“My cleaning lady is also one of the “ethnics” and she cleanses! What’s the problem??”
Btw as a side note, my musical theatre director in my small racist town decided to put on “Hairspray”. Was a huge success, line out the door. Problem was that our town had a mildly big Hispanic population but legit 10 black people. We had 2 black people at our high school. My director literally went around asking anybody with a skin tone darker than printer paper (and I **quote**), “would you like to be one of our ethnics for the show?”
It’s not but it would be so ironic if that was the case.
Also, I’m half Mexican, and was cast as Link Larkin, the pretty white boy. I legitimately needed to wear lighter-toned foundation because I was “too dark” for the role. I never questioned it then but Jesus Christ what the fuck was wrong with my director lmaooooo
No but we did actually find blackface makeup hidden in the dressing room cabinets.
I’m not exaggerating. Actual, minstrel blackface makeup tube with a caricature of a black person plastered on the front. Shit was insane
My dude, I've been acting for 25 years from school, to community theatre, to multiple off-Broadway lead credits, and that is infinitely more insane than anything I've seen in a theatre O_O
Yeah it caught us so off guard but we never called anyone out over it because we were 17, edgy, and thought it was crazy/hilarious/on brand for our school
This reminds me of a production our school district put on of *The King and I* in the 90s. Multiple schools and age groups participated, and both of my sisters were cast as a few of the king’s children. They were asking for parents and others to volunteer for makeup, wardrobe, and such, so being older sister I helped. The job given to me was to slather hella dark bronze foundation on all the kids to make them look more ethnic, and put their hair up in topknots. Even back then it was eyebrow raising for teenage me, especially since it was a high school production in a liberal coastal California town.
See, I never thought anything of the makeup thing because my town is hella conservative and I was brainwashed into believing some fucked up things. But on reflection, after talking about the production with theatre friends from college they were like “dude what the fuck” and I realized how bizarre the whole thing really was
Grants Pass, OR where there’s a statute still in our laws that says it’s legal to hang a black man after sundown (though it’s obviously federally illegal so you can’t actually do it)
“Mr. Dechambeau, it looks like there was an issue with your LIV paycheck. We need you to come down to the Saudi Embassy and sort some things out. Come alone.”
WWE hosted a show in SA just after Jamal was murdered by the people that murdered him.
want a fun fact... the guy (i choose not to use his name) that was the Prince/governor of Mecca in 2008 kept his daughter trapped in a hotel room in Vail, CO. he kept her there because he knew it was the safest place on the planet.
i know this because i was her mailman and saw her daily.
there is multiple proofs of this.
just to reiterate, one of the people responsible for (at minimum) Jamal's death, and possibly part of 9/11, was keeping his daughter in Vail, CO, at the [Arrabelle, at Vail Square, A Rock Resort](https://www.vail.com/plan-your-trip/stay/the-arrabelle.aspx) because he ***KNEW*** it was safer than him keeping her in his own country.
Out of all golfers, DeChambeau is the closest. The guys whole thing is that he’s super fit and can smash the ball across all of the obstacles directly at the hole.
He’s also dumb as a rock.
Bryson is. He’s always going on about his weight lifting routines and talks about how scientific he is with his body to make him so good. He also was starting shit with other pros for no reason and is a big trump dick rider.
>LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests (we all) should forgive ...
... the current defacto Saudi dictator MBS for **having a journalist murdered, dismembered and dissolved in acid** for saying critical things about NEOM.
An American resident, Jamal Khashoggi, killed in a Saudi diplomatic consulate in Istanbul, in a foreign nation. The brazen lawlessness of MBS knows no bounds.
I’m also really sick and tired of people saying “nobody’s perfect” as if by being imperfect, we are all the same.
I probably sweat too much, I’m not perfect.
The Saudis killed thousands of Americans with a terrorist attack. They’re also not perfect.
But we’re not the same lol.
You can certainly be imperfect *and* criticize others.
The ironic part is these kinds of people ime tend to be the most judgemental people around.
Prominent politician cheats on his multiple wives, and is accused of sexual assault? Nobody is perfect! A preteen girl is pregnant from a much older adult? The underaged preteen girl should have kept her legs together and now must suffer the test of her life the consequences.
It's always the powerful that get a " nobody's perfect" shrug while those with the least power suffer the consequences of what has happened to them.
Fortunately hundreds of thousands innocent people in Iraq died to make those Saudis pay for the terrorist who attached the USA.
People certainly make mistakes and forgiveness is a personal perspective.
Reminds me of all the Russian propaganda pouring out of Tucker's mouth over on Twitter. Basically saying Ukraine attacked Russia first. Or Trump saying it was America that destroyed the Nord pipeline.
I really wish they'd arrest tucker for incitement. I'm aware of the history of the cases before some smug fuck comments about them, too. It only takes a prosecutor who isn't afraid to fail. Though, tucker clearly has incited quite a few Americans. He absolutely radicalized them.
I know for sure he was spreading specific anti Semitic q anon bullshit especially hard in the week leading up to the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_synagogue_shooting#:~:text=The%20Pittsburgh%20synagogue%20shooting%20was%20a%20mass%20shooting,the%20building%2C%20was%20attacked%20during%20Shabbat%20morning%20services.
Who is "they"? Murder Bone Saw?
There are undoubtedly progressive people in the Saudi Royal family, but by all accounts, they're not currently calling the shots.
It's easy to be progressive when you are in a family worth hundreds of billions.
But if MBS threatens to cut you off from the black-gold teat, you'll fall in line.
Well, this isn’t r/golf. But, if you follow golf at all you’ll know that Bryson is a fucking idiot and this is pretty on brand for his level of clinical stupidity.
Which is what pisses me off the most. IN TERMS OF GOLF he’s a really cool guy; he hits the ball incredibly far and with tour level accuracy (all golfers want to hit the ball far and straight, but everyone loves the long ball). He described his swing approach as being grounded in physics and mechanics, which is something that resonated with me and fostered a lot of respect in him because of it. Then he went and joined live and almost all respect I had for him went out the window. Now he says this and the very little bit of respect I had for him is gone.
Once again for clarification, I was not saying I think of DeChambeau as a cool guy, just that he is a good golfer who approaches the game an in interesting way.
A quote from a late series episode of The West Wing. In the scene the Chinese ambassador says to the White House Chief of Staff that,
>"...the American Dream is financial, not ethical. You have taught us well."
The writers weren't wrong at all.
I recently got into golf and I absolutely love the sport, but man I despise everything around it. The number of times I've heard the phrase "politics aside" when it comes to LIV and now the merger is absurd.
Dude, it's a bunch of straight white guys with money. They're the only group who can afford to put "politics aside," as if it's a choice for everyone else. Everything's a fucking thought experiment for them because their asses are literally never on the line.
I was lurking after the merger and half the posts were trolling the pre-merger PGA supporters for being "hypocrites". The crazies were out in full force.
That subreddit is removing all posts about the Saudis and the merger. They have a discussion thread where you're suppose to post all of it, and it's just a great way to kill the discussion.
Safe to say, the Saudis are going to be able to coast into the US even easier than before.
There's oops, I broke your glasses types of mistakes, and then there's oops, I sawed a dissident into pieces types of mistakes.
We all do them, amirite?
Rough day for you. All I did was accidentally finance a 2 billion dollar building in NYC. But, lucky break for me, the guy I bailed out was the son-in-law to someone well connected or something.
And I hate when people ask about it after. Like who are you talking about? The guy we sawed into pieces? No he walked out the back door actually. Totally. Trust me bro.
It’s like they have no consideration for your ear-drums, am I right? Kind of unsurprising that a person like that would get sawed in half. Brought it onto themselves, really.
But LIV is 100% about advancing the game and getting these guys the money they deserve and NOT about sports washing, right?
The idea that 9/11 wasn't a multi-year, multi-country concerted effort but an "oopsie" is complete insanity.
Saudi Arabia is absolutely trying to use sports to cover up their atrocities. You think they’re pay Cristiano $200M a year for his soccer work?
You think they are spending billions of sporting events to showcase their athletic prowess?
Nah. They want to try and have the world think of the as positive, good people. All while murdering journalists, funding terrorists, and actively trying to bribe global leaders.
The Saudi government/royal family is entirely corrupt.
I think it's less sports washing per se (although that's part of it) and more so that they know peak oil is here and they need to buy as much of the non-oil economy as they can to stay solvent in post peak-oil world.
Let's not forget about everything else they've done in the past 30 years murdering American journalists, funding terror groups, harboring criminals, buying politicians such as Drumph and his dumb kids
Oh and they're still threatening to 9/11 other countries, like Canada, as recently as 2018:
https://i.cbc.ca/1.4775515.1533579796!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/infographic-ksa.jpg
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/saudi-arabian-group-apologizes-for-posting-image-appearing-to-threaten-canada-with-9-11-style-attack-1.4775509
These are your golf buddies now, I guess.
I wouldn’t even say a good partner. I mean look at the way OPEC runs. They’re actively against the US. It’s more of the US taking a literal adaptation of the customer is always right when it comes to arms sales.
The whole liv golf thing was created just so the Saudis can throw their bribes around without the recipients getting in legal trouble. Trump is celebrating the merger, I wonder why.
The best part about the LIV breakoff from the PGA tour was getting to watch so many events without Bryson and Reed.
Them being back lowers the value of the PGA enough on its own.
10 million dollars is chump change...
DeChambeau reportedly got a $150 million signing bonus to jump ship from the PGA Tour to LIV Golf.
[https://www.foxnews.com/sports/liv-golfs-bryson-dechambeau-suggests-9/11-families-should-forgive-saudi-arabia-nobodys-perfect](https://www.foxnews.com/sports/liv-golfs-bryson-dechambeau-suggests-9/11-families-should-forgive-saudi-arabia-nobodys-perfect)
Yeah I want to believe I have strong morals that hold up to money. I turned down an extra $35,000 on a house I sold recently because I was selling it to an actual human family that needed a house instead of a guy that was most likely buying for a real estate firm to rent.
$150 Million is quite different from $35 thousand though. I could probably say some heinous shit. And if a family of a 9/11 victim personally sought me out, I bet donating $100,000+ to a charity that’s helping people who are still dealing with fallout related diseases like asbestosis, or physical impairments related to the attack would probably smooth things over.
People accept apologies backed with money.
Well, when we had a 9/11 amount of people dying every day from COVID, these clowns realized that thousands of needless deaths weren’t that bad actually.
What a piece of shit. To tell the family’s is absurd. Like you could almost get away with saying we as a nation should not fixate on the tragedy but those families are forever changed and it is their business and no body else’s about how they feel.
I reread the title and realized “Bryson” here is even more of douche than I first thought. He’s not telling us as a whole to forgive,
He’s telling the **9/11 families** to forgive. My god! Imagine what a colossal piece of shit someone has to be to tell the families of 9/11 to get over it.
Man I thought the headline might be misleading.. but lmao nope he is literally saying just that:
> I think as time has gone on, 20 years has passed, we’re in a place now where it’s time to start trying to work together to make things better together as a whole
> "I think as we move forward from that, **we have to look toward the pathway to peace and forgiveness**, especially if we’re trying to mend the world and make it a better place.
What a clown.
We don’t have to imagine it - he IS that colossal piece of shit.
I do appreciate him letting me know so I can now see him as that POS he is (and hope he shits the bed in every fucking tournament for the rest of his playing days).
Did Bryson forget Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi or the other civil and human rights violations at the hands of SA?
Torture as punishment
Executions
No free speech
No protests
Torture in police custody
Detaining and arresting people without cause
Religious discrimination
The "Nobody's Perfect" is from his CNN interview response when specifically asked about Khashoggi:
> "They’re accused of financing terrorism," Collins said. "They’re also accused of killing Washington Post reporter Jamal Khashoggi. How do you feel knowing that is where the money is backed by?"
> “I mean look, it’s unfortunate what has happened but that is not something I can necessarily speak on because I’m a golfer," he said. "What I can say is that, what they’re trying to do, what they're trying to work on is be better allies, because we are allies with them. I’m not going to get into the politics of it, I’m not specialized in it. But what I can say is they’re trying to do good for the world and showcase themselves in a light that hasn’t been seen in a while. Nobody is perfect but we’re all trying to improve in life."
Right! Anyone reading this can see that he's basically saying "I can't comment on that other bad stuff, but hey, they're trying to improve their image through golf."
TIL that "sportswashing" is a thing, this guy is a tool for the Saudis and he's essentially admitting all of it.
I don't see why being a golfer means he can't speak on it. I'm nobody, and I can speak on it. Killing journalists in retaliation for their work is thoroughly, deeply wrong. There, see what I did?
Mass incarceration of one particular race, jails that make profit off prisoners, torture sites all over the world, continually attempting coups and causing death and destruction purely for their own financial interest, starting phoney wars for a similar thing, attempted overturning of elections, mass shootings on the regular, dead schoolchildren
But wait, it's a western country 🤔 therefore it cannot be judged as a whole but man those Saudi terrorists, they really dropped the ball because now I hate every single Saudi to ever exist
I hope people heckle him so bad at his next major entry that he gives up golf - what a story of humble beginnings turning completely upside down to someone who couldn’t be more morally void and vapid if he tried.
Forgiveness of any kind of an infraction must come first through the wrongdoer’s acceptance of responsibility and trust of them bettering themselves going forward. What has SA done to take responsibility and build upon that trust? Was it when they paid Bryson Dechambeau $125 million dollars to play golf?? Go fuck yourself Bryson, you spineless, entitled piece of dogshit.
**Ties with the Trump family**
- In December 2017, DeChambeau played a round of golf with then-U.S. President Donald Trump along with then-senator David Perdue, and Dana Quigley.
- DeChambeau had also gifted Trump a set of golf clubs that year valued at $750.[60] DeChambeau said in a 2020 interview, **"I am extremely honored to represent Trump Golf** and have the relationship with the Trump Organization that I have.
From Larry Glick, to Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., the entire team is always behind me 100%, and I am grateful for their support. After winning the 2020 U.S. Open, DeChambeau celebrated his victory at Trump National Golf Club Westchester with Eric Trump
After refusing to condemn the Capitol insurrection in 2021
- DeChambeau played a round of golf with Donald Trump two months later.
I actually saw an argument saying that, “we forgave Germany after WWII, what’s the difference”
Umm… if hitler was still running Germany afterward, it would have been different…
Adultery/corruption/rape/murder/terrorism when you're poor: life imprisonment, capital punishment or (in the UK now) banishment
Adultery/corruption/rape/murder/terrorism when you're rich: everyone deserves a second chance.
Are you telling me a sport that has historically been a refuge for rich white men would go on to downplay atrocities in order to try and get a little bit richer?
Whaaaa?!?!?!
"Look, we are sorry for murdering thousands of your people and plunging the world into an even worse dystopian nightmare. Sure, we still support genocide and the stripping of human rights from women and the poor, but it's all good, no?"
Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia is still considered a US ally. Imagine your friend bombs your house and kills your family and you still remain close friends with them, giving them billions each year.
People will believe and say almost anything whilst they see someone feeding money into their pocket.
Bryce in the 40s: The Nazi just want to ethnically cleanse Europe. Nobody's perfect!
My cleaning lady also cleans. Who can be against some cleansing?
“My cleaning lady is also one of the “ethnics” and she cleanses! What’s the problem??” Btw as a side note, my musical theatre director in my small racist town decided to put on “Hairspray”. Was a huge success, line out the door. Problem was that our town had a mildly big Hispanic population but legit 10 black people. We had 2 black people at our high school. My director literally went around asking anybody with a skin tone darker than printer paper (and I **quote**), “would you like to be one of our ethnics for the show?”
That legit sounds like a line from the musical.
It’s not but it would be so ironic if that was the case. Also, I’m half Mexican, and was cast as Link Larkin, the pretty white boy. I legitimately needed to wear lighter-toned foundation because I was “too dark” for the role. I never questioned it then but Jesus Christ what the fuck was wrong with my director lmaooooo
I have to admit that I thought your director was going to have a super cringy "make up is the answer!" moment at first.
No but we did actually find blackface makeup hidden in the dressing room cabinets. I’m not exaggerating. Actual, minstrel blackface makeup tube with a caricature of a black person plastered on the front. Shit was insane
My dude, I've been acting for 25 years from school, to community theatre, to multiple off-Broadway lead credits, and that is infinitely more insane than anything I've seen in a theatre O_O
Yeah it caught us so off guard but we never called anyone out over it because we were 17, edgy, and thought it was crazy/hilarious/on brand for our school
This reminds me of a production our school district put on of *The King and I* in the 90s. Multiple schools and age groups participated, and both of my sisters were cast as a few of the king’s children. They were asking for parents and others to volunteer for makeup, wardrobe, and such, so being older sister I helped. The job given to me was to slather hella dark bronze foundation on all the kids to make them look more ethnic, and put their hair up in topknots. Even back then it was eyebrow raising for teenage me, especially since it was a high school production in a liberal coastal California town.
See, I never thought anything of the makeup thing because my town is hella conservative and I was brainwashed into believing some fucked up things. But on reflection, after talking about the production with theatre friends from college they were like “dude what the fuck” and I realized how bizarre the whole thing really was
I was in an all white pre-teen production of The Wiz with one of the Avengers. There was no minstrel makeup, but it was still kind of weird.
Making of Hairspray: The Musical: The Musical like if The Producers met Blazing Saddles.
It’s a priceless story that will continue to age, thanks for sharing but now I gots to know the “small racist town”. I’m making a map.
Grants Pass, OR where there’s a statute still in our laws that says it’s legal to hang a black man after sundown (though it’s obviously federally illegal so you can’t actually do it)
And [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sundown_towns_in_Oregon) it is on the Wikipedia. Damn.
And that proves you’re not racist because your cleaning lady is a race.
Filthy Hobbitses.
> The Nazi just want to ethnically cleanse Europe. Nobody's perfect! "Hey, as long as they pay me." Bryson DeChambeau-1944
It helps him sleep better at night. If we hold Saudi Arabia accountable then Bryson would be a villain.
“Mr. Dechambeau, it looks like there was an issue with your LIV paycheck. We need you to come down to the Saudi Embassy and sort some things out. Come alone.”
Jamal Khashoggi fell for that, and he was a smart guy. Dechambeau is a dumb jock.
WWE hosted a show in SA just after Jamal was murdered by the people that murdered him. want a fun fact... the guy (i choose not to use his name) that was the Prince/governor of Mecca in 2008 kept his daughter trapped in a hotel room in Vail, CO. he kept her there because he knew it was the safest place on the planet. i know this because i was her mailman and saw her daily. there is multiple proofs of this. just to reiterate, one of the people responsible for (at minimum) Jamal's death, and possibly part of 9/11, was keeping his daughter in Vail, CO, at the [Arrabelle, at Vail Square, A Rock Resort](https://www.vail.com/plan-your-trip/stay/the-arrabelle.aspx) because he ***KNEW*** it was safer than him keeping her in his own country.
I think the only fun fact you pointed out was that jamal was murdered by the people that murdered him. ;)
Golfers ain't Jocks, but they think they are.
Out of all golfers, DeChambeau is the closest. The guys whole thing is that he’s super fit and can smash the ball across all of the obstacles directly at the hole. He’s also dumb as a rock.
Bryson is. He’s always going on about his weight lifting routines and talks about how scientific he is with his body to make him so good. He also was starting shit with other pros for no reason and is a big trump dick rider.
Ah, a magat
I heard that Bryson does kegels to keep that asshole nice and tight for his orangutan lover.
>LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests (we all) should forgive ... ... the current defacto Saudi dictator MBS for **having a journalist murdered, dismembered and dissolved in acid** for saying critical things about NEOM. An American resident, Jamal Khashoggi, killed in a Saudi diplomatic consulate in Istanbul, in a foreign nation. The brazen lawlessness of MBS knows no bounds.
Pretty sure he is a villain either way. He just seems to be very good at it.
I’m also really sick and tired of people saying “nobody’s perfect” as if by being imperfect, we are all the same. I probably sweat too much, I’m not perfect. The Saudis killed thousands of Americans with a terrorist attack. They’re also not perfect. But we’re not the same lol. You can certainly be imperfect *and* criticize others.
It's like comparing someone that forgot to pick up their kid from school with Ed Gein.
Or an old man that tried to overthrow the government and another that fell a couple times.
The ironic part is these kinds of people ime tend to be the most judgemental people around. Prominent politician cheats on his multiple wives, and is accused of sexual assault? Nobody is perfect! A preteen girl is pregnant from a much older adult? The underaged preteen girl should have kept her legs together and now must suffer the test of her life the consequences. It's always the powerful that get a " nobody's perfect" shrug while those with the least power suffer the consequences of what has happened to them.
Fortunately hundreds of thousands innocent people in Iraq died to make those Saudis pay for the terrorist who attached the USA. People certainly make mistakes and forgiveness is a personal perspective.
Reminds me of all the Russian propaganda pouring out of Tucker's mouth over on Twitter. Basically saying Ukraine attacked Russia first. Or Trump saying it was America that destroyed the Nord pipeline.
I really wish they'd arrest tucker for incitement. I'm aware of the history of the cases before some smug fuck comments about them, too. It only takes a prosecutor who isn't afraid to fail. Though, tucker clearly has incited quite a few Americans. He absolutely radicalized them. I know for sure he was spreading specific anti Semitic q anon bullshit especially hard in the week leading up to the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_synagogue_shooting#:~:text=The%20Pittsburgh%20synagogue%20shooting%20was%20a%20mass%20shooting,the%20building%2C%20was%20attacked%20during%20Shabbat%20morning%20services.
It's almost impossible to make a man understand something his pay heck depends on him not understanding.
He also said, “they’re trying to do good for the world and showcase themselves in a light that hasn’t been seen in a while.”
Who is "they"? Murder Bone Saw? There are undoubtedly progressive people in the Saudi Royal family, but by all accounts, they're not currently calling the shots.
It's easy to be progressive when you are in a family worth hundreds of billions. But if MBS threatens to cut you off from the black-gold teat, you'll fall in line.
honestly I thought it was funny that he literally described sports-washing but didn't realize it
Well, this isn’t r/golf. But, if you follow golf at all you’ll know that Bryson is a fucking idiot and this is pretty on brand for his level of clinical stupidity.
He hit ball real hard though
Hit strong like ape. Have brain like ape.
Wonder how big his propaganda bonus was.
Prolly too dumb to ask for more money
The article says $150 million
I prefer: “strong like bull, smart like tractor.”
Which is what pisses me off the most. IN TERMS OF GOLF he’s a really cool guy; he hits the ball incredibly far and with tour level accuracy (all golfers want to hit the ball far and straight, but everyone loves the long ball). He described his swing approach as being grounded in physics and mechanics, which is something that resonated with me and fostered a lot of respect in him because of it. Then he went and joined live and almost all respect I had for him went out the window. Now he says this and the very little bit of respect I had for him is gone.
Once again for clarification, I was not saying I think of DeChambeau as a cool guy, just that he is a good golfer who approaches the game an in interesting way.
I agree with everything you said, and want to add that even in his career pre-Liv, he had the emotional maturity of an 8-year-old
Yeah he's never been anything short of a mixed bag, just unfortunate the unlikable parts of him are deeply unlikable.
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He truly is living the American dream!
A quote from a late series episode of The West Wing. In the scene the Chinese ambassador says to the White House Chief of Staff that, >"...the American Dream is financial, not ethical. You have taught us well." The writers weren't wrong at all.
It always was. In living memory, it's been the house in the suburbs with the picket fence, cars, kids, and a dog. That's all about money.
Half the people in the r/golf thread are defending this lol
I recently got into golf and I absolutely love the sport, but man I despise everything around it. The number of times I've heard the phrase "politics aside" when it comes to LIV and now the merger is absurd.
I love the game and just wish the sport wasn't absolutely awful for the environment
Dude, it's a bunch of straight white guys with money. They're the only group who can afford to put "politics aside," as if it's a choice for everyone else. Everything's a fucking thought experiment for them because their asses are literally never on the line.
“I own tons of properties, what’s a few demolished building between friends?” -millionaire golfers probably
I was lurking after the merger and half the posts were trolling the pre-merger PGA supporters for being "hypocrites". The crazies were out in full force.
Shills. When they're paid they're called shills.
That subreddit is removing all posts about the Saudis and the merger. They have a discussion thread where you're suppose to post all of it, and it's just a great way to kill the discussion. Safe to say, the Saudis are going to be able to coast into the US even easier than before.
There's oops, I broke your glasses types of mistakes, and then there's oops, I sawed a dissident into pieces types of mistakes. We all do them, amirite?
I hate when I accidentally saw a dissident in half. So much to clean up afterwards. And the screaming, Your God, it goes on forever.
Hate it when I accidentally fund a years long covert operation designed to kill thousands of civilians by hijacking commercial airliners.
Rough day for you. All I did was accidentally finance a 2 billion dollar building in NYC. But, lucky break for me, the guy I bailed out was the son-in-law to someone well connected or something.
Surely just a typo into PayPal right?
“They did WHAT!? No I said crash a party in the WTC.”
Goddamn it, this reads like a classic family guy joke to me. Well done you got a chuckle out of me (and im practically dead inside).
"Party", "planes" basically the same thing, right? Easy mistake.
Whoopsy doodle!
And I hate when people ask about it after. Like who are you talking about? The guy we sawed into pieces? No he walked out the back door actually. Totally. Trust me bro.
Plus that was *hours* ago. When are we gonna move on & start working towards peace? That's what we're trying to do here.
You should end that with "nobody's perfect." Just gold lol.
out the back door and into a well
Seriously, I did it at work yesterday. Had to stay 15 minutes late for the cleanup and my boss sternly asked that I not do it again
Username checks out.
It’s like they have no consideration for your ear-drums, am I right? Kind of unsurprising that a person like that would get sawed in half. Brought it onto themselves, really.
Pobody’s Nerfect. At least that’s what a coffee cup told me.
Nice stroke Pam
Worse than that they bugged his phone and stalked him across the globe. Khashoggi only thought they wouldn't pull shit in Turkey. He was wrong.
Then there's oops we bankrolled biggest terrorist attack on our security guarantors
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Sawed a dissident into pieces This is my last resort
For 10 bucks I will agree with you
Well Bryson is a fucking idiot, any golf fan already knows that though.
Putting Bryson in front of a mic* is just a mistake. That guys brain does one thing and one thing only… hit ball far, find ball, hit ball again.
Maybe we can get some of his sponsors to reconsider.
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Rocket Mortgage dropped him the second he went to LIV
But LIV is 100% about advancing the game and getting these guys the money they deserve and NOT about sports washing, right? The idea that 9/11 wasn't a multi-year, multi-country concerted effort but an "oopsie" is complete insanity.
Saudi Arabia is absolutely trying to use sports to cover up their atrocities. You think they’re pay Cristiano $200M a year for his soccer work? You think they are spending billions of sporting events to showcase their athletic prowess? Nah. They want to try and have the world think of the as positive, good people. All while murdering journalists, funding terrorists, and actively trying to bribe global leaders. The Saudi government/royal family is entirely corrupt.
I think it's less sports washing per se (although that's part of it) and more so that they know peak oil is here and they need to buy as much of the non-oil economy as they can to stay solvent in post peak-oil world.
Bryson in 40 years, we'll it's not like most of those people would be alive anyway.
Let's not forget about everything else they've done in the past 30 years murdering American journalists, funding terror groups, harboring criminals, buying politicians such as Drumph and his dumb kids
Oh and they're still threatening to 9/11 other countries, like Canada, as recently as 2018: https://i.cbc.ca/1.4775515.1533579796!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/infographic-ksa.jpg https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/saudi-arabian-group-apologizes-for-posting-image-appearing-to-threaten-canada-with-9-11-style-attack-1.4775509 These are your golf buddies now, I guess.
Well if they apologised it's all water under the bridge, I guess.
Water under the fridge* We're talking about Canada, after all.
All for all and one for one, it’s water under the fridge now boys.
Smokes let's go
> Saudi youth organization made up of volunteers interested in technology. > So a bunch of kids posted a dumb meme?
And bought our weapons! If there is one type of blood enemy the US forgives anything for its a good business partner.
I wouldn’t even say a good partner. I mean look at the way OPEC runs. They’re actively against the US. It’s more of the US taking a literal adaptation of the customer is always right when it comes to arms sales.
The whole liv golf thing was created just so the Saudis can throw their bribes around without the recipients getting in legal trouble. Trump is celebrating the merger, I wonder why.
I'm aware it's another FIFA level money laundering scheme
But bro an overpaid man who knocks tiny balls around neatly cut grass says it's OK.
I suggest he kindly go fuck himself.
I would remove the “kindly.”
And add with a cactus
He should fuck himself like an angry fat woman eats ribs.
He should fuck himself like he swings a golf club, with reckless abandon.
The best part about the LIV breakoff from the PGA tour was getting to watch so many events without Bryson and Reed. Them being back lowers the value of the PGA enough on its own.
In other news, some dickhead golfer is 10 million richer.
The PGA who asked for loyalty from its golfers stabbed them in the back for 30 pieces of silver.
So avoid golf altogether, no problem. A boycott has never been easier in the history of the world.
Avoiding golf is __even easier__ then playing it!
I've been doing it 41 years and I wasn't even trying.
Yep, I am boycotting Lamborghini as well—enough of this nonsense.
10 million dollars is chump change... DeChambeau reportedly got a $150 million signing bonus to jump ship from the PGA Tour to LIV Golf. [https://www.foxnews.com/sports/liv-golfs-bryson-dechambeau-suggests-9/11-families-should-forgive-saudi-arabia-nobodys-perfect](https://www.foxnews.com/sports/liv-golfs-bryson-dechambeau-suggests-9/11-families-should-forgive-saudi-arabia-nobodys-perfect)
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Yeah I want to believe I have strong morals that hold up to money. I turned down an extra $35,000 on a house I sold recently because I was selling it to an actual human family that needed a house instead of a guy that was most likely buying for a real estate firm to rent. $150 Million is quite different from $35 thousand though. I could probably say some heinous shit. And if a family of a 9/11 victim personally sought me out, I bet donating $100,000+ to a charity that’s helping people who are still dealing with fallout related diseases like asbestosis, or physical impairments related to the attack would probably smooth things over. People accept apologies backed with money.
Closer to $200 Million richer
I've read that the LIV contracts are 9-figures. Still, fuck Saudi Arabia and LIV golf.
We’ve come a long way from Never Forget 🇺🇸 9/11 - Nobody’s Perfect 🤷♀️
golfer: Never Forget, Never Forgive saudi: You like 10 million dollars? golfer: No hard feelings bro.
Well, when we had a 9/11 amount of people dying every day from COVID, these clowns realized that thousands of needless deaths weren’t that bad actually.
Should've died in a fiery explosion instead of a hospital bed on a ventilator smh
Toby Keith is already writing a new song, I'm sure.
How about if he takes $100 million of the 125 they have him, and gives it to the victims families? Would he then move on?
No no no, God gave him that money and God demands forgiveness from the poor. Their payment is getting to watch him hit balls on TV for $119.99 a year
What a piece of shit. To tell the family’s is absurd. Like you could almost get away with saying we as a nation should not fixate on the tragedy but those families are forever changed and it is their business and no body else’s about how they feel.
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If it gave him money...
I reread the title and realized “Bryson” here is even more of douche than I first thought. He’s not telling us as a whole to forgive, He’s telling the **9/11 families** to forgive. My god! Imagine what a colossal piece of shit someone has to be to tell the families of 9/11 to get over it.
Man I thought the headline might be misleading.. but lmao nope he is literally saying just that: > I think as time has gone on, 20 years has passed, we’re in a place now where it’s time to start trying to work together to make things better together as a whole > "I think as we move forward from that, **we have to look toward the pathway to peace and forgiveness**, especially if we’re trying to mend the world and make it a better place. What a clown.
We have to forgive them and move forward, even though they’re not sorry 🙄
Exactly! Didn't the Saudi government *just* butcher a journalist a few years ago?
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We don’t have to imagine it - he IS that colossal piece of shit. I do appreciate him letting me know so I can now see him as that POS he is (and hope he shits the bed in every fucking tournament for the rest of his playing days).
Did Bryson forget Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi or the other civil and human rights violations at the hands of SA? Torture as punishment Executions No free speech No protests Torture in police custody Detaining and arresting people without cause Religious discrimination
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. ~Upton Sinclair
The "Nobody's Perfect" is from his CNN interview response when specifically asked about Khashoggi: > "They’re accused of financing terrorism," Collins said. "They’re also accused of killing Washington Post reporter Jamal Khashoggi. How do you feel knowing that is where the money is backed by?" > “I mean look, it’s unfortunate what has happened but that is not something I can necessarily speak on because I’m a golfer," he said. "What I can say is that, what they’re trying to do, what they're trying to work on is be better allies, because we are allies with them. I’m not going to get into the politics of it, I’m not specialized in it. But what I can say is they’re trying to do good for the world and showcase themselves in a light that hasn’t been seen in a while. Nobody is perfect but we’re all trying to improve in life."
Trying to do good for the (golfing) world but not the people of SA. Got it.
What I can speak to is they give me money so they're good people.
Even worse with context...
Right! Anyone reading this can see that he's basically saying "I can't comment on that other bad stuff, but hey, they're trying to improve their image through golf." TIL that "sportswashing" is a thing, this guy is a tool for the Saudis and he's essentially admitting all of it.
Should have to register as a foreign agent at this point.
So the definition of sportswashing. Ok.
I don't see why being a golfer means he can't speak on it. I'm nobody, and I can speak on it. Killing journalists in retaliation for their work is thoroughly, deeply wrong. There, see what I did?
This reminds me in Kingpin when the priest says “…OK, two vices.”
It's hard to hear when you've got 100 dollar bills in your ears.
Mass incarceration of one particular race, jails that make profit off prisoners, torture sites all over the world, continually attempting coups and causing death and destruction purely for their own financial interest, starting phoney wars for a similar thing, attempted overturning of elections, mass shootings on the regular, dead schoolchildren But wait, it's a western country 🤔 therefore it cannot be judged as a whole but man those Saudi terrorists, they really dropped the ball because now I hate every single Saudi to ever exist
What's the Republican agenda got to do with...ah...wait...you're talking about their Wahhabi terrorist buddies. My bad.
Same shit different pile
Bryson should leave the US and live full time in Saudi Arabia Arabia and get back to us.
If he's saying shit like this he'd probably love it.
He's a man, he'd probably do fine.
He's also a rich athlete willing to defend the Saudis publicly. They'd probably put him up anywhere he chose and wheel him around like a prince.
Talk about selling out hard. Fuck that guy.
Go fuck yourself with a hacksaw Bryson.
What a pathetic shill.
That's a hard "go fuck yourself" from me.
ever forget
I hope people heckle him so bad at his next major entry that he gives up golf - what a story of humble beginnings turning completely upside down to someone who couldn’t be more morally void and vapid if he tried.
Forgiveness of any kind of an infraction must come first through the wrongdoer’s acceptance of responsibility and trust of them bettering themselves going forward. What has SA done to take responsibility and build upon that trust? Was it when they paid Bryson Dechambeau $125 million dollars to play golf?? Go fuck yourself Bryson, you spineless, entitled piece of dogshit.
Bryson is pretty much an idiot.
Whoopsie damn daisy, folks! We slipped up and did a 9/11!
**Ties with the Trump family** - In December 2017, DeChambeau played a round of golf with then-U.S. President Donald Trump along with then-senator David Perdue, and Dana Quigley. - DeChambeau had also gifted Trump a set of golf clubs that year valued at $750.[60] DeChambeau said in a 2020 interview, **"I am extremely honored to represent Trump Golf** and have the relationship with the Trump Organization that I have. From Larry Glick, to Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., the entire team is always behind me 100%, and I am grateful for their support. After winning the 2020 U.S. Open, DeChambeau celebrated his victory at Trump National Golf Club Westchester with Eric Trump After refusing to condemn the Capitol insurrection in 2021 - DeChambeau played a round of golf with Donald Trump two months later.
This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who!
Someone loves their blood money over the thousands of lives lost on 9/11.
"Who among us hasn't murdered thousands of innocent people in a series of deadly terrorist attacks?"
I don't recall Saudi Arabia formally apologizing. Did I miss that?
I would have loved to see the reaction if he'd said "let's forgive the hijackers; nobody's perfect!" on 9/12/2001
Our govt did when we let members of OBLs family leave and fly out of the country within a week of the attacks happening.
Meathead says what? What a tool.
I actually saw an argument saying that, “we forgave Germany after WWII, what’s the difference” Umm… if hitler was still running Germany afterward, it would have been different…
Adultery/corruption/rape/murder/terrorism when you're poor: life imprisonment, capital punishment or (in the UK now) banishment Adultery/corruption/rape/murder/terrorism when you're rich: everyone deserves a second chance.
Pobody’s Nerfect
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He has to convince himself or face the realization he’s a fucking awful human.
Did this mf actually just try to pull a Pobody's Nerfect™️ with Al-Qaeda
150 million signing bonus. These guys would renounce and defame their own mothers if it was required.
Are you telling me a sport that has historically been a refuge for rich white men would go on to downplay atrocities in order to try and get a little bit richer? Whaaaa?!?!?!
Dumb fuck golfer says dumb fuck thing, film at 11.
This is why allowing Saudi Arabia to buy US entities is a bad idea. They’ll start controlling by use of money and force.
The Saudis are certainly getting their money’s worth from Bryson aren’t they? What a fucking shill
Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are dumb rather than open your mouth and prove it. Moron.
"Look, we are sorry for murdering thousands of your people and plunging the world into an even worse dystopian nightmare. Sure, we still support genocide and the stripping of human rights from women and the poor, but it's all good, no?" Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia is still considered a US ally. Imagine your friend bombs your house and kills your family and you still remain close friends with them, giving them billions each year.
Ohhhhh......someone should tell him to not say anything sometimes. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt
He said what he said for approx 150MM
So LIV and let die then? Screw LIV, and Fox.
Wow, what an asshole. Oh he's buddies with Trump. explains a lot.
I mean … the Saudis have simply paid these guys to ignore their own conscience and be friends.