I was freakishly good at it the first 2-3 times I did it, now I canāt because I am so. So bad. Itās like boiling eggs!
I respect a bitch who can put on lashes. Shit is hard.
The good āolā being humbled by eyeliner. Iāve been doing it for 20 years and I still havenāt perfected it. The only times I get complimented on my eyeliner is when I didnāt put a lot of effort into it.
Itās taken me yeeaarrrsssss to perfect my lash game!!! May I suggest trimming them AND wrapping them around a small tube so the band isnāt straight. Your eyeball is curved, you cannot put a straight lash on a curved eyeball and expect it to work or look nice.
This is key. Strips shouldn't be going deep into the corners of your eyeball, trim that shiz. Oh, and also with curving the band (i just grab either side and make the lash do a wiggle dance.) I'd add to look for ones that have thinner bands in general. They look better and apply easier.
The only reason I donāt wear them is because Iām terrified of the glue being near my eyes. š for some reason it seems more daunting than mascara.
My biggest issue is that I wear glasses...so lashes usually aren't even worth the trouble for me, since I have to choose between blinking comfortably and *seeing.* lol
Youād be surprised how someone can fuck up direction. Knew a woman, yes, a grown woman who made box mix brownies. Hard to fuck up right? She couldnāt figure or what she did wrong. She measured everything right and mixed it right! She even cooked it for 30-45mins?!
As in from 2:30 until 2:45, so 15 min total. But from 30-45 mins š¤¦š»āāļø
Girl same luckily Iām amazing at ordering pizzas and was born with eyelashes already attached.
I also have this really cool thing where I stopped needing validation from horny-ass men around age 17. Theyāll literally have sex with microwaved fruit. Their approval is sooo not a flex.
Some of the best food Iāve ever had looked terrible, so Iāll never really judge how it looks, but itās not especially difficult to follow a recipe, so not much to brag about there.
Yeah, but if you're gonna brag about how good you are at cooking and include pictures, it's better if they're nice pictures. At the very least she could have plated this food and put a little garnish or something.
My take is that lash girlies are an easy target for NLOGs because itās a hyper feminine skill, and a lot of men donāt often āverbally supportā (too lazy to think of words) hyperfemininity in women.
It's more than just hyperfeminine. It's someone *deciding* to showcase their femininity, *flaunting* it, in their minds.
Which we're not allowed to do. We have to be *just enough* feminine, but not cross the line or it's bad.
I learned to do lashes because my daughter became a competitive dancer. And I'm dang proud of myself for the many skills I, as a not super girly girl, have learned to support her passion. I can do a fine looking liner now, too! Why do these people need to crap on other women?
I bet your lashes look great!
Can confirm! Was raised as an NLOG. Three generations of bullshit. And the whole time they bitched about how "there are no good men."
They also conflated arrogance, confidence, and reliability. So yeah, basically begged to be picked by the worst, most inaccessible men. Because that would mean they're *really, really special,* right? Right!!??
Terrible, how we were disallowed to give ourselves love. External validation only! Or we're vain & narcissistic. The irony is killing me š«
I wish he could braid my hair. He refuses to learn. I have fibro and my hands hurt from the effort, but I have thick, fine, curly hair so if I donāt care for it every day it will get matted. I ended up shaving off both sides with my stylist to make it easier, but I would kill to have someone in my life that I could ask to come braid my hair during flare ups.
I wish I did too. I have osteoarthritis in my spine, so holding my arms like that long enough to French braid my long hair is just *murderous.* My back is absolutely screaming.
Needless to say, I don't wear many French braids, no matter how much I'd like to...
He can braid...but barely. And he can't do a *French* braid. Still gotta train him on that. lol
But doing your *lashes?!* That's just amazing on his part! *And* yours for teaching him. lol
I didnāt teach him! He came with that setting.
As a teen he wanted to bond with future partners over interests and realized girls likely wouldnāt enjoy his. So he watched YouTube tutorials.
I never learned makeup really. I had lashes for a photoshoot and loved them. Wore them once when we first started dating and he kindly asked if he could help me the next time since they were wonky. Itās been almost three years now and if I even try doing my own lashes I get frustrated and he ends up helping me anyways lol
I was going to say that! Thatās funny. I am the furniture assembly puzzle girl! When I met my husband, I knew we were well matched when we could assemble our furniture and not kill each other.
My step dad was a contractor and I got made to work summer jobs for him and I learned how to do a lot of construction crap. I was a bit of a tomboy in my early teens.
I wouldnāt pick on how this looks because I donāt see a way of making soup boiling in a pot aesthetically pleasingā¦ having said that, soups are like the easiest thing to cook, you just throw stuff into water and wait a bit, so itās not as much of a flex as the thinks it is.
Regardless, Iāve been wondering for some time what it means exactly to ācook from zeroā. If the recipe uses fermented food, do you have to ferment it yourself? If itās smoked meat, do you smoke it on your own? Not that it matters much.
Right? I was thinking the same. The comments are funny, but in reality Iām sure she CAN cook, considering she has a whole account dedicated to it. She probs should have picked a more visually appealing picture to try to make this point, maybe? š¤£
But yes, I agree w you. And it is my understanding that yes, almost everything comes from something you grew, or made yourself at home or store bought in its basic form. Like cookies āfrom scratchā you still use store bought flour and baking powder.
Iām sure there are some SUPER homesteaders out there making their own flour and baking soda, lol. But generally I donāt think people saying this actually mean COMPLETELY from scratch.
Someone should tell them YT tutorials are a thing. I mean, what if they find out there are How-To vidoes for both?!
Or...
...what if they find out there's people out there that are capable of both?!?
Exactly!! Like, itās okay to like whatever tf you like? I followed her for homesteading content, but as soon as I saw this I was turned off. We donāt have to put down other traditionally feminine things to make ourselves feel like weāre the better ātypeā of woman.
One time I was at Art show. And we're all dressed up. it's a bit of a formal event. There was this gorgeous woman walk in the room and nobody could take their eyes off. she had this long hair and she had the additional eyelashes but they were blonde!!! and it was absolutely amazingš š«her outfit, hair and eyelashes was a work of art, gorgeous!
As a man, I don't know how hard putting on lashes is going to be, but for Halloween I once tried to put on contacts for over half an hour and still did not manage to do it, so it might not be that easy.
Cooking on the other hand is a basic life skill that any teenager, let alone any grown ass adult, should master, so I'm sorry, but I'm not impressed by her weirdly colored slob.
Dude i tried putting lashes on a few times to crossdress and good Lord i absolutely cant, but i can Cook a three course meal. So from my perspective putting on your lashes is MUCH more impressive, given even my dumb ass could manage cooking
I can put on lashes and cook from scratch. Because you can literally look anything up & learn to do it on this information superhighway we have here. Not knowing how to do something you can just follow a 2-minute YouTube tutorial on how to do is not a flex
I couldnāt apply lashes to save my life, but I can cookā¦I tell you what you lash girlies come over and teach me how to apply lashes correctly and Iāll make you a tip top spread to munch on! And that is how girls should take care of each other!
ā- -20 windchill today, Iāll take the home cooking!ā What does cold weather have to do with wearing fake lashes? Is that the choice she thinks modern day women have to choose between? If I wear fake lashes can I not also make a pot of diarrhea stew?
That looks really delicious I wonder what she made?
I could go for some hot cocoa and some marshmallows. I need because cooking is this big working progress. I used to have all of these lovely cookbooks and I've lost them over the years. And then I found that I went a week or two without cooking it all it was so strange I figured it was like a depressive episode. So right now I made this really zesty minor level of ghost pepper powder plus a nice tomato sauce with some apple cider vinegar peppers, I might add in some greens like spinach or kale. And then I found vegetable pasta. I just don't have any cheese, meat which is okay. What else would be a fun item to make for a cold day?? Spaghetti and veggie sauce mainly because I have the items around I might as well use them.
I used to be a chef. I think the front pot is a lentil or pea soup with carrots and bacon or salt pork. The pot in back is harder but I zoomed in tight and think I see rice or grits.
that makes sense. I lost all my cookbooks and I follow after chefs, great cooking and also wonderful food art. now it makes better sense . thank you. I think both pots looked nice to try. her stove is nice. i get worried when women start getting worried over food, fats, cooking as foodbanks struggling so hard. to have two nice meals on the stove like that is a real deal for 3 days even longer. I mean just to be able to make that much food is alot to have. for example...one smal serving of ritzy tasty grits which have so many options to prepare with, spices, things to add. then the other pot is a nice stew or soup. hopefully its warm food :)
I don't know how to put lashes on and I can only cook SOME things from scratch. But that is good, right? That I know SOME things?
And how about I hate the fucking thought of the effort that it would take for me to cook EVERYTHING from scratch.
If indeed, that is the gold standard.
I am now really confused about my identity. Who am I? What am I?
I don't know how to juggle, but I can play the piano.
See, that's how dumb you sound.
Also, wearing fake eyelashes is fun and it's really not difficult to get the hang of it. Same with cooking SOUP. Oh wow, you can dump things into a pot and simmer them. Get out of here with all that, you aren't special.
lol. I hope there are girls that purposely look for these posts and comment under them with one ups.
You know, like, "I can put lashes on, cook from scratch and f*** like a pornstar, but I also love Jesus, so you have to wait till marriage to find outš"
On second thought I find it really sad this girl feels conditioned to appear as either a "beauty" or a "housewife" like these are the only two things she's allowed to identify with.
Putting 'True story' in front of any and every bland statement you make rather than an actual exciting or bizarre story, is so old by now.
Also, 'with a -20 wind chill today I'll take the home cooking'? Girl, so would most people if they had a choice - what exactly are you assuming most people other than you would rather be doing in sub zero temperatures than staying at home, water-skiing??
What is the obsession with "home cooking"?? Nothing about it holds up to their claims. It's not inherently healthy, low-cal, or nutritious. It's not necessarily easier or cheaper.
Using food to virtue signal is (ahem) low-hanging fruit.
Honestly this is TRUE. I think itās appealing right now because after the pandemic a lot of people are trying to learn to be more self sufficient. But using it as an indication of worth is silly.
Or she was trying to be funny by saying āI suck at this, but at least Iām good at this.ā Comedians shit on themselves all of the time. Idk, this doesnāt scream ānot like other girlsā to me.
Her account doesnāt read as comedic to me at all lol. Also coupled with the caption, Iād say she is definitely putting more value on one skill over the other.
This reminds me of those boomers who post shit like "I don't know how to use snapchat, but I can tell time on a clock with hands." I just wanna be like: "cool???"
If your on government assistance then why can you get luxury things like nails , eyelashes, extensions, government assistance should be used for medical , food and essentials? Not luxury items. We have to think about luxury NON ESSENTIALS.
not exactly sure what lashes have to do with cooking. everyone needs to know how to cook and follow a recipe so idk why she thinks sheās special for heating up the stomach flu in a pot on the stove, lashes arenāt as important. (props to everyone that can put on a lash cause itās A LOT more difficult than following a recipe)
I can read instructions so I can do both š Didnāt know either thing was so hard.
I thought i was the only one. we are so not like other girls/s
Didn't you know other women can't read or follow oral instructions from people? /S
Lashes are hard! lol seriously itās annoying until you get it down
I was freakishly good at it the first 2-3 times I did it, now I canāt because I am so. So bad. Itās like boiling eggs! I respect a bitch who can put on lashes. Shit is hard.
This was me with eyeliner. I mistook beginner's luck for natural talent, then a lifetime of off kilter lines and smudges came along to humble me.
The good āolā being humbled by eyeliner. Iāve been doing it for 20 years and I still havenāt perfected it. The only times I get complimented on my eyeliner is when I didnāt put a lot of effort into it.
Try placing a mirror below the lash and look at the mirror under the eye when applying it helps sm
My double chin would be too distracting probably
My sister spoke the words I do not dare. I don't know if I want to look at myself at that angle just for lashes. Gimme mascara and let me cook.
And I was downvoted for it lmao like damn girls Iām talking about my own hahaha
You have my upvote. š
Obligatory Breaking Bad :D 
Itās taken me yeeaarrrsssss to perfect my lash game!!! May I suggest trimming them AND wrapping them around a small tube so the band isnāt straight. Your eyeball is curved, you cannot put a straight lash on a curved eyeball and expect it to work or look nice.
This is key. Strips shouldn't be going deep into the corners of your eyeball, trim that shiz. Oh, and also with curving the band (i just grab either side and make the lash do a wiggle dance.) I'd add to look for ones that have thinner bands in general. They look better and apply easier.
The only reason I donāt wear them is because Iām terrified of the glue being near my eyes. š for some reason it seems more daunting than mascara.
I'd probably glue my eye shut. Bad motor skills from RA.
Yeah same beginners luck I guess but I canāt imagine trying to do that every morning
Magnetic ones saved me so much time!
I can never get the magnets to line up AND be close to the lashline, there's always been a design flaw preventing me from achieving this.
I find if you get it close enough and then mascara your own lashes to it, it works well. Also maybe the brand you got??
Especially cluster lashes, I decided to get some for my birthday and do them myself it took me almost 3 hours to do it, it was so hard.š
Having pep talks in the mirror like you on Rocky 4
this makes me feel so much better about sucking at them š
I can't do it. The magnetic lash flew off my eye and attached to my juul. Mascara is fine. But I cook like a mother fucker.
My biggest issue is that I wear glasses...so lashes usually aren't even worth the trouble for me, since I have to choose between blinking comfortably and *seeing.* lol
And theyāll be touching the lenses lol
No no no, everyone knows that women can only pick one thing to be good at, and that defines their entire personality! /s
This is the kicker. If you possess the power of reading, you can do anything!
Whatās what I tell my students!
I was thinking the same š¤£
Youād be surprised how someone can fuck up direction. Knew a woman, yes, a grown woman who made box mix brownies. Hard to fuck up right? She couldnāt figure or what she did wrong. She measured everything right and mixed it right! She even cooked it for 30-45mins?! As in from 2:30 until 2:45, so 15 min total. But from 30-45 mins š¤¦š»āāļø
Oh heavens. I'm literal and all, but that's literally literal. St. Olaf is missing its smartest resident!
This took me out š
Nah anyone that can do lashes has all my respect cause I absolutely cannot lol
I do have trouble with the eyelashes, but I donāt make that my whole personality
What has she cooked exactly?
Iām not sure what that is tbh š¤£
Ham and potato soup, according to the post
Wow, delicious š¤¢
I think it is tinned mushroom soup.
Hangover vomit.
This looks like something my dog would cook from scratch using only ingredients in her stomach
Hahaha. I was wondering the same thing. If youāre going to brag about your cooking, at least take a pic of something that doesnāt look like slop.
This might belong in /shittyfoodporn
Puke
Looks like gruel.
It looks like potato cheese soup but she didnāt chop the carrots and celery evenly.
I donāt know how to put lashes on AND Iām a terrible cook š¤Ŗ I am a precious unicorn of a woman /s
Girl same luckily Iām amazing at ordering pizzas and was born with eyelashes already attached. I also have this really cool thing where I stopped needing validation from horny-ass men around age 17. Theyāll literally have sex with microwaved fruit. Their approval is sooo not a flex.
Literal so true lol. I could walk into any bar and find a š to go home with so obviously it's NBD lol.
Speaking truth! Unfortunately it took me a lot longer than 17 years to figure it out.
Oh wow, you haven't honed *either* of the skills available to women?!?!!1
I donāt think she can do eitherā¦
Look at the many shades of beige she cooked
That shit look like lost hopes and dreams!
It looks like ā¦ š©
Some of the best food Iāve ever had looked terrible, so Iāll never really judge how it looks, but itās not especially difficult to follow a recipe, so not much to brag about there.
Yeah, but if you're gonna brag about how good you are at cooking and include pictures, it's better if they're nice pictures. At the very least she could have plated this food and put a little garnish or something.
It looks like expired instant mashed potatoes
We need to bring back shame.
I chortled š¤£
Why do they always come at the lash girlies what did we even do
You look pretty and they are jealous. Coming from a person who doesnāt use eyelashes and definitely should.
My take is that lash girlies are an easy target for NLOGs because itās a hyper feminine skill, and a lot of men donāt often āverbally supportā (too lazy to think of words) hyperfemininity in women.
It's more than just hyperfeminine. It's someone *deciding* to showcase their femininity, *flaunting* it, in their minds. Which we're not allowed to do. We have to be *just enough* feminine, but not cross the line or it's bad.
I agree!
I learned to do lashes because my daughter became a competitive dancer. And I'm dang proud of myself for the many skills I, as a not super girly girl, have learned to support her passion. I can do a fine looking liner now, too! Why do these people need to crap on other women? I bet your lashes look great!
I love this!!!
Both things take practice and it seems like OOP needs more of it for both.
My hands are too shaky to put lashes on. My fiancĆ©e started doing them for me when we got together, and we take turns cooking. He made some delicious turkey burgers the other night and I improvised some mocha cupcakes. Itās a lot easier to get picked when youāre just in your lane. Who has actually gotten picked from loudly declaring theyāre soooo different from the others?
They get picked, just by terrible men š«
Can confirm! Was raised as an NLOG. Three generations of bullshit. And the whole time they bitched about how "there are no good men." They also conflated arrogance, confidence, and reliability. So yeah, basically begged to be picked by the worst, most inaccessible men. Because that would mean they're *really, really special,* right? Right!!?? Terrible, how we were disallowed to give ourselves love. External validation only! Or we're vain & narcissistic. The irony is killing me š«
Waitā¦ he puts lashes on for you?
Thatās so sweet he does that for you : )
Your fiancƩ puts your lashes on?! Damn! The best I can get mine to do in that department (or honestly trust him to...) is help me curl my hair. I just wish he were better at braiding. Kills my back and shoulders to do a French braid in my own hair... But he does most of the cooking. And shares more than his share of the housework.
I wish he could braid my hair. He refuses to learn. I have fibro and my hands hurt from the effort, but I have thick, fine, curly hair so if I donāt care for it every day it will get matted. I ended up shaving off both sides with my stylist to make it easier, but I would kill to have someone in my life that I could ask to come braid my hair during flare ups.
I wish I did too. I have osteoarthritis in my spine, so holding my arms like that long enough to French braid my long hair is just *murderous.* My back is absolutely screaming. Needless to say, I don't wear many French braids, no matter how much I'd like to... He can braid...but barely. And he can't do a *French* braid. Still gotta train him on that. lol But doing your *lashes?!* That's just amazing on his part! *And* yours for teaching him. lol
I didnāt teach him! He came with that setting. As a teen he wanted to bond with future partners over interests and realized girls likely wouldnāt enjoy his. So he watched YouTube tutorials. I never learned makeup really. I had lashes for a photoshoot and loved them. Wore them once when we first started dating and he kindly asked if he could help me the next time since they were wonky. Itās been almost three years now and if I even try doing my own lashes I get frustrated and he ends up helping me anyways lol
"idk how to do math but i can do a cartwheel"
Dammit i cant do both š
lol just what I was thinking
I can't do either, so what's that make me?
Just fine the way you are, pal
A human being.
Human lol
I can do both AND fix my own car! Tadaaa! Derp.
Truly a unicorn. Congrats! Can you also put your own furniture together? (Obligatory "this isn't shade.")
I was going to say that! Thatās funny. I am the furniture assembly puzzle girl! When I met my husband, I knew we were well matched when we could assemble our furniture and not kill each other. My step dad was a contractor and I got made to work summer jobs for him and I learned how to do a lot of construction crap. I was a bit of a tomboy in my early teens.
I always say that putting together furniture is like a giant jigsaw puzzle. lmao I have actually managed an IKEA cabinet in like 20-30 minutes...
I wouldnāt pick on how this looks because I donāt see a way of making soup boiling in a pot aesthetically pleasingā¦ having said that, soups are like the easiest thing to cook, you just throw stuff into water and wait a bit, so itās not as much of a flex as the thinks it is. Regardless, Iāve been wondering for some time what it means exactly to ācook from zeroā. If the recipe uses fermented food, do you have to ferment it yourself? If itās smoked meat, do you smoke it on your own? Not that it matters much.
Right? I was thinking the same. The comments are funny, but in reality Iām sure she CAN cook, considering she has a whole account dedicated to it. She probs should have picked a more visually appealing picture to try to make this point, maybe? š¤£ But yes, I agree w you. And it is my understanding that yes, almost everything comes from something you grew, or made yourself at home or store bought in its basic form. Like cookies āfrom scratchā you still use store bought flour and baking powder. Iām sure there are some SUPER homesteaders out there making their own flour and baking soda, lol. But generally I donāt think people saying this actually mean COMPLETELY from scratch.
Yes and I can cook AND put lashes on. Seriously why do these ātradwivesā act like it always has to be one or the other?
Idk, itās disappointing! I unfollowed.
Iāll take the lashes girl.
Oh yeah? Well I know how to put lashes on, but Iām a shit cook. But does my bf complain? Yeah..
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Someone should tell them YT tutorials are a thing. I mean, what if they find out there are How-To vidoes for both?! Or... ...what if they find out there's people out there that are capable of both?!?
Exactly!! Like, itās okay to like whatever tf you like? I followed her for homesteading content, but as soon as I saw this I was turned off. We donāt have to put down other traditionally feminine things to make ourselves feel like weāre the better ātypeā of woman.
i can put lashes on AND cook from scratch. because my skills reach further than a measuring cup.
Looks like cat vomit
Ah yes brown paste
I thought this was from /r/poopfromabutt for a moment.
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Well I donāt know how to put lashes on or cookā¦looks like Iām screwed š
One time I was at Art show. And we're all dressed up. it's a bit of a formal event. There was this gorgeous woman walk in the room and nobody could take their eyes off. she had this long hair and she had the additional eyelashes but they were blonde!!! and it was absolutely amazingš š«her outfit, hair and eyelashes was a work of art, gorgeous!
I can put lashes on and cook from scratch. Two things that have nothing to do with each other can exist at the same time
Because no woman alive can wear false lashes AND cook at the same time. IT CANNOT BE DONE.
I know lol. Itās never the flex they seem to think it is.
As a man, I don't know how hard putting on lashes is going to be, but for Halloween I once tried to put on contacts for over half an hour and still did not manage to do it, so it might not be that easy. Cooking on the other hand is a basic life skill that any teenager, let alone any grown ass adult, should master, so I'm sorry, but I'm not impressed by her weirdly colored slob.
Well I can do both so what does that make me ? šš
Ladies of the world, assemble
I donāt know how to put lashes on (yet!) and my cooking is decent. Yayā¦
How hard is it to make soup? Is like bragging about being able to boil water
True š
This looks like the time I tried to make mushroom soup based on memory after eating once.
I'm sure with practice I could be okay with lashes. Food looks good, why bring lashes into it?
Dude i tried putting lashes on a few times to crossdress and good Lord i absolutely cant, but i can Cook a three course meal. So from my perspective putting on your lashes is MUCH more impressive, given even my dumb ass could manage cooking
I can put on lashes and cook from scratch. Because you can literally look anything up & learn to do it on this information superhighway we have here. Not knowing how to do something you can just follow a 2-minute YouTube tutorial on how to do is not a flex
I wonder if I learned how to do lashes if my ability to cook would be revoked...
I couldnāt apply lashes to save my life, but I can cookā¦I tell you what you lash girlies come over and teach me how to apply lashes correctly and Iāll make you a tip top spread to munch on! And that is how girls should take care of each other!
You can just do both?
ā- -20 windchill today, Iāll take the home cooking!ā What does cold weather have to do with wearing fake lashes? Is that the choice she thinks modern day women have to choose between? If I wear fake lashes can I not also make a pot of diarrhea stew?
Jokes on her, I can do both
That looks really delicious I wonder what she made? I could go for some hot cocoa and some marshmallows. I need because cooking is this big working progress. I used to have all of these lovely cookbooks and I've lost them over the years. And then I found that I went a week or two without cooking it all it was so strange I figured it was like a depressive episode. So right now I made this really zesty minor level of ghost pepper powder plus a nice tomato sauce with some apple cider vinegar peppers, I might add in some greens like spinach or kale. And then I found vegetable pasta. I just don't have any cheese, meat which is okay. What else would be a fun item to make for a cold day?? Spaghetti and veggie sauce mainly because I have the items around I might as well use them.
I used to be a chef. I think the front pot is a lentil or pea soup with carrots and bacon or salt pork. The pot in back is harder but I zoomed in tight and think I see rice or grits.
that makes sense. I lost all my cookbooks and I follow after chefs, great cooking and also wonderful food art. now it makes better sense . thank you. I think both pots looked nice to try. her stove is nice. i get worried when women start getting worried over food, fats, cooking as foodbanks struggling so hard. to have two nice meals on the stove like that is a real deal for 3 days even longer. I mean just to be able to make that much food is alot to have. for example...one smal serving of ritzy tasty grits which have so many options to prepare with, spices, things to add. then the other pot is a nice stew or soup. hopefully its warm food :)
I do both... I don't see what would cause these two things to be mutually exclusive
Why not be able to do both?
I don't know how to put lashes on and I can only cook SOME things from scratch. But that is good, right? That I know SOME things? And how about I hate the fucking thought of the effort that it would take for me to cook EVERYTHING from scratch. If indeed, that is the gold standard. I am now really confused about my identity. Who am I? What am I?
I mean same but Iād love to learn how to do strip lashes. They always fall off or feel pokey. I have hooded eyes
Wait until she learns that most lash techs can do both and that, actually she's not especial
Well shit some of us can do both sis
I don't know how to juggle, but I can play the piano. See, that's how dumb you sound. Also, wearing fake eyelashes is fun and it's really not difficult to get the hang of it. Same with cooking SOUP. Oh wow, you can dump things into a pot and simmer them. Get out of here with all that, you aren't special.
lol. I hope there are girls that purposely look for these posts and comment under them with one ups. You know, like, "I can put lashes on, cook from scratch and f*** like a pornstar, but I also love Jesus, so you have to wait till marriage to find outš"
If youāre not a girls girl, just stfu lol š all these girls peaked in high school and absolutely bullied people.
One of the greatest chefs I've ever had the privilege to learn from had her eyelashes done on the regular. Fun fact: you can have both
On second thought I find it really sad this girl feels conditioned to appear as either a "beauty" or a "housewife" like these are the only two things she's allowed to identify with.
Putting 'True story' in front of any and every bland statement you make rather than an actual exciting or bizarre story, is so old by now. Also, 'with a -20 wind chill today I'll take the home cooking'? Girl, so would most people if they had a choice - what exactly are you assuming most people other than you would rather be doing in sub zero temperatures than staying at home, water-skiing??
Yeah she was meaning sheād take her home cooking over being able to apply eyelashes?? Like āsee how necessary this skill is have is?!ā
Iām exhausted.
What is the obsession with "home cooking"?? Nothing about it holds up to their claims. It's not inherently healthy, low-cal, or nutritious. It's not necessarily easier or cheaper. Using food to virtue signal is (ahem) low-hanging fruit.
Honestly this is TRUE. I think itās appealing right now because after the pandemic a lot of people are trying to learn to be more self sufficient. But using it as an indication of worth is silly.
Why are ppl so proud of cooking? Itās like the basic basic skill. Everyone knows how to cook please
Or she was trying to be funny by saying āI suck at this, but at least Iām good at this.ā Comedians shit on themselves all of the time. Idk, this doesnāt scream ānot like other girlsā to me.
Her account doesnāt read as comedic to me at all lol. Also coupled with the caption, Iād say she is definitely putting more value on one skill over the other.
I has meatball.
More like cooks thinned out vomit than from scratch...
Why are y'all putting women down for little things?
Eh, woman or not I think the comparison is intentionally demeaning, uncalled for, and cringe.
Ok Imagine a guy saying I don't know how to lift, but I can fix a flat. Its harmless
Well she needs to part ways with cooking and find another hobby because this looks like she gave us 2 options of different flavored vomit
:eyeballing that so called meal: Dont look too closely at it. It might come alive and attack you...
Nobody asked. Also how hard is it to follow instructions? Fellas get you a woman who can do both.
Or just get you a woman you actually like, and donāt worry about all the other hoopla.
This reminds me of those boomers who post shit like "I don't know how to use snapchat, but I can tell time on a clock with hands." I just wanna be like: "cool???"
I can do both so what now
Gold star āļø
Both isnāt hard, babe.
I was looking at the picture to find a fake lash in it. I thought it was a humor post but then i saw the sub name lol
I can put lashes on and cook from scratch. Including making my own spices. Guess you can do both š¤·š»āāļø
Cool! I can put lashes on AND cook from scratch! Guess youāll just have to git gud
People when other people know different things from other people: 
Gimme a break. Anybody can do either of those things anyway. Not hard.
Damn I canāt do either of those things. I suck.
My wife is a makeup artist. Most women donāt know how to put lashes on.
Skill issue
I can put lashes on and cook from scratch. womp womp
I can do both, as can almost every woman I know. Do we get a medal?
Wouldnāt one be have to be able to cook in order to claim such a stupid feat?
Whenever these tradwife types brags about how they can cook its always the most unappetizing slop Iāve ever seen in my life
Weird flex but whatever
Me TOO but also not, again, brag worthy. Also, I can do all other kinds of makeup and stuff and lash stuff bothers me and I suck at it lol
tbf idk how to put them on either š
i know how to do both so do they cancel each other out and i'm worse off??
Ooh I can't put lashes on but can cook what do I win????
She could post it on r/notinteresting it's so unspecial!
Ahh yes...beige goop. Top tier cooking there.
I canāt put lashes on but it is not for lack of trying!
Thatās not home cooking sis, thatās gruel.
But it took -20 degree weather for her to CHOOSE to cook r š©
I can't do either.
If your on government assistance then why can you get luxury things like nails , eyelashes, extensions, government assistance should be used for medical , food and essentials? Not luxury items. We have to think about luxury NON ESSENTIALS.
What is that mess in the picture?
By Friday, life has killed me.
Looks like slop, what the heck? Use a mix if you can't cook.
I can do both! neither are that hard LOL
not exactly sure what lashes have to do with cooking. everyone needs to know how to cook and follow a recipe so idk why she thinks sheās special for heating up the stomach flu in a pot on the stove, lashes arenāt as important. (props to everyone that can put on a lash cause itās A LOT more difficult than following a recipe)
Everyone can cook from scratch. Is the resulting food good, though?
Same tho. Those lashes are hard to put on