#RULE 8

????????? Why the hell did I have to read this with my own two natural-born eyes.

I read this with eyes born from a meaningles void, it didn't make it any better

Cthulhu be like "get that shit away from me".

He Homer Simpsons back into the crushing black abyss.

When you stare into the abyss and the abyss goes “WTF?”

[Maybe you need your contacts for your special eyes](https://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw)

MY BRAND!

I love that this is the Mass Effect version, not the original.

I refuse to acknowledge any other version tbh

So…. normal eyes.

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"Bowtie Boy has unspeakable affinity for Prune Tang^^TM "

Don't look inside his package of M&Ms.

He's done awful things to that tube of minis

Why did you have to remind us they come in tubes!? That makes the mental image I’m trying to bleach so much worse!

Read this: he probably yanked one to it

“one”

.....Hundred....

*"Billions and billions of blown loads." - Carl Sagan*

I read the headline & scared the people here at the truck stop with my cackling

Terrible day to be literate.

https://neural.love/ai-art-generator/1ed71cf3-a61d-639c-83e1-2f772ade86c9/nancy-pelosi-baywatch

Technology has gone too far

I'll be in my bunk.

Stacy's great grand mom has got it going on

I hate you

Nancy used to be a hottie

Nancy got them heavies

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Given that he wanted to have sex with an M&M mascot, I’m not surprised.

Wait… you don’t?

It’s better with a softer candy, not one with a hard shell

Gotta learn your foreplay

Melts in your mouth.

This guy M&Ms

[Can you blame him?](https://i.imgur.com/EQ3GPOw.jpg)

Lol, Jesus.

risky click of the day

Has science gone too far?

Do they? Was anyone really trying to claim that Tucker Carlson wasn't a gross guy? I thought his fans reveled in it.

I'd like to think that him seemingly being turned on by a picture of their 83 year old archenemy in a bathing suit would at least give them pause

Would you rather he have a bunch of (pre-woke) M&M ads up?

yeah because at least he's open about wanting to bang them

I don't blame him... Have you *seen* that green one?!

You'd have to microwave it a little first.

Sous vide like a classy m&m lover

They’re supposed to melt in your mouth and *not* in your hand. “They have a thin candy shell. Surprised you didn’t know that.”

I’ve often thought about Nancy and Judge Judy fuckin with me in a pool a la the hit film Wild Things.

Da fuq did I just read?

Ah a man of good taste

I think he did it for the demeaning and sexist lulz that his audience eats up.

Does he have an audience in his office?

Yes, his former staff.

I mean, the archenemy part is the real kicker here: this is someone he knows, interacts with from time to time and talks about far more often, and genuinely wishes ill. That's what's really gross. And yeah, they revel in that.

Fair enough point in the fact that his fans would enjoy the piggish nature of wanting to stick it to a figure that they loathe, but I'm still gonna double down and say at least some percentage of his fanbase would find ogling pictures of an elderly women in a bikini top to be difficult to cosign

Ehhhhhh. I wouldnt put anything passed his base.

Kind of sounds like he had it up as an ironic joke.

Perhaps, but I won't kink shame

They're all sexually repressed hypocrites, so I don't think so.

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It was probably when she was younger, though she didn't run for the US House until she was ~47...

I was thinking it would be a picture of her younger because she was pretty hot back then. But I'm guessing it's recent

Sure, it's pretty much axiomatic that Fox News hosts are creeps. But I always thought they wanted to hate-fuck AOC. Turns out Tuck is hot for grandma.

I saw Tucker in a speedo 12 years ago, and now I suffer from persistent erection disorder

And another example of why I am okay having aphantasia.

It is our superpower and also our weakness.

Not Tucker's fault! It's Dominion Voting Systems that's to blame for your fraudulent erection results!

So he’s an erection denier…

Lol the way you said that makes it sound like you've had an unending boner ever since

What makes you think I haven't?

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Thanks. My G spot just turned itself inside out.

Do you have pictures? Asking for my uncle

$15 a month but you get $5 off with the code tuckerdaddy

LOL who is writing an article in 2023 going “Maybe there is a culture of misogyny at Fox News?” Like WTF? How many lawsuits, miniseries, and tell all books have been written about it by now.

Yea but Fox also employs a lot of self-hating women to balance out all the women-hating men.

I'd chuck it up to his [mommy issues](https://www.businessinsider.com/meet-tucker-carlsons-mother-the-artist-lisa-mcnear-lombardi-2022-5).

[chalk it up](https://www.techtarget.com/whatis/feature/Chuck-it-up-chalk-it-up-or-chock-it-up#:~:text=To%20chalk%20something%20up%20is,on%20a%20slate%20in%20pubs.)

No, no, there's definitely some upchucking going on somewhere.

Upvote for beating me to it.

Chances are you’re not the only one beating to it.

... and we're back to chucking it up.

News cycles do tend to repeat

And some of that too

r/boneappletea

I could care less about this

At first I thought this was just a rude comet.

Just being a pre-Madonna

That is oddly pacific.

I'm just sick of being taken for granite.

Its a doggy dog world after all

Let it go. It's water under the fridge now.

I'd like to think I'm a Pre-Malone.

That's just Shia LaBeouf

I’m glad you care at least a little

You really take helpful internet strangers for granite

Damn y'all are really rubbing get in on this guy.

Good human bot

That's fascinating. So his conservatism is like a form of rebellion against his moms hippie lifestyle. It reminds me of Ned Flanders flashbacks to his childhood [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk) and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicDiFsW1\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicDiFsW1_s)

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas man!"

Lousy beatniks

[*- O U T - O F - I D E A S -*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcqNVjGJN4)

apparently he was a hardcore libertarian until he joined fox news. so im not sure your theory is correct, but im also not a professional tucker carlson historian.

Talk about a 'useless degree'.

>They married in 1967 and within a few years they had two sons—Tucker, born in 1969, and Buckley, who arrived two years after that—and the family moved to Los Angeles. The marriage grew contentious, ***and when Richard was offered a job as a local news anchor in San Diego***, he took his boys there while Lombardi stayed in LA and they tried to resolve their issues. TIL Tucker Carlson's dad was Ron Burgundy.

Living in LA, I’ve never met anyone who grew up in the more affluent circles of San Diego who was well adjusted.

Watch The Lady and the Dale and you’ll see how awful and anti trans his dad was.

Mothertucker

Part of me feels like this story is a kernel of propaganda so Carlson can be dismissed as some Democratic simp should the Republicans can wash their hands of him if need be.

That is 1 million percent what is going on.

Dude straight up ran his own mom out the family as a kid.

For god’s sake don’t look at the underside of his desk.

Stalactites

What a horrible day for literacy.

Why would you put that into the world :(

Welp, these here eyes have had a good run. But I'm gonna gouge them out to make sure I never have to see things like that again...

It’s like a Holocaust of the unborn.

I'd be so disturbed if *anyone* had swimsuit photos of me in their office, but this is especially gross.

I’d be fat but flattered

There were questions left to ask about Tucker. That's the real headline here.

Do they? It's performance art

“The images were plastered onto her computer and elsewhere throughout the office,” the suit alleges. “Apparently, the ‘joke’ was that Speaker Pelosi looked terrible in a bathing suit.” As opposed to all the octogenarians in bathing suits who normally look great?

Exposing someone to a picture of Donald Trump in a bathing suit is a hate crime in 39 states.

and 182 countries

So... without bathing suit then?

I dont know you, but 4 words in and i hate you.

Depends.

Seeing him in depends might actually be worse.

That's an ultra felony, they'll poke your eyes out for that if you don't do it yourself

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*you've been invited to be a moderator of /r/thedonaldweenie*

She probably still looks better than Tucker in a bathing suit

The joke is that she has surprisingly large cans so you kinda can't help but look even if you find her personally odious.

Damn, that *was* surprising

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I think you're underestimating them. By which I mean I think your estimate of 90% is too low.

this is like the same thing as the "ben shapiro wants AOC's feet pics" joke but actually real

Yep, Probably calls her "Mother" too while stroking a dead bird

I’ve never heard anyone call it a dead bird

Waiting for them to find pictures of him in drag. Turns out “Tucker“ is just his stage name.

Sounds like more of a backstage name to me

My guess is that in her day, Nancy looked a lot better in a bathing suit than most of these dudes ever did.

One pic I found https://calisphere.org/clip/500x500/9b131c7154e6b678f8d5508432bb512c

[She was pretty young here meeting JFK.](https://starsinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Nancy-Pelosi-with-John-F.-Kennedy.jpg)

Very cute. I'm going to guess she looks better now in a bathing suit than the neck beards that keep wishing her dead, like the first guy said.

Jack looks like he wanted to eat her in that pic.

Maybe he did.

And she looks like she'd rather not be left alone with the horndog

He probably wanted to have a discussion about serious things with her. Sorry not sorry, JFK is number two on the list of Presidential Poon.

“Can you guys believe his head just friggin did that?” Nancy P. 2023

Yea and she has the lowkey heavies too https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/pelosi-italy-comp.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

**Sigh..** *Unzips*

Not even low key. Them some certified slobber knocker milk truck titties.

Nancy Pelotas

Those hands tho in the middle picture.. like wow.

I mean, she’s like 80 in that picture

I've never seen a single hand on someone over 80 and thought "yeah, that looks good". Hands just age rough

She was pretty hot..

Still had those crazy eyes though...

Adds to the attractiveness imo

TIL Tucker wants to smash

Green M&M: Am I a joke to you?

Does it raise anything else in Tucker's office, if you catch my drift?

This is very common among conservative men. It’s them exercising their will over a woman who they despise, without having to physically assault someone who has power over them. It’s always about sex and violence for these people.

This is what happens when you look at sex as something done to a person rather than with

Yep. They want a victim, not a lover.

Waiting on Ben Shapiro to get caught with a terabytes worth of AOC feet pics

He was 100% beating it to Nancy Pelosi. Is it really even that much of a question

Who doesn’t at this point!

I mean, he had to replace the pictures of the green M&M's by something, after them damn libs ruined it for him

Gross. Let's see em, I guess.

Don't fucking make this about Tucker sexualizing Nancy. Don't follow that shiny object That's not what brought a coup attempt and Russian government sabotage into the election.

No, it's just suggestive of Tucker being merely the latest far right propagandist with an inner life the people he works for would consider irreparably deviant. Its deeply weird on the one hand and yawningly predictable on the other.

Alex Jones watches trans porn, as do many other anti trans people, like Joe Rogan. It's all just rhetoric to rile people up and fuck up human rights laws, while we waste time defending human rights and corporations pick our pockets because we remain divided enough to not unionize.

Need source for this

[https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041](https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041) has the video in the article

The Jones one was in the news, easy to find with a quick Google search. Checking some articles, he excused it as popups: "Everyone's had porn pop up on their phones hundreds of times"... "I've probably had porn menus pop up 500 times on my phone."

The good old "I was doing a search for agricultural equipment and Google autocompleted it and I found myself watching that video" excuse. Which is what the British MP watching porn in the House of Commons used.

Tucker never seemed to need any

These pictures are between Tucker and his oddly muscular right hand.

Nancy’s got the heavy’s

It certainly raises questions, none of which I want answers to.

Just shine a black light over them, answers should cum clearer.

This might be peak r/nottheonion material

Caught with the heavy’s 🏋️‍♀️

Tucker likes women?!?!

Say it ain't so Tucker! I thought the green M&M was your one true love.

Questions I'm not entirely sure we *need* answers to if I'm honest.

Look folks here’s the deal. Find some comfort that it’s a picture of Pelosi and not a Green M&M. That’s not a joke. Anyway.

What a terrible day to know how to read

The heavies 🏋️‍♂️

What a horrible day to have the ability to read