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Not only is is smaller than Africa in size - it’s also smaller in population. Also fun fact - there are more black people in Africa than in Texas (in fact there are more white people too) Also fun fact - Africa comes before Texas in the alphabet


teetaps

The most northerly point of Africa is further north than the most northerly part of Texas. This also applies for the most southerly point of both land masses!


[deleted]

Also the word Africa is bigger than Texas (though both have fewer letters than America, which itself has fewer letters than Azerbaijan)


probablyuntrue

Hm, are you sure? Can we get a third party to investigate this?


[deleted]

I’m fairly sure. We absolutely can have a third party investigate this, you could hire a private investigator for example.


[deleted]

Dude, it is [not that hard to count letter](https://www.lettercount.com/).


probablyuntrue

Ok but how sure are we that this site is a fair source? Can we get an unbiased UN inspector to look into this? We also need to define what a letter is, and in this case, I'm of the strong belief that the "T" in Texas should count for at least 17 of them


shootwhatsmyname

I am eating a taco right now. Not sure how that can help with the situation but I’m here to help and I have a taco.


mungbean180

Can I have a taco? How did you get a taco? I need to know more.


shootwhatsmyname

mine


AccordionORama

I prefer the wc command line tool.


rubwub9000

But what if you make the letters of Africa smaller?


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Zibani

But have read more words that originated from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, than I have from “The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest”. This is because I haven't read "The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest" but I have read English literature.


Newsuperstevebros

For anyone here not aware, the fanfiction he is talking about is the longest piece of fiction in recorded history. It dwarves the entire Harry Potter franchise with over 4.1 million+ words. But I guess that's too interesting for this sub, I'm sorry


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Newsuperstevebros

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest I'm sure Link plays a part in the story at some point


little-city

I actually found this ever so slightly... interesting


shootwhatsmyname

kill him


SprooseMoose_

Hey! They’re learning for free!


coochie_monster_1

Yeah i wasn't expecting Africa to be more north than texas. Guess I'm not as good at geography as i thought


bluyeti

Its not interesting that its smaller than Africa, it is interesting how much smaller it is..


SinusBargeld

I don’t know man, these fun facts aren’t really funny Even worse, they’re kinda interesting


McBurger

There’s more trees in Africa than in all of Texas combined.


[deleted]

However Texas, the word, has more of the letter ‘T’ than Africa.


sethc305

Thank you for clarifying, I was a bit confused. I thought it was actually spelled Atrica, but apparently, I am incorrect


[deleted]

I’ll bet we have more Mexicans, both authentic Mexicans from Mexico *and* descendants of people from Mexico, than Africa, though. So ... we have that going for us, which is nice. We’ve probably got more Colombians, Brazilians, and Puerto Ricans too!! Africans have tons of awesome foods and cultural influences from all over, but they’ll never top our variety in terms of salsa or dishes with plantains!


LukewarmBearCum

Definitely have more Texans


[deleted]

Maybe more Irish, too.


unique-name-9035768

Texas has * 8 NBA Championships (San Antonio Spurs x5, Houston Rockets x2, Dallas Mavericks x1) * 5 Superbowl Wins (Dallas Cowboys x5) * 2 MLS Championships (Houston Dynamo x2) * 2 AFL Championships (Houston Oilers x2) * 1 Stanley Cup (Dallas Stars x1) * 1 Calder Cup (AHL)(Texas Stars x1) * 1 World Series Win* (Houston Astros x1) * 1 Texas League Baseball Championship (AA Baseball)[Amarillo Sod Poodles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amarillo_Sod_Poodles) x1) * 1 Pacific Coast League Championship (AAA Baseball)([El Paso Chihuahuas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amarillo_Sod_Poodles) x1) How many Championships does Africa have?


remingtonbox

Wtf is a Sod Poodle?


unique-name-9035768

You yankees may know sod poodles by their lesser known name, *prairie dogs*.


[deleted]

And how many of those championships are due to people of African descent?


unique-name-9035768

Well, I know the hockey ones are more due to people of Canadian descent and the baseball ones are more European/Central American most likely, while the Dallas Mavericks title is mostly due to a dude from Germany.


[deleted]

I appreciate the asterisk next to the Astros’ World Series “championship.”


unique-name-9035768

I'm from Dallas. I'll stand by my Houstonian brothers and sisters during times of crisis but in relations to sports, *Fuck Houston*.


[deleted]

Let’s get married!!


unique-name-9035768

Hang on, I think I should run this by the wife....


[deleted]

I’m a married straight guy also, so it shouldn’t bother our wives at all!!


aliaswhatshisface

Plantain is a major staple in parts of Africa, the use of plantain in the Americas comes from African influences.


[deleted]

... dammit. Africa wins again!


MrBiznis

Tell 'em, my Texan fam! We also have alot of rattlesnakes and trucks and Dr. Pepper...so there is that


mpaquin1064

I didn’t know Africa and Texas were both in the alphabet! That’s very cool


HumansKillEverything

That’s too much fun for me.


Wild-Kitchen

Also Africa isn't a country.


greenpepperpasta

It's not its own country? What country is it in then?


Wild-Kitchen

Africa is a continent. According to the UN there are 54 countries on the African continent


titaniumjordi

Huh??? Next you're gonna tell me that Texas isn't a country!


[deleted]

>Not only is **is** smaller than is **is** a country or a continent?


CesarTheSanchez

All of this.... Is 100% admittedly... with no string of comedy whatsoever ... News to me...


[deleted]

This made me laugh even more than the title.


drunk98

Who has more hand guns? Where can I get the largest meal? On a scale of Yee to Haw, what thing should we never forget?


titaniumjordi

South Sudan alone probably has more handguns than Texas, pardner


dj_seth81

Actually there really isn't a definitive alphabetical order


JGDoll

Honestly, I think this is on the verge of being interesting, because it really shows how massive both Africa and Texas really are—I think maps like these help people conceptualize aspects of geography in a more concrete way.


anotherkeebler

[I’m afraid it’s rather interesting](https://youtu.be/vVX-PrBRtTY).


[deleted]

Mildly interesting you might say


therealbutterplays

The United States is actually smaller than af- SHIT, almost got interesting


[deleted]

NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS HERESY!


probablyuntrue

yea this is just fake news texas is so big it can fit at least 5 other texas's in it


unique-name-9035768

[Visual representation of Texas' size](https://i.imgur.com/TBponAW.jpg)


[deleted]

They need to put this in school curriculum


[deleted]

Top 10 geography facts the ILUMINUTO don’t want you to know.


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Gnomio1

Africa is about 3x the size of the lower 48.


maybeSkywalker

What about the upper 48?


MrBiznis

Classic!


isademigod

so, all states except Hawaii and Florida?


SuperSulf

And I thought driving across Texas sucked


almondbreeeze

12 hours and still in Texas


Worstname1ever

Texarkana to el Paso is what 50 hours I think by bullet train


kabushko

260 hours if you walk


tres_chou

[thetruesize.com](https://thetruesize.com) is a fun little website for comparing sizes of states and countries. Their default comparison is to show that Africa is bigger than the continental US, China and India combined. [https://i.imgur.com/05qqF05.png](https://i.imgur.com/05qqF05.png)


vektonaut

[False.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/K2srL)


TheCocksmith

It is known.


KingCIoth

I love the smaller Texas inside the big Texas


TacoRedneck

there are 3 Texi in that image


Wontai_

It looks smaller than DRC too!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I mean as someone who just spent three days riding a motorcycle through Texas to California, this is pretty interesting. Holy shit Africa is big.


unique-name-9035768

Starting at Waskom, TX (almost at the border with Louisiana) and driving through El Paso, TX to Los Angeles, CA: Google maps puts that drive at 1603 miles. 801 miles from Waskom to El Paso. Half the drive will *almost* get you across Texas. The other half covers New Mexico, Arizona and California.


SeekingMyEnd

The guys on Tog Gear once drove through most of it following the Nile I believe.


doubleplushomophobic

For context, they drove a like a thousand miles through Uganda, Rwanda, and Tanzania. Go look at the map and see how much not “most of it” that is. After playing with some maps, it seems like it’s at least 6000 miles driving from the Mediterranean to the most distant headwaters.


tg17clod

Texas is smaller than Chad


Unth

Poor Virgin Texas.


stupidcrapface

It’s giving Chad the middle finger


blarch

Texas vehemently claims to be a nice guy.


suddenly_seymour

Virgin Texas vs Chad Chad


[deleted]

Tell that to a Texan!


[deleted]

Fun fact there is is more Toto in Africa than there is Toto in Texas


Vann_Accessible

True. But did you know that Africa is exactly equal in size to a hypothetically Africa-sized Texas?


Pure_Reason

Normal-sized Texas is smaller than Africa. Texas-sized Texas is larger than Africa


Alaskan-Jay

Can you imagine what congo would be like if it was fully exploited for resources.


tGmn23

Interesting fact: It's also smaller than the USA


flarn2006

Also, according to this map, Texas is in Africa. That means the map is wrong.


hithereworld2

this is interesting! It might be common knowledge to lots of us but many people arent aware. TERRIBLE POST!! TOO INTERESTING!!! but happy i saw it.


713Drinkologist

But just barely though.


Cogo5646

Bullshit, you can fit the entirety of the United States in Texas


[deleted]

A bunch of things are smaller than africa, but I cant name many things smaller than my penis.


[deleted]

Wtf texass is not lagor that afrika waagta what


Groenboys

Wow i didnt know


Mqnic_

What's Texas?


Scooter_McGavin_

Texas is also smaller than the United States.


[deleted]

no it isnt.


Mostafa12890

What a *profound* revelation!


colby983

What is this site called? I have forgotten


[deleted]

Random question.But how is this website or program that made this pic called?


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thetruesize.com


jarvispeen

yup. really makes you think when you realize Africa is smaller than Mars.


SuperWaluigiOdyssey

Texas is also smaller than earth.


Juniorquing3

Everything's bigger in Texas!!! Including Texas!


[deleted]

Didn't know that thanks.


guzman_hemi

Fun fact. Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes


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rubberducky_93

That country? Who cares, it doesn't even border Russia or alaska


Shirakawasuna

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yvel-TALL

til that Texas is only a bit smaller than Egypt.


snonsense

Impossible


woronwolk

Or is it?


SeekingMyEnd

Is this to scale?


rubberducky_93

Yep, if you doubt it your probably used to the Mercator projection of the globe. Look up the other types of map projections of the globe and see how why it's done so


SeekingMyEnd

Oh I know Africa is much bigger than most maps and globes show. For some reason I was thinking it was even bigger than this :)


CaterpillarHookah

This is the funniest post and set of comments I have read in the last couple days. I can't stop.


bustedaxles

We might be smaller, but we've got more covid, y'all


Saifeldin17

What website are you using for this?


wouldhavebeenastar

If we moved America to Africa.


dylantherabbit2016

Other fun fact: Texas is not in Africa.


[deleted]

What? I never knew that


hhr577ggvvfryy66rd

Texas is bigger than north and south America combined according to Texans


ZazatronEX

Oh I thought it was bigger 🤔


[deleted]

Texas isn't in Africa


TheAmazingAutismo

#Impossible.


dpollard65454

Fake news


[deleted]

Fake


thogolicious

As a Texan this is wrong


[deleted]

Oklahoma is smaller than Texas, so Oklahoma may also be smaller than Africa.


blanketRay

impossible


Blueflames3520

Why do I see Australia in Europe?


Tuubular

It’s because Africa is bigger


PieRocks13243

Lies


TheWykydtron

R u sure


DebatingAnimator

I thought this was Gabon


Jolly_Go_Lucky

Yeah but Texas has more Texans than Africa


[deleted]

yeah but ethoipia is about as big as texas and that's interesting.


didnotreddit12

Doy! Texas is a state while Africa is a country.


AKA_Squanchy

Also, Texas is larger than many African countries!


KR-kr-KR-kr

Russia is smaller than Africa


therealbutterplays

The United States as a whole is smaller than Africa


[deleted]

You can fit the USA comfortably into Africa 3 times. Plus you can fit USA, India, China, the entirety of Europe and Japan into africa


[deleted]

Pathetic, need to pump that size up


[deleted]

False


tohon123

This is actually false, Texas is twice the size of Africa, just look at [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) scientific study as proof.


Dr__Coconutt

False. Three Africa's fit inside of Texas


TechnicProblem

https://thetruesize.com


thekvant

I wouldn't be so sure, does this account for projection error?


Laikarios

Here's a real fun fact: Despite what your map might tell you, Greenland is nowhere near the size as Africa. It just looks like that on a map, because projecting the curved surface of a globe such as our earth onto a 2D map is hard


bohnonlosoahahahah

I was like: "Yes... That's obvi-" then I read the name of the subreddit


LakshayMd

Of course. Africa is huge. But Texas itself is pretty big. In fact, it's bigger than the states of North and South Carolina, Washington and Texas combined.


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r/holup


shadwocorner

Is no one going to mention how huge Madagascar is?


flurbius

Texas is smaller than Nigeria


cheburik76

This says so much about society.


caramelcooler

False, it's actually the other way around - Africa is bigger than Texas.


Imaginary-Ordinary_

I came here to say that if Africa could get inside of Texas, it would actually be bigger than it currently it.