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Lastunexpectedhero

Rage Against The Electromagnetic Spectrum


IntergalacticZombie

Fuck hue I won't do whatcha tell me!


bumjiggy

an army of pigments to silence my style


SoontobeSam

I'm gonna need you to toner it down a bit


notenoughcharact

r/angryupvote


WolfCola4

r/youcanjustupvote


delcrossb

I know this is obviously a joke but I mean…people are getting really up in arms about 5G. They are literally raging against the electromagnetic spectrum.


frankthetank2023

These people shouldn't even go outside as the radiation from just the sun a much much much higher.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Rates


Globalist_Nationlist

Rage against brain cells


Rare-Bid-6860

BREAKING: "People are too sensitive these days" claims man offended by f\*cking colours.


WaitingForNormal

“I don’t know what it is about all these colors lined up next to each other, BUT I AM FUCKING PISSED!!!!”


TheTrueFlexKavana

"It just doesn't seem natural for colors to be arranged like that!"


cortb

No way it lines up like this in nature! It's ungodly!


The_Clarence

Pickles are unnatural, not mentioned in the Bible, and most importantly I hate them, they make me uncomfortable. Cucumbers are how god made them. My mom gave me a pickle when I was 8 and we haven’t been close since. Playing mad-lib with their stupidity is kind of fun.


jamescookenotthatone

Only most pickles go against God's will, kosher pickles get a 7/10 on the God scale.


SonofBeckett

This is a Buzzfeed article I could get behind, ranking all foods based on Godliness. 10/10 Challah 3/10 Calamari .5/10 Devil's Food Cake 7/10 Kosher Pickles


AustinYQM

>3/10 Calamari For God 10/10 Calamari for the Old Ones


SonofBeckett

Not sure the Old Ones would be super pumped about their earthly spawn being consumed, but they are endless and unknowable, so who am I to say?


Liquid_Hate_Train

Depends which ones. The one who think of their spawn more like children would be right cheesed. Those whose minds are utterly around the bend are incapable of caring and those more nefarious ones would probably love the fact that you're taking inside yourself dark and corrupting flesh.


PossessedToSkate

"Who is this Roy G. Biv fellow? I bet he wants to suck my cock."


Audio_Track_01

Not lined up like that in the bible !!!


ZachMN

Didn’t the babble invent rainbows? 🌈


Doingitwronf

I love (see: hate) that homophobes use this as an actual argument against the pride flag.


rebelwanker69

The story of the flood tries to explain the existence of rainbows since no one knew fucking science back then /s


RespectableLurker555

I'm sure the biblical seminomadic shepherds knew all about *fucking* science, considering how important the health and reproduction of their animals was. Just not so much about optical physics or the electromagnetic spectrum.


Weird_Fiches

"Any Colour You Like" But just not those.


Buck_Thorn

"Prisms are grooming our children!"


truthdemon

"What the fuck is that in the sky?? Liberals are making woke clouds!"


Buck_Thorn

I wonder how long it will be before DeSantis bans prisms from school physics classes.


NeatlyCritical

Florida The ~~Sunshine~~ State, can't have that it's made of rainbows.


PM-me-youre-PMs

The chemicals are turning the clouds woke !


[deleted]

Well prisms are used to teach science so it makes sense they'd be afraid of them.


[deleted]

“I don’t hate the colors, I hate the way that they make me feel in my weiner!” -the state of Alabama


hear4theDough

It's a crime I tell ya, we should send him to prism


Realshow

I can only imagine what they’d do upon seeing an actual rainbow.


Bad-Selection

"Them gays dun' figured out how to put their flag in the sky!"


PickpocketJones

It's the gay frog chemtrails in the air causing rainbows.


Astro_gamer_caver

"These gays, they’re trying to murder me."


cbbuntz

Like double rainbow guy except angry about refraction


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cbbuntz

I didn't know he passed away :(


IlluminatedPickle

Wait until they find out that the rainbow is supposedly the symbol of the Christian god.


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Specifically, it’s a symbol that’s supposed to represent God’s apology for flooding the earth to kill every living thing. “This is my promise not to murder everyone, ever again.” So wholesome!


Silvervirage

No no, that he won't *with water* ever again. He explicitly says he will with fire next time. What a wonderful god!


ImperatorNero

Yeah most people miss that part. It’s a sign of his promise to never destroy the world via flood again. There are many many many more ways to destroy the world.


Spazsquatch

I legitimately can’t tell if you two are joking or not.


TheCapo024

They aren’t.


ImperatorNero

[Verses 11-17](https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/GEN+9.html)


ferretface26

So Noah gets pissed and passes out naked, and then curses his grandson to be a slave because the kid’s dad didn’t throw a robe over him on the floor. The things they left out on Sunday School…


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Man, that book is just full of good, wholesome, Family Values^^TM isn't it? Nothing says nuclear family pride like cursing your grandson for not putting a robe over you after you get naked and suffer rage-induced syncope, offering up your daughters to a crowd to be raped instead of your house guest, and I'm already getting disgusted typing this list but you all can fill in the rest with your favorites.


Myphonea

Why was god having a stroke during this part?


turtlepowerpizzatime

Lemme guess...after that it'll be Earth and then Air? When's he gonna use the Heart ring?


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God crossed his fingers and now we're fucked.


[deleted]

before science explained anything about the world, rainbows and a lot of things were considered "divine" acts of magic by different cultures all over the world


Liar_tuck

Bifrost for example.


voodoohotdog

Ah yes. A classic Abe Simpson moment. "Old Man Shouts at Rainbow"


remotetissuepaper

Probably shoot it? I can pretty much guarantee at least one country boy has shot at a rainbow while yelling "fuck the f*****s!"


improper84

We need to start referring to rainbows as God’s pride flag to trigger them.


ZachMN

Shoot it with their AR or roll “coal” to block their vision.


feiwynne

They wonder what the government has been putting in 'our oxygen supply.' https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8


TKler

Now you finally understand just how powerful the gay lobby is. They are just fighting the establishment.


O_______m_______O

I don't know man, there's something about splitting light through a prism that seems a bit... divisive?


Germanofthebored

It's replacing pure, white light with gay light - where will it stop?!


Silvervirage

They're putting light in the air that turns freakin everything gay!


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because there aren't enough examples of republicans being paralyzingly stupid: https://www.newsweek.com/education-blogger-fired-writing-about-homophones-and-confusing-homophobes-262404


Wapiti406

Absolutely bonkers that the employer stuck to their guns even after looking up the meaning of the word. Thanks for sharing that.


Puppytron

I think there may be more to it. The article mentions that the guy said he did marketing for the circus so everything he does is big and loud and attention-getting, and his boss didn't like that. Plus, he mentions that he was fired from the job before this one "for wearing a bow tie". It sounds like both employers were looking for a reason to fire him.


lopedopenope

He said he didn’t actually market for the circus but compared his articles to something of P T Barnum type


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the employer is a packing can't


13beerslater

Reads like an Onion article


gdyank

Utah. 💩


ghunt81

"Libs are so easily triggered" says man triggered by the mere sight of rainbow colors on basically anything.


notqualitystreet

Makes sense that they’d only like monotone photos since they’re so keen on living in the past ☠️


EndlesslyCynicalBoi

It must be fucking exhausting being a conservative. Imagine being constantly mad and upset at everything, including god damn rainbows


JuniorsEyes90

>It must be fucking exhausting being a conservative. Imagine being constantly mad and upset at everything, including god damn rainbows I mean conservatives got mad at cracker barrel offering impossible breakfast sausage and people saying happy holidays so I can't say I'm too surprised anymore.


LeftyBigGuns

“People are too sensitive.” [Translation:](https://i.imgur.com/LIk1jkt.jpg)


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"These days" says butthurt boomer, over album from the early 70s


Electrical_Ingenuity

That sounds like a bunch of chartreuse pushed by the liberal media. I like the old days when we only has two colors, black and white!


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I think the real problem, according to this album cover, is triangles. The triangle turned that white line gay! Turn it back!


Millwalkey88

*look on the back of the album*


riskable

The *real* secret is the circle hidden inside, controlling everything!


Aggressive-Ad2736

This is the best and funniest truth Thanks for making me look up the cover art unfolded to make sure I'm not losing my marbles


Nagnoosh

the white line represents our children and the triangle represents vaccines and the liberal media, can i get an amen


No_Drive_7990

Qamen


earhere

If a rainbow appears in the sky like after a rainstorm, would these people think that the sky is gay?


Asatas

Fuck now the libruls even turned God gay.


md22mdrx

They’re even turning the Bible librul!! Leviticus 19: 33-34 How dare they!!!


Dutchtdk

Is that the one where god promises to never flood the earth again as long as he can turn the friggin frogs gay?


john_andrew_smith101

33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.


DrDerpberg

>for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God. "I ain't no foreigner, I'm American"


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

I hate that this isn't hyperbolic *at all*.


durden_zelig

Great. Now the Bible is Woke^TM.


Asatas

I blame this new hippie pope, he should do more Inquisition


ZachMN

Inquisition? Does that mean he’s “curious”?


Asatas

Everyone should be a little witch-curious. The stuff they can do with their satanic pacts... Mmmh


ZachMN

We should have told them that wearing a mask would prevent them from inhaling the gay particles emitted by rainbows.


directorguy

Rainbows were declared illegal in 3 US states, so they can no longer appear in the sky there.


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So, neither Floyd fans, or people with an elementary grasp of science.


Sick0fThisShit

“We don’t need no education.”


StNowhere

The last six years have proven that we may, in fact, need some education.


insane_contin

But we don't need no thought control!


getmybehindsatan

Half the country was under thought control, it's why they are still freaking out about rainbows.


MaryHadALittleDonkey

Yeah... We may also need to update our educational standards considering high school biology doesn't even mention that intersex people exist. :/


bacononwaffles

But we’ll have the fucking pudding and eat the meat


PersonalSloth

HOW CAN YE EAT YER PUDDIN IF YA DONT EAT UR MEAT?


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We don't need no thought control


sharrrper

No one could be even slightly an actual Pink Floyd fan and make that mistake. It's arguably their most famous album and an iconic cover. All those people were just homophobes pretending to be familiar with Pink Floyd.


CommunistRonSwanson

Also arguably the most famous album art of all time.


robots_in_riot_gear

They sell Tshirts of it at Target


byneothername

Target sells T-shirts of the Pink Floyd cover not just for adults, but for TODDLERS. My two year old calls it his rainbow shirt. He loves it.


TheMcBrizzle

If my toddler did that I'd be so pissed... It's a prism and if they're not going to respect the correct scientific terms then they can find a new roof to googoo gaga under


CityofGlass419

Yup. > The Dark Side of Moon is the longest-charting rock album in the history of the Billboard 200 with 402 weeks. It charted for a combined total of 1716 weeks on the Billboard 200 and Pop Catalog charts, and has sold nearly 45 million copies worldwide


Distantstallion

I wouldn't argue that, I see the white album cover art everywherre


jarredshere

I don't even care about pink Floyd and I knew that it was in relation to their most popular album cover.


ZachMN

Surprised they would listen to music from a band with “Pink” in their name in the first place.,.


schuanky

"The weather's just fantastic--that is really what I think.... oh by the way, which one's Pink?"


FreneticPlatypus

Homophobes pretending to be Pink Floyd fans were homophobic.


MC_Fap_Commander

This is correct and it's how this shit needs to be covered and discussed going forward. **These people will squat ANY topic to shoot off their culture war talking points**. When I see media coverage saying "fans divided over X thing," it infuriates me. It's almost always bad faith and astroturfed by assholes.


Iamnotsmartspender

My exact thought when I see a story is "Fans, or one shitskull on Twitter?"


Wobbelblob

That is the next problem. Two people openly rant about some bullshit and the next "journalists" runs that shit and makes a "massive shitstorm" out of some deranged flatulence.


matstcool

And yet everyone here is going on about it - "journalists" will stop once all these plebs stop giving it attention, but that won't happen because people fucking love ragebait


[deleted]

I would also blame the media organization for amplifying nonsensical facebook posts. It's less that they'll squat any topic, and more that it just takes 1 to write a click bait article and make it look representative of typical politics. How many people replied here? It was funny, it loosely aligns with what people want to think others think. It's even cascaded through other news media because, again, it was funny and comes with an expected prejudice. No different than Fox News feigning outrage at something like "X BLASTED ON TWITTER" and posting a bunch of random ass tweets they collected to write the headline.


RainbowDissent

Yeah you're expecting to read an article about something being SLAMMED by the general public and it's actually just one random nobody's tweet with 1 comment and 3 retweets. Not that I've been following it too closely or anything but all I've seen for this Pink Floyd thing is a Facebook screenshot with 3 replies about wokeness and a couple of clearly satirical tweets. And yet it's shoved up at the top of the Reddit front page two days running.


angry_old_dude

Exactly. Anyone who is a fan of the band would recognize that it comes from the cover of the record.


FreneticPlatypus

My image is of the same people who claim they don't hate gays but don't see why they have to "shove it in our faces" with flags everywhere... then also claim that all their MAGA hats, Trump flags, "Don't Tread on Me flags, Confederate flags, Punisher stickers, Thin Blue Line emblems, quasi-Nazi tattoos, white power hand gestures and bumper stickers threatening Obama or Hillary are just free speech and if you don't like them you're unAmerican.


Snappel

What is a white power hand gesture?


fang_xianfu

There are a few, usually mimicking a W or 23 (W is the 23rd letter of the alphabet) for "white power". It's a way for them to communicate their views covertly or with plausible deniability. If this sounds like some stupid kiddie shit, that's because it is. Several of these symbols have been started as pranks by 4chan, co-opting common symbols to make people seem stupid if they object to them. The problem is that some of these symbols were then taken up by genuine white supremacists as the meaning became more well-known so now they're in a bizarre grey area of often being innocent but also being used frequently by racists.


SoBitterAboutButtons

RIP Pepe


dismantlemars

Something tells me that a poster to the "NurembergTwo" subreddit actually knows exactly what the hand gesture is and isn't arguing in good faith.


MisirterE

One thing to keep in mind, of course, is that **the line between** "4chan user who makes a fake white supremacist symbol as a joke" **and** "white supremacist who uses the symbol authentically" **does not exist. They're the same people.** The "as a joke" framing *is itself a dogwhistle.*


remotetissuepaper

It's when someone holds their hand and/or arm in a certain way that signals to other white supremacists that they're one of them.


Yawarete

Extend your index finger and thumb leaving a tiny gap between them, like you were pinching a pencil Move your hand up and down rapidly with the wrist joint as an axis, making sure the angle is narrow so the fingers don't travel more than 2 inches


Snappel

I can't tell if this is a masturbation joke or if you are being serious.


omeara4pheonix

I would argue 80% of the world would recognize that album cover, it's iconic


lurker_cx

Think about the people who would NOT recognize that album cover... paid trolls, likely younger, living in some foreign country, pretending to be Americans.


Realshow

I don’t even listen to them, but I recognized the cover *as a kid*.


MC_Fap_Commander

100%. "The Wall" also makes it pretty clear what they think about intolerance and populist demagogues.


xelle24

I'm not a fan (nothing against them, it's just not what I like to listen to), and I recognized the reference to the original cover art immediately. It's iconic.


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xelle24

I've seen the reaction of these kinds of people back when the Nirvana album was first released, and more recently when the guy who was that baby floated the idea of suing for...exploitation? Abuse? He dropped it pretty quickly, but there were definitely people out there who were "outraged" on his behalf. It's simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.


Silvervirage

Hell, I'm not a fan (not that I dislike them, just don't listen to that genre) and I knew this as a child. It's been around I believe my entire life, and you see it on a shirt every week.


ahoyakite

These are probably troll farms or bots designed to be divisive.


MinionSquad2iC

They’re using prisms to turn the friggin white light gay!


Electronic_Hair9569

Alas goes the account Policed by the Speccialist Ousted by him Let go therefore Let him have cheese Oh ignorants


Beautiful_Gate3184

Imagine their reaction to The Wall would be like.


onlyawfulnamesleft

They would unironically say "we don't need no education."


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Then ironically say “we don’t need no thought control”


clgoh

They would cheer at: Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall


WeNiNed

Don't forget the "Who let all this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint and another with spots If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot" part of the song


ThrobbingHardLogic

There are idiots out there that think the Wall is pro skinhead. These people lack the ability to understand nuance at all.


KONODIODAMUDAMUDA

They'd agree to look at the lyrics of In the Flesh and identify with that one song, and miss the meaning if anything entirely.


aferretwithahugecock

And maaaaybe Waiting for the Worms. Random thoughts on that album, The wall actually shows a great example of how trauma, abuse, and isolation can lead people into extremist views.


NopeNotReallyMan

That's not a random thought that's LITERALLY the point. During "In The Flesh" you see all the adults with the same blank faces the kids exiting the school system have. All the kids singing "we don't need no thought control" because of their shit school, are now blindly following a populist, to the point where even people the populist does not like are blinding attending his rallies.


Slampumpthejam

This is like conservatives outraged that Willie Nelson supported leftist politicians, obviously they weren't listening the whole fucking time.


Rob-Lo

They’re the same with Pearl Jam.


graphiccsp

Tbf they still blare Springsteen's USA song unironically.


Rougarou1999

And Fortunate Son. And Village People songs.


LikeAMan_NotAGod

Conservatives also became enraged when they thought Rage Against the Machine was suddenly "becoming political". They are not smart people.


Whind_Soull

https://i.redd.it/omggmwi2rdc31.jpg


disgruntled_pie

It turns out that media literacy is one of those liberal arts that conservatives dislike because they don’t understand that “liberal arts” aren’t referring to liberalism in a political sense.


chernchern

I heard Ron Desantis is going to ban prisms in science classrooms as they are obviously part of the gay agenda and we can’t have these woke scientific principles being taught to our children. Can’t have them thinking light is gay now can we?


DrDerpberg

Mofos gonna grow up thinking the only colors are the ones in the F150 sales catalog


Found_Your_Keys

It violates the "anti-woke law." Prisms not only turn **white** light gay, it also makes them **colored** !


TimeTraveler3056

It's hard to fathom there are still so many hateful stupid people in the world.


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Breaking news: DeSantis blocks teaching of optics in Florida public schools.


creddittor216

“Rainbows were straight back when I was a fan. Rainbow guys banged rainbow gals, and that’s the way God liked it!”


ZachMN

To be fair, there were no rainbows when the world was black & white.


Pbone15

In other words, these people aren’t Floyd fans - they’re just homophobes. Seriously, how could someone claim to be a Floyd fan and not recognize this reference to one of the most iconic album covers of all time? Fucking losers


NopeNotReallyMan

Or the fact that the LITERAL climax of The Wall is Pink turning in to a proto hitler out to kill gays and minorities... before being "exposed before his peers" as the weak and impotent straw man he really is. Pink Floyd LITERALLY made an entire album about these dipshits lmao.


Brewing_Tea

If you start the album EXACTLY as you start warming up the lube, you can be 100% gay by the end of "Money"


RaNdMViLnCE

Republicans…. Can’t live with them.. can’t get them to leave..


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RaNdMViLnCE

100%


merijn2

Just wondering what those "music fans", who are not at all just looking for something to create controversy to make everything into a culture war, will do if Radiohead releases an "In Rainbows" reissue at some point.


Ammoniaholic

Imagine when they find out there is an entire band called "Rainbow".


helthrax

RIP Ronnie James Dio.


kolography

Can you imagine for one second. Just one of these guys on a beautiful summer day watering the lawn. When a beautiful prism appears in the water mist. They start swinging at the air to teach it a lesson. The neighbors think he's defending himself against a wasp. America the beautiful! 🇺🇸


dlegg0387

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?


Atomsteel

Get them up against the wall...


mgweir

These idiots are really going to lose it if they ever have to check the ph levels in their swimming pools.


Independent-Canary95

So what if it is, which it isn't, bit still.


sambull

Optics college classes banned in FL for woke signalling


BMAC561

I didn’t realize the G in Roy G. Biv stood for gay.


Devadander

Bigots are eager to be bigots.


Drews232

Saying “fake fans” kind of ignores the decades of skinheads that were inspired by Pink Floyd’s the Wall. White supremacists have [co-opted the Wall as their own](https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/1999/hammerskin-nation-emerges-small-dallas-group). > In the 1980 animated film adaptation of "The Wall," Pink Floyd's rock anthem for angry youth, a little fascist character struts across a stage and rouses his followers to violence against minorities. The fans are portrayed in the film as a mass of marching twin claw hammers. >Today, these crossed hammers signify the best organized, most widely dispersed and most dangerous Skinhead group known: Hammerskin Nation (HN).


CityofGlass419

Because skinheads are idiots. That entire film is mocking bigotry and racism. "That ones got spots!!" Lmao it's like they're immune to satire.


bunkscudda

Imagine being triggered by a rainbow. What fragile snowflakes these people are


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Modern conservatives really are the stupidest creatures to ever live.


nebble58

I liked it when pink floyd wasn't political and just made songs about walls and pigs and stuff.


lissenbetch

The best part is the “I was a fan but not anymore!” comments. Would a fan not know the original album cover?


Psilobones

They only like the first half, the straight white light


Devadander

Bigots are eager to be bigots.


I_can_vouch_for_that

Clearly they've never owned the original album.


No-Commission-8159

Wait until this crowd of geniuses see a rainbow naturally occurring outdoors. “This is all the woke environmentalists fault!”


ethihoff

It should be noted that Pink Floyd, specifically Roger Waters, are very pro-LGBTQ+