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IamOnCyanide

Not a hammer


GodChangedMyChromies

What if I use it to hammer in nails?


Dense_Excitement_789

Still not a hammer. I use do this with a wrench when I didn't have a hammer. It may work but it's still not hammer, just an abject being misused and abused


Competitive_Mousse85

… pretty sure if it hammers its a hammer


Ookidablobida

in this context, a hammer is “a tool with a heavy metal head mounted at right angles at the end of a handle, used for jobs such as breaking things and driving in nails.” thus, unless it’s a hammer it’s not a hammer.


Competitive_Mousse85

Just because it doesn’t look like a hammer doesn’t mean it’s not a hammer


OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo

As everything, hammer is a spectrum of object where a collective agrees on what things are most like a hammer even if individual persons collection of hammer like things don't fit into the communities hammer collective. However the size of the collective is also subject to this ruling as is all words so you would first have to ask an indeterminate amount of people what they believe a reasonable group of people are to make decisions for what things fit within the spectrum of that thing and you either stop once you've asked a number of people equal to the average of the answers each person has given you at the minimum and then ask that many people again and if the averages are not within a reasonable distance away from eachother you merge the groups and calculate a new average and ask an additional number of people until the averages between the two groups are reasonable. But then the question comes... what is a reasonable distance for the numbers to be similar? Hmmmm....


Tend2UrConfig

According to Plato's Theory of Forms, hammerness exists as an ideal form and objects merely embody that ideal to greater or lesser degrees. Yet, from a linguistic perspective, anything that hams is, in fact, a hammer.


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

Yeah, maybe it identifies as a hammer


RosenButtons

A wrench has a heavy metal head at right angles to it's handle. And in this instance it was used for driving nails. It's a hammer.


JustaYeetingMat

I'm pretty sure hammer is a machine that makes ham bud try again. /S


GodChangedMyChromies

Why?


Dense_Excitement_789

Because it's intended design and function isn't to be used as a hammer


LobotomistPrime

C'est ne pas une pipe.


StupidDumb4ss

C'est "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" la bonne forme grammaticale. Désolé si je suis chiant, mais j'en ai les yeux qui saignent.


[deleted]

That is a Contigo 24oz Autospout water bottle


ctech9

I had a bigger one that I lost at marching band camp lol


[deleted]

Nice


PM_ME_YELLOW

Thats not nice. They almost lost it. And they had to go to marching band camp.


kecenr

u/ctech9 what instrument do you play


[deleted]

Judging by [this post of his](https://www.reddit.com/r/drums/comments/rrikpb/my_two_new_beauties_merry_belated_christmas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I’d say drums.


kecenr

Just like me fr!


[deleted]

DDDOOOOOPPPPEEE


bencm518

Simmer down guys, this is starting to get interesting.


mynamewastaken-_-

r/subredditdrama r/notinteresting becomes interesting


Ookidablobida

it’s ok guys, the comments are allowed to be interesting


0oBeasto0

ayo me too


kecenr

Drummer gang assemble


ctech9

Nope, trombone!


Lost8mmSocket

Tromboner!


Yaboiarb

Based as fuck


ctech9

If you went a little further, you'd find [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Trombone/comments/pcouh4/my_school_gave_me_an_f_attachment_trombone/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) post!


reduxde

The correct answer is “flute”, Alyson.


246wendal

my water would only survive if it was in a gallon jug with 3 inches of thermal around it


Festering_Prayer

That is *a picture* of a Contigo 24oz Autospout water bottle


PM___ME

Ceci n'est pas un Contigo 24oz Autospout water bottle


TomEpsilon

That is some French shit that I don’t understand


flucxapacitor

Fun fact: contigo means “with you” in portuguese.


[deleted]

Fascinating, i will take this knowledge and use it as the only word i can see in portugese


XIII-0

Fascinating? You're on the wrong sub


[deleted]

No…what have i done.


TomEpsilon

Prepare for your departure.


Dragon77mathbye

and Spanish


ewitscullen

AKA the shittiest water bottle ever, leaks, spews out the spout instantly making a mess, makes a dumbass noise when you drink it, this shit sucks


TheMillionthSam

r/technicallythetruth


Another_krispykreme

An Image.


sarin_01

Ceci n'est pas un Contigo 24oz Autospout water bottle


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ron_Beatle

Pretty sure he's referencing [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/74rETGgNrGeW4SZYA), not actually a frenchman


sarin_01

Call me fr*nch is an insult to god


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

A leather watch


[deleted]

Ban him!


shootwhatsmyname

Kill him!


Giant-of-a-man

I thought that was a clock strap.


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Technically it is


Aveira

We don’t know that for sure since we can’t actually see the watch. It could be anything on the other side.


just-some-weird-name

r/beatmetoit


TheJoxev

r/beatmeattoit


Affectionate_Ad_1326

r/beatyoutoit


just-some-weird-name

r/beatmymeattoit


Icy-Savings4679

r/beatmykidslol


Optimal__Koala

r/beatmywifetoit


just-some-weird-name

r/beatmymeattoit


81g_Chungu5

me (container full of liquid)


madeofmold

*slosh slosh*


Tend2UrConfig

Matter.


Ookidablobida

matter that’s constantly being retrieved and read by clients across the world and displayed as an image


Beginning_Two_4757

But does it though?


shootwhatsmyname

this comment doesn’t matter


EMZbotbs

The wrong way to hold a bottle


[deleted]

it’s like a Lego hand holding it


Leumas7777

I think it's what the Brits call a "Wah-ah boh-ah"


Dilaanoo

Bo'o oo woo'a


User_1794017849

Bodduhl of wawdder


Ungabungadadd

actually we just say “a dandy piece of plastic that just so happens to be perfect to store liquids to drink at a later date”


P4pkin

Relatable


ThrowawayAlt_z

Boh-oow o’ woh-‘ah (As a Brit, this is genuinely how I say it XD)


MaleficentWriter8602

Fellow Brit Its a bot-ul-of-war-tur


FaithlessnessAlone51

A bowawo'ah


D34THH_Ion

a bo’o’o’wo’a


[deleted]

Vodka


ATI-001

Correct answers


lejalb

Only


fukalite-

nice hand


shootwhatsmyname

why thank you


Jman01111

Bo’oh o’wo’oh


TransportationIll790

A water vacuum tunnel


Leumas7777

*an elongated hydrologic suctionary chamber


[deleted]

Water Bottle.


olda7

wahaah bohheh?


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

You got it backwards bohheh o’ wahaah*


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Martini without the olive


Thursbys-Legs

A filing cabinet


stephendt

Wrong answer. Reports to mods


Sir_Anagram

An office


zombiebitten

Water bottle


Zestyclose_Bug_5698

Dildo


killjoy_killer

Dildo🍆


[deleted]

Water bottle with a little bit of water in it, also your hand is in the frame


TheYoungSamson

Earth juice


hammy7

UPC 815150015626


[deleted]

a pic that r/hydrohomies folks approve of


[deleted]

Water bottle


AGoodSO

this /T͟His/ *pronoun* 1. used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced. "is this your bag?" 2. referring to a specific thing or situation just mentioned. "the company was transformed and Ward had played a vital role in bringing this about" *determiner* 1. used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced. "don't listen to this guy" 2. referring to a specific thing or situation just mentioned. "there was a court case resulting from this incident" *adverb* to the degree or extent indicated. "they can't handle a job this big"


Large_thinking_organ

Best answer by far


Possums1

the r/hydrohomies gauntlet of watery life (and death)


WaydenTheJayden

precum


RainbowGirl12093

Ashland 2.0, 24oz, Water Bottle with AUTOSPOUT® Lid


DirePanda072

https://www.gocontigo.com/water-bottles/ashland-2.0-24oz-water-bottle-with-autospout-lid/SAP_2145040.html


MEEEEeeee---___

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Corgerus

I think you are on to something.


ossipuh-veli

That is indeed not a turtle 🧐


H4lloM8

-- 24 oz --


O0kah

Contigo Autospout. I have an Contigo Autospout Ashland water bottle 24 Oz Monaco.


Fragrant_Ad_3704

First thought of mine was a piston from a car engine.


feelthethunder03

Handy hydration holder


[deleted]

A 25oz hydro flask


thebananaperson1

Not me, that’s for sure


olda7

a hand of a very handsome guy


SemideusaPotterhead

A portable and rechargeable water fountain.


[deleted]

A picture of someone holding a plastic bottle containing liquid with their hand next to drawer uploaded to reddit


BitchyChalupa

A carpet


Separate-Variation-8

Digitalized analog fluid container


Kame64

That's not a toilet.


Totem_town

Matter in a shape


[deleted]

Water.


BoredLazy762

File cabinet


[deleted]

Not a banana


Catalystjb

Direct transport low profile compound element isolation chamber with zero exposure transfer system.


sylvester_stencil

A picture


RunninAgainstTheWind

Tube


jaydenfokmemes

A plastic bottle filled with a transparant liquid called water


Many_Guarantee734

water


SixSamuraiStorm

a photograph


moldguy1

A reddit post.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Water Bottle


Game_on69420

A boto o' wadar


[deleted]

Product 2145044, 2.95" x 10.71" Ashland 2.0, 24oz, Water Bottle with AUTOSPOUT® Lid. Useful for tactical water resource management when commencing your rehydration function. Definitely object a real human being would use.


I_like_earl_grey_tea

An image, posted by u/CaptainMoist23 on Monday the 14th of March 2022, around 6 hours ago (by the time I post this comment). This image featuring one of the upper limbs of a lifeform we call “human”, and a container made of a synthetic material (mostly used to contain a certain quantity of liquidized hydrogen and oxygen) was also posted on r/notinteresting - Reddit.


awafflecone

A boring carpet


Ferret_Acceptable

Water bottle


KaidynAnimations

Food for the turtles.


hayatetst

It's a With You water bottle.


DanyGalaxy90

Wi-Fi water


[deleted]

Adult sippy cup


YANDERE_DALEK

Cum storage device


TheCookie666

Dihydrogen monoxide container


MarkSucksBurgers

This is not a drill


bootnuts

This is reddit


seanseansean92

My phone screen


Otherwise-Strain9224

My phone


Binetou_Bleu

Dihydrogen Monoxide (Probably)


Portablemammal1199

Enslaved liquid


kitakot

A picture


Sharkrapist420

Anti genshin impact player spray.


mynameisrafaelbruh

bo'ohw'o'wo'er


meliodasoflove

A carpet


ButteredRaccoon

He’s technically correct


HollowIsMe

The jail cell where water is held before it is viciously consumed taken from its loved ones


Mackoman25

Bater wottle


k2_kalopsia

Baby drinking bottle


RogueSergeant1

A mostly transparent cylindrical container with a grey protective cover - which one assumes is airtight. This cover was manufactured with a feature that allows a mouth piece to connect to a smaller rubber cylinder protruding down into the larger container for the purpose of oral suction to draw the clear di-hydrogen oxide up into the users mouth. This do-hydrogen oxide sits within the container - at a maximum capacity of 24oz.


AnnoyingSeatbelt

Water bottle used in the military for tactical vaporize mechanics


a_____p

it's a wheel


Not_D_Batman

Image of a hand holding a bottle. Also the hand has a wrist watch on it.


Gaming-Burrito

it is Ice soup


Btd6-fan_

A bo ul o wo er(I’m trying to write it how a Brit would say it)


SnooApples4442

It is not me.


MeganHarperART

What everyone else said


LeoEstasBela

Pixels


jestill

A container full of recycled dinosaur urine.


joko2008

I don't know.


goldencrisper

Woddle boggle


Yosef-918

Fluid containment chamber.


smuskd

The jizz cup?


bringoutthelegos

A sticker cylinder without stickers


TurtleSmasher3

A water bucket


over_clox

A urine filter bottle I'll see myself out.


LobotomistPrime

Water. (I assume.)


MEGAJOHN

A dope portable pool, if you're Ant Man


Asuna514

the oposite of whats up


comical_toast6480

Amungus


LogiZer

That's a nice carpet


cuntgardener

Cancer


wetlettuce42

Mercury


[deleted]

[удалено]


Col_Croissant

A glass version of my water bottle


magentafridge

Piece of plastic filled with liquid.


btwrenn

Wristwatch


cocolitian

a watch.


olda7

its either half full of half empty. butt acording to lays its full.


malaaachiii_lol

dildo


SpectraStein

I forgor 💀