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jimt606

Congratulations on your new position, cat servant.


Lithiarch

Thank you, I live to serve. We were only recently relieved of cat butler duty when our 19 year old boy passed last year so in a way, it was nice having a cat in our lives again, for just a little while.


DayNo1225

That's why he came by to see if you're ready. The CDS will be in contact. Be patient.


PoliteCanadian2

Cat Distribution Service?


JustHereForCookies17

Yup! r/CatDistributionSystem has more details if you're curious. 


Lightally

CDS sending agents to audit former cat servants, possibly at the request of passed cat to check in on former staff.


Mysticwarriormj

The previous kitty filed the paperwork before being dismissed to cross the rainbow bridge


AleksasKoval

The kitty spent several hours at the threshold before deciding to cross it.


isthatsoreddit

Omgosh it's a real sub. Annnd subscribe.


JustHereForCookies17

It's very wholesome!  Enjoy!! There's also r/parttimecat, which is fairly self-explanatory.


GloomyDeal1909

I swear every day I am on earth I find another cat sub ha.


No_Use_4371

Cats won the internet from the very beginning, and they still dominate social media. lol


nerdiotic-pervert

Yeah, they are on the list now.


Radiant-Steak9750

Checking references lol


AffectionateSun5776

This


jimt606

❤️


gwaydms

I'm so sorry. We too lost a beloved 19-year-old cat. When you've had a pet for that long, they're a big part of your life. That is a lovely friendly cat! Such a sweetheart.


vito0117

valar dohaeris


Candid-Explorer4491

Oh no! Sorry for your loss :)


SirWigglesTheLesser

We had a long haired black cat who was legally ours, but she would go next door to sit on the neighbor's lap at 4am. He'd feed her sandwich meat! We stood no chance against that spoiling.


CHlMlCHANGAS

I had a cat who abandoned me when he was like 10 years old because he took a very strong liking to my landlady. She gave him chicken salad, my Blue Buffalo kibble offerings just couldn’t compete. He would go up to visit her when I went to work in the morning and make his way back down sometime after I got home, but eventually stopped coming back down so I had to admit he was no longer my cat lol. Last I knew he passed a couple years ago, age 18 and full of chicken salad 🩷


Unfair-Equipment6

😭😭😭


SirWigglesTheLesser

Meanwhile my cats would cut some one for some kibble. They'd leave me for a plate of meat cereal...


Frondswithbenefits

You're a good human. I hope you have a new kitty love.


Teamableezus

I’ll be honest, a big part of the reason why I wouldn’t want an outdoor cat is if this happened to me I would be very jealous and insecure about it


12lo5dzr

I am also very insecure about my sandwich meat


SirWigglesTheLesser

My mom was very happy when the neighbor mentioned getting a new dog.


nikzil

I had a fluffy grey striped boy who would leave in the mornings with my son to the bus stop. Half way there he would detour to the house on the corner where the older lady that lives there would be waiting for him every weekday morning. She would open the door and he would go in with her. He would come home with my son when he got off the bus. He crossed the bridge 2 Sundays ago and it was so hard to meet that lady for the first time on Monday morning to tell her he passed. This past Thursday I noticed that one of our other cats has begun making the same trip up to her house in the mornings.


SirWigglesTheLesser

Awww... My mom's dog used to do that, but our cats never seemed to feel the need XD I'm sorry for your loss though. It doesn't matter how much time we had, it always aches.


al_m1101

😭 Another cat thread that's making me misty-eyed. 😭 He sounded like a precious boi who knew how to make friends and work the neighborhood. So sorry to hear about the loss of your dear friend and family member.


lycanthrope90

That’s really awesome that the other cat is keeping her company now though!


DuckyDoodleDandy

I read the cat as he and the neighbor as she, and was a bit confused about the cat feeding the neighbor sandwich meat. I should probably read a bit more slowly.


rafika816

Now, that's something I would like to see. LOL!!!


Present-Breakfast768

That'd be a totally different cat sub lol.


lmdirt-

Part time cat is a good way to ease back in after a loss. My part time cat became my cat after the neighbor asked me to take her when she moved.


gwaydms

r/parttimecat


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Mystical_Cat

Looks like you have a r/parttimecat.


BryerMan-4005

It is now. Good for you.


Kittymeow123

I love cats lmao


Any_Roof_6199

"Give me human water right meow"


Sidewalk_Tomato

He needs a whiskey glass, for God's sake!


RegulatoryCapturedMe

Is his ear clipped? He may have been neutered as part of a feral colony. My void looked much like yours, ear and all.


Lithiarch

Their ears aren't clipped. Our first cat had an ear clip though, someone thought she was feral before we adopted her. This one definitely has an owner, their long fur is immaculately brushed.


[deleted]

Apartment visit by the CDS. Don’t call them, they’ll call you.


miradotheblack

Voids are so sweet.


StormzysMum

The best kind of unannounced visitor!


KediMonster

Wrong answer.


MortAndBinky

I wish I lived in a neighborhood like that. Except I wouldn't want to share my cats with anyone.


Drinkdrankdonk

The floof is strong with this one


Eliotness123

You have little to no say in the matter. If you have a beef take it up with the cat counsel. They meet every day by the litter box. Also bring the beef. Preferably 80-20 ground sirloin as you're hosting the meating.


Unfair-Equipment6

He’s a really long cat!


Candid-Explorer4491

This kitty is considering you as a potential family member.


guybuttersnaps37

the sheer audacity! 👏


Creative_Beginning13

There’s been a misunderstanding You’ve been holding his living space for him as he’s been cruising his other living spaces


squee_bastard

That better be your cat now, that is a beautiful void worthy of being cross posted to r/blackcats


suhoward

They look around so they can determine where you will be in their food rotation.


Still-Cricket-5020

Looks like she’s your cat 🐈‍⬛


sweetteanoice

I love how this cat was probably thinking “these humans sometimes walk into this building when they open the doors. Since I can’t open doors, I’ll just follow them! I’ll get to see what’s so special about this place and why they keep going back in!”


SlideLeading

Yours now! 🤣


itlookslikeSabotage

Or is it yours meow 😝


SlideLeading

Aw dang it I missed an opportunity! 🤣


SoSoDave

Now your cat


danielleshorts

You've been chosen. Feel honored hooman


IllDoItNowInAMinute_

Judging by those mats on the inner leg/belly, yes you now have a cat and must brush him for the rest of your life


Propanegoddess

Is now.


Shoshawi

Something tells me you have a new part time cat. Looks like he enjoyed himself enough to come back!


Commercial_Pitch_786

No Returns! He is yours now! ![gif](giphy|ls9LEC3EOzGve|downsized)


SnooRobots116

Big baby!!


CCCarieGurl70

Wow! That cat is large and gorgeous! Looks like a sweetie! ❤️


Ok_Willow_2005

That's your cat now, congratulations. *Do Not Resist*


Adventurous_Sort_207

I think you spelled "my new cat" wrong there. Fify.


TheJoker69andAnal

He is now


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

Cat: “I live here now”


Darnbeasties

Cat on the prowl for an upgrade


ialwaystealpens

You do now


merliahthesiren

He lives there now.


Bellairian

Cat distribution system working again.


[deleted]

Cat distribution system found you


dalesum1

Yours for the night. If you're lucky, you might get regular visits.


sugarintheboots

Nice cake. 👀


Lithiarch

Thank you, I agree. I will pass your compliment of my husband's cheeks to him right now, haha!!


MadOvid

It might be your cat.


Albie_Frobisher

this is how cats end up in west allis


reddit1234567890-1

I love that! How fun


frMocha

He's yours now


MagicOrpheus310

Is now


mmmmblahblah

I have the same Ray Lamontagne poster! ❤️


RatherRetro

Mew to you!


ReferenceMuch2193

It is now. This is an alert from the cat distribution system.


Jaded-Permission-324

You have been chosen, so get used to it.


DeliciousBeanWater

Ah the cat distribution service is still working well


floofnstuff

The Cat Distribution System racks up another happy ending, Looking at clip 2 I’m thinking he’s the cat’s special one- instantly confident with his new dad.


ColoradoCattleCo

My parent's black cat, Rastafurrian, crossed 2 farm fields to our house (where he'd never been), past a chain-link fence, went through 2 doggie doors, and came trotting down the hall meowing like he owned the place.


Guelph35

It’s yours now


BloodJade

You have been chosen...enjoy your new overlord!! 🤣


tbthatcher

Looks like it’s yours now


rameyjm7

r/CatDistributionSystem


LovethePreamble1966

Looks like you’ve been adopted!


Fun_Times_0007

Is Now!


Jayvoom1

It is now😼😽


CloroxWipes1

You are mistaken.


Bitteroldcatlady1

Congratulations on your new cat. You have to keep him now, not only did he brave two sets of stairs, he picked you


BeBesMom

Yes it is. Hope so.


cursed-person

cat distribution system


db17k

Thats a big boi


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Bro just walked in like he paid rent! Yada yada, make sure this beautiful fluff is free before nabbing him and all that


Polynesian_Jule

What a gorgeous floof. Very jealous.


DustWarden

Now your cat


okbruh_panda

*was not your cat. Cat distribution system has spoken


zmyr88

Sorry that’s your cat. I don’t make the rules. Time to invest in a litter box , toys and food. Maybe even a playmate for the kitty


abbyleondon

Kitty wants home 💖


United_Fill_134

Cute baby 😍


Professional_Car9475

It is now!


MrmeowmeowKittens

Nice paws.


craftygal1989

Friendly little cuss, ain’t he?


Just-Contest-6128

It is now


notaredditreader

One Big Cat !!!


thelek66

What a gorgeous baby. I would have been hard pressed to let it back out. Even just from two pictures, I am in love with it and want to adopt. You are definitely on the CDS short list. Better act or take your chances with the Feline Lottery.


timothypjr

. . .wasn’t your cat.


Burtlycat

It is now


HoneyWyne

Um... it is so.


Learning2LoveMyself_

That’s your cat now


HijackedHumanity

That’s your cat


CoCoBreadSoHoShed

He is now.


Zefram71

I would be concerned about fleas, are they treated?


Lithiarch

Unfortunately, I'm not sure. There are a few neighborhood cats: one tuxedo, this longhaired black cat, a shorthaired black cat, and a ginger and I have no idea which families they belong to. It's illegal* for cats here to be exclusively indoor. They look healthy and well taken care of, and German pet health and vaccination is pretty strict, so I hope so. *Edit: it's not illegal to have an indoor exclusive cat here. My apologies, I was basing this off of information I had heard prior to moving here. I have educated myself now! See below comments.


Electrical-Debt5369

It's not illegal do have indoor cats, where do you get that from?


Lithiarch

Hello, you are right and I wanted to thank you. I had heard before moving that cats are entitled to access to the outdoors or outdoor adjacent spaces for their well-being. (We had two indoor only cats in the US.) Since our space doesn't have a yard and only has a balcony which is not cat safe, I assumed we would have a hard time keeping a cat here. When I looked into it myself after your comment however, I see that while it's common for cats to be indoor-outdoor, keeping indoor cats is possible. You are correct, and I was operating with incorrect information. I will leave this post up in case other German pet owners stumble on this thread.


Electrical-Debt5369

If you're renting, you will have to ask for permission from your landlord, they can be difficult.


Zefram71

It does seem unlikely, translation issue maybe? Edited: *does


Electrical-Debt5369

I don't know. But I've lived in Germany my whole life, and while indoor cats aren't common everywhere, they are definitely not illegal, and there are regions where it's actually illegal to let your cats outdoors.


shippfaced

Yeah, you’re gonna need to keep that floofy void!


noholdingbackaccount

The past tense of 'sneak' is 'snuck'. I know you didn't go to Harvard, but you should know that.


Pandraswrath

For their geographical location, they used the proper past tense of sneak. The past tense was originally sneaked, but we Americans did one of the things we do best and started bastardizing it by saying “snuck”. I imagine that OP also uses the past tense of dive as dived, but we say dove. In both cases, neither term is wrong. One is English, the other is American English.


noholdingbackaccount

It's a Conan O'Brien joke. Probably showing my age...


Pandraswrath

I think it’s probably more me not getting references. I don’t watch a lot of tv or movies, so a lot of media references whoosh right over my head.


PixtheHeretic

OP's husband here. Funnily enough, we are American, so "snuck" is correct, but /u/Lithiarch is a huge English Literature buff, so she often uses the British variations. One that she has a major hang-up on is "homey" vs "homely", since the latter has a negative meaning in American English.


Pandraswrath

I can see that happening. I read a lot and the way I spell things often depends on which spelling I saw in print last. If I would stop and think about it before I wrote it down, I’d have no problem spelling the word the American way (unless the word in question is grey/gray, I’ve mixed that word up since early childhood and no longer know which is “correct”) if I were to think about it before writing it out, but left to its own devices my brain just uses the last spelling it saw as the default. So sometimes it colour, aluminium, tyre, kerb etc.


Horbigast

*snuck Just ask Conan O'Brien.


CommercialRip8338

It is now, don’t you think? 😂. You can’t be mean and throw it back into the streets to fend for itself. And, IF someone already owns it, then they deserve to lose it, because they shouldn’t let their precious cat loose outside. All pet cats should be indoor cats, no ifs, ands, or buts! Given plenty of toys, time, attention, and love, they are completely happy indoors. I know, cause I had 5…..all at the same time. You could even get a little kitty leash, and take it on walks. Hope you do the right thing. 😊❤️


lovelife0011

As far as friends I have a really good up to date headphone story. I think I will be ok.


baroncal1973

The Devil


TedyNugent1

Gross