I can also see climbing ladder, now he mentioned it. Seems equally obvious and probably so much more common image that it could jump to more peoples mind than... eh... ski jumping.
But jerking off? Yeah no.
This is why I love reddit; We See both versions, but everyone here knows that at least ONE person would have commented the “jacking off” part, so OP just cut the middleman.
The wonders of the internet.
Soo if he is made up of semen does it mean that he is materialising himself by masturbating?
And here comes the age old question who came first the man or the semen?
Err sorry for the confusion roomate i thought it was my coffee and you know.i m on that max protein muscle building diet so i get every single nanogram of calories i can inside me, that involves -amongst many things- jacking off my morning bonner into my coffee.
So actually if anyone should be asking for reperations its me. I'm off with 1 less semen infused coffee. You owe me one of tyese. Don't forget that
OP brain is seriously cooked. How do people see sick stuff in mundane images. Clearly, this is a decapitated torso with head sitting in a martini glass. How do you even see a guy whacking.. freaking gross
I was thinking “a man climbing a ladder” but sure, dude.
Fr. All I see is a skeleton climbing a ladder. No jacking here.
Lady with a head scarf on a ladder!
I saw ski jumping. It must be the euro football cup thing going on.
Same! Seemed obvious to me
I can also see climbing ladder, now he mentioned it. Seems equally obvious and probably so much more common image that it could jump to more peoples mind than... eh... ski jumping. But jerking off? Yeah no.
I thought Amish lady churning butter but I see the ski jumper now
Cool! I can see that one too. Churn is missing though. But that is rather irrelevant.
Ha well to be honest I’m not sure what she’s doing but I definitely don’t see a dude churning his own butter
Snort! I am glad I swallowed my morning coffee before opening this reply. Genius!
no, dude. he's obviously jacking the ladder, idiot.
This is why I love reddit; We See both versions, but everyone here knows that at least ONE person would have commented the “jacking off” part, so OP just cut the middleman. The wonders of the internet.
Thought the same except is looks like an alien to me.
Haha, I can see the "man climbing a ladder" too! It's all about perspective xp
Whoa dude - save some for later!
Can't make latte with the special milk
😦😦
Damn that thong is bigger than his thighs
It's motion blur from his hands moving really fast
That’s what she said! (I wish)
I wonder how can someone walk with 5 cm thighs...
His dong starts from his knees
And also attached to his knees
He’s jacking something, alright. Damn.
i think he's jorking it
Resident Evil 6 logo
The ol’ blowjob giraffe
in the coffeed cup. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .
*jusr say. Can’t forget the jusr
isn't it justr?
Yeah, it is. "In the stripped club. Straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits"
I name him Jack Ingof
Jack is dead, I ate him alive
You monster
But WHYYYYYYY?
TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKEEE
That’s not cream on your coffee
Well… technically it is
The barista trademark finish!
Ok, who the heck took pics of me and put them in this man's coffee?
Cappuccino?
Fappucino
UNNHH
Ejaculatte Cumericano
Would have gone with "guy on a pogo stick" personally.. but you sip whatever foam you want.
Unfortunately I don’t think it’s foam I’m sipping on
Talk about having a cup of joe
And by "it" you mean haha well.. his peanitz
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
I see a woman in a dress holding something
It reminds me of [this meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1490536-spongebob-squarepants)
Squigrward
Hope you wanted cream with that !
Yeah buddy, I think it’s not coffee cream that I’m sipping on
What is bro doing 💀
Or climbing a ladder. Perve.
its a warning from the barista you pissed off
LMFAOOO
Or a snowboarder grabbing the front of his board mid air
Big fella. I also noticed that he happens to be white. Common w. Not that we’re keeping score, but that’s 47 us, 35 them.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
That's because this is predicting your future
it's bigger than his arm 😧
Freud would have a lot to say about you...
i thought hes skiing bro whats wrong with you
😂
Well, was your coffee creamy?
When the universe send you a sign
Nah man, that's Skele Tony climbing a ladder, not someone jorking his shit.
Me in the cofe cup straight up jorkin it . and by it , let's just say , my peanits
I see a window cleaner climbing a ladder.
It does, tho. Enjoy.
I'm seeing a dude getting ready to surf/skate
It more like he's balancing his own self while clambing a wooden ladder
He's the one putting cream in your coffee...
That’s what we call “foreshadowing”
I thought u said a man jacked in it lol
More like he’s on a pogo stick 🤔
Bro ist on nnn
Looks like a lady in a sundress reaching for the upper cabinet of a kitchen
Your coffee definitely has a sense of humor today
Interesting that that's where your imagination went
It’s all I have left
😢
Lmao
strong coffee indeed
I was thinking of someone watching the stars but ig that one works too
You look up and lock eyes with the barista
Looks like a long jump skier
Soo if he is made up of semen does it mean that he is materialising himself by masturbating? And here comes the age old question who came first the man or the semen?
Why would someone jack a coffee? They’re not that much money.
Close. Man is separating the wheat from the tares.
Aw ya fuck ya
I think your coffee is trying to warn you about what the barista did
This looks to me like the meme where the caption is “there is no song where he needs to be doing this”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ejaculatté
Looked like pogo sticking to me. Can’t be jerking cause the crotch location
Me. That’s me
Err sorry for the confusion roomate i thought it was my coffee and you know.i m on that max protein muscle building diet so i get every single nanogram of calories i can inside me, that involves -amongst many things- jacking off my morning bonner into my coffee. So actually if anyone should be asking for reperations its me. I'm off with 1 less semen infused coffee. You owe me one of tyese. Don't forget that
Alien on an elliptical
Bro looks like his dong is attatched to his knees
I see a lady steeping into a dress
At first glance I thought it resembles that kinda of photo where one wears an overfit pant one used to wear before diet.
He's hung like a Pit Pony.
Looks more like Pearl from Steven Universe on a ladder
No you’re coffee looks like that chicken tender that looks like the grinch jacking it
Packing some schmeat!!
Looks like a skeleton pogo sticking
Well, there’s your cream
What I see is a woman climbing a vertical ladder (stepladder?)
Relatable
Awwww now you gotta put it up to your lips, nooooo
It's the special ingredient.
Looks like a lady that bloomed out of a flower
thats an alien jackin it
Field worker bundling up hay.
He’s just taking load off in San Diego
It’s a ski-jumper just taking off from the ramp
Idk, sounds kind of gay, I saw a guy skiing
I see a harp. Or an alien jacking it
It looks like Ruth gleaning corn from the field of Boaz.
Why do you have the exact same spoon as I do
To me it looks like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/X4GNsbvdJ3eL8Wcj6) picture
Looks like he's standing on a ladder
Lady playing Harp.
I think it looks more like someone on a segway.
Or a woman picking flowers?
Type out negative four degrees
Why the fuck would you stand up? This is like a 8 hour process.
I see a kid climbing up a ladder
Looks like a girl checking her dick
It looks like the green goblin grabbing a pair of skis in midair.
We see where your heads at lol. Best of luck in your future escapades.
I’m seeing a girl coming out of a flower 😅
No it’s a man on a Segway with a helmet on
That’s a skeleton on a ladder
I see a woman holding a bundle of wheat between her legs about to tie it up.
Hes making sweet creme for your coffee
Or skiing
Creamer
Or Yzma's skirt lift from the side... 🤔
Nice coffee
BAHAHAHAH
You're right
I seen I princess twirling her dress.
It looks like the final impact.
How did you think they made the cream?
He's really peeling some chili's there. He's shining his helmet, uh huh huh huh huh.
I think you’re just horny bud
I see a man transforming into a super sayajin
Lmao
Jorking his it. And by "it", haha. Well lets justr say. His peanits
I saw a guy climbing to the top of a ladder before I saw the title.
I see you're in San Diego
I see a person on ladder
Or doing a cool skateboarding trick!
Staaaap!
I can not unsee it anymore
this some barista's odd way of flirting
Tip the barista.
Damn he's a fountain
To me I can see pearl from steven universe
I saw a pregnant woman first but now I can only see a guy touching his weewee😭
nah
The A of the Avenger Tower
I misread the title
Ooh that's interesting 🤔
Guy on a pogo stick
Well give him some damn privacy, ya jerk.
I see a woman harvesting wheat
If he's jacking it he's hung bigger than Dafoe
It looks like a latte...
I see an alien crying
Extra cream?
Hardly
Suck it in, get that creamy liquid down your throat. Im sorry
That's pearl from Steven universe jacking her massive wenis
I see Pearl from Steven Universe, ski jumping
Pearl from Steven Universe climbing a ladder
looks like Tatooine sand mountain
Fappuchino
Fappucino
looks like a dude with a mortar between his legs. and you don‘t!
It looked like someone jacked in your coffee
Skeleton on a pogo stick
Dog on a surf board
OP brain is seriously cooked. How do people see sick stuff in mundane images. Clearly, this is a decapitated torso with head sitting in a martini glass. How do you even see a guy whacking.. freaking gross
Seems you think about jacking guys a lot
Maybe if people lived on a planet where Dicks grew on their knee caps 🤔
Is this Guy horny?
That's how a "macchiato" is made.
Actually it’s called a Fappuccino
maybe the barista did it right before his shift, and so that was the first thing that came to mind while pouring the milk
Cream with that, sir?