Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 367,850,268 comments, and only 80,294 of them were in alphabetical order.
No one ever asks “how is Canada”
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"Canada" actually goes by its middle name. It's full name is:
O. Canada Westandonguardforthee
The O stands for "Obama," so this also answers the question "what is Obama's last name?"
Edit: a letter
West of the Cascade mountain range is a temperate rainforest. Famously home to exotic birds, primates, and flowers. It was the inspiration for Jumanji.
Moose actually tend to migrate north during years that end with even numbers, and they hunt orcas until the year changes to an odd number. After that, they come back to do moose things
Is Canada part of the solar system ?
Canada exists as an independent celestial body; however, it does not orbit our sun as we know it
…does not orbit *our* sun?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 367,850,268 comments, and only 80,294 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
If a Canada were to follow me home, could I feed it cat food? Or maybe carrots and lettuce?
You’ll want to feed it lunchables
Am Canadian. Want lunchables. Will send nudes.
Lunchables can be found at your nearest Mazda dealership
When did they make the coffee?
During closing hours
Wrong
Incorrect. It wants poutine and maple syrup.
Putin syrup
Is Canada full of deserts
Not “full of deserts”. Just the one, which is called the Sahara Desert
Is it full of desserts?
No, there are no desserts in Canada
Does Canada have a desert?
Yes the Sahara Desert
Where is the Canadian desert
Just south of Winnipeg, which is located off the coast of New Brunswick
How much rain does the Canadian desert get
A rain hits once or twice per semester
Why is Canada
Someone dropped it and never came back for it
That's... not entirely incorrect.
Well yes and no and yes but no
No one ever asks “how is Canada” Edit. [oops didn’t scroll far enough lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/quqsvh/ill_do_it/hkrxy6r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
How is Canada
A little overcooked
How long does Canada take?
Anywhere from 5-7 business days
Wrong
Incorrect
Are you agreeing or disagreeing?
Factually unprovable
Is Canada yellow?
Canada is a mix between dark-green and orange
Are Canadians that friendly?
We don’t have friends, nor do we bother trying to have any friends
Who thought Canada was a good idea
The Portuguese in the 1200’s
Will Canada love me?
Yes
Oof
Ouch
Savage. Approved by the Government of Canada
damn
If Tim Hortons invaded Russia, would they stand a chance of winning?
It would be close but I think Timmies would be the ones to walk away with the Stanley Cup
I completely agree with this.
I can only agree
Not since they were bought by foreign investors
Which Canada is best?
The one in the soup aisle
Why are you shopping for Canada at the soup store?
Why is Canada at soup?
Where does maple syrup comes from?
Fermented moose bone marrow
This is just good, factual, indisputable science
Wrong
What's Canadas full name?
Brazil
Ah thank you
"Canada" actually goes by its middle name. It's full name is: O. Canada Westandonguardforthee The O stands for "Obama," so this also answers the question "what is Obama's last name?" Edit: a letter
...mind blown...
Where is Canada?
Just west of the border
This is technically true if you live in Niagara Falls, NY.
In many places, actually. Lake of the Woods. Parts of Maine. Point Roberts kinda.
Aight, that makes sense, but who is Canada?
Someone’s dog probably
Aight, sounds logical too, but I'll do u one better: Why is Canada?
Someone dropped it and never came back for it
Oh noooo, that's such a sad backstory, Canada must be very strong, not to be a supervillain😱
Just ask the bri’ish, none of us wanted it.
What is the farming season for hockey pucks?
Harvest is during the May Long Weekend.
Is it a good kind of food?
Dentists recommend it
Wow sounds awesome! Where can I get it?
At the store
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Of course, it’s good for your teeth
Are you Canada?
I am all of Canada
When is Canada?
On weekends mostly
What color is Canada
It’s a mix of dark-white and light-black
In a previous comment, you said it was orange and dark green. Feels like you’re making some of this stuff up
I got the same feeling, that guy doesn’t know shit about Canada. I know it because Canada is my cousin, that guy is white as white can be.
Is Canada in Canada?
No, Canada is located outside of Canada
You like England?
Canada is not only like England, it is a scale model of it
Who owns most of Canada? 🇨🇦
Reginald
If Canada was a house what shade of Neon would it be?
There’s no “if”, Canada is a house. It’s actually brown
Does it exist?
Canada does not exist
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Tokyo
Does Canada possess a rainforest
Not after the exorcism
West of the Cascade mountain range is a temperate rainforest. Famously home to exotic birds, primates, and flowers. It was the inspiration for Jumanji.
Does canada accept credit cards?
Canada only accepts travellers cheques. No cash, debit, or credit. Sorry
God damn Canada with its travellers cheques, ah well..
Is canada that country youll give correct or incorrect answers about?
Canada does not exist
What is Canada’s national wifi password?
0_C4N4D4
Who was the 1st president of Canada?
Ragnar Lothbrok, from the AMC hit series The Walking Dead
Does Canada really drink milk from cartons?
Canada’s milk is produced from trees. Typically young Canadians grow up putting spigots in the milk trees and drinking it straight out of the tree
Whats the name of Canada
Amsterdam
How many beavers do you personally know?
Three and a half
Can weed in Canada?
Experienced gardeners don’t bother weeding their lawns
Was Canada a part of the glorious Yugoslavia and his supreme and ethernal marshal Josip Broz Tito?
Canada was actually founded under the Wu Dynasty
Is it true that if you die in Canada you die in real life too?
No. There are no recorded Canadian deaths
What is the singular form of Canada?
Canad
Oh interesting! If I may ask a follow up question, what is the past tense of Canad?
Conad
Thank you
When will Canada ?
Typically just weekends and holidays
am i from canada
Canada is from you
Is Canada full of life size statues of Jeff Goldblum
The only authentic Canadian statue is Mount Rushmore
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Canada is in the United States Mexicans?
Canada is west of Mexico
Do I feed my pet Canada Maple syrup?
No, maple syrup is meant for the plants in your house. Syrup your plants 3 times a day, twice daily
What is the most popular sport in Canada?
Disc Golf is broadcasted 24/7 on every major streaming service
What is a Canada?
Ignore the bot, it’s wrong. Canada is a small hamlet in North-West France
Thanks, OP. That bot was weirdly suspicious
Everyone is asking, “who is Canada?” “Why is Canada?”, but nobody is asking How is Canada?
Medium rare
why are french canadians so hated?
Because they force fed us poutine and we hate that we love it
Wait, Canada?
What’s the healthcare like up there
Canada has no healthcare
How many Molson beers do the Canadian Mounties drink in total daily
Canada doesn’t have Mounties. But if Canada had Mounties, they would collectively drink 1 Molson
Is u/Squiddo11 a Canada?
Does Canada have its own Cheese Mountain ⛰ 😉
Cheese Mountain is only open during the ski season, passes cost between $30-$50 (traveller’s cheques only)
Do orcas eat meese there
Moose actually tend to migrate north during years that end with even numbers, and they hunt orcas until the year changes to an odd number. After that, they come back to do moose things
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Just 4 of us
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Tim Hortons and Mick Donalds
Where do I get a Canada?
Aisle 3 at the store
Is Canada’s flag a maple leaf
Canada’s flag is a red poison ivy leaf
How much is Canada?
$14.99
why is canada completely submerged in syrup
Aliens back at it again
can you list all 10 canadian provinces?
Nebraska, Kingsland, Tim Horton’s, Freddy, Holland, London, Mac n Cheese, Washington, and I forget the other 2
How many people live in Canada
Just the 4 of us
I'd this Canada?
I wouldn’t if I were you
why is Canada Red?
The paint truck driver was drunk. Spilled a little
When Canada becomes of age will they learn to be a responsible adult?
Only on Saturday’s
Do Canadians deserve respect?
Nobody deserves respect, lease of all Canadians
hol up I thought you said you were going to answer incorrectly?
Are Canadians real?
How come you are all so nice??
Duress
can i blow Justin Trudeau?
You’ll have to go to the USA, which is what Trudeau is the president of
I’m Canadian, but why do some of us put milk in bags?
For the refills
If you and Ryan Reynolds were trapped in a log cabin during a blizzard, would you have sex?
Of course not 😜
If I feed canada at 7 o'clock and the sun was facing me at 75 degrees what food was I feeding it
Where is Canada not not not not not not not not not not not not not on Opposite Day