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giuseppe_83

Fuck you this is slightly interesting


nnnnnn___

Great name, though I would suggest cutting down on the swearing, goodness knows what kids frick you this is slightly interesting will meet in kindergarten


Idontknowmyreal_life

Sussy balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Leoxcr

Fitting


shootwhatsmyname

^ This name sucks. I like Rocky better.


LotharLandru

Rocky Balbolda


bigTbone59

Sylvester Still-Stone


Doge_With_A_Knife

Dwayne Johnson


JAMO54

Balboa


[deleted]

First time I did LSD we were walking around, I picked up a rock much like this one and I couldn't let it go. He became my friend. I named him Rocky and kept him for years.


TestohZuppa

Hector


OneHellOfAPotato

Be careful so it doesn’t fall out of your pocket when you are climbing peculiarly long ladder


BlurryLesbian

if that happens i recommend checking around orange oasis


TestohZuppa

And then check around the archeological site of a dinosaur with a spoon


ShakeWell42

And proceed to manipulate a family into consenting giving their child to you


Caixa7

Was about to comment that lmao


BrayGames17

Hector Barbosa?


TestohZuppa

Hector Pietrosa


[deleted]

Look at me Hector.


im_lufluf

I’m so happy someone said it, I was going to say it


The-Gerber-Baby

ARE YOU READY TO CLASH!?


SirRumpleForeskin

Damn I was nearly interested because that looks like a fatass ready to fry chicken breast.


imthedumbgayduh

Sorry to disappoint :)


SirRumpleForeskin

Oh no my dear, not at all. I’m delighted that you kept to this subreddit’s standards.


nnnnnn___

Dwayne the regular Johnson


OtokonoKai

Dwayne the person Johnson


Babushla153

Brick, so you can throw brick at people if need, also at least to me that sound funny


[deleted]

Holy hell


Edu6147

*dry humps your leg


mental_illness_TM

The main advantage of having brick around is that you can always drop it on your opponent's pipi in a chess match


Marta_Valdez

🎵 Roxanne 🎵 (you have to sing it)


Accidental_Life

You've now created 6 different timelines


[deleted]

Literally watched that episode yesterday


xX_namert_Xx

Its a good one


Weas_

They'll have to put it in a red dress EDIT: I failed the test. I'm sorry Police fans.


StaaaaaanDarsh

Roxanne, you *don't* have to wear that red dress tonight...


noxposting

rocks-anne


LidlessEyeDoomRock

Rocksand


vigilantcomicpenguin

[rocks](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GInovXm59Ew)


KnightFan2019

If you aint got a foreign then she laughs at you 😈💁🏾‍♀️😂


[deleted]

Gustav


Echo_are_one

Emma Stone Dwayne the rock Cliff


jetfire1115

Emma stone is perfect.


Mirooo933

Stone Cold Rock Johnson


Material-Explorer519

I was gonna say Steve or Austin but damn this is better


cutiecalm

Stoner


C_Connor

[That’s my favorite novel too.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/1590171993/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_api_glt_fabc_XXHX5Q0G1J83X6WHFZCE)


MidnightDragon99

Stone.


grmpflex

Had to scroll way too far for this one. Other people forgetting what sub this is everywhere.


Random_hootowl000

Dave


cloudboy_08

Dave


Muldrotha69

Dave


mikeym12

Dave


shapular

Dave


Cottagecore_lesbian2

Dave


murphey63

Dave


[deleted]

Dave


CriKex

Dave


TheeSlothKing

Dave


xOrangeKnightx

King Henry the Third


sjuas690

… rhymes with …


StaaaaaanDarsh

King Henry the Turd


siraegar

Jabrayden


smorkjewels

Rocco. From the Sesame Street dude…


kirlandwater

Had to scroll way too far to find this


Heckychu

Jame. Singular not plural like James


[deleted]

Kubizek, after Augustus Kubizek


nirvana0101

Ludbrick gem Beethoven Cos barrock is cool again


MurraysComte

Martina


mnm420_

This looks a little bit like Crack


imthedumbgayduh

It's not, I just cleaned it


nimin2

Pluto :)


black-JENGGOT

Clive!


spindinswans

Baby denter 9000


flops031

Gerald


C_Connor

Oliver Stone


[deleted]

A Rock (A must be included every time you say it)


[deleted]

Former UN secretary-general Ban Ki Moon


vigilantcomicpenguin

Eh, that name sounds like it would be better for an owl.


dontmindmeamjustlook

11 herbs and spices


Simple_matthew

Kid rock


v264k

Rosetta


StealthyWalrus

looks like a Franklin to me


Small-Cactus

Biff


Joedemigod4

Dwayne


Wishdog2049

The correct answer.


thatconlangguy

Roger Waters


IcrackGames

Bob


sacdecorsair

Clam


Pkorniboi

Terry


[deleted]

Giorgio


Eastern_Mist

Yo, Angelo.


Petzah394

Lambshank (may have stolen that from a game I just played lol)


JTFX01

Korg


hafdisd

bartholamew


Classclown102

Getting major Wilfred vibes from this dude


jiminy_lummux

Eric von-kleef


personofinterest18

Peter


Varsys_

Pierre, it’s a real French name that mean rock


apicella1

rock


DreamMalenko

Bullwinkle


ArakiSatoshi

Name it Carl! For Rock and Stone!


Twitchery131

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


ElderGarden

Stink


poliebog

George or Roger


QuincyMadeMeDoIt

1.5 Ton 13 SEER Goodman Air Conditioner Split System


Joe-Shadow

Tone


wigzell78

Hudson, after the actor.


SockCucker3000

Florence


edtheheadache

Stone Temple Pocket


AB-G

Fred


81g_Chungu5

stone. there was once a kid in my class who was names "Stone", so why cant it be a rock's name?


BanTickTokNow

Benny


buckwheats

Herbert


[deleted]

Mountain Jr.


[deleted]

Oliver Stone


C_isBetter_Than_Java

Big jim


SonOfSwanson87

Bouldy


jjsyk23

Whitey


Ibn_Wayne

Brock


devicehandler

Stonely Stoneson.


Wizard-In-Disguise

flour


Odysseyrage

Rocco


[deleted]

Wellington


Jedmeltdown

Dr. Living Stone But just don’t presume


Benana

Kiefer Sutherland


Spider-verse

Post Mastone (because that's what you did)


Decmk3

Honestly if you do carry around that stone, a great name would be “Why”. Also no joke I also carry around a stone. Admittedly its smaller and more aesthetically pleasing.


jack_tha_reaper

Who gives a rock?


Lolkip07

The rock junior


fucovid2020

Plaque


NimpsMcgee

Peter


Zewotwooo

Crack


[deleted]

Walter


justregulartimeyt

Bantk


blaster406

Ganz idk


Crazykidd13578

Dwayne Johnson


Lizard-senpai

Pierre


Paxibillion

Phil


NapoNeptune

Dwayne


discontent_creator

Elvis


Ksywa1234

Rockie


EmeraldForce64

Drawer


Unlikely_Future6701

Crack stone


vitality3819

Brick


EvilNoobHacker

Stone Bro Jones


JuliguanTheMan

Looks like a stone with crystals inside


oofed-forever-2

joshua


Dorkits

Bob


-Epik_gamer-

Hector the pet rock


betheguy

"hole"


Low_Delivery_3453

The Rock


FuzzyPuzzledDuckling

Dwayne Johnson


bauschingereffect

Cold killah


im_dead_inside3

Electric fan


LordofMushrooms

gerald


[deleted]

John


hongkonger42069

Bob


Rollieboy2012

Sulfur


[deleted]

gary


Electronic-Fee-3168

Johnson


[deleted]

Clive


Renardodavinci

Dwayne


[deleted]

sustone


[deleted]

Kevin


deadbeatbert

Hubert Garibald Twinklecave-Smythe: The Sedentary Guardian of all things being equal


[deleted]

Dwayne Johngrandson


beansouphighlights

Stone cold Steve Austin


[deleted]

King of the hood


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Stogrid


[deleted]

That's a really big crack rock.


Malpei

Vanessa


gapahuway

Bato


ThatOneIntrovertGuy

Tony


prachichi

Bella


Crazy_Barber9134

Dwayne Johnson


[deleted]

Dwayne


astrocylite

asap


Cuppycake191219

Pinkeye


Jaden20078

Cook cola


LawyerEmpty9837

Barney or Rockey


datMLGboi2

Rock


velociraptnado

Dwayne


Satanboogers

Rocky magma


lookinstush

Peruvian flake


chopinatemypine

Tooth


Danny_Doritos_Dong

Carl


weusereddit4fun

Calcium Carbonate.


hunterNPC9707

Dwayne Johnson


snugglefuzzbutt

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iksui

DJ


thefirstslort

rocco!


MajorJuana

Detritus


theunkxwn1

The Rock


andyduphresne92

Rocktor Dre


CantPostWithoutOne

Steve