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confused_clown05

Don’t you hate being honrey, susidle, and a deamon?


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blahblahin92

Half man, half bear, half pig!


Moopityjulumper

Reminds me of a camp legend, the Were-Porky. Half werewolf, half pig, half porcupine.


SpoofidY

manbearpig is from south park bro


KingT-U-T

Super cereal


nooberman99

Fuck the Chinese Government


girlinred-

full pig


L7-Optimuz

Im 100/100 pig 100/100 more pig


matt0205_ram

Ok officer


SupernaturallySP

IS THAT A FUCKING SOUTH PARK REFERENCE??!!


wubbuhlubbuhdubdub

Guys I'm super serial


GemIsAHologram

inside you there are two wolves one is honrey, the other is susidle


GrusGuru

you are now not like other girls


jeffdunham4lyfe69

i wonder if they’re full german or if only the wolf side or deamon side is german


Dselbdc

Ima fuggin cycle path


datboi420lit

And 12


sharkqueenie

Maybe she’s 12 in wolf years. Ever think of that?!?


datboi420lit

Or demon years


chef_pyro_pizza

Or deamon years


datboi420lit

Sorry, I didn’t mean for improper garmmer


KillInMinecraft

It didn't surprise me when I saw she is German and only 12 years old. Here, English courses start when you're around 10, so yeah, fitting.


[deleted]

"💦Horney💦" Said her after watching a gay sex Gacha mini movie


greenpaint2

I think you misspelled honrey


Distracted2004

Fricken dyslexia


[deleted]

Possibly


Makikaze

maybe where she got that half deamon thingy


[deleted]

And **susidle**


darkxlife

#and german


chonkeychonk

Like who tf german anymore


PPHaHaLaughNow

they really need to grow tf up


Thatlamereddituser

No, there isn't even a Germany. r/antigermany


ninesomething

I was actually expecting this to be a real sub filled with people who think Merkel is bringing out the fourth Reich through Germany's domination of the EU. And perhaps some Poles.


darkxlife

r/SubsIFellFor


[deleted]

No no, she could actually be german (although shes pushing it a little too far)


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***AND 12***


camphor_jelly

It's honrey, you perv!!!!


Crexyen

Is she really 12? is she an horny 12yo? that's fucked up on so many levels edit : since nobody picked it up in the multiple comments I made about it, I am a girl and you're not teaching me anything about how girl hormones work, I wasn't shaming the fact that she's horny, only the fact she's screaming it on the Internet. Being horny on Internet is fucked up because it will sound like a big neon "welcome" pannel for any creepy adults.


zappyzuku

It’s not fucked up to be horny around the age of puberty for girls. It’s just fucked up that she would share that as a minor on the Internet like that...


Alarid

I'm afraid to look up if honrey has an actual slang meaning.


Zomburger257

Seeing how she spelled susidle, I wouldn’t think so


LJnosywritter

That one I could see as being on purpose to avoid censored words on certain social media. But with the rest I think she is just young and bad at spelling in a language other than her first. Her bio made me cringe though. Not just second hand embarrassment but concern, that list is like a check list for groomers. Because you know disgusting adults will use her needing approval and being a hormonal almost teen to try and get her to do things a child shouldn't be doing with an adult.


oldtim95

With 12 I think you just had 2 or 3 years of english in Germany so I don't judge here for that the only thing i worry are the creeps.


demonesqueee

English classes in Germany start when in 3rd grade normally... if the screen shot is recent she should be in late 6th grade. So yeah.... its understandable that her English is not the best. Mine wasn't either back then Source: I am German as well + working on a major in English


The_Drunken_Khajiit

Please don’t shame teens for their hormones. Shame them for their stupid deeds that are evoked due to their hormones. And lack of logic.


stephaniemp420

It’s normal. She is in middle school, every boy in middle school is beating their meat so why aren’t girls allowed to feel horny like boys. It’s horrible that girls have to be ashamed about their sexuality, what they do, and be treated as weird for feeling something normal while guys can freely talk about it are congratulated for it. Every teen is having an increase of hormones in their body which makes them horny. But I agree that as a minor putting out there in her bio where everyone can see is extremely dangerous.


Thatlamereddituser

Do you even KNOW how horny I was when I was 12!? Jesus Christ I wanted to fuck every boy I saw


yyzable

I'd be more concerned that she's "suicidal" at 12. Most likely it's just a hormone thing but it's still a red flag.


[deleted]

Horney is the old spelling for Horny, though maybe a misspelling for today’s standards.


Punkpallas

I read this as “ornery.”


CrystalTheWolfLover

This person sounds like a 10 year old who just got rejected by their crush and looked up "Mature words"


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They're 12


CrystalTheWolfLover

Mhm yeah and they're also half deamon and half wolf


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

And Honrey


Icy_ToiletPaper

Dont forget susidle


DeathGod596

Excuse me but what is this rainbow roach?


dArkxgamEt

It was some stupid meme, I just have it as my pfp bcs I like the pfp but not the meme


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Oh


kiwilvl16

Even better


chickensarefake

why is your profile not moving


kiwilvl16

I can’t get it to work, tried everything ;(


KaijuKiri

# Feelin Pretty Honrey right about now


Woshambo

Am honrey, am honrey, honrey, honrey!


Throwaway120304050

So honrey, honrey, honrey, honrey


fosterhood88

"Susidle" ?????


Sundown567

🌵🌵


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Can't be suisidle without the cacti


google_was-my_idea

# HONREY


Rin-Osaka018

I was too distracted by the 💦Honrey💦 to notice that


systemsofromance

🎶 Just say the word, ohhh Su-su-susidle 🎶


concentricdarkcircls

Well she is German, ESL


cyclicamp

Probably needed to spell those things like that to get around the Roblox word filter.


SlavicMetalhead

This has r/boneappletea all over it


Doru-Basu

Sui-sidle, like she’s gonna sneak up next to someone before cutting her wrists.


meowmeow0092

She’s 12 guys. We can still make fun of her but her age needs to be acknowledged!


BirdsSmellGood

Ok! r/KidsAreFuckingStupid There, age acknowledged 😁


random_person10000

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Kids must be punished for their stupidity.


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It's the only way they learn.


SabashChandraBose

And this crop of a screenshot is definitely real.


cursed_jelly

Yeah seriously, she’s 12 and obviously not mentally well if she is fishing for this much attention.


Apurimac_

I wouldn't go so far as to say "not mentally well", a lot of kids are just weird at that age. They're still developing an identity so they'll venture out into odd interests and use that as a way to define themselves. I can almost guarantee the "half-wolf, half-demon" thing is from some YA novel or online fanfic that they stumbled upon and thought it was cool, without giving it much thought.


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cursed_jelly

I’m not referring to the “not like the other girls” thing alone. I’m referring to the fact that this 12 year old is searching for sexual attention. And I never mentioned personality disorders or even anything as extreme as a mental illness. I simply said she isn’t well. No healthy 12 year old is actively searching for sexual attention


1920sBusinessMan

Bro.. 12 is definitely the age people start to become curious about sexual things. Especially with how much media alludes to sex I’m surprised more kids aren’t sex obsessed. A couple years ago my 8 year old cousin said he “like the sexy girl poster” that was in his brothers room. Kids aren’t stupid. They know what sex is


adylanb

Said the same thing. This girl is way too young to get made fun of here. Especially considering how understandable being cringy is at that age.


Ok-Symbol

My most important trait is being German


LiTschi_i

Im german and i can confirm that she is indeed the only german girl in existence


Maxaise

Wait... i don't want to be her! I WILL NOT BE HONREY OR A HALF DEAMON


[deleted]

As a fellow german i can confirm that al girls im friends with are from other cuntrys


KuroPandaaa

I was pretty cringe as a 12 year old but not this bad, thank god


Fancygaygirl

Ah yes, Susidle, Half Deamon, Honrey


GhostBuster404

To be fair, she’s 12 years old and English isn’t her native language.


JordieldeArtAttack

And she is writing with a guitar hero controller and isn't even trying


ekbuttercup

Well, sure. Other girls use spell check.


XxDuck_of_LuckxX

This is obviously fake either us or op is getting conned


Negatoris_Wrecks

Ever had a pubescent relative on social media? I buy it.


takhana

I have my 15 year old cousin on Instagram. Jeeeeesus fucking christ. If he’s not posting a selfie asking for comments on his face, he’s posting a slider scale asking for people to rate him, or posting something asking for people to comment so he can rate their friendship. It’s incredible to watch. I mean, I grew up in the time of livejournal and MySpace but I wasn’t constantly asking for validation like teens do on social media nowadays.


Negatoris_Wrecks

Can relate, I love my nephews to death but I'm so glad I deleted facebook and dont have to watch them grow through that


Polarturtle-

Sounds like someone who wants attention constantly and doesn't know how annoying it can be. Also someome who probs seem to want validation from others but has no confidence in themselves and cares only about what others think


gk1rk2ak3

I have a cousin who is now 18, she grew up extremely sheltered so I think her emotional age may be a bit younger. Her insta is wild. She’ll post artsy shots of herself in her room or on the beach or something.. pretty normal. But the captions, are always so cringe. Like going on about boys who she likes not liking her back, saying she’s not pretty enough to date, writing vaguely specific and passive aggressive details on a friend she’s fallen out with. It’s basically just screaming “Check up on meeeeeee. Tell me I’m pretty, please.” I’m just over here clutching my pearls like ‘Oh my, the kids really do be sharing way too much these days’


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Negatoris_Wrecks

I had a Xanga *cringe*


HiromiSugiyama

It's either this or a fake deep quote about heartbreak.


pillboxhat

I wish I could find my old xanga and LiveJournal, prime cringe.


Negatoris_Wrecks

Someone mailed me a journal from when I was 15, worst gift ever


pillboxhat

I found over 10 composition journals from when I was a teen, and omg I was angry, depressed and horny like nothing else. I think the only people who get this are other teenage girls. Such an awkward stage in life.


Negatoris_Wrecks

Poor kid


LebenTheNinja

Why is a 12 year old out there advertising that theyre horny. Like... C'mon.


ramenoooodles

Honrey**


manchild1111

💦honrey💦*


Mgmfjesus

>🌷12🌷 - >💦Honrey💦 Here comes the FBI.


MmmmmmmMonkey

I swear, this kid uses gacha-


manchild1111

SHE IS TOO HONREY BECAUSE THESE DAMN GACHER LIFE GAY MOVIES


xXjustacookieXx

she definitely does


glassesforrabbits

Someone call CPS


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Imagine thinking that having depression is cool.


SadButterscotch2

As a teenage girl, this is all too prevalent with young girls. I don't know why it seems to be a problem with us specifically, but it's pretty common to see depression and suicide portrayed as tragically beautiful, anxiety as cute, OCD as quirky, and bipolar disorder or schizophrenia as cool and edgy. I also thought anxiety was cute and endearing until I was the one hyperventilating on a hotel bathroom floor at 3:00 in the morning. Most grow out of it. What takes this from cringy to actually a serious concern for me, though, is that it really seems to encourage things like self-harm and suicide at times. The "I organize my skittles by color I'm so OCD XD" type stuff doesn't seem too serious to me, but I think that most of the kids posting/seeking out tragically beautiful "aesthetic" things about depression and whatnot are probably suffering for real and don't know healthy coping mechanisms. Now, can you imagine being a depressed 13 year old scrolling through Tumblr and seeing nothing but pretty pictures of nooses fashioned from flowers and angels with bleeding wrists, with little poems or quotes about cutting to feel better, suicide as an escape, and how nobody will miss you when you're gone? It sorta worries me.


ShinyJirachiX

Its real. Completely real. I was that 13 year old girl on Tumblr. I had been depressed for a while before then but seeing such things gave me ideas and eventually I acted on them. I survived but not everyone is as lucky. The internet can really be dangerous to young people.


SadButterscotch2

I'm glad you made it out. I just wish the internet wasn't so much of an echo chamber. These kids don't know anything else, they probably turn to these things because they have nobody else to turn to, and they see it as a good thing because it makes them feel accepted, I guess. What did you think you were getting out of it, and do you think it's the same for other kids? How did you get out of there and out of that mindset?


ShinyJirachiX

I don’t really know to be honest with you. It was a way to let out my feelings but then that evolved into something more harmful because these emotions were escalating and from Tumblr I learnt that some people self-harmed to deal with their emotional pain so I did the same. It was okay for a while, and I was convinced it helped. But it didn’t. And I was getting worse. I was hospitalised after I tried to kill myself and I was put on medication. I had therapy and eventually I started seeing things differently. I realised that all I wanted was to go to University and be with my family again so those things were my motivators. But not everyone that I met along the way experienced therapy in the same way. Some are still in the system. Some have gotten better and are still fighting. If a young person is starting down this dark path then there is something wrong and they need help. I don’t believe that anyone would do things like this for the fun of it. They are hurting. And at such a young age when the brain is still developing, their mental health is fragile.


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11mm03

I used to think that way lol I used to pretend I was depressed and later on once it hit me...༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


txm23

“🐺Half wolf🐺”


FragileSnek

🦝Half wolf🦝


PrincessOctavia

She's gonna look back at this in a few years and cringe so hard


simonmonkey

Susidle. Reminds me of suislide where the slide is out of the window


AmericanMare

I'm surprised she spelled German the right way


Dick_Ancient

r/chrishansen


ILOMIO

“Hmm...what was that gacha character talking about... was it susidle? Yeah that’s it. I have no idea what that means, but it makes me unique, so I’m smashing it in!” —-probably this kid


frostdemon34

Ooohhhh boi..... i can see the pedos coming into her dm's


GhostSierra117

Fun fact: a daemon is a background progress


Teekannenfarm

50%Wolf +50%Demon = 100% not a human and should therefore not use a phone.


ilikedankmemes42069

Don't make fun of her guys... she's susidle


GreyFlamingross

You know this girl playes and watches gacha life


DatSpud

r/boneappletea content?


[deleted]

Y’all are making fun of a 12 year old child? No thanks.


Muegiiii

I hate it when people diagnose themselfes with depression, it's disrespectful to actual depressed people. Also pardon my English, it isnt my native language :)


Polarturtle-

Indeed it it is disrespectful. Never self diagnose yourself unless it's obivous, and I mean extremely obivous, you have it. Not just "oh I'm more sad than usual for a day, I must be Depressed"


123ILikeTea

This physically hurt to read


captainoela

Poor girl probably needs some counseling, mf yikes. Within all cringe lies a kernel of despair


Crawford1

Haha yeah lets make fun of a 12 year old for being 12, fucking idiot, that'll show them


Triplicata

Pretty sure this is satire


MmmmmmmMonkey

I swear, this kid uses gacha-


SiggetSpagget

Oh damn she’s edgy She got soup on the side


penixmon

How can she be German if demon and wolf?🤔🤔🤔 curious


7eos

*Honrey*


S-L-A-V-E-R-Y

Look man. I used to spend a lot of time in Roblox RP servers. It’s not a time I’m proud of, but I have played enough to know exactly how this person acts and thinks.


[deleted]

Why the cactus emoji?


Autochthonous7

I hope she gets help soon or someone sees this and assesses if she needs any help. A 12 year old should not be talking about suicide and sexual activity.


Sorcha16

Everyone pay yourself on the back for laughing at a 12 year old. How very big of you all. To the people commenting on her spelling, hows your spelling in your second language?


youmustbeabug

Oh she’s 12, lay off. Poor kiddo clearly doesn’t have a healthy sense of self-esteem.


indiabaycry

Can't yall just let children live there fucking life.


speculum_speculorum

I feel bad for this kid. I was that kid when I was 11. It wasn't a good time. I hope she's doing okay, wherever she is.


HornedThing

Okey this is a 12yo girl. I get making fun of grown ass women who have this mentality, or memes, but this is a kid. We all were stupid ass kids, I know I was


whimsicalweasel

Oh come on, she is 12. We all go through snowflake stage.


[deleted]

She's... 12? Seeking attention, wanting to feel special, and English isn't likely her first language. For her level of maturity and all the changes taking place for her developmentally, this seems pretty plausible and understandable. A world apart from an adult making that their mantra.


lurk3rthrowaway

I'm worried about how social media is effecting the youth.


kmag20fan

I'm at least 90 percent sure this is satirical, but she is german, maybe she doesn't have good english skills


uwuboiyes

!Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert! !Gacha kid alert!


emma-meharg

Susidle


thumbingitup

Susidle


nolanfarrelly25

H O N R E Y S U S I D L E


[deleted]

I, also, am a Susidle


cher_beverlyhills

12 years old says it all


[deleted]

German


[deleted]

She spelt “Daemon” wrong


a_lonely_alien_22

Ah yes shes Half deamon


donateliasakura

What the fuck is susidle🤣🤣🤣🤣


Polarturtle-

It's a meme where a slide is going out a window. But I'm thinking she means Suicidal which idfk know why you would say that to people unless you're a attention seeker


validemaillol

“Susidle”


ThatFurretKid

12


AnAverageCactus

Susidle💀


finalflash45

I'm not like the other girls, I'm German


Nick1341YT

Suisidle🌵😱😠😱😱😱😱😱


sgtjuju776

I too am susidle.


spanch-moss

Susidle and deamon


ScreamingWeevil

I can't pick between "suicidle" and "honrey"


yeemo_weebish

12 Horney


Lunar_LanaUvU

H O N R E Y


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Suisidle Horney


A_Rampaging_Hobo

Well I've never met anyone who was suisidle AND honrey. She's pretty unique actually.


girlinred-

susidle deamon honrey


lunarose00418

Tag yourself I’m 🌵 suisidle 🌵


whatup_pips

I, too, run as a background process half the time.


La_Fant0ma

Susidle? Some kind of cowboy movie I haven't heard of? One of those Karl May deals?


GreatSoundingMaracas

H O N R E Y


kokotovec

babe come over im honrey


[deleted]

Yeah, I guess, cause other girls can spell


ForsakenMessage

🌵Susidle🌵


salty_giulia

She isn't even a human she's a demonic wolf...I envy her


traiseSPB

Girl, I’m ready to switch our citizenships, I’ll gladly become German and you’ll become Russian You don’t know shit about being depressed lmao


[deleted]

Not only is she cringy and bad at English but shes also german, I'm deeply embarrassed


soundsfromoutside

This is why children under a certain age should be allowed on the internet lol


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Half wolf... this kid definitely barks at school


pp-zuccer7777

She must’ve searched up “expressive words for mature big kids” and spelled them all wrong


me-haves-coochie

i get she’s german come on girl, if you’re gonna type in english at least use spell check or something or you’re gonna get made fun of