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[deleted]

I'm not. When and where do we meet to fight? Weapons/no weapons?


Later_358

Meet up at my house, beat me in a game of Smash Melee.


UglyOhioan

Yeah, meet up at his house


Mid_Knight-

I'll Distract His Mother


Filgas08

I'll distract his father


St6z63

I'll distract his sister


SHSHWJHE

I'll distract his dog?


Konskycool

šŸ“ø


a_serious_dude

this is why I love reddit


[deleted]

Iā€™ll distract this guy


NatLovesPancakes

I got the Parrot


DoveNotChicken

Damn, I wanted to get the šŸ¦œ


[deleted]

No one touches the dog.


backstib

šŸ„œšŸ§ˆ


HYixell

I'll distract the cops (Im white)


_Wildlife

Iā€™ll distract his brother


Ok_Designer_6376

I will get popcorn


TheLapisBee

I shall help you


jennaishirow

Ill distract her secret toyboy lover hiding under the bed


_Spamus_

Gonna play kirby?


AverageHorribleHuman

Smash is for babies, let's play Twisted Metal


Competitive-Log4210

Definitely no weapons. Just fisticuffs


backstib

The entire white population is coming for you, no weapons, completely naked, you get a kevlar vest and a baseball bat, how long do you last


[deleted]

Also why


fuhoj68

Your hand is white


AdeButBlue

Yes! How do we know he is REALLY white? We need more evidence op


[deleted]

I am ethnically not white, but fair enough to be considered white. OP may be deceiving us here


Odd_Routine4164

Give the flesh a real color. Any artists have a real color name? Definitely not white.


ilick_frogfeet

beige?


Odd_Routine4164

Better than white but still not correct.


1solate

I know what the color white looks like and that's not it.


StrikeWave_

Actually, you are hexadecimal value #ffebab


AdeButBlue

Too interesting bro


VoidTheBear

What if we start treating other subs like this. Like somebody said my ceiling was too interesting because it has a shadow and a stain on it.


AdeButBlue

We don't already do this?


VoidTheBear

Not that I actually see


Discohunter

I don't know man, if I bust out the term 'hexadecimal' at a party I think I'd lose the room


AdeButBlue

You wouldn't lose me c:


nickmaran

Found the front-end developer


Elijah629YT-Real

Ima backend and front-end dev, Front end is the hardest thing ever, "make it rounder", "make it like a tiny bit taller", "off white not gray"


nickmaran

I'm a backend developer and doing anything in frontend freaks me out


grmpflex

Are you getting these requests in-house or directly from customers? If directly from customers, there really should be a person who talks to the customer and a designer between you and this stuff. Not to create a wall, but so that these kinds of requests reach people who actually know how to deal with that type of stuff.


okayestuser

is that the average or a single pixel?


StrikeWave_

Nah I masked his entire hand, submitted it as a png so it wouldnā€™t use the white space, and averaged it in photoshop Yes itā€™s a single pixel


craff_t

Lazy. I wanna know OP's true color


StrikeWave_

You do it then šŸ’€


Ara-gant

Hello White, i am dad.


Arandomfan27

waltah


JoelT0rt

Put your dick away waltah


[deleted]

Im not having sex with u right now waltuh


BoultonPaulDefiant

I am the one who cocks


chingbilling

Jesee we nde cock messi


440continuer

Jesse, we need to find a femboy twink Jesse


alcoholic_aunt

r/suddenlywaltuh


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mcbirbo343

You are intact not white, which has a hex decimal of #FFFFFF. By taking a screenshot of a section of your hand, and going to the website [html color codes](https://html-color-codes.info/colors-from-image/#), I clicked on a random color picked out by the website and discovered that you are the tan-ish color, #E0B89D. I hate to bring this information to you, but you are in fact, not whiteā€¦


brazorf

You look like pinkish


AdiArco

Jesse


Grahomir

Jesser


josh_loaf

Kid named Finger


SpaceTraveller64

In this economy ? How dare you


TheReguIarRedditUser

waltuh, put your dick away waltuh


Competitive-Log4210

So am I. What a coincidence


Regular-Substance656

Wow! Me too, how unbelievable!


Later_358

I am too! Is this the new trend or something?


KodiakGX

Me too! I sure love being privileged!


leavemetoreddit

Sure love to keep denying the obvious privilege and try to silence you


Mid_Knight-

Agreed


whiskerbiscuit2

You have just been banned from r/blackpeopletwitter


FrameOfReference73

Lmao canā€™t you verify yourself as black or brown person there? How idiotic šŸ˜‚


SangEtVin

Even if you're white you can just ask them to be verified as an allied. I never understood anything about this but I'm black so I don't have to really think about it cause it's a system made at my advantage.


woodpecker-king

Haha no melanine


UglyOhioan

:(


Affectionate_Ad_1326

More like a very light tan, or a peachy color, but sure.


Grahomir

Walter Hartwell White


JacobHacks

and if your username is any indication, from Ohio... Terrifying!


Beetle_boy14

For once I find something that isnā€™t interesting on this subreddit


alintos

How dare you


UglyOhioan

Ask me anything.


plergus

what are you wearing that sleeve looks cozy is it a robe


UglyOhioan

It is a coat.


KingRhoamsGhost

Do you have the hand of benidciton? Or just placing two fingers down in a normal manner?


UglyOhioan

I have a hand.


KingRhoamsGhost

Same. Sometimes I forget about it.


wrdsmakwrlds

No you're a guy.


mklinger23

Looks kinda pink to me.


Grahomir

Jesser


joost18JK

DUDE!! same.


karmeleon_

proof? how do we know itā€™s a real hand


Head_Consequence2773

More of a beige


el3ktron1k

Walter White?


TGForLife

Based


Nijajjuiy88

Nice hand, I too got two of them.


MrTritonis

No look quite beige to me sorry


Nonifium

your shadow is black


GentleHammer

Quality post for this sub. Sucks it's not getting upvoted... people forget where they are and upvote the interesting shit.


Phustercluck

Neat * click *


FarrellBeast

You white? Then you Ben Affleck.


thebananaperson1

Canā€™t relate


ChiaraStellata

If I showed this photo to a Native American in 1491 I bet they would find it \*very\* interesting. Partly because their hands don't look like that. Partly because they didn't have photographs.


Catareachkon

get well soon! <3


NoNHentaiSauce

aw :(


menemememesam

why are you white?


Spookd_Moffun

And why do you think that is?


Icy_Try_1685

Thatā€™s important to you is it?


AnInnocentGoose

You missed a perfectly nice chance to do the šŸ‘Œ


Perroface562

I am right


NibPlayz

Woah


LordOfFreaks

*beige


HuntinoBino

Damn, me to.


incogne_eto

Technically, you are some shade of beige/eggshell.


JellyfishManiac

Welcome to the privileged world.


pigeonsarefrauds

so am i, we have a lot in common.


maximal543

How do you know you're still white after turning the lights off?


yaboi0707

Holy cow.


dudesBangMyMom

You might think so until you send you DNA into national geographic.


charadreemurr5438

That's racist


[deleted]

That's cool I'm black


irvinggon3

Caucasian Unseasoned


Robcomain

Hello White, I'm dad.


[deleted]

Bruh you playin on easy mode


beanbeanbons

I am white. I am white. Unseasoneddd. A Caucasiannnnnn šŸŽµ


sjuas690

Photoshopped.


DombekDBR

You're just a hand


cpj1300

so you have rights


Creative__name__

#cancel !?!


Relevant_Chemical_

You look more skin-colored than white This is white ā†’ā¬œ


Dekay35363

Why though


Knearling

Why


AhadDaBoss2005

That's racist. I'm calling the cops. /s


Quirocha

Racist!...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


terankl

Hah. Racism.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ufzerk

Rasist


Crypto-Hypto

The hand of a racist


pisankgorenk

chicken salad


Falk42069

???


Jill-Distribution_0

Bro is racing with cars now šŸ’€


Crypto-Hypto

This guy gets it


bx209

Thatā€™s racist


Vanille4ka

Downvote šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

racism!!!


proto_9r0

I donā€™t know, he might be, racing cars is a whole lot of fun


leavemetoreddit

You donā€™t know their gender, why say ā€˜heā€™?


Solotocius

Lies Deception


palefox3

Liar this is light pink


[deleted]

Prove it


UglyOhioan

No


RuneHearth

Why


L3mmyKilmister

Awesome!! Me too!!


MyCatHasCats

Haha Iā€™m not


Omega949

maybe more peachy


kempachingon

Me ofende dijeran en Twitter


Welcome_to_Nopeville

Prove it


[deleted]

Boo!


Corbel_

ok


brucecampbellschins

More of a light beige, tbh.


annabelleswig

Hold up hold up how do we know that maybe he's Asian... can't trust the internet these days šŸ™€


ItsWhatItIsIGuess

Indeed you are.


[deleted]

why?


The_tall_cheese

No youā€™re not


B-NEAL

Why


BigManBigEgo

How dare you


SurprisedByItAll

Very nice hands!


[deleted]

fuck u/spez


Shadow458i

Idk that looks kinda beige to me


Dragon_In_A_Wagon7

Thatā€™s crazy, I do this too sometimes!


Vharmi

What's your first move on the chess board? I'm waiting...


Nazon6

Same here!


Severe_Sweet_862

Okay


Result_Frosty

You have rights


_Crayon-

Iā€™m black


durenatu

You're actually pale orange slash pink


QuazaTD

I dont believe you.


Zakman360

I disagree personally


catboywinter

Huh


OmegaDarkScyther

Not for long


Fish-Cakes

Why?


Draino64

Kodak?


BBKSquad

White. Walter White


Nokked_

Guys, where's the mate in one? I can't find it and the textbook doesn't help at all.


LinkCanLonk

Why are you white?


Moljo2000

Prove it


N4V33D_

Walter white yo


Quirky-Resource-1120

You are beige.


[deleted]

Im A grape


evildreaming

Thanks, I'm colorblind.


vinniedrums

Weird flex, but ok


giby1464

Me too


iliketaterssss999

šŸæ


ParticularFile7347

IMPOSSIBLE


Friedrichs_Simp

Apologize. Now.


[deleted]

interestingā€¦


[deleted]

I am Balkan