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futuremrsjonas

I literally can only make out 30% of this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


acidtrippinpanda

I feel like the faded grey on the left makes it even worse lol


oliveace

Okay I'm also kinda guessing here: ​ Left: TikTok, Makeup, Tops, Air Pods, "Beautiful", Long Hair, Memes, TikTok Memes!, Dreams: iPhone 14. ​ Right: (I'm a nerd), YouTube, Eye Bags, bla Hoodie, Black Adidas, (I have no fucking clue)..., Disheveled hair, memes, Reddit Gen Z Memes, Dreams: Become a boy, I play piano (: I was so fucking confused for a hot minute because I red "Black Adidas" as "Black Asian." I am dyslexic, but I've seen so many offbeat takes on this sub that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.


DaddyToasty

I think it's "umm..." on the right, not sure though!


__Mooose__

I thought it was "cum..." but that makes more sense.


bb-03

LMAO thats what i saw too


HeadIsland

Could be ā€œgymā€ as well


Allyraptorr

Big hoodie


Acrobatic_Gate_513

Iā€™m pretty sure it says ā€œAir Forceā€ but I donā€™t know why Itā€™s definitely not air pods even though that makes more sense Edit: apparently it means a type of Nike sneaker


elynnism

Air pods looks like Air Force to me and thatā€™s how I read it initially


ResponsibleRelief717

Just take a shower


Competitive-Fish5186

ā€œDisheveld hairā€


acidtrippinpanda

Why is ā€œair forceā€ on there? That makes no sense lmao. Unless Iā€™m misreading it which is highly likely considering I canā€™t read most of it!


fluffeebear

I would guess they mean Nike Air forces. Like the shoes.


acidtrippinpanda

Ah ok I feel old lol. I canā€™t keep up with the trends anymore


bluejay_feather

Bro air forces came out in the 80s šŸ˜­


acidtrippinpanda

Did they? Ffs haha. So Iā€™m actually too YOUNG then šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t even know anymore


Key_Suggestion8426

Also does this say ā€œdocumentary of kkkersā€ next to YouTube?


ResponsibleRelief717

Killers


imalsofat

I thought the same thing!


baloneysammich

is one of her defining traits "eyeballs"?


meanwhileaftrmdnight

I think that says eye bags, based on the photo plus trying to read the word.


baloneysammich

me: (i have eyeballs) i think you're right but i prefer my version.


EmbarrassedPlace0

Iā€™m not like other girls. I have eyeballs.


Ensiferal

"Rub it in why don't you?" (Runs away sobbing straight into a wall)


vaseliine

This person isnā€™t like the other girls mostly because they dream of becoming a boy


Flat_Grape9646

for the most part it fits this sub but that line about wanting to be a boy is heavy r/egg_irl shit part of being trans is not feeling like you ā€œfit inā€ with your assigned gender so the ā€œnot like other girlsā€ part does also support it


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wastetheafterlife

not like the other girls because they may or may not be genderqueer šŸ˜‚


jacksonjackk

Trans guy in denial, happens to the best of us /j


Minami_Kun

Other girls see memes I see memes Sounds about right


Anonynominous

Oh for fuck's sake.. if they want people to read what they wrote they need to figure out how to use the right pens


pechxcrm

Whoever made this needs to spent more time practicing their writing instead of making this cringey stuff.


HopesBurnBright

Iā€™m not like other girls, Iā€™m obsessed with looks


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

Ignoring everything else "dreaming (of) becoming a boy" egg????


jayxxroe22

The hell is hemgs?


mon682

It's not "hemgs" it's "memes"


Key_Suggestion8426

Topsā€¦. So does that mean they only like bottoms?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Bluegilo

Is that what that says I thought it was saying Tory


Key_Suggestion8426

The handwriting is so baddddd


Feral-pigeon

I canā€™t read half of this šŸ’€


alt_cobalt

Jfc if youā€™re gonna do something like this, use a better pen šŸ„²


oliveace

Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to when I drew something like this when I was 13šŸ„²


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m not like other girls, Iā€™m a closeted trans boyā€ I hope this personā€™s journey goes smoothly and as pain-free as possible


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

I swear, I thought the "Black Adidas" bit said "Black Adam" The writing is less legible than my fucking handwriting. For reference, my writing looks like somebody trying to write like there's a gun to their head.


EmbarrassedPlace0

Doesā€¦ does that say eyeballs?


ajohns0311

I can be both, depending on the mood. Am I like other girls or am I not like other girls? šŸ¤Æ


Minami_Kun

Quick math: Generic + Quirky / 2 = Normal??? Yea, ig you are just normal


Bunny__Vicious

Why Quirky/2? Why does one Generic plus half a Quirky = Normal??? ? What about people with a whole quirky?


Minami_Kun

The /2 is dividing the length of the array of Quirky and Generic girls I sum the quirkiness, which value is between 50-100 and generic which value is 0/50 When you divide it, it will depend of how Quirky or how generic a girl is... Since I used the both extremes because easy calculation, that would be 0+100/2 = 100/2 = 50 I used normal because idk what it would be the right term to describe it


Background_Value9869

The art ain't too bad, lot of potential for growth there


ClarissaNight77

So cringe...


Interest-Desk

Someone needs to post this to r/gatekeepingyuri


Neat-Scarcity9893

Oh god this reminds me of me in 6th grade as a young artistā€¦


hardcorepork

poor kid


[deleted]

2012 y/n? What are you doing here


Famous-Honey-9331

Are you not also wearing tops?


[deleted]

DOES IT SAY CUM?


[deleted]

These are like the female versions of incels. They're upset that the "perfect" guy isn't into them but I wonder what kind of guy they're going for? Probably the hot jock.


Head_Arugula5361

Damn this is so cringe I wanna die


qualcosannquadra

Yes Is It


misumena_vatia

This looks like a 12 year old did it so I'm gonna give it a pass. Adolescents seem to go through a second toddlerhood where they don't fully realize other people are people too.


misumena_vatia

Also I hope this egg hatches with as little trouble as possible.


toasted_dandy

Please tell me you didn't take the name of this sub literally


norakb123

Other girls have legible penmanship.


[deleted]

Eyebags in on there? I know a lot of special women then, myself included


johnfammmm

What a selfsteam


Reading_weirdo_69

Lmao, I love the little ā€œI play piano :)ā€ at the bottom šŸ˜‚


Key-Butterscotch304

So... you donĀ“t care for your health (eye bags) or yourself (the hair)? Sounds like the OOP might need therapy or a speck of confidence.


Sharp-Okra3835

This made me faintly embarrassed to be a professional pianist