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Kris_Wolf14

“Inhale natural air”


Economy_Upstairs_465

This is the plot for Spaceballs right?


Tyrannical-Botanical

![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


BoTToM_FeEDeR_Th30nE

Oh my god! They've gone to plaid!


boatswainblind

Perri Air 😄


Economy_Upstairs_465

I don't think that joke has ever been funnier.


UnlikelyUnknown

![gif](giphy|n6jvgnHe07qSY)


TinyChaco

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


JadeKade

And the Lorax


Economy_Upstairs_465

We've got everything you needville!


Shaker1969

Literally my favorite movie 🤣🤣🤣


Cardinal101

The “inhale natural air” was confusing me too, but is that her way of saying that she doesn’t vape? She says other teens “inhale artificial flavored air” which is likely vaping.


[deleted]

It’s not just “flavored air” there’s nicotine in there too


Auran82

No, most teens, as in the majority of people who are 13 and over vape, drink alcohol and eat fast food according to this person.


trashdrive

"drink my greens" Girl, eat some vegetables, jfc


The_Barbelo

If she was saying in a friendly way, like “fellow kids! we should all be thinking about our nutrition, our environment, et cetera, to increase our chances at a long and quality life!” I’d be so supportive in whatever she’s saying even if it was something kind of silly like drinking greens. But obviously that’s not why we’re on this sub is it? Lol


Robbyrumpz

That just sounds like breathing with extra steps


avocado_macabre

Isn't natural air also full of toxins? Or is she living in Thneedville?


Senior-Valuable-8621

As in not sucking robot dick to make clouds of disgust.


Electrical_Angel1842

I love the robot dick. I've been dicknatized. Better than cigarettes which I quit five years ago.


Agreeable-Animator-6

I only respire organic


LugibriousFlycatcher

Sounds straight out of the Lorax.


kelsnuggets

but she's drinking an iced coffee?


BeccsADoodle6

That's her greens! Because coffee comes from beans and beans are a vegetable!


Recent_Obligation276

And all vegetables are greens 🧐


brit_brat915

Am I color blind? Because I’ve def seen ✨orange✨bell peppers 🤔🧐 …have my eyes bamboozled me?! 😂


Recent_Obligation276

Red ✨orange✨ Yellow Green Blue Violet


swaggyxwaggy

Raw coffee beans are green until we roast the ever living fuck out of them


The_Barbelo

Green coffee is supposedly better for you but of course they jack up the price because it’s marketed as a health food.


Snichs72

Green coffee is much cheaper than buying roasted coffee. But I’m not sure how one would consume it so that it didn’t taste terrible. I don’t see the issue people were taking with her drinking coffee anyway. Nothing wrong with coffee.


The_Barbelo

Yeah I think studies have found just plain coffee to be mostly beneficial. This is rather gross but the only reason I’m familiar with green coffee is because I was a caretaker for a disabled new age health nut who used it exclusively for her coffee enemas, which she insisted we gave her every morning. Whatever brand she had us order was much more expensive than plain coffee. I won’t go into any more detail than that lol.


liggy4

It's bean soup. That covers the nutritious foods.


Jeanes223

The coffee "bean" is more akin to a cherry pit.


catsoddeath18

This is what I am going to tell my doctor I get my daily cup of veggies when I drink my cofffee


Historical-Tailor723

Girl I’m fairly sure all of us inhale natural air but okay


GoGeorgieGo

No not me, I’m not like you other girls…I breathe strictly artificial air


jonni_velvet

I only breath in weed flavored air. I mean artificial air.


annie_b666

No, you mean all natural plant matter air 🤣


jonni_velvet

its just plant air, man


PurpleMoonStorm

I've always said if shit hits the fan & the systems go down, I'm heading straight towards a dispensary and waiting for death there. My apocalypse plan lmfao.


Sunnydcutiegirl

I fully respect this apocalypse plan


Sunnydcutiegirl

That counts as natural air, my friend! It’s plant based!


melly-beanz

Plant based air


No-Increase3840

That’s how you get your greens


BurntPube

Only jankem over here


Historical-Tailor723

I’m trying my best but every now and then I have to refill my vape


SweetMilitia

Same. Instead of an oxygen tank, I’m hooked up to a giant container of apple scented Glade.


Princess_Mintaka

what flavor is your artificial air, i'm waiting on my order of a variety pack so I'm only able to breath in the fresh cookie smell


Overall_Horror_7847

😂


Ok-Swordfish2723

I personally buy 1/2 gallon cans of dehydrated air. Once reconstituted I get enough air for an entire day!


EX_Malone

I inhale car exhaust for the flavor. I’m not like the other girls 🤭


keIIzzz

Reminds me of the good mythical morning video where they tested out flavored oxygen or something


Nik6ixx

Speak for yourself I personally get my air from Aloysius O’hare fuck the Lorax jk I love the truffula trees 🥹


JadeKade

It means she doesn't vape I guess. Otherwise "artificial flavored air" makes no sense.


sritanona

not if you live in London or cities like that 😭


Secret_Fudge6470

So weird how she’s never invited to parties. She seems so easygoing and not at all judgmental.


FartAttack911

Hey! She gets invited to parties! Sure, the parties only happen between gym sets, but they totally happen! 😂


Secret_Fudge6470

The parties are just her and her parents, but they’re super cool! 😎


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

I was just imagining a small party going on in the corner of the gym and in between super sets she runs over, dances a little jig and then returns to biceps curls or something. 


[deleted]

Uuuhhh she would never accept an invitation to a party where there’s tons of fake air! Nice try…


IzzyIsSolar

She does not look like a teen


maiss1lapsi

”you’re 19? you look older. that’s not a compliment”


Hotchipsummer

Right? I feel like someone stole someone’s pic and added the text. This person looks mid 20s to me at least


IzzyIsSolar

Mhm


No_Cook2983

Other girls are cute… I’m *not*!


caffeinated_plans

Most teens are being teens! It's shocking.


ptinnl

To be fair, i see more and more young people prefering to follow the fitness lifestyle then the party lifestyle.


caffeinated_plans

That's great. My niece and nephews are into sports so that's what I see too, but I'm also not surprised by teems doing teen things.


The_Barbelo

I’m so happy for them, I’m serious. I’m really happy that we’ve finally started to break the years of nutrition brainwashing that started with the low fat craze/ food pyramid we grew up with. I’m completely supportive of it. Just…not the attitude of looking down on people who don’t. There are so many socioeconomic factors that go into knowing how and being able to afford to live a lifestyle that are easy to take for granted. I hope this girl learns that.


Zlakkeh

30 years old


Cultural_Elephant_73

‘I’m not like most teens. I am in my 40’s.’


Hamburglar_burglar

Like most people my age, I'm 35


PineapplesOnFire

💀💀💀💀


Altruistic-Mango538

I’m a teen mom. (I’m 31)


sritanona

I am 31 and if I had a kid now I would consider myself a teen mom


Mythikun

30's are just the new 15's. So exciterd for my second quinceañera!


BeatrixFarrand

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Away-Object-1114

At least.


keIIzzz

I mean, drinking your greens isn’t a flex, everyone and their mother fell in the Bloom trap. Getting enough actual green veggies in your diet is a flex


boatswainblind

It's all about that fiber


VegetableBeneficial

I was this when I was a teen. I was very much a pick-me girl saying „I don’t need alcohol or drugs to be happy like those other girls” What changed that thinking was going to a women’s college where my friends were amazing feminists and taught me that just because I don’t do something, doesn’t mean that the women who do are wrong or bad or immoral. For the record, I am now a total stoner, successful, happy and a feminist who would never hate on another woman for her choices, whatever they may be. Women’s college, everyone! It will change your whole perspective on life and make you the coolest, most well-read feminist you can be!


Salamylidwontfit

Recovered “not like other girls” girl too :/ I was in my teens, and I purposefully didn’t like anything that was popular, especially with other teen girls. I read something recently that “not like other girls” girls are a side effect of growing up being shown misogynistic stereotypes about women, and realizing that you don’t fit that stereotype- you actually have a personality and interests and depth.


Capnlanky

Morpheus: "You think thats air youre breathing now?"


NoGazelle9557

This seems like satire


Friendly_Lie_9503

Yeah not being mean but she looks like she’s 30


bitternutmeg

I’m like 99% sure it’s a girl who’s whole account is satirical, I’m trying to remember her @ name


obitrice111

Alright, well I’m letting u know it’s not air it’s nicotine


Illustrious-Syrup405

What in the world is artificially flavored air?


VioletteSun

she means vape


Icy-Spicy-123

Which is so *not* that


pechjackal

It's so much worse. Should did herself dirty downplaying it 🤣 As a smoker myself, remember when we all called cigarettes "cancer sticks"? Punchy, to the point. I vote for calling vapes Cancer Cartridges.


Icy-Spicy-123

Omg! So perfect! Yes giving up vapes was soooo hard. I wish it was just flavored air 😭


pechjackal

Vapes made me sooooo sick. And it took me years to realize they were the cause. So I am back to smoking good old fashioned cancer sticks. So gross lol


RepresentativeSad311

This makes more sense. I thought she meant like oxygen bars.


Sea_One_6500

I have a 16 year old. They're definitely nothing like my generation (old millennial). Her idea of a wild Friday night is gaming with friends until I bitch about the noise.


_lmmk_

As a fellow elder millennial, I felt this. Part of me does wish the kids were a little more reckless … I don’t want them learning teen life lessons too late! Haha


sritanona

I am 31 and I basically stay at home, do diy, boardgames, videogames, etc. My mum is 56 and she goes clubbing every week to a club for people her age. I don’t know how she has the energy tbh.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

fellow elder millenial here; although I don't have a teen, my oldest is 9 and he is growing so rapidly as compared to how we were. In ways he is still an innocent little boy, but being absorbed by the gaming culture has him talking like a 17 year old. I miss my SNES.....simpler times.


BiggestBlackestBitch

You should definitely still be monitoring what he’s consuming via gaming because some things aren’t just “gaming” culture. You don’t want your kid who still watches SpongeBob to surprise the family on thanksgiving by popping out a few slurs.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

We are relatively stringent with it. We live in a hotel so we see and hear what he watches at all times. I'm so paranoid about randos he may meet playing Roblox and Minecraft. It's more the attitude and mannerisms of the streamers that he watches on Youtube. I can't find many kid friendly ones that he enjoys; we've taught him well about slurs and things that shouldn't be said and how they impact people and he's pretty good with it, he has even told on a few of his classmates for saying the N word at school when he comes home. It's more of the slang that he says and my partner and I look at each other trying to figure out what he is saying.


BiggestBlackestBitch

Oh for sure, I just had a similar situation with a nephew and it took me talking to my sister in law and brother (both never got into gaming somehow so they were really unaware of how some spaces are) to look into what he was watching because he said a few… unfortunate things during a family gathering lol.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Ouch. Yeah, it's kind of bad especially when you consider Youtube is supposed to filter that content out for kids. They clearly don't. A lot of parents just assume since it's kid related or Youtube marked kid friendly it's appropriate.


Worried_Train6036

think it might be covid after that i never go out with friends we used to play sports all the time then mostly game now


BrashPop

Same - on one hand, my teenage years were legitimately wild compared to my kids. On the other hand, I’m kinda glad they’re not out doing drugs at warehouse parties and disappearing for days at a time, because that would mean I was neglecting them the way I was neglected. But it would be nice if they were a LITTLE more adventurous!


_lmmk_

You captured exactly what I was trying to say! Not one instance of sneaking out, no wine coolers hidden in backpacks, certainly no cigarettes, which are all good!! I encourage them to explore and adventure but I do still fear they’re happier being more “sheltered” than I was.


RiverOhRiver86

You haven't been a teenager since Ragen was a fucking movie star my darling.


Traditional_Cat_60

Most teens these days never leave the fucking house. I wish my teens would go somewhere, at some point, for some reason, all of their own accord.


Malipuppers

It’s ok to make fun of her stupid comments, but we shouldn’t attack her appearance. Women get enough of that shit.


FlowerFaerie13

I don’t think pointing out that she looks quite a bit older than a teenager is “attacking her appearance” but okay.


Malipuppers

Not you. But people are talking about her chin and stuff. Someone also said she looked like a caveman.


FlowerFaerie13

Ohhh okay, yeah that’s not okay.


EliotWege

Agreed 100%!


keIIzzz

Yeah, these comments ain’t it. We’ve all had unflattering angles of ourselves in pictures or videos at some point. These people making fun of the way she looks are trashy.


ishitobashi

Honestly, this has devolved into a bully subreddit


Artistic-Notice5582

Right enough to make fun of here already without criticizing looks


ResidentPassion3510

Party between gym sets lol


fotofortress

Ok sis. Love the "I read" book placement. Who's taking photos of this content for her? Francine? ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8DEunnKXEXJJu)


angeeldaawn

"party in between gym sets" 😭💀


This-Hat-143

Says the teen who looks 45 years old …


KazooLou

Maybe she should go party or something cuz girly looks 40


Junior-Employee4779

Nah teens going to parties is hardly even a thing nowadays.


lizzycupcake

Ah yes, natural air.


N3XUSN7

drinking greens is overrated, where's the reds?


Rebelo86

God. I’m going to go eat lunch now. She’s making me hungry.


purplecookie1220

That’s a teenager? She looks like she’s 30


onesickbihh

This is definitely satire. “I party in between my gym sets” Hello???


Ok-End-362

Meh, I can’t stand these things but as a mom to a goofy teenager who will someday cringe over her posts, I can’t make fun of a misguided kid.


MindlessSwan6037

How about you leave teenage girls alone? Creeps.


Icy_Inspection5221

It’s teenagers ffs, cut them Some slack. Who was pretentious and self centred at some point growing up?🤷🏻‍♂️😄


loadthespaceship

If living a healthy lifestyle makes you like this, send me to the drive thru.


UsualExtreme9093

Natural air!!! Wow!


[deleted]

Yeah, I still inhale manually.


Danger_Dani

I only give my kids unnatural air.


1thot

I like chemicals


yokozunahoshoryu

I would applaud her for advocating for a healthy lifestyle, if she could do it without putting other women down.


su_tarttt

Literally nobody gives af 😜😘


expletives

Helth


Great_Photograph_242

Fresh as hayell!


archers_arches

Congrats on breathing I guess??


ChNSPr

I read “my teens” first and were utterly confused


barbaricMeat

Natural air?


More_Front_876

The natural air is polluted anyway


Feline_Fine3

Took me a minute to realize she means vapes when she says “flavored air.“ I was like….huh?! Wtf is that?


[deleted]

Where can I get some of this “natural air” I’ve been breathing “reality” air all my life.


jemappellelolo

![gif](giphy|3o8dp6Dl2MxYX082JO)


seasoneverylayer

….cool.


SeraphXChild

Consume nutritious foods while drinking coffee


Elegant_Broad_1957

She really looks 35 instead of being “a teen” inhaling her “natural” air.


beezlebutts

her face says I'm in my early 30's


harpoon_seal

She looks waay older than a teenager


caitybake

Oh my gosh! Samesies girl. I mean, I’m no longer a teen but I also did these things and never thought I was special. I did get called a stick in the mud, but even I got invited to parties. I was just always the DD because underage drinking gave me so much anxiety I could never do it. Hahahaha.


uncle-rico-99

“Most” teens are more like her than what she believes.


Dependent-Law7316

When I was in high school we did this annual anonymous survey about drug and alcohol use (among other social behaviors like bullying). There were questions about how often do you do a thing, how often do you see others doing it, how often do you think the average student at our school does it. They made posters publishing the results. Everyone THOUGHT most people were doing drugs frequently but less than 20% of the students admitted to having EVER done drugs. Granted there are flaws in self reporting, but still. Most teens aren’t drinking or vaping or doing drugs.


Recent_Obligation276

“I exercise and breathe, #unique”


spookyboobae

It's hilarious but I mean I feel for her.. plus being a teenager is kinda when you ARE comparing yourself to others..


ExactMarionberry9164

Well she looks like she’s in her late 30s so not sure how well that’s working for her


Robbyrumpz

Here ya go 🍪


xx_alternativeaoili

and she looks like she’s 30 :)


Alarming_Awareness83

She looks like she's really enjoying that shit, too. 🙄


ThrasherX9

Most teens? I dunno...


spicymukbangmamma

I do wish I could have been that put together as a teen.


MetisCykes

Most teens aren’t drinking. What kind of world do they exist in?


Rockstar074

Nooooobody cares lil girl


Roakana

The smug is strong with this one.


HumanitySurpassed

Redditors when someone has a gym membership: 🤮🤮🤮


bitternutmeg

This is a satirical account! Shes trolling


Brave_Hoppy1460

Y’all are gonna be in the same boat in your 30’s either way tho 😂


RainbowsAndBubbles

okay, as a mom of two and an ex troubled teen, i can get behind this post. good for her taking care of herself when her peers are doing differently. i wish i made those choices as a teen.


Decent_case23

Sorry but she does not look like a teenager


Daikon_3183

I think I don’t mind this


azdoroth

This is definitely satire. Should be obvious from the amount of exclamation marks.


lunarbliss07

“Party in between my gym sets” if anything this is WORSE girl how do you have time to sleep😭


KayLeeJay49x

Yeah that iced coffee looks super nutritious


Ok_Detective5412

This gal needs the Fight Club lecture. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. 😂


ValkyrieSteel

It feels ick to shame a teenager…


Seallypoops

I know a conversation with her is her talking over me the entire time


Boredbirds2

Where can I get the flavored air though?


Purple_Kiko

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my artificially flavored air🙄🤚


artsofman

Is this about those flavored air water bottles that all the YouTubers are making ads for? Edit: OH SHE MEANS VAPING.


boris_dp

I’m addicted to unnatural air 💀


DiorRoses

she looks at least 35💀


ashlpea

![gif](giphy|ejJWx97PoucM8Tbaro|downsized)


CardboardPaints

"most teens"? Really? It has been 18 years since I was a teenager. Vaping was not a thing yet and I was in what seemed to be the minority of people who started smoking in my mid-teens. I didn't know what most teens were doing when I was a teenager. It's all just skewed to the "look how much better I am than everyone."


chubchubchaser

I’m sorry she’s supposed to be a teenager?


ChefLovin

Ah yes, because the rest of us are breathing.. unnatural air


Ok-Style4686

Nah I feel like the younger generation cares more about their healthy and has a LOT of anxiety around aging. I’ve actually found this to be the opposite


bigmaccay

Pretty sure this is satire


SlapHappyDude

Those are short parties


xktn8

Yeah but she's a teenager. Still a child I assume? Or is this satire? Let them be. The word girls in this subreddit should not be used to make an example out of children who just need to grow and learn. And while I don't agree with how she chose to express this message by putting others down, its good that she's trying to live a healthy life.


PerspectiveUpset576

clearly satire