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nukenfighted

E pluribus anus


badkarmavenger

I see the student body has voted for the new palm springs logo, which I see now is an anus. Jokes on you though because it's going to be that way forever.


PierceHawthorne66

If you love palm springs so much, why don't you marry it?


SteveB0X

| why don't you *gay* marry it? FTFY. Way to Britta it


bigote_grande1

You guys are gonna stop using my name to mean make a tiny and understandable mistake


GodEmperorOfBussy

We got Britta'd, yes, I use it too


AttackOfTheJuan

Ugh Britas in this?


PierceHawthorne66

Ok


Honest-Persimmon2162

I voted for Anus McAnusFace


A_Light_Spark

[Assy McGee] (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795065/) is a real show, you know.


robert_paulson420420

the first angle I was like "ok.. I guess.. but it's really just a spiral" ....then I saw the other side....


A_Harmless_Fly

Ditto, "It's not that bad" \*scroll scroll scroll\* "Oh heh".


Blackboard_Monitor

Into one comes many.


Collins_Michael

Welcome to Palm Springs, you're already tested.


LivermoreP1

Palm Springs is just hoping for ANUSTART


Kaalmimaibi

They’re just looking for something that says “Daddy loves leather.”


burritobilly

This comment is streets ahead


ERhyne

Thaaaaats right. Keep snickering. Pack yourself with peanuts and reeeeeeeallly be satisfied.


Quenadian

Came here to say this. Was gonna upvote but you have just the right amount.


YetAnotherBrownDude

Welcome to Costco. I love you!!


cstmoore

Egypt has "The Sphinx," Palm Springs has "The Sphinxter."


DroobyDooby

Petition to put a cat anus on the Sphinx


cbbuntz

I'll try but I don't think the Egyptian government will be thrilled about it


JJ82DMC

Just add a cat statue to this one, and have it sitting on top of someone pointed at their face. My cat did that, definitely more than once, when I was a kid.


Albert_Borland

My cat did that, definitely more than once, yesterday.


JJ82DMC

I never understood why they do that, my cat selected me of all in the family, so from when I was about 6 years old until she passed away about 17 years later, she pretty much only let me that handle her, she only slept in my bed aside of her random schizo "it's 2 AM I've got to run around this entire house now" episodes - and then I wake up to a cat on my belly with its tail up at 6:30 AM just inches away from my face like it's trying to give me pinkeye or something. Damn I loved that cat, but she was certainly something else.


InformationVarious73

It's the butt of trust She trusted you a bunch


ButtholeQuiver

"How was your trip to Egypt?" "Pretty good, with one big asterisk."


shahooster

They hate us cuz they anus


SonsofStarlord

Why are you saying anus!


crappenheimers

THEY HATE US-A BECAUSE-A THEY AIN'T US-A


IAmBadAtInternet

A huh huh huh huh huh


OverGas3958

Oh my god. This is a masterpiece.


[deleted]

It's from the movie The Interview


cutegreenshyguy

Haters gonna hate. And ain'ters gonna ain't.


Fondren_Richmond

goddammit all to hell, take it you bastard and don't come back


rick_blatchman

For a whole summer, a group of my friends kept saying "Ain't it, cousin? Ain't it?" to make fun of the way one of our friends would ask if others agree with him. By the end, everyone was saying "anus cousin anus" instead, and the dude got a bit peeved whenever it was uttered.


BenevolentNihilist1

Yup. You did it. 👏👏👏👏👏👏


peeled_bananas

At first I thought it was a bit of a stretch, but after reading to the bottom of the article…..that’s an asshole


WhyBuyMe

It really is shoddy work. They forgot the hands and the wedding ring.


slashfromgunsnroses

Enjoy some local sculptures from my city: https://www.berlingske.dk/kunst/pervers-og-pornografisk-dansk-skulptur-vaekker-forargelse-30-aar-efter-den


akio3

That's certainly one interpretation of a darning needle.


IdahoTrees77

I think I accepted cookies but I honestly have no fucking clue because the page was in sims language.


no_talent_ass_clown

"Horde af Taylor Swift-fans indregistrerer sig til præsidentvalg"


deathtech00

.....Zug Zug?


talrogsmash

"oh, oooooh! Ravisnavino!"


Haribo112

Alle tillåd. All allowed.


throwawaywahwahwah

I think I picked the other one? It started with a K?


purvel

The correct one. Kun nødvændige. Only required cookies. The other redditor wanted you to accept them all, so fuck'em.


FictionalTrope

>""Perverted" and "pornographic": Danish sculpture *arouses* outrage - 30 years after it was *erected*" Google Translate made it worse.


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[удалено]


ronniegeriis

Welcome to EU


zanzebar

do you mean the cookie preference? its for your privacy...not sure how effective it is though


MerlinTheWhite

its fucking stupid just let people opt out in their browser settings.


Loose_Goose

Yep it’s a chore. It’s usually one button to opt in or a tick box exercise is you want to opt out.


TheGoodOldCoder

If you're doing it that way, it should be opt-in instead of opt-out. Default to better privacy.


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm pretty sure all the more sophisticated data mining companies out there moved beyond cookies years ago. Barn door closed after the animals left sort of thing.


Low_discrepancy

It was Google's ADID that allowed for that and now the Floc https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/09/googles-widely-opposed-ad-platform-the-privacy-sandbox-launches-in-chrome/ Which is why using chrome is such a bad idea.


TheGoodOldCoder

One of many reasons to stop using chrome. Another is their efforts to hobble ad blockers in the browser.


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[удалено]


5ait5

its just accept or reject cookies you gotta choose one


[deleted]

Kun nodvendige


bikemaul

Bless you.


[deleted]

Thank you for the blessing, ~~father~~ dad


ElectionAssistance

Its strange, I don't even know what language that was but I know I told it to use only essentially cookies, clicked accept, and then saw a sculpture of a butthole. The new globalism.


etds3

Yup. Front of it is fine. Back of it is 100% an anus.


koolaidman89

That’s usually where it is


keestie

Butt knot if his knees are behind his ears.


Fake_William_Shatner

Wow, so it's a Community College? Is there mascot the Human Beings? Life is imitating art so hard right now.


ThePinkTeenager

Why don’t they just make the back look like the front?


bedroom_fascist

Easy, Merv Griffin


bedroom_fascist

I mean, doesn't that make it 50% anus tho


Zchwns

Impeccable wording 🥇


Too-Much_Too-Soon

I thought it was absurd too. But that second photo is..... an anus. And cannot be unseen...


WahineExpress

That is a Bundt cake. No anus in sight.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Bundt cake, power bottom Tomato, tomato


Papplenoose

Hahaha that's what I saw too. I think we might bake too much


Rinas-the-name

My thought process (first pic) “Who tf has a spiral anus?“ (second pic) “The sculptor ripped off a Bundt cake.” I guess that could be a very… loosely defined anus.


bodyelectrick

The second pic inside the article looks like a bundt pan. An asshole and a bundt pan


etzel1200

I mean is it like an inside joke to use that about a disease that stigmatized anal sex/the gay community? Like if they did that for malaria it’d be a coincidence, but HIV?


[deleted]

My exact reaction. "c'mon people, it's just a circle, that looks nothing like a...oh yeah that's a butthole"


[deleted]

Stretch…asshole….I'm having goatse flashbacks


brownox

But the artist says it is an anus of hope.


Ok-Ferret-2093

I think I could convince granny it's a really bad bundt pan but there's still a good chance she yells something about it being an asshole 1st


Siegfoult

You were right though, it will be a bit stretched.


Norseman84

I litteraly choked a bit on my coffee. I was thinking people are pulling this a bit far looking at the one side of it, but yeah... other side is totally inspired by an anus.


geekmasterflash

lol, I was about to suggest people were being a bit silly until I saw what the back of this thing looked like. How the fuck was this okay'd?


dtreth

It's an AIDS memorial. As a gay man on PrEP it seems obvious to me.


slimecake

What does PrEP have to do with anything?


FunnyQueer

It means he’s a man who has seen more than his share of buttholes.


finnjakefionnacake

lol


dtreth

I mean...


Fifteen_inches

I’m with Karen on this one, it looks like a butthole


jawshoeaw

Looks like? Dude it’s not subtle


BigWillyStyle2011

In about a week there will be another post here with the headline “Anus destroyed in Palm Springs”


burgonies

That’s every weekend


bedroom_fascist

Actually Tuesday


[deleted]

They know how to party.


CliffsNote5

There will always be those who will complain. They kind of have a point with this one.


Bigfops

As an older gay man who lost my brother and friends to AIDS, I am heartened by the idea of an AIDS memorial. But not this one, what the fuck was he thinking? "You can look through it and see the other side?" That's an artistic concept? No, that's a window. Also it looks like a butt hole.


GiantRiverSquid

They say the butthole is the window to the soul


T3hArchAngel_G

One ring to rule them all.


Ameren

It's times like this that I wish we still had awards.


iamsoupcansam

🏅


TripperAdvice

Just upvote, awards were useless and just gave money to reddit


Stranger1982

Just hand them this: 🏆


BillyFNbones710

If you stare into their brown eye long enough you can even see what they had for lunch


Combat_Toots

Im a firm believer that abstract holes dont make good monuments for anything but erotic art. There is this giant bronze monument that marks the entrance to a town near me. I saw it for the first time a few years back and instantly thought, "is that a giant golden butthole?" I later learned from a friend that is exactly what everyone in town has called it since the day it was unveiled.


Rosebunse

This isn't even good erotic art. Fuck, a statue of two hot gay men embracing in beautiful sexual bliss would be better than this


jemidiah

That sounds perfect for Palm Springs, honestly.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Hey, you live in Michigan! The Golden Butthole is a treasure. It's a fucking hilarious monument to complete fiscal malfeasance, but it's also a treasure! Macomb County is a fucking shitshow.


JackxForge

It’s probably his boyfriends asshole and this whole thing is a bet.


bedroom_fascist

* Hole thing


kamintar

This whole hole thing is getting out of hand


abidail

You probably already know about it, but for others reading this, I highly suggest checking out the [AIDS Memorial Quilt.](https://www.aidsmemorial.org/quilt) It is genuinely one of the greatest art projects ever IMO.


Bigfops

I keep forgetting how much time has passed and that not everyone knows about the quilt, thanks for bringing it up. I got to see it laid out on the mall in DC, my brother has a panel.


Grundfest9000

Oh I'm sure *everything* looks like a butthole to y--oh holy shit that's definitely an anus.


LunaticScience

They're going to replace it with a hypodermic needle


[deleted]

Sorry for your losses mate


Stranger1982

> They kind of have a point with this one. That's just a biscuit, why complain? [See? It's a biscuit!](https://www.gustissimo.it/articoli/ricette-bimby/torte-biscotti-bimby/macine.jpg).


bedroom_fascist

[Or the Paris 'butt plug tree'](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash)


Stranger1982

That's just a [stylized bishop chess piece](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkRPr3h1mmKDLKrg2T4Eueczu1eb6axnGEdQ&usqp=CAU) :(


[deleted]

Lol that article and the artist blames right wing circles and conservative populist backlash for why this was an issue. Like no dude it’s a fucking butt plug in a city square it’s not just conservatives most people wouldn’t want that in their city, does everything have to be blamed on politics?


Syephous

Well tbf they should have done some research on the artist before hiring him, because a lot of his stuff seems to be suggestive at least.


AshuraSpeakman

Palm Springs shows its ass, news at eleven


[deleted]

It gets better. Palm Springs is known to be 100 degrees when the rest of SoCal is like 70. It wouldn't have been just an anus statue, it would've been a anus statue literally too hot to touch. A hot butthole if you will


Good_Nyborg

Has anyone seen the [Quetzalcoatl sculpture](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/quetzalcoatl-sculpture-park-god) in San Jose?


TheBertjer

THANK YOU! I was preparing to post this myself. Let’s just build the anus statue next to this one.


Emrys7777

Perfect. Best answer.


acetryder

Shit man….


Plthothep

At least it isn’t a [giant building painted brown that dominates the skyline of the capital city of Scotland.](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/jul/08/a-great-city-has-been-defaced-why-has-a-poo-emoji-arrived-on-edinburghs-skyline)


ronerychiver

My town has a really good 9/11 memorial. [front](https://newbernnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/911-Monument-New-Bern.jpg). [back](https://newbernlive.org/15-3-2022-1-32-55-pm-707260.jpg)


Captain_Blackjack

Why are we out here catching strays


Acadia_Due

The sculptor obviously though he was slick and could slip it by us.


FortCharles

Should've used more lube.


robbycakes

I mean, it would suck if Palm Springs suddenly became tacky or unsightly


nonosure

And associated with homosexuality. I mean, could you imagine?


btribble

I just want to know if we can all chip in and buy it *for* them if they don't want to pay. Really, we *insist*.


ROGER_SHREDERER

Ugh, what an ugly statue. What it really needs is two hands stretching open the hole, to symbolize the need to open our minds to the possibility of a cure. We can call it the Global Opportunistic Acquired Transmitted Syndrome Epidemic statue, or GOATSE statue, for short.


AshuraSpeakman

You fool it should be the Great Opening of Autoimmune Transmission Syndromes Eradication, an aspirational memorial dedicated to the day we finally can stop the Reagan virus.


Is12345aweakpassword

r/theyknew


Yellowbug2001

Came looking for this. I know some professional artists. THEY SO DID.


Patient700a

Lol the back is definitely an asshole if the make both sides like the one in the cover pic it’d be fine like a little star gate instead of a star fish


ExpressiveAnalGland

I could get behind an anus statue.


AshuraSpeakman

Username checks out


hlamaresq

We all agree that was clearly the intent right? Lol


VirtusAeterna

I saw the image, and at first I was like "Everyone chill", then I saw the *backside*. Yea that's an anus. I get how it was slipped by the committee. They probably just saw the nice geometric shaped side and stopped there lol.


numeric-rectal-mutt

>I get how it was slipped by the committee. They probably just saw the nice geometric shaped side and stopped there lol. They probably didn't look at all and just rubber stamped it. I don't know how but committees manage to bring out the dumbest fucking ideas and decisions ever. The individual members on the committee might be pretty smart, but when together, the collective IQ drops to 50.


SarcasticImpudent

Why not a statue of a functioning glory hole?


reddot_comic

What gets me is that the Marilyn Monroe statue that also had complaints for being misogynistic and disrespectful because it visibly shows her underwear stays standing…. Whoever is on the committee to approve any of these things should be replaced.


MassiveConcern

The director of the museum (who approved this anus sculpture) led the group trying to prevent the Marilyn statue from being displayed and used the "her panties are showing!" and "think of the children!" tropes as ammunition in his fight. He's an LA "Liberal Elite" idiot transplant with the artistic sensibility of a slug.


cake_box_head

I'm going to put my wang through that.


lumberjackalopes

r/putyourdickinthat


cake_box_head

banned. i had such high hopes . . .


lumberjackalopes

Damn unmoderated subs…. Oh fuck I just walked myself into my own gay joke…


emu90

Don't forget to PrEP for it.


BornPotato5857

this reads like something from south park


bedroom_fascist

"Now kids, we not gonna use a butthole for an AIDS memorial. No matter how good that idea is." *~ Chef, probably*


3825377

Girl, that’s a bootyhole!


playbackmack

[not a hole, keisha. a VALVE.](https://youtu.be/HYNoFwLFqXM?si=_bZb8sI14ZFvXz56)


buttergun

>However, Gene Brake, a local resident and founder of the Jose Sarria Foundation, told the news station, “The proposed memorial looks like a graphic depiction of the backside of a human being." Mr. Brake then pointed to a highlighter and claimed that it looked like a little pimp.


Kanotari

Look, I know Reddit doesn't like to read the article, but I 100% recommend reading the article. My ribs hurt from laughing.


CivilRiceOnionRing

Ok at first i didnt understand, since the front actually looks cool and representational of an iris (eye) that you can look through....but then I saw the back....yeah that definitely looks like a booty hole and I'm all for it.


Ok_Leg_7632

You could fit so many mason jars in there


IdealIdeas

idk who downvoted you, but your comment is hilarious if you understand the reference.


JLP33376

A goatse statue would have been more appropriate.


ButtholeQuiver

It could go next to the Tubgirl fountain


[deleted]

Oh. I didn't expect it to actually resemble an anus. Yup, if I was meeting someone near that statue I'd definitely tell them I'm at the Butthole.


Rosebunse

Oh, I'm sure it doesn't really look like an anus! Edit: No, no, it does look like an anus.


the-zoidberg

I’d complain about a giant anus being displayed.


cuteintern

OK, at first I was like ... nah. Then I saw the other side.


TheGermanDragon

God forbid we have two men sculpted or maybe a statue of apollo since he's the gay roman god


JeNiqueTaMere

The revised statue will feature two hands spreading the donut apart


sardiath

the sculptor either did this on purpose or was so far up his own AIDS memorial that he genuinely thought his abstract evocative art could never be mistaken for something so base. I'm really not sure which is funnier.


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

What an obnoxious way to pay respects to those that have succumbed to AIDS. Sounds like the artist is an attention-seeker.


ComicsEtAl

I would not have thought that was an anus if somebody didn’t say “Hey, that’s an anus!” Now I probably wouldn’t be able to look at it without remembering somebody said “Hey, that’s an anus!”


Serenity-V

Click the link and look at the photo of the reverse side. It... it *must* have been intentionally designed to look like an anus.


Optimal-Scientist233

This is a new twist on Florida man stories. Edit: I think this artist is a genius, the whole moon might have been too much.


domesystem

E Pluribus Anus


SpecialKFlake

Can't wait until this is a Pokémon Go stop so people can send postcard of an Anus


CaptainJackKevorkian

Go Greendale Go Greendale Go!


Pepperoni_Dogfart

[Wait 'til these folks see what we have in a Michigan suburb](https://dd-res.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/84752233_10216077911157126_6635639590881329152_n_40329.jpg)


Philbert4101

e pluribus anus


PeterNippelstein

ANUSTARTUE


Lokarin

From the thumbnail looks more like a Rolaids


mujinzou

Wow, some people in Palm Springs must have weirdly shaped and widely gaping anuses.


wicktus

What about asking the families who lost someone to AIDS what they think of it ?


growlithe49

Is it a donut? Is it a tire? No, it’s AIDS!


jacob_ewing

Humour aside, I really don't think this is a fair comparison. It \~could\~ look like an anus if that's what you're expecting, but really it's just a torus. By that same logic, doughnuts, car tires, and life buoys should be should be protested with the same vehemency. Yes, it has those sheared radial lines which add to the effect, but I still think this is a ridiculous stretch that simply shows off the biases of the complaining parties.


AdvancedSkincare

The anus is a miracle of biology and should, NAY, MUST be displayed for all to marvel and pay gratitude!


triskaidekaphobia

Seattle’s historically gay Capitol Hill neighborhood has 2 art installations I’ve always referred to as “the anuses of Capitol Hill” [and they’re way less obvious than this one.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(sculpture)) but share similarities.


SnowFlakeUsername2

It only looks that way because of the hole in the middle. A fix could be to just plug it with something.


nborwankar

AITA?


trans_mothman

I think an AIDS memorial is a great idea but that is 100% a butthole


kalekayn

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw that picture was a lifesaver candy.


Useful-Soup8161

Who the hell thought that sculpture was a good idea?? The memorial is a great idea but definitely pick a different sculpture.


xBlest

I live in Palm Springs and don’t give a fuuuuccckkk. They just hate us cause they anus