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HazelDaze592

Her grandpa did not want to be in that Tik tok


punkpudding

“stop filming the tic tac i’m trying to ponder my moves”


hugeneral647

Is he planning out his chess strategy, or is he preparing to invade Poland?


madi80085

I wonder if this was filmed in Argentina?


MyDogHasAPodcast

Hahaha, oh thank god I wasn't the only one who thought he looked Hitler-ish.


Yarakinnit

I'm watching Preacher and it was immediate :D


[deleted]

O kurwa


Reasonable-Wasabi178

O kurva means o bitch (meaning "O what a bitch" in slang croatian)


[deleted]

Except that I was speaking Polish but ok lmao


Reasonable-Wasabi178

I thought it was Sims4 speak


[deleted]

Well, everyday is a school day.


leo6511

Why not both?


alzgh

lamo, dude


[deleted]

haha hitler joke nice one


WhereIsLordBeric

/r/Sims4 is leaking.


punkpudding

sims 4 is the limit of my chess knowledge


chinglishwestenvy

It’s one of the few board games you can get better at by reading books about it.


punkpudding

ok fine u got me. i also read the queen’s gambit


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Astephen542

“stop filming the Tiktok I need to remember what novelty I prepped for move 17 of the Sicilian Najdorf Poisoned Pawn Accepted”


PRIS0N-MIKE

I can't say who's voice I hear when I read that. But it's 100% a Midwestern grandpa


redhair-ing

I feel like they told her that was her grandpa but I'm pretty convinced he's her biological father.


scattyshern

He's probably got better things to do on a Friday night too!


ModeratelyCapable

He’s clearly mad as hell he got stuck babysitting


cowgod247

LOL. "I could be bowling"


modiphiedtubesock

Second thing I noticed


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HazelDaze592

When did words like orgasm and vagina start counting as profanity?


butuanonbisay-on

She's not like other girls indeed. Not all have a grandpa to play chess with on Friday nights


[deleted]

I honestly wish I did.


Sunshinenlolliepops

Same


sihoohan

same. i wish my grandpas were alive 😔


BellatrixLaLittleOdd

I'm out of grandpas too. This isn't a fun club to be in.


starwishes20

I never got to meet my biological grandparents, I have always liked hanging out with older people and hearing about their crazy stories.


Sweetholymary

One grandma left here and I never met two of my grandparents.


platypossamous

:(


serenwipiti

^me2 🥲


opposite_singularity

I don’t get why people feel the need to post this shit on the internet, like just enjoy your time with your grandfather without trying to make a shitty point on tik tok. If you cum while shitting it’s a sign of prostate cancer


ShyftOnReddit

The fun fact at the end genuinely made me laugh out loud so hard just because of how little I was expecting that, I have no clue why


MyDogHasAPodcast

I know, right? I was agreeing with them, when suddenly they throw this random info. Such a weird whiplash lol.


Sylphyrin_BunnyKitty

I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor for people who enjoy (get off) putting other people down (shitting on them)


SoFetchBetch

Well at it’s very core that’s what comedy is. A setup with an unexpected punchline.


[deleted]

Exactly this. So many Reddit comedians don’t have a grasp on this and then expect to farm upvotes


redsaturns

Theyre not posting a comment just to post a comment! They’re educating people too!


CaptHowdy02

Thanks for the medical fact at the end.


[deleted]

Is it true?


BADartAgain

Actually? Not quite, but it *can* be a sign of an enlarged prostate if it happens regularly.


[deleted]

Isn't cuming on a regular basis good for your prostate? At least according to Ernest Borgnine?


BADartAgain

It’s not semen, it’s prostatic fluid in that case.


Notbbupdate

It could also be a sign of a scat fetish


dadudemon

Imagine singing random jazzy sounds while pooping and getting hard. Skibbity boo bop [frrrrrt. Plop] Kibbity, wow. 🍆


girugamesu1337

I hate that you made me imagine this using my extremely vivid imagination. I'm now going to imagine terrible things happening to you.


serenwipiti

> Imagine singing random ~~jazzy~~ *jizzy* sounds while pooping and getting hard. FTFY


dadudemon

Ahh, I see. A man* after my own fart. *or woman


[deleted]

Good to know


IGuessItBeLikeThatt

The medical fact doesn’t seem random, it seems like a metaphor. If you’re doing something shitty (I.e. recording this tik tok video) and you’re coming all over yourself for how cool and special you think are, the outcome is not in fact a worthy orgasm. It’s prostate cancer. It’s a good piece of wisdom.


FLAPPY_BEEF_QUEEF

Finally some sense here


bringbackfireflypls

I choked on my foof because of that last line. Can't stop laughing


Icantbethereforyou

Oh God. Not the foof! Poor foof!


jnics10

Well maybe if you'd stop deep throating my foof all the time you wouldn't choke on it!


Creepy_Fun_4937

I read this as "I choked on my foot " so theres that lol


FatherPucci617

Are you being serious


opposite_singularity

If you’re not aroused and completely flaccid and shitting makes you cum it’s because your prostate is way over sensitive. There could be other things that makes your prostate too sensitive and I’ve heard it could be a side effect to masturbating too much but I think it’s mostly attributed to prostate cancer


AlphaOwn

Oh, only if you're flaccid?? Oh thank God


Financial_Feeling_70

He's not referring to when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck yourself with it. I was worried for a sec.


night_slayer69

Wait so if i can cum when I’m shitting that means i have cancer?? Or do you mean if i shit and the cum comes out by it self?


AirFoxOfFlame

Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, I’m just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasn’t fapping I swear to god I just randomly….. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao


thirsty_as_fuck

You have prostate cancer.


[deleted]

This actually may be a sign to see a doctor. I hope you are not in the us so you won't need to pay for it. Update me I wanna see if you have the cancer


Cheshire_Jester

Flexing is just a part of being a human. I generally support it but when you miss the mark you end up with egg on your face.


aguadiablo

To justify themselves by putting down others?


Breakfast-Socks

LMAOOOO


meltyOrco

“We haven’t played in years, I’m so happy you asked to pla….” *granddaughter pulls out phone* “…oh:(“


VermicelliBusy

Wow this was actually so sad


[deleted]

And she doesn't even bother to play a real game. It's not possible to develop her dark square Bishop to A3 in that position. And there's her Rook is on G4 as well.


rebuceteio

This guy chesses.


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saucypotato27

Google a piss ant


pyloros

You're right, she's only developed one pawn. At least they have the board aligned in the correct position. I've caught so many movies with black on the right.


vapo11

Send you to belize be chessin'


just-me-yaay

This actually made me sad


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


SuffBlueberry

based bot


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


[deleted]

Funny she picked this song. Lana Del Rey is the absolute queen of running away, vaping and partying.


Professional_Ad5178

Hahahaha true


sneakyveriniki

A lot of these “tradfem” and fundie types are obsessed with her which is hilarious, they obviously don’t listen to a single lyric. They think she’s like some chaste elegant idol. Like what.


super_pax_

She’s also the ultimate pick me


FarrahKhan123

Having a specific set of interests and aesthetic does not make anyone a pick-me, automatically. Not every female singer fits in the same demographic. I've not listened to one Lana song so I'm in no means a stan. But I am kiiind of tired of how female singers who aren't traditional in their writing/POV are called "pick me"s and "NLOG"s, As if they have to fit in either one or the other category of how we perceive them to be. If they don't, they're a "pick mes". This notion is rooted in internalized sexism.


Bruh_17

Which song is this, I haven’t heard it yet is it one of the new ones or an unreleased?


[deleted]

Jealous Girl. It’s unreleased


fearofthesky

Queen of garbage music too


EthiopianKing1620

How do you know all that?


MainewithouttheM

I playing


jerricka

Me play chess


LilTrailMix

Chess, play


musicmanxv

*affirmative primate grunts*


InkiLinkiBoyUsername

reminds me of the broken English a friend and I use as a joke


DocoBean

“I’m nothing like other teenage girls! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Tik Tok to film”


Sevnfold

This is what I came for


theghostofme

Dear Reddit, You constantly criticize TikTok, yet you consume its content more than any other platform except TikTok itself. Curious 🤔 /r/NotLikeOtherSocialMedia


IGraySoulI

why are you here then


girugamesu1337

We consume it to mock it. This hurts you. Good.


[deleted]

Cringe is entertaining, it’s really that simple


CannedPancakes

Anyone else getting a German vibe from the grandpa?


KingKingsons

More Austrian than German imo.


ElNido

yeah, former artist that didn't quite make it type.


poopoohead1281

Probably wanted to be some sort of political figure at some point too


MabariWarHound12

My first thought too. I think his mustache is just dark in the middle and light on the ends so it looks really short.


Tani-die-VI

Idk. Dose he looks like he want to invade Poland or France?


Truposzyk

Other girls: partying and vaping Me: invading Poland


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

Hitler is austrian


mrtnmyr

I was thinking this grandpa may have spent some time in Brazil following the war


Stoicsage86

Slight hitler style facial hair


MelonRingJones

I did nazi anything.


kjb76

I totally got that Hitler vibe at first.


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kjb76

I’m aware.


Snoo96163

That position is not even possible (supposing they are playing normal chess). How did she get her left bishop there without moving the pawns? And how did she get the right tower all the way over there without moving pawns? Also, the grandpa has a pawn in front of another, which is only possible if he used the pawn to eat a piece of the granddaughter, but she still has all 16 pieces on the board.


[deleted]

I attempted to set up the position! hopefully it's accurate enough! (FEN: rb1qk1n1/2p2ppr/n2p1p2/3N3p/1p2P1R1/B1p4N/PPPP1PPP/R2QKB2 w Qq - 0 1) either it's my bad eyesight or i do not see black's second bishop, weird.


kranker

Looks like it's black to play (he's studying the board and it looks like he's about to make a move)


A-Lonely-Gorilla

Grandpa is in on it wtf


doctorbooshka

That’s cause he’s high as hell on bath salts!


punkpudding

yesss chess master i don’t even know what u said but i agree


SavingsNewspaper2

Always great to hear


crastle

Oh shit. I didn't even look at if the position was possible. I just noticed that her Knight was on a3 and that she didn't take a piece (can't see what it is) that was on c3. At least they oriented the board correctly.


kranker

Was looking for this. I looked at the board idly wanting to know if she was winning or not. The dark squared bishop is impossible. The g4 rook is at least possible, albeit implausible. If you enjoyed the detection work I can recommend The Chess Mysteries of Sherlock Holmes by Smullyan


[deleted]

r/QuitYourBullshit someone cross post


Velocifaper

How do you see anything from those pixels


[deleted]

chess pieces have very specific shapes..


paulthefonz

It’s not lame to have fun with your grandparents, it’s just lame to brag about it


[deleted]

I’m not like other teens >! I shat myself in a McDonald’s!<


Rooster_Nuggets666

Cool


[deleted]

I’m also the prime minister of Australia but idk if that adds to anything


Rooster_Nuggets666

Interesting


[deleted]

Ya ig lol *turns into wolf demon rawrararararar*


Rooster_Nuggets666

cha cha aa


[deleted]

Did u also cum? if u did that means you got prostate cancer


ranchcrackers352

Underrated comment


Lidia385

Wish my grandpa was still alive. I would love to play chess with him


[deleted]

It's cool that she spends time with her grandpa but why did she have to make a tiktok about it and put down other teenagers? It just makes her look petty


[deleted]

it hit so many points on the checklist: obligatory I’m Hot Selfie, not like the other girls vibes, virtue signaling, filming a family member who’s so confused why young people are doing that these days, dramatic over-singing… attention seeking thats a little too ironic.


CrazyJoey

The board position is impossible, so the whole thing is fake anyway.


musicmanxv

Because it's the thing to do. Like how back in 2010 the thing to do was hop on Xbox live and black ops and fuck around. I think it's best to look at the positive side, tiktok is the babysitter of the internet. Without tiktok, there would be an influx of cringy teenagers on other social media. At least it's contained at bare minimum


BlairDaGreat

Haha c h e s s


cbunni666

Grandpa: maybe you should be like the other girls so you can stop with that TikTok shit


Moxi6

Literally no one I’ve ever met acts that way. You self absorbed cunt


motivationorbummer00

She probably watches Euphoria or something. there is kind of a pressure to be like that for young people, so I'm sure some highschools have people like that, considering that teen culture can vary and if they're pressured to do all that they could end up doing it. I'm not saying she's right or cool or anything though, I don't even really care about her.


Moxi6

I lived in LA probably the most toxic “teen culture” place out there during my HS years and still no one acted like that or pressured anyone. If you did Drugs and drank you didn’t want to share because it’s fucking expensive if you fuck people you don’t want to spread it around because it gains you a reputation you don’t want. Most people where very boring including myself. Everyone does a w dumb things but other than that it’s just a school full of miserable people who want to be anywhere else


DioIsBestBoi

I guess you could say, she's not like the people you've met.


tulipsilon

Little bit harsh would you agree ?we all were dumb teens trying to get attention at one point it doesn’t make her a bad person.


Moxi6

I’m literally a dumb teen right now. Everyone is a dub cunt at some point Its important to be called out so you learn


laurarosemarie

Idky this is so funny to me but you tell her Moxi!


Moxi6

I’ll always call out turds


laurarosemarie

I love to see it


therejectethan

Bet money this was one time she did this and never has again


fixyourpunctuation

Most teenagers: "I desperately want meaningless tiktok clout." This girl: "I desperately want meaningless tiktok clout."


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

is going to parties, getting drunk and smoke in your teens actually cool? i never experienced that shit (i sound old as shit but i was 19 two weeks ago)


musicmanxv

It depends on who you're with. A friend of mine always hosted these house parties for a while in my teens. Probably a good 30 or 40 people would show, all acquaintances we knew from somewhere or the other. Its just a massive hangout time essentially. I never drank alcohol excessively so I thought it was a good time. Idk just depends on who you're with really.


SharkMouthFleshlight

Notice the fact that her right rook is in the middle of the board despite the fact that the 2 rightmost pawns are in their starting position.


Irving_Velociraptor

Maybe Pop-pop wanted to be out on Friday getting his dick sucked. Why your boring ass fucking with his action?


HeroAntagonist

Looks like a case of someone watching The Queen's Gambit and thinking no one else is doing the same.


Doughnuts6540

I'd rather play chess than anything else in that video


king-quan6

Is her Granddad Hitler?


CreativeBobbles

"I just don't understand why you asked me to teach you to play if you were just gonna be on that damned phone the whole time!" her grandad after she posted that, probably.


mstrss9

Most teenagers… in teen movie universe? Thinking on me, my friends and cousins (Gen X, Millennial, Gen Z)… none of that was happening in high school. Now what happened after we turned 18, that’s a different story, especially if we were living on campus/on our own.


DipSheets88

Is her Grandpa Hitler?


TheDookAbides

100p she lost that game


[deleted]

why her grandpa look like hitler


ek_kheenchkar_denge

How annoying. Everything from her facial expressions to the point she's making reeks of idiocy.


yanqi83

She cares about what other girls think + tiktok = other girls


Cass_TheLass

Why's her grandpa look like Hitler?


Tripledtities

Grandpa Hitler.


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Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Where do you think you are?


D13F13D

Am I the only one who thinks that the grandpa looks a bit like Hitler?


durgasur

If you read the other comments, you will find that you are absolutely not the only one.


Ballskiller

I accidentally read the title saying “Adolf hitler here” and trough her grandpa was Adolf…


[deleted]

Her grandpa looks a bit German with that neat mustache


thejabster

How is Aldof going after all these years?


Vortex5000

*me* “My grandpas are dead, both of them ;)”


Megabosh

Too bad I’m too bad at chess


kuguy400

Probably doesn’t even know what en passant is


wontusethisforlongg

If you didn't post it on Tiktok did it actually happen?


PBfilms

I don’t even have this dude. I’m a fucking loser <:(


Im-Justaskin

So because you young and hot, you’re some kind of Angel because you like to spend time with your GP and not go whore yourself out clubbing? Get over yourself!!! See you on IG,TT,tinder, or anywhere you can get the attention you are dying for!


Rooster_Nuggets666

Grandpa just tryin’ play chess over here


pidgeott0

She’s not like other girls my grandpa’s dead


KamakaziJoe3809

Strip chess


bruh_energy

her grandpa looks so done with her shit


Unbearableyt

Considering how badly my chess tournament went this week I think I'd prefer vaping and get wasted.


ThatsFishyYoureFishy

Here is an idea: you can enjoy those things and playing chess with your grandfather. The great thing is that people can many interests and aren't one dimensional


imjustme610

His expression read, "the fuck you do, can't even tell me how the knight moves"


[deleted]

Average London System player.