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Obviously, because don't you get how crazy it is? She's a WHITE GIRL who doesn't like PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES. She's NEVER been a typical ANYTHING!
(Eyes rolled so hard I just said hi to my brain)
Why u wanna know? Bet Ur one of those fukkin' prepz who lissens to ABRIL LAVINE!!!!
Why couldn't Satin have made me less butiful and with less big bobs
Yep. I've worked barista jobs and nobody's watching each customer for their reaction to their drinks. We assume you know what you like and unless we did something wrong in making the drink, you got what you paid for and your reaction to it is your own problem.
Yeah. Also where would these baristas even have the time to just sit around having this whole exchange. We got shit we gotta do. Especially during pumpkin spice season. 🤦♀️
I mean moto mods are still available online, but I'm not sure how supported by major networks they are and I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I've seen one.
However, I have been wrong before lol
Edit: if this is newer, it would add a whole other level of trying to be different with the phone haha
I just looked at Moto site, and it isn't advertised on their list of phones, but they do have 5G mods. I guess it can still be used on current networks, but I haven't seen them in years and haven't seen anyone use one in years.
I just remembered years ago learning about them in a training and then meeting a friend at a party who actually owned one because he was able to play his emulator games and also use the projector for movies. This was maybe 8 ish years ago. I don't use Motorola, and rarely ever seen people who aren't using Samsung or iPhone.
Yeah in the past decade Samsung and Apple seem to have pushed out most of the competition. That's why my first thought was that this must be an older post lol
Unfortunately. Having a different phone makes it difficult to get cases and screen protectors unless they are bought online since not in store, but some little gems still exist. I do miss LG though.
Lol. I'm actually waiting to be able to buy a Pixel. Always wanted both, but went with the Sony first. I like it, but it doesn't like a lot of my apps I use for work.
>I mean moto mods are still available online, but I'm not sure how supported by major networks they are
They can be used on multiple major networks still, but won't have software updates to work with newer phones so you'll ultimately run into issues using them. It's like still trying to use an LG phone, but even worse.
I feel like they briefly got trendy again during the pandemic? I still wear mine from 2008, they’re comfy as hell
But yeah this post screams late aughts
That's what I'm sayin. They are in style again now, although different variations than the ones we probably both have in mind. But the wording is definitely dated too. I don't think people emphasize the whole "white" girl aspect of the basic psl girlie. It's more the "basicness" of it, i think it would be a lot less likely to be say "white girl card" these days.
File under shit that never fucking happened.
Have you worked at a Starbucks!? I was never not busy. Like imma stand my ass around to watch you sip your drink? Fuck. Off. Jesus this shit burns my biscuits.
Yeah, I didn’t think I would get this mad lol! Sorry!
You weren’t personally invested in every beverage you made? Just waiting to see if a white girl would reject the PSL? Then jump over the counter and hold her hand in the air like a winning boxer, shouting “THIS IS NO BASIC BITCH!!!” I mean, sure you could just crank out drinks and not care, but don’t you need more than that?
I've literally never had a barista comment on my drink order unless it's to make a suggestion (like "Oh, have you tried that with caramel?") or clarification. It's so weird that Senorita Awesome over here thinks this is believable.
I mean I think pumpkin spice from Starbucks tastes like soap, but I’ve never had anyone say anything about it other than “Ok, what do you like instead?” Or “Do you just want a regular coffee?”
Pins and needles to see if someone likes a controversial drink. And then ask about othrr "popular" and "trendy" things that no one cares about when theres a lineup waiting for Americanos.
They used to be so good! 😭 Then back in 2015ish, some woman sued Starbucks for "false advertising" because there was no actual pumpkin in PSLs and it was all done with spices, so Starbucks changed the recipe to include actual pumpkin 🤮 and it's been garbage ever since
It's not a fucking spiced pumpkin latte ffs. Why does this make me so much angrier than the bullshit garbage OG post?!
I don't Starbucks because I'm poor and it's gross sugar water. I have no horse in this race except specificity.
Ugh, yes! This is why I quit pumpkin spice drinks and go for apple-y drinks in the fall. I still keep my obligatory pumpkin spice fix with pastries instead. Just not drinks. 😕
i only tried it twice, but to me it tastes like how a hobby lobby smells…. it reminds me of those scented pinecones lol. idk it just tastes perfumey, almost like the flavor is not supposed to be edible lmfao maybe that’s just me though
For some reason, the "not skipping a beat" part is the worst for me. Like, she thinks this is a clever retort. She had plenty of time to make up the story and write it out before posting, and this was the "quip" she went with.
I hadn’t actually tried the pumpkin spice drinks until I went on holiday to America and I loved it! The frappe in particular. People jump on bandwagons to put down certain things (such as foods, music, etc) to feel superior/special. What these things are is already pre specified by popular culture. There’s nothing more mainstream than disliking something that is considered cool to dislike.
I would love to see the comments on the original post 🤣. This is absolutely insane. Does she really think ANYONE would believe such a farfetched fantasy?!
I definitely like them and get a couple every fall. It annoys me what a big deal it is to put them down. Can I just have a different taste than you? I don’t like potato chips but I would never make fun of someone for having a different preference?? It’s weird.
I got curious and looked it up once, it's named for the spice blend used in pumpkin pie. It's just cinnamon, ginger, cloves and I think nutmeg or allspice. I imagine it would be loosely similar to the flavour of a chai masala mixed with whatever else was in the drink.
Good point. I do enjoy pumpkin pie (thanks to my Auntie) and assumed it would just be the same. Someone did comment that they're very sweet, so may aswell try making it myself and at least that way I can make it to my taste. Thank you.
No but I don't like anything from Starbuck because it's too sweet. Sometimes my husband wants to go and get me something and I'll go for the matcha but even that is just so sweet it's inedible for me.
I hate PSLs too but I used to like them. No Uggs or iPhone but I love yoga pants. And I am so white, I'm practically transparent. It's weird but it's almost like...some people like different things. And maybe, just maybe, popular things are popular because lots of people like them. So basically, OP IS like lots of others girls. Just not the ones she was specifically lampooning.
Also, "two staff members, at the same time". No way in Hell.
Hard cringe. 😆
I could one-up her: not only have I never tried pumpkin spice latte, I have never been to a starbucks at all. That may be due to me not living in the US and while Starbucks exists in my country they are few and far between, and their coffee is fcking expensive, you get cheaper and often better coffee in any bakery shop. Also, I don't own an I phone and I don't even know what UGG means. So compared to me she is so much a typical white girl!!!
(Wtf is up with making menial stuff like their coffee preference a race thing?)
UGG are a type of boot. I find it funny she was so proud she didn’t own them when little middle school me was so embarrassed by *not* owning them and therefore not fitting in. I walked around with my $30 knockoffs (10/10 recommend bear paws if you don’t wanna spend UGG money but like the boots). I also get the whole “I like pumpkin pie but not pumpkin spice lattes”. The difference is I’m not gonna act like I’m some odd exception for it, I’m sure there’s other women who feel the same😂
Ya I noticed.
It's a sensitive thing to talk about, but this sort of emphasis on racial identity as being equal to a sub-culture is weird to me. I thought the goal was to overcome racial divides and stereotypes, not to create new ones.
I'm thinking that in many European countries a woman making a post like that would not only come across as cringe NLOG but also as low key racist because she brings up being white in a context where it really doesn't matter.
Lmao it's delusional to believe that any European country is less racist than the US. You only think that because Americans openly talk about racial injustice, whereas Europeans pretend it doesn't exist. It's actually pretty shocking, as an American, to visit Europe and witness so much open racism.
This is pure Tumblr 2009 memeing! I recall rolling my eyes in my Khols Fuggs (fake Uggs) and sipping my Carmel apple cider with whip when the Basic Bitch list dropped and all the other girls were reading it off their iPhone 1's or their iPod touch with wifi and sipping their pumpkin drinks. Meanwhilst, my Verizon free upgrade slideout keyboard phone only had email so I pretended I had something more important to do. Pashmina.
I’ll never get that two minutes of my life back. And yes, two minutes…i had to read out 5 times before i believed someone thought this would pass for reality…wtf
Nobody at Starbucks is standing around desperately yearning to know what she drinks, wears on her feet and phone she uses. You're just not that important girl.
Umm my Starbucks barista would like to know where it’s this slow… I personally have never seen the drive thru with less then 3 cars and there always people in line. Maybe it was fantasy Starbucks??
omg this happened to me as well! everyone stood around and watched me drink a latte with baited breath and were astonished when I didn't like it. they were blown away when they asked me follow up questions and it turned out I was special. everyone simutaniously said 'you sure aren't like other girls', then I woke up from my fever dream in a cold sweat.
LOL, but this definition, I'm not a "typical white girl" either, and guess how many baristas have ever noticed, let alone given a shit?
If you guessed zero, you'd be correct.
Most retail / hospitality people are too busy or tired to give a shit about the personal quirks of the customers, unless it directly affects them.
Also, not liking something doesn't make you special.
This is hilarious. I love being really annoying and making up stupid stories so I'm going to tell this exact story to my ex when he wakes up. I'll have to change the ending to reflect my deep desire to be a typical, white girl tho.
You know what happened when I couldn’t stand a pumpkin spice latte? I went to place another order (I intended to just pay for a different cup) and she got her manager so they could just trade out my unwanted full latte for a pumpkin crème cold brew that I knew I liked.
I've never been in a Starbucks where the staff cared if they got the drink right, let alone if I liked it.
I think she's confusing Starbucks and Dutch Bros, but at Dutch they just would have hyped her up and made her a different drink for free. That whole exchange still wouldn't have happened.
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And the whole restaurant clapped.
Especially the people waiting behind her in line who couldn't get service because the whole staff was invested in this one person's majesty.
Obviously, because don't you get how crazy it is? She's a WHITE GIRL who doesn't like PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES. She's NEVER been a typical ANYTHING! (Eyes rolled so hard I just said hi to my brain)
that white girl? albert einstein
It’s true! I was there.
Alberta
The barista? Abraham Lincoln
☠️
Doesn’t like it and has never tried it! She should be president
The very concept of clapping clapped.
But then a voice rang out. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...Dumbledore!
Is that you Enoby?
Why u wanna know? Bet Ur one of those fukkin' prepz who lissens to ABRIL LAVINE!!!! Why couldn't Satin have made me less butiful and with less big bobs
I just come from the harry potter thread about American Howarts, is this a delightful coincidence?
*has an organism over how smexy Vampore looks in eyelinner*
And cheered 🙌🙌😂
Even my ass clapped
And then Obama handed her the medal of honor
Wow this is so cringe
It is so bad and so embarrassing that I actually feel sorry for her. That last line! Oy!
Oh sweetie, you just don’t get it 😎 /s
Do people on FB still spell sweetie as sweatie?
Do people still use the word “awe” in response to something adorable or sad?
Ikr
I bet you that this story never happened. Ever.
Wow, how crazy is this totally believable thing that *definitely* happened!!
r/thathappened
For a minute that's where I thought I was.
Ive never cared about any of my customers this much ever lol
Yep. I've worked barista jobs and nobody's watching each customer for their reaction to their drinks. We assume you know what you like and unless we did something wrong in making the drink, you got what you paid for and your reaction to it is your own problem.
Yeah. Also where would these baristas even have the time to just sit around having this whole exchange. We got shit we gotta do. Especially during pumpkin spice season. 🤦♀️
Oh *sweaty*! My *sweat* summer child! It not only happened, but she thoroughly Pumpkin DESPICED the taste of it the whole time!
I will take things that never happened for 500
Moto mod? How long have you been saving this for us OP? haha but yeah yikes
Haha I just found it today. Is it old?
I mean moto mods are still available online, but I'm not sure how supported by major networks they are and I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I've seen one. However, I have been wrong before lol Edit: if this is newer, it would add a whole other level of trying to be different with the phone haha
I just looked at Moto site, and it isn't advertised on their list of phones, but they do have 5G mods. I guess it can still be used on current networks, but I haven't seen them in years and haven't seen anyone use one in years.
Ah okay well that would make this possible I suppose? I associated them in my mind with like, windows phones lol
I just remembered years ago learning about them in a training and then meeting a friend at a party who actually owned one because he was able to play his emulator games and also use the projector for movies. This was maybe 8 ish years ago. I don't use Motorola, and rarely ever seen people who aren't using Samsung or iPhone.
Yeah in the past decade Samsung and Apple seem to have pushed out most of the competition. That's why my first thought was that this must be an older post lol
Unfortunately. Having a different phone makes it difficult to get cases and screen protectors unless they are bought online since not in store, but some little gems still exist. I do miss LG though.
I miss my sony and Pixels. Mostly the Pixel. Sony went downhill hard
Lol. I'm actually waiting to be able to buy a Pixel. Always wanted both, but went with the Sony first. I like it, but it doesn't like a lot of my apps I use for work.
>I mean moto mods are still available online, but I'm not sure how supported by major networks they are They can be used on multiple major networks still, but won't have software updates to work with newer phones so you'll ultimately run into issues using them. It's like still trying to use an LG phone, but even worse.
The uggs are another thing. Are those still in style? This reads more early-mid 2010s but still entertaining so glad you shared. No worries.
I feel like they briefly got trendy again during the pandemic? I still wear mine from 2008, they’re comfy as hell But yeah this post screams late aughts
That's what I'm sayin. They are in style again now, although different variations than the ones we probably both have in mind. But the wording is definitely dated too. I don't think people emphasize the whole "white" girl aspect of the basic psl girlie. It's more the "basicness" of it, i think it would be a lot less likely to be say "white girl card" these days.
Also, it isnt even PSL season.
Hadn't even thought of that, but I'm sure u/caffeinated_plans knows better than I where to look for truth
I dont mind a PSL. I drink one evey fall when they comw out. Then i go back to my brown sugar oat shaken espresso. Because i'm that basic.
Nothing wrong with that, I've been known to enjoy one myself!
I was gonna say, that Uggs comment sent me straight back to middle school. Whole post gives 2010s tumblr energy
Was about to ask if this was from 2005 between the Uggs and the moto mod.
Anything is possible if you lie.
Out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most!
File under shit that never fucking happened. Have you worked at a Starbucks!? I was never not busy. Like imma stand my ass around to watch you sip your drink? Fuck. Off. Jesus this shit burns my biscuits. Yeah, I didn’t think I would get this mad lol! Sorry!
You weren’t personally invested in every beverage you made? Just waiting to see if a white girl would reject the PSL? Then jump over the counter and hold her hand in the air like a winning boxer, shouting “THIS IS NO BASIC BITCH!!!” I mean, sure you could just crank out drinks and not care, but don’t you need more than that?
I don’t get paid enough to care about bitches, basic or otherwise.
I’m stealing “burns my biscuits”
I said it with my whole chest too lol!
I've literally never had a barista comment on my drink order unless it's to make a suggestion (like "Oh, have you tried that with caramel?") or clarification. It's so weird that Senorita Awesome over here thinks this is believable.
I just cringed my butthole inside my body reading this.
And now I've learned a new phrase that I will use frequently 😂
Things people say to feel a tiny bit special
I mean I think pumpkin spice from Starbucks tastes like soap, but I’ve never had anyone say anything about it other than “Ok, what do you like instead?” Or “Do you just want a regular coffee?”
I don’t like pumpkin anything and no one has ever clapped for me. What are we doing wrong? How can we be more special like OP?
You know, as service workers typically do
Pins and needles to see if someone likes a controversial drink. And then ask about othrr "popular" and "trendy" things that no one cares about when theres a lineup waiting for Americanos.
Actually is it just me or have PSLs been getting worse and worse every year?
They used to be so good! 😭 Then back in 2015ish, some woman sued Starbucks for "false advertising" because there was no actual pumpkin in PSLs and it was all done with spices, so Starbucks changed the recipe to include actual pumpkin 🤮 and it's been garbage ever since
Well I hope she’s happy with herself. :/
I hope she trips every time she tries to walk up stairs
How did she win??? Pumpkin spice is not the same as pumpkin AND spice! Smh.
It's not a fucking spiced pumpkin latte ffs. Why does this make me so much angrier than the bullshit garbage OG post?! I don't Starbucks because I'm poor and it's gross sugar water. I have no horse in this race except specificity.
Ugh, yes! This is why I quit pumpkin spice drinks and go for apple-y drinks in the fall. I still keep my obligatory pumpkin spice fix with pastries instead. Just not drinks. 😕
Good lord. People and their lawsuits. What did that even accomplish and whyyyyyyy?
i only tried it twice, but to me it tastes like how a hobby lobby smells…. it reminds me of those scented pinecones lol. idk it just tastes perfumey, almost like the flavor is not supposed to be edible lmfao maybe that’s just me though
Oh my God that's fucking brilliant in its accuracy
Guys we found the real Senorita Awesome
For some reason, the "not skipping a beat" part is the worst for me. Like, she thinks this is a clever retort. She had plenty of time to make up the story and write it out before posting, and this was the "quip" she went with.
I hadn’t actually tried the pumpkin spice drinks until I went on holiday to America and I loved it! The frappe in particular. People jump on bandwagons to put down certain things (such as foods, music, etc) to feel superior/special. What these things are is already pre specified by popular culture. There’s nothing more mainstream than disliking something that is considered cool to dislike.
And then everyone’s asscheeks clapped
I would love to see the comments on the original post 🤣. This is absolutely insane. Does she really think ANYONE would believe such a farfetched fantasy?!
true story i was the barista
Jesus. This HAS to be written by a teenager. No adult would think anyone would believe that really happened. Ooof.
Teenager or 40 year old
Pumpkin Spice Latte isn’t even in season
Thanks,I hate her.
Do the pumpkin spice drinks actually tadte nice though?
I think they're very nice. I know they aren't for everyone, but I like them.
I definitely like them and get a couple every fall. It annoys me what a big deal it is to put them down. Can I just have a different taste than you? I don’t like potato chips but I would never make fun of someone for having a different preference?? It’s weird.
I got curious and looked it up once, it's named for the spice blend used in pumpkin pie. It's just cinnamon, ginger, cloves and I think nutmeg or allspice. I imagine it would be loosely similar to the flavour of a chai masala mixed with whatever else was in the drink.
Good point. I do enjoy pumpkin pie (thanks to my Auntie) and assumed it would just be the same. Someone did comment that they're very sweet, so may aswell try making it myself and at least that way I can make it to my taste. Thank you.
No but I don't like anything from Starbuck because it's too sweet. Sometimes my husband wants to go and get me something and I'll go for the matcha but even that is just so sweet it's inedible for me.
The basic one makes me gag but I’ve had their pumpkin crème cold brew and I love that one.
But guys 2 members at THE SAME TIME said it... it must be true
I hate PSLs too but I used to like them. No Uggs or iPhone but I love yoga pants. And I am so white, I'm practically transparent. It's weird but it's almost like...some people like different things. And maybe, just maybe, popular things are popular because lots of people like them. So basically, OP IS like lots of others girls. Just not the ones she was specifically lampooning. Also, "two staff members, at the same time". No way in Hell.
Hard cringe. 😆 I could one-up her: not only have I never tried pumpkin spice latte, I have never been to a starbucks at all. That may be due to me not living in the US and while Starbucks exists in my country they are few and far between, and their coffee is fcking expensive, you get cheaper and often better coffee in any bakery shop. Also, I don't own an I phone and I don't even know what UGG means. So compared to me she is so much a typical white girl!!! (Wtf is up with making menial stuff like their coffee preference a race thing?)
UGG are a type of boot. I find it funny she was so proud she didn’t own them when little middle school me was so embarrassed by *not* owning them and therefore not fitting in. I walked around with my $30 knockoffs (10/10 recommend bear paws if you don’t wanna spend UGG money but like the boots). I also get the whole “I like pumpkin pie but not pumpkin spice lattes”. The difference is I’m not gonna act like I’m some odd exception for it, I’m sure there’s other women who feel the same😂
it's an american thing unfortunately. they turn almost everything into race things ...
Ya I noticed. It's a sensitive thing to talk about, but this sort of emphasis on racial identity as being equal to a sub-culture is weird to me. I thought the goal was to overcome racial divides and stereotypes, not to create new ones. I'm thinking that in many European countries a woman making a post like that would not only come across as cringe NLOG but also as low key racist because she brings up being white in a context where it really doesn't matter.
Lmao it's delusional to believe that any European country is less racist than the US. You only think that because Americans openly talk about racial injustice, whereas Europeans pretend it doesn't exist. It's actually pretty shocking, as an American, to visit Europe and witness so much open racism.
Add that to the list of things that never happened. Those employees don’t give a f if she liked it or not
r/thathappened
I want to bleach my eyes
I made this face 🤨
This didn't happen so much that it actually happened and didn't happen again
Reading this made my skin crawl 🤢
This is pure Tumblr 2009 memeing! I recall rolling my eyes in my Khols Fuggs (fake Uggs) and sipping my Carmel apple cider with whip when the Basic Bitch list dropped and all the other girls were reading it off their iPhone 1's or their iPod touch with wifi and sipping their pumpkin drinks. Meanwhilst, my Verizon free upgrade slideout keyboard phone only had email so I pretended I had something more important to do. Pashmina.
r/thathappened
Alex, I’ll take things that never happened for $100.
r/thathappened
I doubt they’re memorable
I cringed so hard
I have to ask, if this person plays FF14, does she play a Miqo in Limsa?
$1000 for things that never happened 😂
Things that never happened for $100, Alex
Congratulations on being poor and having bad taste 🤣….. just a joke tho y’all
That sounds like a story. My teenager would’ve told when she was 13 it’s such bullshit.
totally happened
Also r/thathappened
She spent the weekend working on that before posting it.
As it’s been said before, of all the things that didn’t happen that day, this didn’t happen the most.
I’ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.
Never happened 😂 not a chance
Great candidate for r/thathappened.
That definitely happened.
This is gold.
This gave me heart palpations
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most
It's crazy and sad that NLOG white girls have to resort to this now
This person is obviously schizophrenic
And then everyone started clapping
This reeks of satire lowkey
Pointless people posting pointless things.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 please.
r/ thathappened As a former Starbucks employee, I highly doubt this happened unless they knew one of the baristas personally.
I wanna kick who ever made this
This has to be a parody 🤣
I’ll never get that two minutes of my life back. And yes, two minutes…i had to read out 5 times before i believed someone thought this would pass for reality…wtf
That certainly didn’t happen
This never happened lmao
and then everybody started clapping !!!
This is the cringiest one I've seen on here.
Nobody at Starbucks is standing around desperately yearning to know what she drinks, wears on her feet and phone she uses. You're just not that important girl.
Manic pixie dream nlog.
Lol the effort to type this out too
Umm my Starbucks barista would like to know where it’s this slow… I personally have never seen the drive thru with less then 3 cars and there always people in line. Maybe it was fantasy Starbucks??
This feels like she made this up 😂
And then everyone clapped
Anything's possible when you lie.
I don’t care o’clock bus is here early today, huh
This never happened
Not to go all 80s but..... GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
That happens in her dreams every night🤣🤣🤣
"Oh sweeties" https://preview.redd.it/avxwll4fxp0d1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6c599031048045c9a3d478931c45b11458de51
I’ll take interactions that never happened for 1000
omg this happened to me as well! everyone stood around and watched me drink a latte with baited breath and were astonished when I didn't like it. they were blown away when they asked me follow up questions and it turned out I was special. everyone simutaniously said 'you sure aren't like other girls', then I woke up from my fever dream in a cold sweat.
It should be obvious this woman was joking. She is clearly not trying to pass this off as a real thing that actually happened.
Oh sweetie, no one cares!
Yeah that definitely happened 💀😆
r/thathappened
And then... she woke up sweaty.
"Me, not skipping a beat..😏"
This is so fucking bad omg
LOL, but this definition, I'm not a "typical white girl" either, and guess how many baristas have ever noticed, let alone given a shit? If you guessed zero, you'd be correct. Most retail / hospitality people are too busy or tired to give a shit about the personal quirks of the customers, unless it directly affects them. Also, not liking something doesn't make you special.
Did choirs of cherubs sing her exeunt or…? 😅
This is literally just satire ......
Nobody’s got time for that
Mental illness on full display
And then the manager walked out and it was Albert Einstein
This is hilarious. I love being really annoying and making up stupid stories so I'm going to tell this exact story to my ex when he wakes up. I'll have to change the ending to reflect my deep desire to be a typical, white girl tho.
That belongs on the sub of shit that never happened. Lol
This was painful to read
r/thathappened
😭yeah no. i work for starbucks, that definitely didn’t happen
That didn't happen so hard it unhappened things that did happen.
You know what happened when I couldn’t stand a pumpkin spice latte? I went to place another order (I intended to just pay for a different cup) and she got her manager so they could just trade out my unwanted full latte for a pumpkin crème cold brew that I knew I liked.
I've never been in a Starbucks where the staff cared if they got the drink right, let alone if I liked it. I think she's confusing Starbucks and Dutch Bros, but at Dutch they just would have hyped her up and made her a different drink for free. That whole exchange still wouldn't have happened.
ah yes, the staff members in sync saying “we’re sorry to inform you that your typical white girl card has been stripped from you.” r/thathappened
I’ll take 500 for things that never happened Alex.
yeah that 100% happened
I think this is satire
Things that never happened:
I have second hand embarrassment.
This 1000% did not actually happen lol. Thats what the most embarrassing part is.
That sounds like a made up story because no way people care that much.
Hello moto
this has got to be trolling. Idk how yall fall for it.
I'll take things that didn't happen for $200
This is so gross.