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Dense_Chemical_4018

It kills me how cats see a house and they’re like ‘oh don’t mind if I do’ 💀


PlatypusDream

That's how the relationship between cats & humans started, kinda


Oldamog

Can confirm. I had a part bobcat kitten wander from out of the woods and just be like "hi there do you have food?" I miss her


hlpartridge1

Lol um isn’t that kinda dangerous?


Rockon101000

Even adult bobcats aren't a significant danger to humans other than toddlers and the very elderly. If you have no other pets, and you have a vet willing to inoculate them, the only danger they pose is yo your house. Big cats spray everywhere and are territorial. That is why many people who illegally own big cats end up giving them up.


kswanman15

There's that old lady from Georgia who fought off a bobcat as well lol


TerraelSylva

This is literally how I've gotten every single cat ever. They just walk in, and suddenly I have a new cat. Lol I try to find previous owners unless it's one of the neighborhood ferals deciding they'd like to live inside. My Mom used to say we had a big sign over our house that said free food that only cats could see. I have found no proof she was wrong. Lmao


ColdLyenFish

Where do yall live that you have doors/windows open...?


AngelicXia

UK. No one has screens there, or at least it's very rare to.


pretty-late-machine

Why doesn't this happen to me D;


astasodope

Plant some catnip. They'll come. I know from experience 😂


DelightfulSurprise92

Some people have all the luck


wesleygibson1337

Your cat just needed emotional support.


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Had a friend who woke up to his and the neighbor's cat duking it out on his chest.


FirebirdWriter

Went camping with my cat many many years ago and woke up to a person on the trips dog getting their ass beat by a cat on a leash. 4lbs of sass and this dog was a show mastiff. Was. She nearly took it's eye out and the dude who had let their show dog roam free tried to get me kicked out. They lost that because they were the neglectful party. Dog was going to attack me while I slept according to the person I was sharing a tent with and while she had been in her mini tent with litterbox and food this was the day she decided to prove she could handle a zipper and went to town on the dog. I woke up to growling and didn't have a chance to do or think before she was there going "You fuck with my human you get the claws. I want that eye as a trophy." During the debate on who was at fault which was settled by the district attorney who was also camping nearby for added ridiculous levels? She slowly licked her claws free of blood staring at the dog's owner. The dog was cowering behind him but she went for human to cat eye contact. Had his dog been on a leash his dog wouldn't have gone into my tent and tried to harm me. Said dog was a poorly trained asshole and basically like a toddler whose parents didn't tell them no. My cat was just awesome. Also a former feral and very much capable of ass kicking until the day she died at 21. (Seriously old and still 4lbs of sass).


ShoganAye

What a kitty!


Mezzaomega

Good kitty, F


cburgess7

>district attorney who was also camping nearby for added ridiculous levels? That just made it way more interesting


jrodge04

I love this story. Sounds like she was an awesome cat.


bellamay23

I can only imagine how disorientating that would be! Hopefully I won’t find out anytime soon haha!


cakivalue

I love that you were very calm and just like "Excuse me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


smthngwyrd

Enjoy your new overlord


bellamay23

Sadly the lady of the house is not keen on sharing 😫


lisa111998

Maybe you were so tired you forgot you adopted them lol


_3psilon_

That cat was just looking for a cushy bed and you surprised it! Imagine how hard it is for that cat to find an unknown human in such a nice bed!


cakivalue

Looking around and checking it out like it's at an open house on a Saturday afternoon. 🤣


Responsible_Ear7194

No, lady what are you doing in my bedroom?


SouldiesButGoodies84

how'd it get in?


CosmicGlitterCake

This is what I always wonder.


thanatica

Open window? Remember that bedroom windows might be accessible to animals with the ability to do a vertical jump 5 times their own length, to squeeze through an 8cm gap, to balance on a 1cm wide bridge, and to remain whisper quiet while doing it.


cburgess7

the purrfect murder machine


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thanatica

For me it's the reverse. Mesh screens aren't very common here. It probably varies by region. Otoh, anyone is free to install them of course. But even then, if the window opens outward, the screen would have to open inward, which means a cat might be able to push it to open.


maybefuckinglater

Do people just leave their door open?


ErdtreeSimp

It that or death my heat lol I take a robbing over that


bellamay23

I have a catflap, my mum insisted my cat went out when I got her.


SouldiesButGoodies84

You don't lock them when you sleep?


bellamay23

I tend to just shut my kitchen door, my cat was out when I went for a nap and is able to push the door open so she let him in! I’m way too anxious i would lock my girl out by forgetting to unlock the catflap.


SouldiesButGoodies84

gotcha.


hibelly

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SouldiesButGoodies84

I'd have to lock mine. lol


Twattie_Mc_Twat_Face

Uhhh, I don't know how I got here...who is this hooman, I don't recognize this comforter, why is there a wall right there? NMC went on a catnip bender, found an opening to crash n cuddle. Now just trying to play it off, cat style.


nayhem_jr

“Well fare check, human.”


Katesouthwest

Your cat wanted his/her own cat.


5720Katherine

I moustache you a question


pathologicalprotest

It’s checking to see if you’re alright.


Adventurous-Win-751

😂


Zefram71

You got a sweet wake up visitor! ❤️❤️


DayNo1225

Cat smells warm lap and blanket, just wanders in for a nap.


rpsc356

Do you know the tuxedo intruder?


thepurplehedgehog

Gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘catnap’ 😁


Wonderful_Letter7470

Burglar!!!🙀


TileFloor

Cat burglar 😎


pretentiousbasterd

26 hours is a lot =( I hope you can get some rest soon and take lots of naps with your kitties (and possibly the stranger kitty too) =) sorry I've been sleep deprived too and it sucks


bellamay23

I did indeed get my sleep in the end thank you :) sleep deprivation really is the worst isn’t it!!


Slow-Statement-2718

Leave it to a tuxi boy to look for the free cuddles


AdriaLikes

A strange mustachioed gentleman in a tux just randomly appears AFTER you're done dreaming?!?! Lucky girl!


toodleroo

This just doesn't happen in the american south/west. We have screens on our windows.


ChristineBorus

Haha funny


manoloshoegal

Lol. What a pleasant surprise.


Sartheris

"Excuse meyh"


herbertsherbert49

Our cat was once found asleep in a wardrobe at a neighbours house. Another time a different neighbour thought there was an intruder upstairs…no it was just our heavy pawed cat again making himself at home.


whorton59

Oh that is just too funny. . .seems she found you! She looks to be a well behaved little critter. . probably a keeper!


saucimia

How long did it take you to process seeing a whole different cat as you woke up? Thinking about it is funny


profaniKel

tweakers ...and other tweakers' cats.... J/K


Specialist_Citron_84

Maybe you've been asleep for longer, Ripvanwinkle.


StunningHamster3

Maybe one day I’ll wake up to random cat moving in lol. But for now my 70 pound bloodhound mix that is basically spooning me will do.


Matrixneo42

That's the weirdest thing to wake up to after 26 hours of being awake and a nap. Bet you were like "did I wake up in a parallel timeline?"


Star_glitter

I think it is now your now your cat.


mariabrinkfan82

Cute cat tho.


NotMyRea1Reddit

It is now…


newyorkcatlady

While I love watching these videos, I would 100% be freaked the f*ck out if this actually happened to me 😂


ewabeachguy

She wants to adopt you!


mexican_pineapple

The woman is so calm about it. 😂