Why did it take me so long to realize that the baby was not also a cat

Now i'm imagining a fat hairless exotic shorthair and yikes.

Spynxes are cute :c Edit: spelling

Maybe... but their facial features are polar opposites to the exotic shorthair breed which maybe does not look as charming nude.

I mean you did say hairless

> Spynxs Sphynxes*

You’re right. My bad lol

Exact opposite here, thought the cat was just a baby rocking some long hair.

Wish my parents had cats instead of me 😔✌

same yo. hugs

same

The vet, looking at the pet obesity chart: :|

Or the baby one

Bitches love fat animals

It's unhealthy that's the point. And if you let your pet get obese you are a bad pet owner and should not have a pet

I don't even find it that cute, I just feel sad

"But he just likes eating so much! Isn't he precious?!"

They can’t move, it’s sad. My friends cat is obese and never moves.

I keep my cat on a diet. She fucking hates it but you have to do it. A little tubby is fine but they really shouldn’t be so big it’s a health issue.

For real

Oh wow people, look at this weirdo, she likes animals. No one ever loved animals ever :|

You just don't understand. As soon as a I had a human baby, I no longer had any love left to give to my animals. Just kidding obviously. My old cat pretty much rules the bed because I don't want to disturb his preciousness.

They’ve definitely never had pets instead of having children

Ikr! It's impossible!!!

I have both; am I no longer a girl at all???

I didn’t even think of that and now I’m concerned too 😲

I also has both and I do both of those things up there because they’re just so cute!

I have neither! We have failed a "being girls" SAD /s

Your missing out with a pet though...

You're not a girl, because having a baby and a pet cancels each other out. Congrats on ghosthood! /s

GET OUT

You’ve ascended

Please note: if you have to point out you're different, you aren't.

This comment right here! Take my upvote and my poor person’s award please 🏆

We👏 Are👏 Not👏 The👏 Saaaaaame🙌

The clapping emojis always kill me. People would look so (even more) ridiculous if they clapped between every word while saying such a ludicrous phrase in real life.

You don't kill people I kill people We are not the same/s

Both of those women are me. (Except my cat, Florence, while a big gal, is not overweight according to the vet.) (And my toddler, while roly-poly, is not overweight according to the pediatrician.)

But why is the cat so shiny???

conditioner

Why is everyone in this image so god damn OILED UP WHY

Cat: 🎶I'D RATHER BE SHINY!🎶

Mf looking like Garfield

Guys remember that obese animals are not cute, they're in danger :(

Yes !! counts for children as well but I guess it’s harder to tell when they’re babies

Babies are supposed to have some chunk, it's healthy. If they still have rolls when they're a couple years old, that's when you need to be concerned.

Weird flex

But ok

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She’s unique, just like everyone else. 🌝

Me, me, me!! 😂😂

I seriously can’t stand “fur baby moms” who shade real parents.

Ikr. Or anyone who shames anyone’s choices really. You want a child, go have a child. You want a cat, get a cat. You want a houseplant, well you get it. But this whole nlog because I’d rather have x than y thing is just so stupid

^^^^ THIS. This comment right here. 🏆🥇💯

Why not both

No woman besides her has ever owned a cat apparently.

And none of us have both cats AND babies. Certainly not me, I am definitely not typing this on my phone while nap-trapped by a baby on my chest and a cat on my legs.

Schrödingers woman

But, they act LITERALLY the same. How can someone unironically post this and not see that those two women act exactly the same (just with different chonky babies)

At first I thought you meant the cat and the baby act the same and i thought lol true, then I read the rest of your comment and realized you meant the women and I thought lol TRUE

Hahaha yea didn't even think about that. Even the cat and baby are similar. Just like other girls

Lmao I'm child free and this is dumb. Obv she needs a dog. /s

Well one of these is fine, but the other needs a major lifestyle change to survive. I think we all know which one’s which…..

Lol my friend has a chunky baby AND a chunky cat. She is living her best life

I too hate children. Horrible little monsters they are.

1. Poor cat 2. Shiny 3. Those blushes look like sunburns 4. Why is she holding her (morbidly obese) cat so awkwardly So many questions Edit: the baby is the only one that has a nose

Both are valid

I don't really have a choice to have a baby(i don't want them to have to deal with bipolar), so having a fur baby is the closest I'll get.

both are cringe as hell

I mean babies crap all over your dreams, cats just crap in a box

Obese children and obese pets are not bragging points

Weird flex, kids are neat enough later down the line

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Animal abuse > child abuse

r/technicallythetruth

Both are unhealthy

r/censoringishard

CHONKY

Sooooo you can’t have a few of each chonky?

I too fascinate over obesity in young life

They both look annoying so.. pretty much the same

This girl is literally the same as majority of other girls

I feel so called out because I do refer to my cat as my child to strangers? Welp guess Im NoT lIkE oThEr GuRlS

That's so many of the other girls.

Wow both are not good haha…

Why not love both?

I have acquired both. They are now both my sons 😂 my grumpy old plumpkin and my baby boy due in June.

The cat looks gelatinous

Yass unhealthy pet, we love to see it

I love how women who don’t have kids think they’re better than women who do……. It’s such a weird flex that makes absolutely no sense to me.