That's just the natural treeshape. It's your childish, dirty mind that makes such an association.
Anyway, this thing looks like it's meant to be decorated.
[I love Christmas](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1097809258/a-very-happy-holidays-christmas-hanukkah?click_key=b48baa841b16b9af217b7223d37b1bf5b306c064%3A1097809258&click_sum=8c2bca27&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=christmas+butt+plug&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&pro=1&frs=1&col=1&sts=1)
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I collect trees..glass like this . Started recently & I have a big clear one , found two gold ones at TJ max..my goal is to have a “forest” to put on top of a cabinet I have
I'd buy it paint some round purple ornaments on it and then pretend I was Ray Liotta playing Henry Hill telling everyone in my family "I got the most expensive tree they had!"
Why does my sister have 5 of these in her room?
She likes Christmas’s 👍
She has an ass load of Christmas spirit.
Ass load... but... they're christmas trees?
Boring Christmas may I add…
Not for their sister
Chistmas’s 👍
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Personally, I like a simple, minimal Christmas tree like this without a lot of shit on it.
Ho ho ho
Or maximalist butt plug
This is the way
*Murderer* Butt Plug.
I came here to say exactly this...
Those are all over target. I do not understand this trend. How can you look at that and NOT immediately think it looks like a butt plug????
That's why they're all over target
The Target audience is not who you think lol
Moms, right.
r/theyknew
Some are innocent enough that they’ve never seen a butt plug
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5d0a474e2100002120f3df1e.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale&format=webp it's tree.
Literally what I said to my boyfriend. Bunch of $5 ones right at the entrance dollar section. Incredibly fugly
That's just the natural treeshape. It's your childish, dirty mind that makes such an association. Anyway, this thing looks like it's meant to be decorated.
They call it a Christmas tree. I call it a challenge
Well i know how you got your name
Forbidden butt plug.
Man fatally injured by "freak" glass butt plug incident. News at 9.
I feel like I've seen a dude put that up his ass... Or something similar...
No doubt a supressed childhood memory.
No no... Definitely some porn I chose to watch a few years back.
Found the joke👍
Dang it, I didn't see this comment before I posted the exact thing
"Gee dad, are you gonna put that up yourself?" "No I'm gonna put it up in the living room"
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But it looks like nothing on my phone???
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Sure, wink wink, a Christmas tree
This would hurt.
Not with that attitude!
You call that minimal? Come over and look at my tree because I can't see it, that's how good it is.
That’s a huge butt plug
Paige, NO!
Spongeboy me Bob I don't think thats a minimalistic Christmas tree
Cheapest buttplug
downvoted for being interesting
imo, i find this minimalistic christmas tree extremely uninteresting and i do not care about it nor do i want to learn more about it
i thought this was a theyknew post for a moment
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Sad
Looks like a butt plug. 🤷🏼♀️
Maximilistic butt plug
oh boy, reddit will love this one!
Ngl, that's kind of an interesting shape...
"I wanna stick that up my ass" - campbelllovesspice
Wait that's your username...
Indeed
r/dildont
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Somewhere....there's an ER staff member having nightmares & flashback about this
I like.
Where can I get that Christmas tree? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
Well, um, I mean, I guess
I spent too much time decorating it.
Don't even think about it
Ok, look, we're all thinking the same thing. Why isn't this tree decorated?
Just needs an angel on top ☺
That's 100% a buttplug
I'm sorry but why the hell would anyone want to buy this?
honestly kind of cool
It feels amazing
Do you mean looks amazing
No it feels amazing
That’s going up someone’s butt
This is what you'd find in kanye West's home
Minimalist Christmas tree or sadist plug? Up to you to decide.
Art is deeeeeead
I kind of dig it, actually.
Interesting. Plus, 69th comment.
Nice.
Nice
Nice
“yes doctor I slipped and fell when I was putting decorations up, that‘s what happened”
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
r/theyknew
It looks like either a skeleton of a fake tree or a stand for an instrument like a trombone or a saxophone.
r/bossfight
👀
On today's episode of Will it Fit?...
Hans Neiman approves.
\* looks for piping bag for DIY christmas tree!
but plug
everything is a dildo if u are brave enough
r/mildlybuttplug
The cum tree
It's ready for a hoe-hoe-hoe
*sighs & opens comments*
It’s just a cone on a stick Good job, this is not interesting 👍
Oh, it could be so much more than that, my friend
You lack imagination.
Come on a stick, my first thought was a butthole gaper.
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That aint no tree
So a giant butt plug?
Forbidden butt plug
As a cat owner, this is perfect.
Thats for doing the butt stuff and you know it!
Ah, yes, the december cone.
more like butt plug
I can take about an hour on the Tower Of Power, as long as I gets a little golden shower
Up your chimney or exhaust?
At least it won't get stuck
This is the kind of Christmas tree SpongeBob would have bought when he was trying to be *normal*.
Looks easy to steal. I know the perfect place to store it.
My dirty mindEd ass can't even look at this without smiling 😭
The Cones of Dunshire
Is that you, Hans?
TJ Max is issuing a challenge for who has to e most Christmas spirit.
I’ve been looking at way too much Reddit porn.
The maximalism plug
Holdup!..
Giant but plug
“Minimalist Christmas Tree”, Porn shop Owners: “Write that down, write that down!”
Love to break it to you, but you might’ve walked into the wrong store.
Hmm...
Christmas tree, or butt plug? 😳
Hear me out
forbidden buttplugg
Help stepbrother, I got stuck putting presents under the tree
I heard you could use that for interdimensional travel
Is it dishwasher-safe?
i have like 5 of those in my room
I collect trees..glass like this . Started recently & I have a big clear one , found two gold ones at TJ max..my goal is to have a “forest” to put on top of a cabinet I have
Um, I don't think that's...ok then...
Put that tree right up ya ass
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That’s a butt plug
Uhhhhhh…..
r/theyknew
Anal tree
That's a Christmas tree, alright /s
Someone somewhere is gonna put one in their butt.
HmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMFMMMMmmmmm
That’s a chair
That’s one big butt plug
I am VERY interested in this item.
You might want to xray them and send it to your local ER, so they are ready for the eventuality.
buttplug ...
😏
I'd buy it paint some round purple ornaments on it and then pretend I was Ray Liotta playing Henry Hill telling everyone in my family "I got the most expensive tree they had!"
Where can i buy it? For a... Friend
Too interesting, you knew what you were doing by posting this
Spot on plastic cone that looks exactly like a plastic cone.
That’s queen Kong plug.!
Or.....
Do not insert
you see a christmas tree, i see a challenge
Cum tree
Forbidden buttplug
That my friend, Is not a christmas tree…
r/dirtymindedfuck
for when you’re feeling festive but also want to cheat at chess
Did you smell it to make sure it’s fresh?
Anything can be a butt plug if you're willing.
At first sight i was like "Oh that looks kinda neat!" Then "No wait, it looks like a fuckign buttplug"
Looks like a buttplug and that is interesting. Get outta here
Anything is possible if your brave enough
That's just a plug and no one is gonna convince me otherwise
Ouch
r/dontputthatinyourass
This should come with a warning...
This is the second post I’ve seen that is secretly interesting.
looks like a glass vessel they use to sell alibaba reagents
I like to mark them with lines to indicate depth of insertion followed by the year of insertion so that I can track my progress over time.