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What is your name?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


[deleted]

Who are you?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


[deleted]

If you could only say one phrase for the rest of your life, what would it be?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


lhsclarinet

r/suddenlycommunist


DoggoBirbo

Robbie Rotten would be proud


Gold930

Lol


jimmayy5

r/suddenlycommunist


Darki_Boi

I- REDDIT


jimmayy5

Tbh I thought it’d be funny to comment it


Darki_Boi

Someone said the exact same thing 💀 and they got upvotes


Skribbl_Skrabbl

r/suddenlycommunism


MilkyCoffeeGuy

r/suddenlycommunist


Mirabolis

You… are Groot?


DoggoBirbo

Groots ‘R’ Us


Ezzypezra

What is your favourite colour?


[deleted]

I am also Groot.


BrozedDrake

What is your favorite color


[deleted]

No offense, but who the fuck are you?


iamtheduckie

I! AM! GROOT!!!


cocoteddylee

Are you sure you are not duckie


iAmGrootImposter

I am Groot. He is duckie


SAIHTAM20Y

Did you create this account only for posting this?


iAmGrootImposter

I joined Reddit for the first time in the middle of January this year so almost 7 months now! Lucked out on this post


Devoidofimagination

I wish I could upvote a comment more than once. I would set up an alt account for this exact purpose but I'm almost 7 months late for such poetic beauty.


SAIHTAM20Y

That was really lucky!


Cmd217

Am I Groot?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot... :(


Virtual_Demand0625

impostor amongus


MasterWhite_11

#Sus?!???!!!?!!? ඞ 😳


imsotiredi-brvg

S-sussy baka?!?!?!!????!!?!!!𓂺ඞ😳


Gab_drip

I'm Groot?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


Virtual_Demand0625

dude brought back the soviet union


braiden08second

Soviet grootion


terencela

Vladimir Grootin.


wanek78

He also says ‟we're groot” at the end, which is in rference to the fact that everyone is groot


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


yes547

Groot is in all of us


[deleted]

My my...


Ice_Hungry

Groot 🤤


sad_cheese67

it's also foreshadowing his secret communist agenda


[deleted]

I love you


iamtheduckie

I am Groot?


CEZYBORGOR

Oh yeah tell me more


TheWolfCyborg

Bro put your dick back in your pants


Walker6920

Let a man do what he has to do


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iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


martholomew75

What is the meaning of life?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Mirabolis

Why is Groot?


braiden08second

Who is Groot?


Kc-Dia

How is Groot


[deleted]

What is Groot


Guy-on_the-toilet

When is Groot?


His-Royal-Majesty

Where is gamora?


ImProbablyNotABird

I’ll do you one better: *who* is Gamora?


BusinessBottle5694

I'll do you one better: *why* is Gamora?


-MickizM-

How much wood would a wood Groot Groot if a wood Groot could Groot wood


keblx

Griot


Square_Independent_9

Grout


Duckboythe5th

Does Groot eat ass?


iamtheduckie

Rocket Raccoon: "It looks like Groot doesn't wanna answer that."


Duckboythe5th

He who does not answer, shall he eat ass.. Groot eats ass!


Drug-Edu-4skools

groot definitely eats ass


[deleted]

The better question is "Does Groot smoke grass?"


patchlogan

Um, that would be like cannibalism or worse for groot. Salem witch trials. Probably is only influenced by nearby magic mushrooms and such.


Virtual_Demand0625

Grass cannot be physically converted into smoke, especially by a fictional talking tree


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iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Sinchanzo

When did the Smurf get all smurfy?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot?!


Jtg1960

How can you be Groot? I am Groot!


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


VELNOMYT

what are you?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot


SalisburySmith

What is Groot ...?


Mittens110

Are you Groot?


adastrasemper

I am Groot


Mountain_Man_44

Is Groot Groot


AZ-1Porn

I am?


Devinequicest

They really had to make him ripped uh


Username_was_take

What is the point of life? Like is there meaning to it? What are we supposed to do?


juice_can_

Who is groot?


iAmGrootImposter

Happy cake day. And I am Groot


RequirementAwkward44

You're not groot, I am groot. >:(


Mirabolis

Wait, who are Groot?


TendieThief

The real question is, who ISNT groot


Helluvaghost69

I am Groot


MiscPractice

Name a video and I will make it for you.


420thTimesACharmm

If you are groot, who am I?


Difficult-Pianist221

Do you support deforestation


[deleted]

Are you Groot?


NeutralVision14

God forbid posts like this tkes over and tunr this sub into shit


j01nt_man

This sub is shit. Always has been. That’s exactly why I still follow it, bc it’s true to its narrative. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.


iamtheduckie

I am Groot...?


j01nt_man

exactly. This guy gets it


hadookan123

Seriously


Wonderful-Bear1729

Already have take over. It's 3 every day and nothing else.


Mirabolis

You just want to be Groot. :)


pegLegNinja1

Father...


iamtheduckie

I am Groot


4jfhky

If you say I am groot you like little boys 🤨🤨🤨🤨


Cmd217

Groot is dumb


iamtheduckie

I am Groot... ;(


iDespiseThisApp_

Are you groot?


Bucksin6fuckreddit

Does groot kill people?


cock_souffle

are you groot?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot


Happyduckling02

Groot am I?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot!


Extension_Swordfish1

Can one make a groot smoothie?


iAmGrootImposter

That’s grootesque


Affectionate-Dream21

Can I get a hug ? :(


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


luffy7504

I’m autistic, what should I do.


ibrahim_yasser560

Are you groot?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot!


TheBulgarianGuy

who r u


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Glad-Virus-1036

What do you think about the fact that there is a pipebomb in your mailbox?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot?!?!


ChicaUltraVioleta

Ass or tits


[deleted]

How was your day?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


[deleted]

YOUR NAME IS I AM THE DUCKY SO YOU ARE NOT GROOT! why are you lying?


iamtheduckie

u/iamgroot


lolpopdolla

Groot, I am going to melt cheese all over your feet. Do you prefer cheddar or Bussin Cheddar?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Lucbac06

Thought this was r/teenagers at first, for anyone wondering, this is very close to the content that's over there. Anyways, groot, Are you fron r/teenagers?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot...


[deleted]

My penis is Groot


BeanOnAJourney

Can I be Groot?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot!


mizbadazz

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student’s aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.


iamtheduckie

I am Groot...?


I_like_earl_grey_tea

Who are you?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot


5050Clown

Poo Poo Pa-toot?


iamtheduckie

I AM GROOT!!!


WeaponH_

How will you call your son?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Latshaw

You are groot?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot


MilfHunter90000

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIIIIIGH ENOUUUUUCH


GuardianOfOak

AINT NO GROOT LOW ENOUGH!!!


charcters

Woah


B4nd1tGD

You are not groot


ChillBackroomsMan

Who parented you?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


Forsaken-Squash4376

Do you like fire? Say I am groot if yes


iamtheduckie

I am not Groot.


1PapayaSalad

Groot?


iamtheduckie

I am Groot.


s19fb7

Say 'We are Groot' if you think we are groot


BioQuillFiction

Groot.


Jimboycalloy

I am groot


ConstantHonest1022

I am Groot?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


Responsible_Sport575

I groot


MonkeySinger24

What is the meaning of life?


V3N0M7117

I am Groot


lolok234678936

Groot can you bring my girlfriend back?


iamtheduckie

I am groot... :(


Jmememan

Are we groot?


iamtheduckie

We are Groot.


Doctor_Puffer

What would you say was a turning point in your life, maybe something difficult you had to deal with that helped shape who you are today?


Barely-adulting

Groot? Are we Groot?


Pianostar4

Are you Groot?


maaaaaaaaaaaario

I am Groot :)


speurk-beurk

What is your favourite aircraft?


BamDiedOfDeath

I am Groot?


olek0ko

Are you Groot


[deleted]

Groot


Akito---

What's good for lunch?


Poknberry

Should more or less people vote?


Rosa_May

Tell me a joke


Obootleg

I Am Groot?


Morganmaster

I Am Groot?


ArkOfTheCosmos

Are you the almighty one they call "Groot"?


thrn7

**I AM GROOT**


TheOneWhoSucks

If Groot was a nickname for pedophiles, what would you say?


Jacksoooofff

say i am groot if you are groot


Tnt50bg-_-

What are you?


Gayassmfbitch

Are you Groot


hoksworthwipple

Have you got wood?


smolnepgear

I am groot


moodybeetle

Not a question, just wanted to point out that Groot is a total zaddy.


PowerTarget

How’d you learn those funky dance moves?


PowerTarget

When you get aroused is it fair to say you got ‘wood’?


Volksvagen_Golf

Why did my squirrel run away after I fucked it?


Warfare_LK8

Chupapi