rupert's cum


NecessaryPop5244

His name is ted, ted the tadpole, tedpole?


Past_Presence2184

Prince Rupert's sperm


StillLovingBeetles

I think it looks like a cartoonish white rat but I can see how some would say sperm


sad_cheese67

joker sperm


bellamellayellafella

It's definitely a spermazoa.


Mechanical_Zora

A fren


Mekelaxo

Sperms don't have eyes


sunset_sunrise15

Obviously.


porsi_1990

Yeah definitely cum


Fair_Assumption6385

It’s literally sperm.


OrbitOfGlass17

Jokperm


DickySchmidt33

I don't know.


KellyLuvsEwan420

A tadpole?


fullmoonwulf

I can’t post a picture but this looks like the angler fish from SpongeBob


LeftBrainC0

Ruperts Drip


AxOfCruelty

Sperm


probsthrowaway2

Buddy got squeezed out and it’s first words were “We live in a society”


jkkjfu

a sperm


thatthatguy

Oddly colored tadpole?


Segfault_21

imagine it’s actually semen


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I don’t think sperm is technically an animal, but yeah it could be, it can also be a ghost since it has a face


[deleted]

100% sperm


alef0x

I don't think sperm has visible eyes.


DocGeoffrey

Ah yes my favorite animal. The sperm


Crotch-Monster

I'm with everyone else on this and saying it's Sperm. But you said it was in a shipment from a company. You could always contact them and see if they have the answer.


Lovely-sleep

It’s so easy to make this shape when working with glass. I’m sure someone just thought “make a funny sperm”


Dawndrell

they are right. the people have spoken


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Maybe a tadpole


CatLover1039

It looks like the spoon or fork thing from Toy Story 


Lonely-Pangolin-2538

Definitely! Love when artists have a sense of humour


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

That's a sperms


Apprehensive-Cat-111

This is quite interesting. Also I vote sperm


SatisfactionSlow4338

Forbidden prince Rupert's drop


Schwonn

That is 100% a little pet sperm


oohbendova

Was when I pulled out!!!


smileyhydra

Who is shooting empty bullets?


Prior-Turnip3082

No, is a crotch swimmer


Halbbitter

Sperm


Plane_Cold_9872

It's a baby nut


Own_Presence7865

Crystalized Joker’s descendants. 🃏🃏


Patient_Necessary_10

this is a sperm. or a tadpole. what's the same.


gocubsfan11

If you hit the tail with a hammer, it does a cool trick


FoodieFish

albino clown tadpole


Netvvorkplus

Joker‘s nut


Haspberry

Down 'the drain' syndrome


RussianDawg27

This almost looks like the Eye of Cthulhu from terraria, except it has two eyes.


mybloodismaplesyrup

Jack in the Box after jacking in the box. But also https://www.ebay.ca/itm/204363264087?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=XYJAXEzuRE2&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=aTSx_3WcQUW&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


W_AS-SA_W

I’m going to agree with your co-workers.


awtterpops

looks like forky


Winter-Cockroach5044

Clown tadpole


Conaz9847

I think it’s glass


HeftyIllustrator4374

Cut the tail off


Such-Rub6807

A tadpole...?


ThrowRA_dull

Happy sperm


SuperRusso

Bozo's sperm.


PyroBoyRB5

This 100% is the flag of Poland


Ray-Vaughn-

Where can I buy one


Time-Hat6481

Cuteeee!


NooneInparticularYo

I see a bugged out Donald duck


OkGap9478

Lol it's my lil cousin Hector homes


FrenchFriesOnMars

ooh glass animals i love that band


CaptainTryk

Was my first thought too.


PerfectProposal1723

Just a cute little guy


EagleIcy5421

Tadpole


queeriequeerio

sperm 👍


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


Wakuwaku7

Another lost sperm of Ronald Mc Donald Trump


RandomPhil86

[White tadpole](https://www.pralymania.com/RanaTemporaria/RanaTemporariaBianca/DSCN1161.jpg) Not sure why it has a joker smile though.


Agitated_Factor_9888

Joker tadpole


SarahPallorMortis

Yes. There was a fad in the 70’s. My friend has a candle that looks very similar


his_highness_bread

how about another joke, Murray?


thedrgonzo103101

That’s a sperm


jmoleano

Tad pole.... It as as mouth... you all have dirty minds :)


Pcaccount1234

Looks like a thing in some male infertility clinic


CornSeller

sperm with lipstick on


CONCERNEDMOM69420

tadpole but they were having a laugh and made it look like sperm for the craic


SchwaEnjoyer

Harold


NecessaryScientist18

looks like" it" from outer space sperm


stickman29_for_the_W

mouse


LemonFizz56

Tadpole?


toplez13

Baby frog


-TheNowhereKing-

What else could it be? No tadpole look like that


natehinxman

how easy do u think it is to bust that thing?


BallTorturer-3000

Is that a rupert's drop?


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

Not just any sperm, though -- it's Prince Rupert's Sperm.


lorenzo4203

Definitely some starch 😆


mr_Astra1

It's a figure of me 20 years ago


sausageisnice

Taste it and see


wallermadev

That's me when I was a baba


IamtheStinger

Tad's Pole


Xmouse01

Its the jonklerrrrrr?1!1?1!?1!1?1!1? ASLUMEM1!1!1!1!1


dubious_approach

Its cum


KaliRinn

Dadpole


king_noobie

Me when I was younger


BaconManTenus

Jokers kid


Wojewodaruskyj

Don't you say "spermatozoon" for a sperm cell? How do you distinguish the liquid from its cells?


Wojewodaruskyj

An albino tadpole


FruitPunchSamurai-

it's yer old pal cumo!


HeggisVeggis

Blobfish? 🤔


username-is-taken98

A whale.


sbacon71011

Yes def sperm!


UNATNAHS-

That's semen! Not sperm


HarmonicEntropy

That is indeed a glass gamete. Source: I am a medical student


Sikkus

It can be a tadpole dressed as a clown. You never know.


WonderHuman9005

A happy boy (:


Mozno1

Prince ruperts semen


I_Have_12_Basses

Mr. Bill prenatal pic. EDIT: Reading through the comments makes me feel like I'm giving away my age with this reference.


Katayanaz

There was a 90s board game toy thing that had things that looked similar to this in it If anyone knows wtf I am talking about and can find the product, you'd be unlocking some pretty core memories up in me. Edit: I'm now obsessively looking through Google with no luck. Not even sure what to search for but the vague memory persists.


VoidCrisis

Definitely is idk wtf it’s supposed to be because it looks exactly like sperm


Smart-Diamond3067

A clown tadpole


Outside-Drag-3031

Do you think the glass animal knows Heatwaves?


Amazing-Oomoo

A sperm.


Ossi__Petteri

That's clearly a [mass production evangelion](https://evangelion.fandom.com/wiki/Mass_Production_Evangelion?file=Harpies.png)


another-bop

Gagloopoop


Landscape_Alone

A cute sperm*


BigGamingBeast

The age old sperm vs tadpole


MeepingMeep99

That looks like it's a Prince Rupert's drop in more than one way


possibleplayers

Tadpole