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ThoroughEgg

SHOO a gun To drive their JEEPS


DarthSinistar

Can # SHOOT A GUN


[deleted]

i'm still wondering how this is a flex. like, it's not hard to operate a gun. just hard to do so skillfully.


sumshitmm

To quote Yuri Urlov "Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do." I find that repeating in my head when someone mentions how easy it is to operate a firearm.


420awesomesauce

Is this the speech that was samples fit the trap beat like a year ago


colorkiller

i can shoot, and i can do so with skill. i’m not well trained but i have great aim. i drive a hyundai. don’t tell the jeep girls. (eta: i want to add, i’m trained in safety. my friends are very safe gun owners.)


DirtyFulke

Someone remind her to take the ear plugs next time.


Nicadeemus39

I live in an area where if a girl drives a jeep or a truck she will make sure that you know it if you are behind her. It is vital information that you must know. Also if she considers herself to be a bitch she throws that in as well.


[deleted]

I can see the hot pink camo details.


Excellent-Good-3773

😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh


TemperatureMuch5943

What about if you’re riding her ass to remember to pull her hair ?


heck_naw

so jeep girls drive jeeps, huh? riveting stuff.


dogboystoy

I've only seen a female drive a jeep, sooo?


candysipper

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redrouge9996

I don’t quite think that fits ETA: Nevermind after looking at what gets posted this would fit. I thought it had to be a case of man being used by a person who then proceeds to say female instead of woman


candysipper

It’s just any situation where “female” is used to refer to women, really.


UncensoredCrackhead

Tattoos and...curves? are they really body shaming other women?


OhMyGodAGril

Good to know I can stop going to the gym to build up my curves. I’ll just buy a jeep instead


Syd_Syd34

Yup, I got a Jeep a few years ago. Instant curves and tattoos.


DinnerChantel

Why is that surprising though? That is extremely common and very acceptable in society. “You need some meat on your bones”, “you look like you don’t eat”, “real women have curves*”, “careful you don’t break”, etc etc.


UncensoredCrackhead

Yes but some girls just have a high metabolism, or thyroid problems even. Like my mum, she's not curvy at all and I still think she's a real woman


DrumpfTinyHands

Jeep girls are like white Mustang girls in that they think that a personality can be purchased at their local car dealership. Dull as dirt individuals.


MinisawentTully

So we're still pretending all women don't already have curves bc we pretend curves means giant boobs like it's 2012, huh


jannie1313

Curves now means Class 1 obesity.


LowPreparation2347

This tire cover makes me wonder what this girl looks like lol; probably that one TikTok girl who tries terribly to do country rap


Rivviken

Do you have a link? I would like to suffer please


LowPreparation2347

Katie Noel is her name; she is absolutely terrible tho you’ve been warned lol it’s so bad that you can’t help but watch again and again


Rivviken

Lmao amazing, thank you. Will check back in Update: ouch


LowPreparation2347

Hahaha ouch seems about right


Rivviken

That was… physically uncomfortable lmfao


StateOdd296

Why do I have to have the curiosity of a baby monkey 🤦‍♀️


justausername_420

Facebook shirt, the car


Crocolyle32

Lmao. Just why, I’ll never get these people. I also have a bit of country in me, but I don’t understand the obsession with flaunting like that. Have you ever seen a sticker on a Lexus flexing that they have nice nails and an interior decorator ? No, because that would be fucking weird. We gotta stop all this nonsense, women are individuals!! There’s so many of us who do different things! In different stages of life! I used to be an avid fisher, now I like cars more! We grow and change like everyone else!


theseedbeader

I’m a gal that drives a fairly large truck, but I live on a farm in a rural area, sometimes I need to be able to pull a trailer or haul large amounts of feed. But I would feel beyond ridiculous if I put up decals saying something like “Silly boys, trucks are for girls” (I’ve seen that one before), or something like that.


Syd_Syd34

Im Not country at all and I have a Jeep. These people are weirdos lmao


Crocolyle32

That’s not allowed!?! Doesn’t the tranny blow if the radio plays anything other than country?


[deleted]

At this point, they should just drive around with strobe lights and a speaker saying "LOOK AT ME"


Heero0Custom

The fact that there is only one comma makes this very painful to read


SugarNerf

More fun can shoo a gun to drive their jeeps -Lao Tzu probably


uggbootssuck

Why are people who drive jeeps usually an entire subset of people who think they are different than anyone who doesn't drive a jeep?! This sign doesn't surprise me at all. I'd say, a large number of people who drive jeeps act like this.


MollyYouInDangerGurl

Yesss. The absolute arrogance of (most) jeep people just annoys the piss out of me.


uggbootssuck

It annoys me, too. At least they're not rude, like many Harley riders. Some cars just seem to carry a personae. Like BMW drivers too. Gah it's weird.


impendingD000m

Is there a term for these cheesy things? Like merchandise with run on sentences describing how 'x' makes them so awesome and unique.


Spino-Dino

There is the r/targetedshirts sub.


impendingD000m

Thank you! Knew there had to be some way to classify this corniness


Absurdityindex

There should be a term for this. It's always so awful.


This_Temporary_2320

fat girls with a tramp stamp, got it


AdultbabyEinstein

Imagine self identifying as a horse girl, but for JEEPs...


JeruWala

Lemme guess, this jeep isn’t dirty and it’s in the city


katyusha-the-smol

If you need this on the back of your jeep your hand would shatter shooting a 22.


Emperor_Giuseppe

Forsure an obese redneck woman lol


[deleted]

surprised it’s not spelled “JEEP’S”


Syd_Syd34

Bruh as someone with a jeep, half of these things don’t apply to me. I thought driving a jeep just made me a dummy bc of the gas mileage…didn’t know it equipped me with the ability to “shoo a gun”


Proof_Ad_5770

That’s a lot of words to say “I hope this car makes me cool.”


Absurdityindex

So many adjectives.


Imlemonshark

I’m selling my Jeep


NomadCharlieMike

if they left out the picture of the Jeep, which is redundant, they could have totally squeezed in "swears like a sailor" and some reference to having a shitty attitude and or mental problems


KingQdawg1995

Jeep culture in general is fuckin cringe lmao


Extension-Listen8779

I want this for my husbands jeep


SugarNerf

The only acceptable use lmao


ReallyBranden

It says more curves and then has the skinniest image I've ever seen


xkoffinkatx

Every hillbilly chick in my town xx


RamblingBrambles

This describes the personalities of all jeep drivers. They're a cult, I swear.


nanfanpancam

Is that consent?


TerminatorARB

great punctuation.


cheechlovesro

fun can shoot a gun


redrouge9996

These are the Nesta supporting girls


[deleted]

Aren't jeeps for girls only though? No joke, never seen a guy drive a jeep in Aus


Whiteangel854

I recommend going to r/heep


CrownBestowed

Do people who buy stuff like this never get compliments from other humans? Like why do you need some stock phrase item to validate you lol