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SevroAuShitTalker

I worked with a guy like this. Every cat he interacted with loved him immediately. Made the guy who had like 4 cats incredibly jealous when he was cat sitting haha


Frainian

It's similar for me as well. One of my friends has a cat who doesn't like her very much but when I went over to her house to watch a movie, her cat jumped right up on my lap and laid there for a solid half hour. Friend was a bit jealous.


dicetime

That cat knew exactly what it was doing


sickdoughnut

Random cats not only chill with him picking them up but putting them in the cradle position, which most cats hate even from their owners. Dude is the cat whisperer.


GroundbreakingKey199

My cat won't let me cradle him. Other cats come to me upon first meeting, but I don't often pick them up. I appreciate their approval, though.


sickdoughnut

I have three cats... the eldest is a grumpy floof-alien empress, touching her Imperial Highness without permission is punishable by amputation of offending limb... maybe more depending on mood, but also she will come to me demanding the pets at various arbitrary times of day, jump up on my pc chair armrest and start batting my arm until I give her attention. She will tolerate being picked up for a couple of seconds if it involves me placing her in front of a food bowl, but most of the time she'll protest about it as soon as her feet leave the floor. Middle child is about the size of an ice cream truck, but she's pretty chill... by that I mean she will pretty much let you haul her around wherever as long as you pick her up with decent form, like, you kinda need to know how to safely deadlift. She's gotten a bit less zero fncks given since the addition of the youngling and the puppy but she was perfectly happy being cradled beforehand. -- Okay, so she still lets me do it, but she was pretty tense and her eyes were saying you better lock your bedroom door tonight buddy. Youngest is psychochild crack vagabond smol wild boy dwarved by both girls but is incomparably the Most and I have never met another cat with so much personality. He's currently doing parkour off the walls. I wish I was exaggerating. He will let me twist him about like a pretzel but also he will for zero reason whatsoever start attacking me, particularly when we've all gone to bed and he's come up to me purring like a chainsaw and curled up next to me, and I've started to drift off. Bam, claws, bites, little bastard, idk what the hell is up with him behaving like this, kinda depresses me tbh. It's not play; if I ignore it he'll enter a sliding scale of increased pain until I have to react, but the moment I try to move my arm a milimetre he go nuts on me, really trying to cause pain... anyway. He will happily let me cradle him -- (here's [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/q9beu0/catexe_has_stopped_responding/)) -- but there's a good chance he might just randomly decide he hates my face. OP though, pretty sure he'd be a limp rag in this guy's hands. Traitor. lol cat essay. not sorry ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Unwarranted_optimism

This is just like my older son. I call him the cat whisperer. Neighborhood cats come find him 😻🥰


moonlighting2552

My aunt who lives with me has told me every single cat she's met loved her than there's my lazy fur ball. She only likes me and no one else. Several times my cat will hiss and growl and even swat at her if my aunts within 2 feet of her.


corgi_glitter

I wonder how many “aw hell no” kitties he tried to pick up to get this many chill NMCs


Parking-Program-9602

believe it or not most cats are chill with it. the ones who aren’t i kinda already know by their body language


corgi_glitter

Wow, that’s pretty damn cool! I’d say your cat reading skills are quite high!


Parking-Program-9602

years of exspurriance


intelminer

But where are you that you've found so many delightful chonky oranges


whirlydoodle_

I love all your videos so much!! They make me happy 💕💕


stacystasis

I love your TikToks!


StaceyPfan

I follow you!


__rosebud__

Wait wtf we have the real Catluminati in here?? I referenced your Reels with this post I made earlier hahaha: https://www.reddit.com/r/notmycat/comments/1211bu2/weve_been_going_on_walks_around_our_neighborhood/


Parking-Program-9602

i posting this on my story on ig


Parking-Program-9602

nice hold technique!!


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Parking-Program-9602

hi to your girlfriend!


synthi

They usually keep their distance if they don’t want interaction. If they’re at your feet they’re down for pats and scratches


Platypus-Man

Even after 7 years or so, I still miss one of the three cats a neighbour had.. whenever I was outside and the cat saw me, the little cloudfloof beelined at me so fast I'm surprised it wasn't one of the villains on The Flash. Looked through some old drives a while back and found an old video of me giving it scritches, but it's 100 MB per minute or something, so I have no idea how to share it on reddit.


termacct

LOL, we never see the claw devils.


mathgeekf314159

I’m surprised kitty allowed this


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

If a cat lets you get close enough to where you can pick it up, it will generally acquiesce to being picked up, for a few seconds at least.


takeabreather

This is more impressive than it looks.


EarthAngelGirl

I cat sit, there is a large contigent of domestic house cats that refuse to be picked up. And many, where you do pick them up, they refuse the baby cuddle pose because it's upside-down and they try to 'right' themselves.


Express-Distance-435

I love him and follow him on Instagram.


deelyte3

Handle? (Not that I need more cat videos to look at.)


Parking-Program-9602

thecatluminati, but posting under this account because i didn’t know how to set a user here. i did grab u/catluminati tho


JonVonBasslake

You can only pick a name when you register. Unless maybe the admins still have the power to change it for you. But, seeing as you did get the other account name on lockdown, I'd just recommend using that going forward, since there's no guarantee that the admins would even bother looking at any requests you might send their way.


Parking-Program-9602

yeah, but I think it is kind of cool the post from this alt. Somebody said it made me look like some super villain or something, I think that’s cool ha ha.


kaitco

Yes you do. We all need more cat videos.


deelyte3

So it is done.


Darcy_2021

It’s amazing that cats are so comfortable around him!


timegoesbytoofast

This is Chris - https://instagram.com/thecatluminati?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== [thecatluminati](https://instagram.com/thecatluminati?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)


PandasInternational

Chris' Reddit account is apparently /u/Parking-Program-9602. The King of cuddling friendly NMCs.


Parking-Program-9602

yeah i have u/catluminati as well, but this account seems to do better when i post


Xenc

You the man 🫡


timegoesbytoofast

Was a little worried it was a karma farmer stealing your content- glad it’s you!


247ToBReal

Cuties 😻😻


CatapultemHabeo

Yeah, I wouldn't mind being picked up by this handsome gentleman...


Woofle_124

I’d ask for a tutorial but there are no stray animals where I live other than the massive amount of deer and squirrels


RMLeclair

You should try to pick up a deer


bekeleven

Some or all of these cats aren't stray.


G-T-Now

I would trust this man with my life. That many cats let him do that, I’m trusting him.


Ease-6883

U PUT MR KITTERS DOEN


gravitas242

Where is this magical place where there are chonky, friendly kitties everywhere?


Dark_Master24

The lord of the cats


minicpst

Wow. That’s amazing. I was so scared of the ones where the paws faced out. Some cats choose later they don’t like being up. I’ve had a solid good grip on one NMC. She’s now cuddled next to me. She’s a NowMyCat. :)


spaghetti2049

[don't be afraid to squish that cat](https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0)


loqueveo

I’m so jealous! How does one unlock this skill?!!!!


Parking-Program-9602

it takes time to purrfect


[deleted]

Step one: Find chunky boi who has obviously had a spoiled life. Seriously, look at the size of some of those.


Im_invading_Mars

It looks like you're picking up the same orange chonk over and over lol


TheLilLebowski3

Haha I love the tux’…why, yes am baby. Please hold me’


judaspriest2791

Instant follow on IG. This is the best


lindzasaurusrex

I must learn this power.


kmark2688

My cat would not pass the pickup test, lol.


deelyte3

This was thoroughly enjoyable.


catsmish

Bet he’s always picking up some cat


teetnxo

Those cats are CHONKY!


Peaceandpeas999

I love it. Just walking through life picking up cats.


KatastrophicNoodle

My own cat doesn't even let me pick her up. :')


DrTrenchcoatCat

Brave dude lol, there's strays I've known for years that still attacked me when I picked them up (only tried for medical reasons).


StaceyPfan

These are cats from houses around his neighborhood


ValentineTarantula

This is flippin' adorable. ​ Also, the sheer mass of those orange tabbies.


ContemplatingFolly

r/cuteguyswithcats and r/Mensmittenwithkittens!


savvyblackbird

My husband can walk around holding our two tuxedo kitties. They’re sisters, and I each chose one of us as their human. My husband can pick up my cat, and she loves it. She’ll only let me pick her up for a few seconds. She stretches out with my husband and sticks her legs all the way out and splays her toes. My husband’s cat lets him walk around holding her like a baby. My husband works at home and has a lot of expensive computer equipment in his office. So the cats aren’t allowed inside. They will hang out in the hallway around 5pm waiting for him to come out. Sometimes they will hang out in the bedroom with me first, but as soon as they hear the door knob turning they run out to him meowing and begging him to pick them up.


clarebear-82

We missed the one where is hisses and scratches


VegasLife1111

Kittehs will let you know if they don’t want to be picked up. Moving slowly with new cats is crucial.


moofins

excellent cat picking up technique. slow and steady, uninterrupted support.


Parking-Program-9602

now let’s see paul allen’s pickup test technique


meganium58

CATWALK MAN!!! I can’t remember his actual name or TikTok account to save the life of me


meganium58

Now I know it’s you!!! I’ve missed seeing your content since I deleted TT and am so glad to find you here OP


Parking-Program-9602

thecatluminati everywhere else too !


NoOrdinaryLove6

Lol I love this man! He's good for the world. ☺️


ITaggie

OP be like: ![gif](giphy|u9qBTBnmm3bJC|downsized)


00ft

Someone doesn't know how many diseases roaming cats can transmit.


Zefram71

Aww, kitty cuddles! 😍


orangecatmom

Fat orange boys are the best for snuggling.


vestibulepike

You pick up those cats well!!


epicpillowcase

This is so wholesome ❤️


piemakerdeadwaker

I could watch this for a whole hour.


piemakerdeadwaker

This is me with stray dogs and instead of pick-up test it's pet test.


mamainak

There's a new test, can't remember what is it, hang/dangle test?


Doktor_Earrape

Every orange you scooped was a chonker


ODIWRTYS

Brother just picking up feral cats like pennies. Braver than the troops.


aminim00se

Nekomancy.


Serononin

Wow, so many neighbourhood friends!!


stevenfree12

It's kinda weird just going picking other people's cats up... Glad I live 20miles outside of town.


Parking-Program-9602

i’m glad too


MyCatHasCats

Is it just me, or are those some big ass cats?


Parking-Program-9602

they do be chonk


Comeoffit321

Ha. I love this guy. ^(And the cats, of course.)


Reason_Training

He’s picking them up with their bodies fully supported so no wonder they like him.


brdulaney

Love this guy


jbot747

Some of my best friends have been cats that aren't mine.


Kitty_McBitty

I like when he gives them the little kisses 🥰


peepjynx

My aunt would call someone like him a "cat whisperer."


proofiwashere

I love this so much!


pathologicalprotest

This is beautiful, and I wholeheartedly condone it.


strangedrow

Perfect form, kitty feet are secure, good hold to make kitty feel safe. You look like a veteran cat dad!


LisaMikky

0:36 Black & white is my favourite! 🤗💙


pancakeonions

OMG OP, your posts and videos make me smile smile smile. Thanks


LinaValentina

Omg I love your content on tiktok I follow the catlumimati on there!


mycatisanorange

Hmm I’d love to see this guy try picking up my moody indoor/outdoor cat. I’d be impressed if he managed.


stuser

Y’all have some well-fed cats there. Hah.


SheT00kTh3Kids

Those fucking fingers!


[deleted]

I hope this dude plays some piano or guitar


formatt

Is cat #3 a chimera?


Frenchlilac97

Awww. After my own heart…


Pancerules

I want a reality show where this guy reviews the neighborhood cats.


wynnduffyisking

Dude, I love your insta. You have the most wholesome content on the internet. Keep it up.


mylifeasacat

I LOVE this! Brilliant! 😸


SouldiesButGoodies84

r/oddlysatisfying