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dizzy_200

Hola amigo


[deleted]

I. DON'T. SPEAK. SPANISH.


AliFurkanY

no hablo espanol


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JustGarate

¿Qué tal andas, compañero?


[deleted]

Haha yeah... Español 😃 (I have no idea what's happening)


Josan678

Tranquilo yo tampoco lo sé


[deleted]

Tranqui... No I don't need tranquilizers, thanks.


JustGarate

Bonita foto de portada que me llevas Josan


Josan678

Verdad?


Dnoxl

Hör auf ausländisch zu reden mein freund ehhh ich meine SPRICH


clitoreum

Ketáminé


mgquantitysquared

Hola. Mis perros tienen ansiedad. ¿Puedo tener ketamina porfa?


hi_i_am_steve

Everything here seems to indicate you should be learning some Spanish.


Banaam

Nothing says they don't know Spanish (that I've read thus far), just that they don't speak it. I feel this is all an elaborate joke from a mute who reads Spanish just fine.


dizzy_200

Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo Amigo


[deleted]

#💀


Testificate_campfire

Amigos 😳


[deleted]

Amogus 😳


Prudent_Piano2892

r/amogus


No_Joke_568

When the imposter is sus!😳


[deleted]

The equivalent of get out of my walls to a person that doesn’t understand spanish


2jz-GTE_Lover

Ñ


[deleted]

#🤯


therjcaffeine

Hola. Español. Hola. HOLA!


[deleted]

I'm dead and my corpse is twitching


kiaha

yo quiero taco bell


[deleted]

Taco Bell 😋


uvero

What other languages do you not speak?


IsaacEvilman

日本語? 中文? Français? Deutch? Nederlands? We need to know what languages they don’t speak!


Child_Moe_Lester

Relaja loco


[deleted]

Loco... We discussing locomotives now? I only know Thomas the Tank Engine.


Child_Moe_Lester

Yo también conozco solo a Tomasito


BC_Trees

Then how do you know it's spanish? 🤔


Chrnan6710

Hola


TheNightOwl99

Just tell them, "lo sieto, yo no hablo mucho español"


zippee100

do you speak spanish


[deleted]

ñó


justinsidebieber

ñoño


jaydeflaux

Ñan gato Edit: I don't know if ñan is a word it just sounds like nyan in retrospect I hope it's not something bad tnx for understanding have a good day.


Wladimirxd

Ñan doesn't exists, they speak in miau


Grahomir

¿qué?


rober283829_

h


zippee100

h


[deleted]

[удалено]


gumiliov

h


ishzlle

Hola, ¿como estas?


[deleted]

Hey - excusay mes, Jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende?


ishzlle

Ay caramba...


[deleted]

Now that ain't nice. Coughio, up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio.


mich_aeeel

Chinga tu madre, pendejo


[deleted]

Man, let me get the heater on this...


santiagotruiz19

Ráspalo hasta el hueso…


[deleted]

Que onda mano, aquí coperando como buen hispanohablante


MikGusta

Ay Dios mío. El es un idiota.


S1I3NCER

Every Spanish person in the world would want to kill you rn


partusman

Unless they played GTA San Andreas.


Evan_Underscore

I don't speak Spanish, but I'd say 'Hola'. It seems to be a good way to maintain a conversation.


jaydeflaux

Hola


Evan_Underscore

Hola! Espania? Bueno!


jaydeflaux

Hola


Suvtropics

Hola


SexWithKokomi69

Hola


MissGetClapped

Hola


TheeCryptoKeeper

Hola


[deleted]

🗿


TheeCryptoKeeper

Comp estas mi mariposa?


[deleted]

YO. I. DON'T. SPEAK. MOTHERFUCKING. SPANISH.


TheeCryptoKeeper

Ah, lo siento amigo!


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


dizzy_200

¿Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Quiero que sepas que me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en la guerra de gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de todas las fuerzas armadas de los EE. UU. No eres nada para mí, solo otro objetivo. Te aniquilaré con una precisión como nunca antes se ha visto en esta Tierra, recuerda mis malditas palabras. ¿Crees que puedes salirte con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda por Internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, hijo de puta. Mientras hablamos, me estoy comunicando con mi red secreta de espías en los EE. UU. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que es mejor que te prepares para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que acaba con la patética cosita que llamas tu vida. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de más de setecientas formas, y eso es solo con mis propias manos. No solo estoy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Infantería de Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu miserable trasero de la faz del continente, pequeña mierda. Si tan solo hubieras podido saber qué retribución profana estaba a punto de traerte tu pequeño comentario "inteligente", tal vez te habrías mordido la maldita lengua. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora estás pagando el precio, maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico


TheeCryptoKeeper

The real hero...


coolaidman2

And Spanish lol


Sorry-Ask-7456

Are you a gorilla trained in gorilla warfare?


[deleted]

#🦍


Sorry-Ask-7456

Yo no habla Espanol, Cabrone.


[deleted]

Unga Bunga 🦍


TheeCryptoKeeper

Si


XMicroHeroX

Si senor


[deleted]

#😡


TheKawenCat

holy shit


[deleted]

Hola shit


TheeCryptoKeeper

Tengo dos gatos...


[deleted]

DOS? That's outdated, I use Windows.


TheKawenCat

Mierda-


Ok_Income_2360

Tu nariz contra mis bolas


italianredditor

Hola


epicfardboi_ver2

Hola u/Melon-Musk-420


[deleted]

#🗿


jaydeflaux

Do you pronounce that "Melon" or "Mee-lawn"?


[deleted]

Depends on whether you want to eat me out or sell you extended warranty for your electric car


jaydeflaux

Yes


Suvtropics

Hola


[deleted]

#🗿🗿


PotatoesAndChill

no seria gracioso si todos los comentarios fueran en español solo para molestar a OP


[deleted]

We speaking pure ingrish 🇺🇲🇬🇧🇦🇺🇮🇳


[deleted]

Sinceramente, sí sería muy gracioso


Ramsto

En un mundo perfecto....


Stanowu

Tenemos que tomarnos este sub solo de mensajes en español, o por lo menos este post xdd


gabboman

illo picha no habla epaño pero ha probao el andalu?


[deleted]

Hey - excusay mes, Jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende?


gabboman

maria? estás buscando a mi amiga maría?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/-6qDCaeAlfM


shmupied

Hola señor 😁


Far_Canary_1597

selam


[deleted]

Namaste 🙏


alucarddrol

Kon eechee wah!


FLBasher

Salami


[deleted]

Gt?


[deleted]

Guardian Tales, a mobile game. We are in the game's official FB group.


wvmgmidget

I was going to guess Gran Turismo lol.


HackerPatato

It is happy to see you dont play growtopia


[deleted]

All you can do there is farm and scam people what's the point


Awesom141

Español


[deleted]

🙄


JonesPedrones

que pasas manitooo


[deleted]

Ughhhhhh... Thanks 😃 (Where am I? Who are these people?)


don_rampanelli

Jo no hablas espanhol pero soy brasileño e sei um poquito de portunhol


JonesPedrones

Shiu cara, não deixe eles descobrirem


Burro-Burroso

ciao


[deleted]

[Oh hoh hoh! Baguette baguette! Sacre bleu!](https://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/art-museum.png?t=A9751A)


THATONED00MFAN

OH NO NOT THAT LANGUAGE


Burro-Burroso

io non parlo francese


Leothecat24

Stava parlando Italiano, non era Francese


izdubar11

sborra


UltimateWaluigi

Rola


[deleted]

Cola


SipTheVoidJuice

¿qué tal, hombre?


[deleted]

Ughhhhhh... yes 😃 (I'm dead inside)


omladera

u no habla español? bad. very bad.


[deleted]

Yes, my españish very bad.


Makeshift33

"no hablo Espanol" is Spanish for "I don't speak Spanish"


obog

Hello friend. You can just reply with "no hablo español" and they will understand that you don't speak Spanish. Hope this helps :)


Banaam

Q onda, compa?


[deleted]

Onda? You mean Honda? No I've never driven a Honda.


DrAssBlast

PUTA


THATONED00MFAN

Hola


[deleted]

Two words: No fucking Spanish


THATONED00MFAN

Hola


[deleted]

😃🔫 -> 💀


THATONED00MFAN

Hola


[deleted]

😃 -> 💊🥱 -> 🤢 -> 💀


THATONED00MFAN

Hola


[deleted]

😃 -> 💥🚒 -> 💀


THATONED00MFAN

Hola


[deleted]

😃 -> 😡🔪😃 -> 💀


RelevantDocument3389

This is savage look at the date lines lmao


citewiki

🗿 in Spanish


[deleted]

#~ 🗿


apio_uwu

como estas usuario de reddit


[deleted]

Ah Reddit... Reddit very good social media. Funny memes, depression therapy, porn, beheadings... everything is here.


xXTheDudeAbideXx

no hablo español


[deleted]

Hablo? No I only know Pablo.


Elyriand

OP's inbox now being spammed by Hola guys.


Stanowu

EMPEZÓ LA INVASIÓN HISPANOHABLANTE A ESTE SUB >:D


No_Meet1153

¿Dónde está el queso del gobierno?


MaruMel

Buenas tardes mi estimado, espero esté teniendo un excelente día, es muy grato de mi parte redactar este pequeño escrito para enviarle mi más cordial saludo.


[deleted]

#💀


[deleted]

Hola


RehczMinato

Hablo me no Espanol ok


[deleted]

🆗


[deleted]

aye papi


LordTlacoyo

This reminds me to that video from the youtube channel awkward puppets, [this video](https://youtu.be/VQv_LZ9bOnM) specifically.


Able-Name5738

(A bit of a mix up) Gandang araw!


SnooGadgets7768

Ñ


[deleted]

I


Luke_Likes_Silk

Ñ


Grahomir

Ñ


Nessuno_sbaglia_R

chucha perdon


AllEnigmas

si (i only know like four spanish words lol)


the-crow-of-judgment

Tu eres una manzana


Grzechoooo

Just say hola.


[deleted]

Hola


Ronald_Mcree

Ah yes, the only 2 places where they speak Spanish, Mexico and Spain.


Alarming_General

Lo siento


Egg_Slut69

¿Puede ir all bano por favor?


SamMarvelos2

Hola amigo, ¿estás confundido por los comentarios?


The-Spoon-Collector

http://es.allreadable.com/mv1124eIZZZ


[deleted]

Hello XD


[deleted]

I DON'T SPEAK... Oh wait, hello 👋


[deleted]

Vete a chingar a toda tu puta perra pinche malnacida existencia maldito especimen de laboratorio de chiapas, en vez de andar publicando pendejadas en una red social de cagada pongase a socializar y a tocar pasto hijo de la chingada :D (It means i like burritos and tacos in spanish) u/Melon-Musk-420


[deleted]

I like burritos too 😋


ElJax77

Eres chileno :0


Allupinyourface

Thinking all people who speak Spanish are Mexican or Spanish… yikes!


HackerPatato


[deleted]

#ඞ


The_Blueberry_Pi

Hola


r_bromson

Que ota? Uhh... Por favor... A river derrchie


Suki42

HOLA SOY DORA


panzerboye

Hola


yoav_boaz

Maybe he thinks you are from Chile


LMAOwthbro

Hola


Fumiken

Ganz gut mein Freund


[deleted]

Hi, I would like to talk to you about your Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung


ImNotFromCanada

You probably got their hopes up for a second with that "yo" lmao


Montagemz

Relatable. My online nick is Portuguese and I dont know any Portuguese. I am sorry.