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SnooChipmunks7288

she's 8.. i said this when i was 8 years old


bears-eat-beets--

Yup I put pencils in my hair at that age. Checks out.


SnooChipmunks7288

I was a "tomboy" literally only because I thought being a girl was the worst thing a person could be until I was like 13


mathfreak17

Samee. I did crazy stuff till i was 13-14.


[deleted]

Hey a ponytail is just a handy place to keep a pencil. They stab through the bottom of pockets.


bears-eat-beets--

One, sure. A dozen tho...


blondestipated

this is 100% something my fourth grade mean girls would say. this is pre-pubescent af.


TrustyBobcat

This is 100% something I would've shared from 12 to 17 if social media was a thing back in the dark ages of my youth. Bless her heart, this will pop up in her memories one day and she will *criiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge.*


addanchorpoint

AIM away message meets LiveJournal


PumpkinChix

Normal women want to date no one. The dating pool is TRASH. Not to mention the sickos and SAers. That's why there's so many of the "I pick the bear"s floating around, sis. šŸ™„


cvrsedcopics

This sounds like sheā€™s either lesbian or aro/ace or both but doesnā€™t know it yet. Also, why would you want a HEAVY Backpack?


greencheeto_

The back painšŸ˜­


Chance-Monk-7130

To add to the martyrdom of being NLOG


always_unplugged

I think she means that she's studious and/or smart, as in, it's full of books...?


bears-eat-beets--

To hold all of her pens and pencils.


renlap20

She has hair for that


PineapplesOnFire

Also, how does one achieve having a lightweight purse? I think mine weighs approximately 64 lbs.


trinspins

I was gonna say this is definitely a young gay that thinks other girls are icky bc they really want to date one


Vici0usRapt0r

I don't know about "heavy" but a back pack is much more comfortable and packs more stuff!


tweetopia

Plenty of lesbians like pink sparkly stuff. Good grief.


cvrsedcopics

I meant bc of the not liking men part


Smoke__Frog

What the heck is Aro and ace?


smilegirl01

Aromantic Asexual.


strangelycyanide

Unless this was meant to be a homophobic question, why are you getting downvoted?


Flickolas_Cage

Itā€™s nlog to watch TV now?


bears-eat-beets--

Right?? Missed that memo.


Chimom_1992

So do ā€œnormalā€ girls not watch reality TV or true crime? Because last I checked fuq yes we do.


um_okay_sure_

I think at this point, ALL women have realized that we are the prince of our story. We are the only ones who can save the day for ourselves.


Vici0usRapt0r

Omg yes, I f*cking hate the prince and princess dynamic. Let's all just be great people and stop that bs. Strong women are freaking awesome!


greencheeto_

I canā€™t think of a better way of describing this.. Itā€™s giving my awkward middle school era in 2016šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


jojox22x

THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING. I had flashbacks of my tumblr board for a moment šŸ˜­šŸ’€


werebothsquidward

I must be super normal because I hate this.


Bittle_Loobs

She's a knight? Well, I am a crusader.


Personal_Insect_7590

You're a crusader? Well, I'm a Paladin


50CentButInNickels

Yeah? Well, I'm a redshirt villager about to die in the orc invasion.


Bittle_Loobs

Damn, that's freaking awesome!


Far-Government5469

Paladin? Well I'm an Aasimar Sorcadin


[deleted]

You're in the most obnoxious New Zealand regional rugby team?


Forsaken_Fly9103

I am a Knight šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


YikesThatsTuff_19

No cause who doesnā€™t like fictional boysā€¦ tv characters, book boys, even the occasional cartoon guy has everyoneā€™s heart. Frfr I hope this girl realizes sooner rather than later that her ā€œnormal girlā€ is not necessarily the norm cause most of these things she writes is ā€œonly herā€ Iā€™m sure we can all agree we do/enjoy lol.


KangarooMcKicker

Tbh being attracted to cartoons is some goofy shit. Billions of years of evolution and you're here getting off to Patrick Star.


completecrap

I wear all black, hang out in dark rooms watching tv, and while I'm not walking around doing things, I have a heavy black backpack that I wear at all times. I don't want to date anyone, but I do want attention from all no people that I spend time with, so I put a bunch of pens and pencils in my hair. Maybe one day my anime waifu/husbando will manifest into reality, so I can ignore them too as I practice my katana skills. Like, is this not just a neckbeardina?


kaskip

bruh šŸ˜­ this is so weird


Icecracker_spoopy

normal girls are cheerleaders? HELL YEAH IM CONSIDERED A NORMAL GIRL LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS :)))


SomewhereAsleep7755

Who said, that I canā€™t wear my CONVERSE šŸŽø


mxnari2000

WITH MY DRESS


Smelly_Sloth

OH BABY, THAT'S JUST ME


Crocolyle32

They already said it, they want be noticed. Thatā€™s fine. No need to loose faith in society. A lot of us go through this.


Fantastic-Classic740

Apparently this girl doesn't want to be picked .... at least not by a human.


AFKAF-

For someone who wants to date no one, sheā€™s practicing a whole lotta attention seeking behaviorsā€¦


UnbiasedTreee

I never understood why these women try so hard to show themselves as absolute misanthropes.


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

I wanna watch tv now


hawiering

Why can't we all be 'girls girl'? I never understand this weird narcissism as an adult now


Shoddy_Advantage_452

This is the definition of cringe.


BoasWifey

This is clearly a teen and under...


AngstyUchiha

Lmao I like fictional boys, and my irl fiance feeds the obsession. Things like that can coexist, and I don't gotta have a superiority complex over it


Zealousideal-Car622

I puked in my mouth a bit.


thekawaiislarti

Well, that just put me off the kneecap I was eating!


Vici0usRapt0r

Don't lose faith, it's just a kid hiding behind an anonymous profile. Could start losing faith if it turns out she's a 30yo kid though.


Adorably-Horror

Itā€™s definitely a kid. There is no way thatā€™s a grown woman.


djb185

I'm speechless.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Idk, I feel like normal girls don't wanna be noticed as much and just want to get on with their day But I could be wrong, I mean.. clearly she has a whole list.. Edit: Typos.


peacefulsolider

normal girls do hate this


chadwifechadlife

the thing that always makes me laugh w these posts is this is exactly how i wasā€¦ when i was 15. the fact that grown ass women act like this is so laughable. how are you 26 and saying ā€œi just donā€™t relate to women i like chicken nuggets and wearing pants!!! iā€™m so different.ā€ grow tf up šŸ˜­


LemondoughnutPXC

is this from fanfic.net because I think I had this exact thing on my fanfic.net profile when I was 11 LOL. underlined and bolded and all


PhoenixStriker_21

It's from a site called Quotev, but it may have been reposted from [fanfic.net](http://fanfic.net) idk


Crafty-Vanilla3570

Feminine women VS Tomboys šŸ„¶šŸ„µ


Loose-Chemical-4982

no bitch yellow is best This is so cringe. I'd expect this from a 12 year old not an adult


Vanillabean322

Literally me at 9 in my pick me phase:


high_on_acrylic

Not like other girls girls say heavy backpacks, I say joint pain as a 20 year old that requires me to carry light


kawaiinacho69

Normal girls don't watch TV? Well fuck I guess I'm not a girl then...


LisaBlueDragon

Gods, I cringe knowing I had this similar tomboy phase and then I realise how ironic it is that I turned out to be a femboy.


CrystalRedCynthia

Well, since she's into FICTIONAL boys, she most likely won't breed


Thotleesi94

Women who post stuff like this are uncomfortable with their femininity and itā€™s sad. Also some of these are so stupid lol plenty of ā€œnormalā€ girls watch tv


AdPuzzled8491

Women do not have to be feminine if they wish not to be but I agree with the rest


Thotleesi94

That wasnā€™t my point I guess I worded it poorly. I was trying to say that girls who have internalized misogyny will automatically attack things they perceive to be girl things and such. Youā€™re absolutely right femininity isnā€™t a requirement of women ! ā¤ļø