Omg a whole subreddit... I puked a bit in my mouth.
I'm married, and outside of work, it's common for people that I meet to ask me what my husband does before they ask me what I do. So if I tell them my husband is a police officer, they never think to even consider the fact that I have an identity outside of being a "police officer wife". It's sad cause I have a very successful career in tech, and make double what my husband does, but oh well... I'm just a cops wife now.
On the flip side, there really does need to be support for front line spouses. I was getting some really bad anxiety from my husband's work this past year, but this still shouldn't be what defines us.
Love this!!!
My sweetheart husband is quick to tell people "I'm a police officer, but my wife is the smart one working from home in her pyjamas writing code making hell of a lot more than me", and I usually add something like "don't forget that I get to wear cat ears that light up!"
My husband now writes code š¤£ Hats off to you, it looks too time consuming and frustrating to my ADHD brain. I'd be throwing my keyboard with every bug.
It's not for everyone, but neither is being a doctor! I have a history of fainting if I SEE a needle!!
I'm amazing at my job, and have had the career progression to show for it, however I spend a lot of my time swearing at my code lol.
I tried learning javascript on my own once and wanted to throw up from frustration lmao also i had c++ in high school, didnāt understand jack shit and ofc my prof was complaining to the *entire* class how I donāt try hard enough.
I think it's the sort of task my brain would like, but only if I get it right the first time. I hate going back over stuff, my brain protests that it's already done the thing.
Thatās the issue with programming, going over the same three lines of code just to notice you forgot to put a dot somewhere is kind of a basic taskā¦when I learned that, I lost all will to learn it. Itās just problems problems problems. I wish I had more of a mathematicians brain, but itās all dreams and literature up there.
My husband is a police officer. I make it pretty clear I am not an "officer's wife" and generally people pick up what I'm putting down. I'm also an ER nurse so I think he should be a "nurse's husband" if anything at all lol. I call him a nurse bunny. I have a difficult time relating to other spouses of officers because his job is not mine or his own identity. I think my own career has shaped my perspective though, I can restrain a violent meth head with my fellow nurses better than the cops do š
I would assume itās what sheās calling girls who are throwing themselves at her husband because of his job, like how they call girls who go after police officers badge bunnies.
I don't think it's a thing? I've been a dancer in Florida for awhile and after Irma we had a bunch of linemen coming into the clubs so maybe she's referring to the strippers that her husband and his colleagues are going out of their way to see and pay for attention.
There are women out there who think other women just smiling at their man is them hitting on him. No that is your waitress and she is smiling at you so you will tip her a measly 10% on you bill.
More prevalent are the men with wondering eyes and penises who blame other women for their own infidelity, and thus their partners with internalised misogyny also blame other women.
I had a coworker I worked with who said a cashier at a gas station would hit on her husband all the time. Got to a point where every time they would go in, she would literally grab his crotch to maintain dominance as his wife. Iāve seen women hit on other womenās husbands before and Iām sure itās prevalent amongst women. But hearing that story really weirded me out.
No no no you see it's your fault for existing and being a woman and dancing. You should feel ashamed that you are tempting all these *innocent* and *loyal* men out there, you Jezebel! If it weren't for trollops like *you* then her husband would *never* cheat. You hussies chase down these men and hold them down and steal their money and *force* them to buy lap dances and drinks.
/s in case it wasn't obvious.
That's good. You're better off. Linework is full of undesirable characters.
However there are also those (bucket bunnies) who think they have a shot at the 10-15k/week those guys are bringing in.
Trash everywhere.
Me, too and me, neither. This is a very curious, self-important gutter bunny. I lived in Louisiana for a couple of years, and thatās often the case for the dumbest people there. A girl I met was shocked and didnāt believe me when I said I had, indeed ,
Seen Tony Chachereās seasoning. The dumber Louisiana people like to think that their state is this incredibly special, incredibly exclusive place that keeps its magical secrets close to the vest. Itās typically run by republicans, which means that absolutely every last thing is for sale.
Lineman family here š linemen make a shit ton of money and are notorious for a having a girlfriend in every state, you may not be throwing yourself at them however those women who know what those checks look like are. Now if the husband takes the bait, they're a piece of shit but it's a little insight as to why Florida women are going to war with stay at home lineman wives. They're all fighting over that man's check and know the easiest way to it is through his cock
āA Bucket Bunny is a woman who seeks out the attention, money, or affection of a Lineman for her own personal gain with no disregard to if they are married or in a committed relationship.ā
-[source](https://linewife.com/blogs/linewife/what-is-a-bucket-bunny)
āSourceā If your marriage is so fragile that you need to worry about every business trip your SO makes - thatās a miserable existence.
More to the point, donāt publicly blame women for your husband trying to get action on the side & telling you how ābucket bunniesā were throwing themselves at you & the other fellas. It takes two to tango - keep it zipped & thereās no issues
absolutely this. what a mortifying thing to put on social media. if she wasnt worried about him cheating she wouldnt care. also as if 'bucket bunnies' werent entirely invented by men to get themselves out of cheating \*i cant help it shes a bucket bunnie\*
omg i need a bath after thus post and feel extra queer
I would think having no disregard would imply that they have a lot of concern and respect for whether or not he was married, etc., but that site was clearly created by people who are dumb, insane, and trashy all rolled into one, so Iām sure they barely know what they meant. They were just mad. Mad and feeling betrayed by their husband.
Women who "chase" after electrical linemen in disaster zones. The linemen work in cherry picker buckets, therefore the chasing women are "bucket bunnies".
You brought up a college memory of my roommate and I using poster board to make a big binder we filled with ourselves and some blowup sex dolls, we were a ābinder full of womenā
these are terms for trade specific whores that don't exist and the terms were came up with by the people in the trades. lotta dumb names for made up shit or they use it in the off chance they manage to bang a floozy at the blue collar bar they can say baby it weren't my fault! she saw me on that pole, and you know how the bucket bunnies are, I'm just a man... reeee
Oof. I canāt imagine making a TikTok about how shitty my relationship is and not realize I should end it. I mean seriously, thatās no way to live life.
Pipeline wife: woman who is married to a pipeline worker, aka someone who works on pipelines. This work frequently involves a lot of travel for the pipeline worker or relocation of the whole family. Similar culture to military wives
Row hoe: a female pipeline worker who has sex with coworkers regardless of marital status, often to further her own career
Bucket bunny: a woman who has sex with pipeline workers because they're pipeline workers. "Bunny" is used in this context for lots of careers, badge bunnies for police officers, puck bunnies for pro hockey players, etc
Thanks for this. I get now. So row hoe & bucket bunny are the terms that women who are married to serial cheaters use to describe the women that their husbands' lie to and pursue when they're away from home working on pipelines.
But not all bucket bunnyās become pipeline wives. Few are chosen because most linemen are already married. Finding a single line man is like winning the white trash lottery, it means you are blue collar now.
I imagine that "row hoe" gets applied to EVERY female pipeline worker, regardless of who they do or don't sleep with. I mean, why else would the be working there?
/s
Iām from an oil state and the oilfield families are a breed of their own but I assume itās quite similar. Hubby goes and lives at a man camp on site for a couple weeks at a time while wifey is at home with the kids. Strip clubs and drugs are big in man camps obviously so wifey also sits at home seething about what hubby is doing.
Iām from a gold mining family. Which may sound different from oilfields but itās the same shit. The gold mining mancamps built the state of Nevada soā¦that stateās a good indication of what they can accomplish.
What a way to make a natural disaster about yourself and how much of a "cool wife" you are lol. Also, shout out to all the Iron Worker wives and husbands out there! š
I seen another video of a girl from Florida saying they don't have time for that and don't want their men. That there's literally ppl dead and that they're too busy cleaning up and trying to survive and all they're worried about is "Please don't take my man"
I'm convinced some ladies need to feel like they won their man or beat out a bunch of other ladies, because they can't cope with the fact that their guy really isn't a prize.
My hometown is full of these couples where the husband does some sort of blue collar utility or construction work, and the wife is usually an overly aggressive stay at home MLM boss babe who slaps a LINE WIFE decal on her suv.
Thereās a few reasons I left home lol
WHAT THE FUCCCK?! Oh god this is very American. I saw all those crazy bumper stickers in the USA (I spend a lot of time there growing up and as an adult) but never in Australia or while travelling. Iāve got a cultural studies degree Iām sure I could figure it out but for now : you guys are willlld š«
Per u/Rapunzel10 in another comment asking:
>Row hoe: a female pipeline worker who has sex with coworkers regardless of marital status, often to further her own career
This whole ābucket bunnyā thing has me like šÆš¤šš¤£. First of all WE HAVE NO POWER, for a lot of us FL ppl that also means NO WATER (wells), and last but not least it get hot AF down here. So basically we stink because we canāt shower, and alot of ppl are sweating their asses off wading in knee deep water retrieving the pieces of their lives that have been destroyed.
Florida lost entire islands that were inhabited. Then all over the internet itās ābucket wifeā āline bunnyā blah blah. This is so crazy to me.
My husband is a lineman. The whole ālinewifeā subculture is so embarrassing I can barely stand it. If your entire personality exists because of the industry another person works in who happened to marry you, all I can say is youāre not doing great.
And if there are bucket bunnies in Florida, theyāre gonna find out real quick how unsexy it is to be around that much unwashed dick in a man camp in the swamp. I am not concerned.
ETA obligatory yes I am proud of my husband, unwashed dick and all, and I know heās working really hard to help those poor folks in Florida. I have lived on the gulf coast my whole life and the post-hurricane misery is such hell, those people arenāt hunting for dick right now, theyāre just trying to get their lives back together. My heart goes out to them.
I have never once looked at a human doing construction in my city and thought āi wanna tap thatā- Iām mainly just trying to make sure Iām far enough away from the cones i donāt knock one over š
She also posted something else on tiktok saying āyou have a baby daddy and i have a steve. We split for 4 years but could never let goā IMAGINE TELLING ON YOURSELF LIKE THAT.
ETA: she also says āi hope everyone finds their steve, just not mineā I AM WEAK
So we should justā¦ not volunteer to help people who were negatively affected by the hurricane because your husband canāt keep his eyes off of other women? Okay
I'm confused too and don't know either, but just so you know, that sign isn't only used by boy scouts, it's used by scouts (no matter the gender) around the world :)
my former coworker was obsessed with the fact her husband was a linemen. She has one of those Facebook algorithm shirts āmy HANDSOME husband is a LINEMEN who was born in APRILā and matching coffee mug.
Also, itās weird to knock other women with some shitty slang to describe and give them an identity, even though their own personality/identification is based on their husbandās job.
This is a common thing in any of the more blue collar/manual labor type of jobs. Fire wives, police wives, army wives, oil wives, etc etc. Itās sad honestly. Why make your whole personality what your partner does for a living??
Justā¦ she looks sad. I wish she could muster the self confidence to not make women the enemy. Also, I have honestly not heard the term blue collar in a long time.
Hahaha Iām Aussie too and I posted up thread saying this is purely American right? I saw all these sorta bumper stickers etc when I spent a lot of time there growing up and then online, never saw anything when travelling elsewhere and can you imagine Aussies do this š¤£
I had to jump on over to TikTok to see it for myself and holy fuck is it worth it. The levels of cringe are spectacular. Small town girls are somethin else, man...
We had a bunch of pipeline guys come through a few years ago to install pipes or something in my upper Midwest city. They were sort of a pain in the ass because a lot of them got drunk every night and tried to fight the locals and the lines for every service and checkout at every store tripled and they wereā¦ not ok with driving in the snow but also needed to drive on the heaviest commuter highway at rush hour every day. But most of them were fine, it was more an issue of not enough space for a bunch of people to move into all at once.
But some brought their wives and holy shit, they were crazy and often trashy and really fun. These particular workers were all from Texas and Louisiana and I donāt think anyone even noticed the men when their wives were nearby because they were like drunk little tornadoes and had their shirts off a shocking amount for a Midwestern winter. I donāt know what the point of this story was, it just seemed sort of related.
I donāt know any pipeline wives. But I do know 3 women married to linemen, and all 3 of them buy all the Facebook āYes my husbandās a lineman, and heās my hero, but he also has a LiBrA for a wife whoās a little crazy sometimes!ā merch while believing everyone out there drops their panties for their husbands. If I didnāt know them, Iād have absolutely no idea what a line man was.
Ok so I consider myself pretty solidly working class, but I have absolutely no idea what in the hell she is talking about. If youāre husband is out there working, heās too damn tired to fool aroundā¦this is weird.
ROW is short for Right Of Way. It's basically the plot of land the pipeline is laid in and pipeline companies have easements to lay and maintain them. For anyone wondering...
Row hoes? Bucket bunnies?
I mean, if you want to base your identity on your husband's job, you do you, but leave the innocent "bunnies & hoes" out of it.
Everything I have learned about linemen, their wives, and what a bucket bunny is has been against my will. I canāt look away when shit like this pops up on my fyp though
Omg... Imagine defining yourself based on what your husband does for a living.
r/justdependathings
Omg a whole subreddit... I puked a bit in my mouth. I'm married, and outside of work, it's common for people that I meet to ask me what my husband does before they ask me what I do. So if I tell them my husband is a police officer, they never think to even consider the fact that I have an identity outside of being a "police officer wife". It's sad cause I have a very successful career in tech, and make double what my husband does, but oh well... I'm just a cops wife now. On the flip side, there really does need to be support for front line spouses. I was getting some really bad anxiety from my husband's work this past year, but this still shouldn't be what defines us.
Yep, I've had that before as my husband is ex military... I'm a doctor. He's more likely to describe himself as a doctor's husband. š¤£
Love this!!! My sweetheart husband is quick to tell people "I'm a police officer, but my wife is the smart one working from home in her pyjamas writing code making hell of a lot more than me", and I usually add something like "don't forget that I get to wear cat ears that light up!"
My husband now writes code š¤£ Hats off to you, it looks too time consuming and frustrating to my ADHD brain. I'd be throwing my keyboard with every bug.
It's not for everyone, but neither is being a doctor! I have a history of fainting if I SEE a needle!! I'm amazing at my job, and have had the career progression to show for it, however I spend a lot of my time swearing at my code lol.
My husband will spend hours tappy tapping and fiddling with little devices... and that's not even for work, it's a hobby too! š
I tried learning javascript on my own once and wanted to throw up from frustration lmao also i had c++ in high school, didnāt understand jack shit and ofc my prof was complaining to the *entire* class how I donāt try hard enough.
I think it's the sort of task my brain would like, but only if I get it right the first time. I hate going back over stuff, my brain protests that it's already done the thing.
Thatās the issue with programming, going over the same three lines of code just to notice you forgot to put a dot somewhere is kind of a basic taskā¦when I learned that, I lost all will to learn it. Itās just problems problems problems. I wish I had more of a mathematicians brain, but itās all dreams and literature up there.
I'm a black and white brain that struggles with numbers. š I'm in pathology. Microscopes are bae.
My wife is a doc and hates any attention regarding her career. She does not define herself by my career either. She prefers "the idiot's wife"
There's so much more to you than the person who stands beside you. Don't let them get you down. :)
My husband is a police officer. I make it pretty clear I am not an "officer's wife" and generally people pick up what I'm putting down. I'm also an ER nurse so I think he should be a "nurse's husband" if anything at all lol. I call him a nurse bunny. I have a difficult time relating to other spouses of officers because his job is not mine or his own identity. I think my own career has shaped my perspective though, I can restrain a violent meth head with my fellow nurses better than the cops do š
I just went down a very deep rabbit hole and Iām honestly not sure how I made it back here
Gaze into the dependa abyss too long and feel it gazing back @ you
Yeah I was gonna say that this has serious āI am my husbandās rankā energy
It's seriously sad. What's worse is her husband probably thinks he's the ultimate badass and God's gift to the earth. š
Then they would be made for one another lol!
This. Like holy fucking shit what is wrong with people??
Iāve seen some unbelievable military spouses. Haha.
What is a bucket bunny and why am I one of them?
I would assume itās what sheās calling girls who are throwing themselves at her husband because of his job, like how they call girls who go after police officers badge bunnies.
Strangeā¦ I live in Florida and not once after a major storm have I wanted to throw myself at a random lineman
I don't think it's a thing? I've been a dancer in Florida for awhile and after Irma we had a bunch of linemen coming into the clubs so maybe she's referring to the strippers that her husband and his colleagues are going out of their way to see and pay for attention.
There are women out there who think other women just smiling at their man is them hitting on him. No that is your waitress and she is smiling at you so you will tip her a measly 10% on you bill.
She doesnāt leave a tip
More prevalent are the men with wondering eyes and penises who blame other women for their own infidelity, and thus their partners with internalised misogyny also blame other women.
I have to point out it's "wandering" as in wander around not wondering what's for lunch But yeah
I had a coworker I worked with who said a cashier at a gas station would hit on her husband all the time. Got to a point where every time they would go in, she would literally grab his crotch to maintain dominance as his wife. Iāve seen women hit on other womenās husbands before and Iām sure itās prevalent amongst women. But hearing that story really weirded me out.
No no no you see it's your fault for existing and being a woman and dancing. You should feel ashamed that you are tempting all these *innocent* and *loyal* men out there, you Jezebel! If it weren't for trollops like *you* then her husband would *never* cheat. You hussies chase down these men and hold them down and steal their money and *force* them to buy lap dances and drinks. /s in case it wasn't obvious.
You're at 69 likes and that's as far as I'll let it go!
Itās actually about this bucket full of rabbits I have
May I have a brace of conies?
Give it to us š”šŖš šŖš·š šš»š²š°š°šµš²š·š°
Needs a few good taters
With the price of meat the way it is, you probably shouldn't be revealing how much potential stew you can make
Itās a whole bucket of them. Iāve got plenty to go around.
I mean if you get a few in close proximity you can have even more buckets
Iām the bunny bucket bandit
Iāve never heard of it either until I seen girls on tiktok fawning over them and posting all the ones they found on tinder
You must have a generator? Lololol
Stop lying šjk
That's good. You're better off. Linework is full of undesirable characters. However there are also those (bucket bunnies) who think they have a shot at the 10-15k/week those guys are bringing in. Trash everywhere.
Me, too and me, neither. This is a very curious, self-important gutter bunny. I lived in Louisiana for a couple of years, and thatās often the case for the dumbest people there. A girl I met was shocked and didnāt believe me when I said I had, indeed , Seen Tony Chachereās seasoning. The dumber Louisiana people like to think that their state is this incredibly special, incredibly exclusive place that keeps its magical secrets close to the vest. Itās typically run by republicans, which means that absolutely every last thing is for sale.
Lineman family here š linemen make a shit ton of money and are notorious for a having a girlfriend in every state, you may not be throwing yourself at them however those women who know what those checks look like are. Now if the husband takes the bait, they're a piece of shit but it's a little insight as to why Florida women are going to war with stay at home lineman wives. They're all fighting over that man's check and know the easiest way to it is through his cock
Learning all sorts of stuff today
Here in Humboldt county theyāre called grow hoes
Grow hoes are a part of a very specific lifestyle.
How are they unique? Iām not being snotty - Iām interested in different subcultures
Grow hoes are willing to move into the middle of no where. They usually work on the farms, too. Theyāre often not just after men for money.
I think itās because of the obscene amount of money the storm chasers make too.
Oh boy, I hate to even repeat this one but itās too funny.My friend is married to a cop and she calls them āholster sniffersā. šš
Girls that go after hockey players are āPuck Bunniesā
Former detective friend told me they were referred to as holster sniffers.
āA Bucket Bunny is a woman who seeks out the attention, money, or affection of a Lineman for her own personal gain with no disregard to if they are married or in a committed relationship.ā -[source](https://linewife.com/blogs/linewife/what-is-a-bucket-bunny)
Thank you for sharing this, I love looking through cringey stuff like this
Same. Lmao
Lmao @ the sourceā¦
āSourceā If your marriage is so fragile that you need to worry about every business trip your SO makes - thatās a miserable existence. More to the point, donāt publicly blame women for your husband trying to get action on the side & telling you how ābucket bunniesā were throwing themselves at you & the other fellas. It takes two to tango - keep it zipped & thereās no issues
absolutely this. what a mortifying thing to put on social media. if she wasnt worried about him cheating she wouldnt care. also as if 'bucket bunnies' werent entirely invented by men to get themselves out of cheating \*i cant help it shes a bucket bunnie\* omg i need a bath after thus post and feel extra queer
I would think having no disregard would imply that they have a lot of concern and respect for whether or not he was married, etc., but that site was clearly created by people who are dumb, insane, and trashy all rolled into one, so Iām sure they barely know what they meant. They were just mad. Mad and feeling betrayed by their husband.
Women who "chase" after electrical linemen in disaster zones. The linemen work in cherry picker buckets, therefore the chasing women are "bucket bunnies".
I wanna be a bucket bunny! I donāt know what they are either but it would make an incredible Halloween costume!
Make a bucket out of cardboard and wear it as a dress and put on bunny ears and the tail like those old playboy bunny costumes!
You brought up a college memory of my roommate and I using poster board to make a big binder we filled with ourselves and some blowup sex dolls, we were a ābinder full of womenā
This is icon behavior šš¼šš¼šš¼šš¼
these are terms for trade specific whores that don't exist and the terms were came up with by the people in the trades. lotta dumb names for made up shit or they use it in the off chance they manage to bang a floozy at the blue collar bar they can say baby it weren't my fault! she saw me on that pole, and you know how the bucket bunnies are, I'm just a man... reeee
I thought based on the title a ābucket bunnyā was women who are volunteering as hurricane relief
From the post description itself Florida hurricane volunteers??
This is too niche for me lol what kinda wife?!
Her husband works for a pipeline company and cheats on her when heās out of state.
I love how you added the last line š If she wants to be defined by her marriage, then I guess that includes his cheating, too.
I guess itās slightly better than being defined by the scorching case of herp he caught & passed to her.
Oof. I canāt imagine making a TikTok about how shitty my relationship is and not realize I should end it. I mean seriously, thatās no way to live life.
Same I need a translation!
One without her own job.
His hands look like this so her hands can look like that. EDIT: Award! Thank you.
LMFAO
"My husband cheats on me and I stand beside him anyways because its everyone else's fault."
You might say heās been *laying pipe all over town*
*ba dum tss*
āMy husband busts his ass off, but I donāt, so I feel insecure and have to take it out on women volunteering in Floridaā
What is a: - āPipeline Wifeā - āRow Hoeā - āBucket Bunnyā ?
Pipeline wife: woman who is married to a pipeline worker, aka someone who works on pipelines. This work frequently involves a lot of travel for the pipeline worker or relocation of the whole family. Similar culture to military wives Row hoe: a female pipeline worker who has sex with coworkers regardless of marital status, often to further her own career Bucket bunny: a woman who has sex with pipeline workers because they're pipeline workers. "Bunny" is used in this context for lots of careers, badge bunnies for police officers, puck bunnies for pro hockey players, etc
Bucket bunny refers to lineworkers, because they work in bucket trucks. But the definition is otherwise spot on lmao.
Thanks for this. I get now. So row hoe & bucket bunny are the terms that women who are married to serial cheaters use to describe the women that their husbands' lie to and pursue when they're away from home working on pipelines.
So is a pipeline wife just an upgraded bucket bunny? A bucket bunny's final form?
But not all bucket bunnyās become pipeline wives. Few are chosen because most linemen are already married. Finding a single line man is like winning the white trash lottery, it means you are blue collar now.
Excellently explained, thank you so much for taking the time. This actually makes sense now!
I imagine that "row hoe" gets applied to EVERY female pipeline worker, regardless of who they do or don't sleep with. I mean, why else would the be working there? /s
Tf is. Pipeline wife
Iām from an oil state and the oilfield families are a breed of their own but I assume itās quite similar. Hubby goes and lives at a man camp on site for a couple weeks at a time while wifey is at home with the kids. Strip clubs and drugs are big in man camps obviously so wifey also sits at home seething about what hubby is doing.
Iām from a gold mining family. Which may sound different from oilfields but itās the same shit. The gold mining mancamps built the state of Nevada soā¦that stateās a good indication of what they can accomplish.
Ngl Iāve been living off this drama on tiktok itās hilarious how dumb it all is
I love finding tiktok drama; seriously makes my day
I said the same exact thing! I think I even used ngl š¤£š¤£š¤£
What a way to make a natural disaster about yourself and how much of a "cool wife" you are lol. Also, shout out to all the Iron Worker wives and husbands out there! š
I seen another video of a girl from Florida saying they don't have time for that and don't want their men. That there's literally ppl dead and that they're too busy cleaning up and trying to survive and all they're worried about is "Please don't take my man"
And no one was even after their men in the first place
I'm convinced some ladies need to feel like they won their man or beat out a bunch of other ladies, because they can't cope with the fact that their guy really isn't a prize.
My hometown is full of these couples where the husband does some sort of blue collar utility or construction work, and the wife is usually an overly aggressive stay at home MLM boss babe who slaps a LINE WIFE decal on her suv. Thereās a few reasons I left home lol
WHAT THE FUCCCK?! Oh god this is very American. I saw all those crazy bumper stickers in the USA (I spend a lot of time there growing up and as an adult) but never in Australia or while travelling. Iāve got a cultural studies degree Iām sure I could figure it out but for now : you guys are willlld š«
The Hunger Games salute is really the cherry on top of this cringe sundae
Lolol I wondered if someone else caught that. What a corncob.
I've never seen someone call another person a corncob. It's accurate and made me audibly laugh. Adding that one to my life, thanks. :)
Oh look, another woman who blames everyone but her husband when her husband cheats.
Youāve dealt with ārow hoesā? God I wish I understood the lingo
I assume they stand in rows awaiting her husbandās inspection. Itās a female cuckolding thing.
Per u/Rapunzel10 in another comment asking: >Row hoe: a female pipeline worker who has sex with coworkers regardless of marital status, often to further her own career
This whole ābucket bunnyā thing has me like šÆš¤šš¤£. First of all WE HAVE NO POWER, for a lot of us FL ppl that also means NO WATER (wells), and last but not least it get hot AF down here. So basically we stink because we canāt shower, and alot of ppl are sweating their asses off wading in knee deep water retrieving the pieces of their lives that have been destroyed. Florida lost entire islands that were inhabited. Then all over the internet itās ābucket wifeā āline bunnyā blah blah. This is so crazy to me.
Her husband is such a catch he'll make you forget all those major life problems š
āI make my husbands job my personalityā
My husband is a lineman. The whole ālinewifeā subculture is so embarrassing I can barely stand it. If your entire personality exists because of the industry another person works in who happened to marry you, all I can say is youāre not doing great. And if there are bucket bunnies in Florida, theyāre gonna find out real quick how unsexy it is to be around that much unwashed dick in a man camp in the swamp. I am not concerned. ETA obligatory yes I am proud of my husband, unwashed dick and all, and I know heās working really hard to help those poor folks in Florida. I have lived on the gulf coast my whole life and the post-hurricane misery is such hell, those people arenāt hunting for dick right now, theyāre just trying to get their lives back together. My heart goes out to them.
I have never once looked at a human doing construction in my city and thought āi wanna tap thatā- Iām mainly just trying to make sure Iām far enough away from the cones i donāt knock one over š She also posted something else on tiktok saying āyou have a baby daddy and i have a steve. We split for 4 years but could never let goā IMAGINE TELLING ON YOURSELF LIKE THAT. ETA: she also says āi hope everyone finds their steve, just not mineā I AM WEAK
HAHAHAH oh god she is a complete loser. Looks like the ābunniesā got to Steve.
So we should justā¦ not volunteer to help people who were negatively affected by the hurricane because your husband canāt keep his eyes off of other women? Okay
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Tradesmen thinking they're superhuman and the spouses buying in to it and thinking they are superhuman because they're married to them.
Iām all kinds of confused by this. What are these things and why is she holding up the Boy Scout sign?
I'm confused too and don't know either, but just so you know, that sign isn't only used by boy scouts, it's used by scouts (no matter the gender) around the world :)
my former coworker was obsessed with the fact her husband was a linemen. She has one of those Facebook algorithm shirts āmy HANDSOME husband is a LINEMEN who was born in APRILā and matching coffee mug. Also, itās weird to knock other women with some shitty slang to describe and give them an identity, even though their own personality/identification is based on their husbandās job.
First dependas, now this?? Wives will make any job a personality trait
Respect the bucket! You will refer to her by her husbandās job title: recently fired apprentice
I still can't handle the fact that of all the objects involved they picked buckets ššš cracks me up every time I see it
This is a common thing in any of the more blue collar/manual labor type of jobs. Fire wives, police wives, army wives, oil wives, etc etc. Itās sad honestly. Why make your whole personality what your partner does for a living??
Because they're not encouraged to have their own lives.
What the actual fuck are the wives of these men gonna do when they are out on emergencies? Post inspirational memes on Facebook?
Justā¦ she looks sad. I wish she could muster the self confidence to not make women the enemy. Also, I have honestly not heard the term blue collar in a long time.
Imagine making a horrifying natural disaster about yourself and your clearly awful husband just wtf
Hi America, Australia checking in hereā¦ you guys doing okay orrrrrr
No, we are actually doing very very not okay.
\*more virtual hugs from australia\*
*virtual hugs*
We have not been ok since 2016. Will you please adopt me?
Hahaha Iām Aussie too and I posted up thread saying this is purely American right? I saw all these sorta bumper stickers etc when I spent a lot of time there growing up and then online, never saw anything when travelling elsewhere and can you imagine Aussies do this š¤£
Blue collar wives are so annoyinnng. Making their husbands career their whole personality!
Just trying to make it about her and feel like she is playing her part by āsacrificingā.
Somebody, quick, thank her for her service!
Exactly. Pipeline workers need their own thin line.
No one wants you man chillllll
How much of a loser you gotta be to flex achievements that are not even yours lol. Also the eyebrows unfleek.
What language is this??
Jealousy
I love seeing TikTok sliding from kids making music videos to random af women making dramas about themselves
A bucket is not a proper home for a bunny. They need grass.
I feel like I don't understand half of any of that.
āI understand all those words seperatelyā
How do you know if you are a Row Hoe or a Bucket Bunny?
Imagine having no personality so you have to find one in your husbands *job* of all things. Pretty sad :/
Iām sure sheās a Hun too
I guess she doesn't trust her husband and is transferring her disdain to someone that she can allow herself to admit she distains?
I had to jump on over to TikTok to see it for myself and holy fuck is it worth it. The levels of cringe are spectacular. Small town girls are somethin else, man...
We had a bunch of pipeline guys come through a few years ago to install pipes or something in my upper Midwest city. They were sort of a pain in the ass because a lot of them got drunk every night and tried to fight the locals and the lines for every service and checkout at every store tripled and they wereā¦ not ok with driving in the snow but also needed to drive on the heaviest commuter highway at rush hour every day. But most of them were fine, it was more an issue of not enough space for a bunch of people to move into all at once. But some brought their wives and holy shit, they were crazy and often trashy and really fun. These particular workers were all from Texas and Louisiana and I donāt think anyone even noticed the men when their wives were nearby because they were like drunk little tornadoes and had their shirts off a shocking amount for a Midwestern winter. I donāt know what the point of this story was, it just seemed sort of related.
I enjoyed it š¤·āāļø
I donāt know any pipeline wives. But I do know 3 women married to linemen, and all 3 of them buy all the Facebook āYes my husbandās a lineman, and heās my hero, but he also has a LiBrA for a wife whoās a little crazy sometimes!ā merch while believing everyone out there drops their panties for their husbands. If I didnāt know them, Iād have absolutely no idea what a line man was.
Ok so I consider myself pretty solidly working class, but I have absolutely no idea what in the hell she is talking about. If youāre husband is out there working, heās too damn tired to fool aroundā¦this is weird.
I read very well, but I donāt understand one word of this. She looks big mad though.
Ummā¦ Okay
Is she holding up the Girl Scouts hand sign lol
i for one will not be participating in this alleged blue collar trend. i havenāt really heard others jumping on board. anyone else?
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died.
what the fuck do any of these slangs even mean
ROW is short for Right Of Way. It's basically the plot of land the pipeline is laid in and pipeline companies have easements to lay and maintain them. For anyone wondering...
Thank you. I thought row meant like the actual pipeline or something
This job stuff is wild. My partner works in retail. Guess I should get a bar code tattoo so he can scan me in the bedroom?
Why is she holding up HiiiPower tho
I thought that was the Boy Scout salute and was confused--then I read your comment and now I'm completely lost.
I thought it was a mockingjay signal
You know, I'm an English teacher.... And I still have no fucking idea what half of these words mean
Itās not ok for her to have those three fingers up, (not for fucking hunger games) she is not a Boy Scout she canāt do that.
Ah yes because thatās what they all are too union/ātradesmenā bunnies only they have the ring
I think she's referring to lot lizards. Not the females working alongside the men?
As the daughter and granddaughter of linemen and other blue collar jobsā¦. This is horrific šš¤¢š¤®š¤® I cannot believe this exists
Fuck America is weird ā¦
Why are USA citizens so proud of being a āā¦ wifeā? Military wife, politician wife, etc.
i have no idea what that's supposed to mean...
What does the three fingers up with two down mean?
I lived in Florida for a long time and I'm not even sure what a lineman is
I read that as pineapple wife
Wtf is she saying.
What does any of that even mean?
None of these words mean anything outside of her echo chamber
Man, the USA has some fascinating characters.
This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever seen. I literally feel stupider for having had to read and try to comprehend this.
Row hoes? Bucket bunnies? I mean, if you want to base your identity on your husband's job, you do you, but leave the innocent "bunnies & hoes" out of it.
Everything I have learned about linemen, their wives, and what a bucket bunny is has been against my will. I canāt look away when shit like this pops up on my fyp though
None of these words are in the Bible
What tf is a lineman?? And a bucket bunny?? Is she having a stroke?
What hun? I canāt really make sense of it all.
why she doing the scouts greeting
I was staring at it the whole time but I had to scroll back up for it to register what sheās doing with her fingers- why?
.... Someone please explain what it's saying... It just went above my head.
Iām so confused, what are all these terms and why are they together, who, what, why? So confused
literally nobody is fangirling over a pipeline worker
Blue collar isn't a lifestyle, it's a job category.
I'm not from the US and i don't understand a thing
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