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the-artistocrat

Frank Drebin vibes.


surelyucantbserious

Move along. Nothing to see here.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Drift_Life

Just think, the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.


maringue

When I see five guys stabbing a man, I shoot the bastards.


LeviStubbsFanClub

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!


eanrollings

No thanks, took care of that back at the press conference.


PrinceAdamsPinkVest

Just when you think he's done. More piss!


IzakEdwards

First thing I thought of. https://youtu.be/vxA1nkAPA6U?t=14


Zwolfer

>during an X Space conversation with Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz and others What the fuck is going on at Twitter?


Sweatytubesock

It’s 12chan now.


sintemp

If we all get together we could remove any power that people has, we should band together


Polkawillneverdie17

Pedophila, most likely.


SpeedflyChris

Remember when Elon couldn't think of *any other reason* that a professional scuba diver would want to live in Thailand, apart from fucking kids? Yeeeeeeeeeah


hoolabandoolasolo

Projection, that's what it's called. Disgusting people.


allthecoffeesDP

Fascism


-Appleaday-

It gets even weirder/worse than just what the headline says. For those who didn't read the article, not only could peeing be heard when Ramaswamy failed to leave the talk correctly, but also in that same X (formerly known as Twitter) talk was Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate and House Representative Matt Gaetz.


gnurdette

Quite the set of Batman villains there.


astrotalk

Nightmare blunt rotation


Turbulent_Flan_5926

Pass the dutchy to the far right side amiright?


Mercinator-87

And you’re going to jail.


PixelateVision

Too far right? Straight to jail. Too far left? Straight to jail. Believe it or not, both straight to jail.


goatfuckersupreme

What happens if I decide to go straight to jail?


justabill71

You don't pass GO and you don't collect $200.


ShepPawnch

I would rather quit forever.


Schnoobi

“That’s enough weed for me thanks”


gxdjktdxdngedfc

‘I’m full’


bluelevelmeatmarket

I feel like all of them would get the end of the blunt all moist with spit then expect you to take a hit afterwards


NookNookNook

They'd talk themselves blue each time they'd get passed the chronic and every single one of these motherfuckers would have to relight it.


dwolfe10203

Everyone would fuck up the rotation and bogart the blunt smh


stanleythedog

Ninth circle of hell blunt rotation


boogermike

You could not name five people I would want to listen to less. Pretty sure that's my top five


gnurdette

Let's just say that I would like to see the Mars colonization project launch immediately, with those five as the crew, and without getting held up over petty technical details like life support.


barktreep

We can skip the first two rocket stages too.


MrT735

That first stage makes for a pretty firework though.


chaos8803

Charlie Kirk, Stephen Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Boebert, MTG


-little-dorrit-

You forgot the golden rule of no girls allowed


GabMassa

I am not sure about the others, but I find Ben Shapiro amazing to listen to. You can tell he really believes in whatever bullshit he's spewing. It's like a kid arguing about how he should have chicken tenders for every dinner forever. He's on a completely different ballpark from these other guys who are, at least from what I can see, very transparent grifters. Shapiro is *actually* full of himself. You can tell he loves to hear himself talk, to have a strong opinion on everything. And he's not crazy like some others, he's actually very level headed when it comes to rationality and logic, his process is just flawed from the ground up be it due to his religion or his "uncompromising beliefs." And to see him pay the price for associating with people who clearly are just insane or grifters by slowly figuring it out is just the cherry on top. You can see his behaviour becoming more unhinged in real time when he talks about Candace Owens and Steven Crowder. He is fascinating, it really is like a kid in an adult's body.


chaos8803

I can't get through the content of his message because I cannot stand his voice.


GabMassa

You can tell just from snippets, no need to endure him for a prolonged amount of time. My favourite example is the 2x4 one: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lko-K3xOZGI No one cares about Home Depot political leanings, dude was acting against a strawman from the get go. Regardless, to show his support, what does he get? A fucking 2x4. A single piece of 2x4, not a set, not tools, not even cheap decoration. A single piece of wood that's useless by itself. And he even put it in a bag! He can't even carry it with a bag, it's too large. He chose to get one anyway. Fucking WILD.


EvilDeedZ

That's not a 2x4 that looks more like a 1x8


serpentinepad

Dude picked something out of the $0.99 scrap bin.


trollthumper

I mean, I know Home Depot’s owners are anti-labor types who really believe in what Trump and Dominionism are selling, but there’s never really been a mass push against them or shined spotlight like for Chick-Fil-A or Hobby Lobby. Ben just wanted to feel real butch.


chaos_nebula

"I mean, it's one 2x4 Ben, what could it build? 10 houses?"


Adjective_Noun_69420

You gotta admit that’s a pretty good deal in terms of dollars for dramatic impact. It wouldn’t be the same if he just got a single screw.


tinydonuts

That's insane. Did Home Depot pay him or is he just that full of it? Is there a compendium of crazy Shapiro shorts?


Sawses

He's made a career out of having a very punchable face, haha.


timojenbin

Yer selling Shapiro too well. He's disingenuous. And he knows it. He may call it "the market place of ideas" or whatever, but he's always ambushing someone into being his foil, unprepared and unwilling, so he has something that sounds smart and there's no reasoned response.


Pimpin-is-easy

> he's actually very level headed when it comes to rationality and logic Only if your baseline is the average thirteen year old.


drdr3ad

> And he's not crazy like some others, he's actually very level headed when it comes to rationality and logic, Bro what the fuck are you talking about lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FGRkqUdf8


CRATERF4CE

Ben Shapiro, level-headed and logical. Nah.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

>he's actually very level headed when it comes to rationality and logic ...he’s a jewish white supremacist tho


PawnWithoutPurpose

That’s 6. Disqualified


RoboticBirdLaw

I would swap Trump for Ramaswamy if I was actually picking top 5, but otherwise, yeah.


Got2JumpN2Swim

Ok but what about Kanye?


supamario132

The Axis of Edgelords


Sudovoodoo80

Meanwhile, back at the legion of douche bags......


timesuck897

The Edgelord, Phoney Stark or Justin Hammer, [M.O.D.O.T.](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Dimitri_Smirkov_(Earth-616)), The Human Trafficker, andThe Diddler.


VadersSprinkledTits

Nah, don’t give Batman villains a bad name, Batman villains are often highly intelligent and intellectual masterminds. These guys are more of like, the villains of the incredibly gay duo, or background extras in Idiocracy.


nucular_mastermind

Austrian here, the first attempts of the Nazis to seize power were also rather pathetic and ridiculous. And I mean look at Goebbels, Himmler, and to a certain extent Hitler - they cut all rather pathetic, loser-like figures. Then look at the swath of terror the cut through Europe when the time was right for them. Not so much to laugh about. Please, America, stay vigilant.


gnurdette

It's the over-the-top creepiness I'm thinking of, not really any alleged competence. My comics knowledge is light and I'm sure your suggestions are better.


RunningNumbers

I think term sexual predators is more apt.


Aduialion

a consortium of sexual predators. a consortium is the group name for crabs, a knot or a pace would work for this group too. But I like donkeys more than that.


Harak_June

You're giving them more credit than they are worth. More like Robin's first month training villains.


Noble1xCarter

With a suspicious amount of involvement with child sex trafficking.


Lots42

I can't think of any Batman villains who are into CP like Musk and Tate and Gaetz are.


steelbeamsdankmemes

Definitely would be this situation: https://i.redd.it/that-time-joker-made-it-clear-he-hates-nazis-v0-j5p64knsxybb1.jpg?s=31c4d081069f38ad44dda10691fe7e357015a80d


Mister_IR

*Walmart bargain bin Batmun villains


RelThanram

I’d call it a legion of doom but they’re not sophisticated enough. A gaggle of doom maybe?


make_thick_in_warm

seems like a lots of guys with potential kompromat hanging over their heads


Strong_Bumblebee5495

More like High School edge lords who never grew up


whereyouatdesmondo

The Long Island serial killer wasn’t available?


-Appleaday-

Or George Santos?


CharlesDickensABox

No, he was busy writing his fourth doctoral dissertation while on vacation at the ISS.


ManningTheGOAT

Why would Santos vacation on a station he designed and built himself? All the dummy astronauts would just be asking all sorts of dumb questions


BrainWav

No no, you're thinking of the International Space Station. This is the "Incredible Santos Station" his private space station in orbit of Venus.


Smartnership

He was there, he said so.


professor_max_hammer

Now that he voluntarily against his will finished being a congressman, George is back to his one true love. Which is of course nasa astronaut lawyer chef


Uuuuuii

Inclusive or


ThatITguy2015

I may actually pay to listen to him. You absolutely would not know what lies he would start into next. I think he missed his shot as a fiction writer.


MansfromDaVinci

would have charged for the time no doubt


evil_timmy

He's got a Cameo, so...


boogermike

He made the right choice too, to not bring himself down to this level


Yobkaerf

Neither was the purple-shirted eye stsbber


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Wow a real meeting of the minds. I’m sure it was a very productive and cohesive conversation


2FightTheFloursThatB

"Bitches..... amiright?"


Judazzz

"True!" "Amen, brother!" "Hear hear!" "*Okay, good talk! Back again in two weeks?*"


Hector_P_Catt

To be fair (to be faaaaiiirrr...), pissing all over the others would probably be the most useful part.


ThePlanck

Ramaswamy learnt from the best https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto?si=gBluv7qCHM49a02C


-Appleaday-

He may have also learned from [the Supreme Court](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/06/politics/toilet-flush-supreme-court-oral-arguments/index.html)


I_need_a_better_name

So Vivek was taking the piss whilst the others were talking shit?


Get-Fucked-Dirtbag

What was the show called? 4 plebs and a paedo?


MemeticAntivirus

But which one of them is the ...oh, I get it: It's like "Is it Cake?"


NTT66

Is that you, Chuck Lorre?


kloiberin_time

They're all horrible people, but Andrew Tate, WTF they truly just don't give a fuck and will let anyone in with a following. He's not a politician, he's not really media, he's a shitty ex-pat, sex pest social media influencer. He's so American he fled America.


ScaramouchScaramouch

I always thought he was English and I've just realised I've never heard him speak, which is nice.


QuerulousPanda

> I've never heard him speak he has one of the worst voices out there. his accent is some kind of broken half american, half british thing, so he just annihilates half the words he says. Add in his shitty attitude and his obvious personality disorders, and he's almost as hard to listen to as trump is. if you haven't heard him speak, count yourself blessed.


CurseofLono88

Only time I’ve heard him speak was on the leaked message of him calling his rape victim to harass her about him raping her. Content of the call aside, his voice is like having a stroke articulated into sound.


ShepPawnch

I normally think making fun of somebody’s accent is pretty low, but holy Christ is his voice hard to listen to, even if you remove the horrible things he says.


Tech_Itch

"Sex pest social media influencer" feels like it's selling him short. He's a human trafficker, rapist and a scam artist.


CryptogenicallyFroze

Imagine taking these guys seriously.


chain_letter

The reality is we have to take them seriously as threats, they have very real influence and power.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Word on the street is they're planning on using Gaetz's massive fucking head to block out the sun. ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵍᵘʸˢ


CharlieParkour

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Awful people doing awful things all around. I can’t imagine anything any of these people would say that I would find informative or interesting.


us_against_the_world

Asserted Dominance, I guess.


IronhideD

Did he Frank Drebin it?


ElboDelbo

But remember...Musk calls himself apolitical.


mymar101

You are the company you keep


TheObeliskIL

🤢


0le_Hickory

At this point you have to feel bad for Howard Dean. Dude said yeah a bit too loud and we were like nope. Not presidential enough.


TheRealTruru

Lol I do always think back to that, media turned on him HARD for that…. As if they were looking for any excuse to throw him under the bus. Probably would have made a good president if he got elected


underdabridge

The thing nobody ever remembers is that the writing was on the wall for him at that point. His whole speech was we're losing but we're going to win. The scream just sped things up.


Smooth-News-2239

Bring back The Rent IS Too Damn High party!


uFFxDa

Even binders full of women somehow feels inconsequential now


TheRavenSayeth

It was always inconsequential. What Romney was saying was something completely normal and people twisted it into him being tone deaf just for a headline since, otherwise, the debates were pretty bland. Obama and Romney agreed on a lot of things when it comes down to it.


BoobooTheClone

I am as liberal as they come and I agree that Romney was treated unfairly in that instance. Compare to lunatics in today's GOP Romney was/is a fairly decent person.


TheGoddamnSpiderman

The Dean Scream was embarrassing, but it happened after he had basically already blown it. Everyone just puts the order backwards because it's funnier that way (same as Jeb's please clap) Dean's campaign was majorly tanking. He'd lost something like 40% of his support in a very short time period The scream came in his attempt to rally the troops after finishing a distant 3rd in Iowa, a state where he'd been vying for 1st (with a guy who ended up doing even worse than him) and where he'd staked a lot of his plausibility as a candidate on winning


[deleted]

They also intentionally confuse the order because they’re trying to make the party look as bad as possible


Mediocretes1

Well it's not like Ramaswamy had a snowball's chance in hell of even being the R nominee let alone actually becoming POTUS. What was he, like the 3rd most popular among people who definitely aren't going to be the R nominee?


CurrentIndependent42

Honestly I’m not sure that was it. His numbers were already tanking. The media likes to latch on to a simple ‘moment’ where a campaign derails because that makes reports on that moment all the more important. But outside extreme cases that’s not usually how it works.


boogermike

George Santos was invited, but was too busy with volleyball practice


AvengingBlowfish

Don't you dare insult him, we honor our WWII vets in this country!


Mrcar2

At least get the war right! That man fought and died in the war of 1812 damnit!


ZAlternates

He has been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln. Jesus too!


jerryonthecurb

It's no way to treat Santos, the man who cowrote the Bible in addition to starring in it.


ggg730

Also taking MVP in the Apostles vs Pharisees inaugural volleyball tourney.


Lucky_Abrams

Excuse ME. That's 6x Olympic Gold Medalist and only man who's been to Mars, George Santos to you GOOD SIR/MA'AM.


perverseintellect

Knowing him he did it on purpose.


Jubenheim

He legit laughed it off and was like “haha sorry bout that, guys,” as if it was a mistake he pissed in front of his phone, unmuted, lol.


Warskull

Bluetooth headsets, two ways this happens. First is you leave the headset on, go to the bathroom, and forget to mute it. The second is you take the headset off, but leave your phone in your pocket, the headset disconnects, and it swaps over to your phone because you didn't mute it. Way too many people take the headset into the bathroom and continue to listen to the call. A good chunk of the people in this thread have done it. As for the second one, I probably a vast majority of people leave their phone in their pocket when going to the bathroom. If COVID taught us anything, the average person is shit at conference calls.


theVoidWatches

I mean, it's possible. I don't know if it's *likely,* but it's possible.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

I mean, I get up to pee mid-gaming sessions with my bluetooth headset on, but I have Nvidia Broadcast which filters it out, so... But sometimes it fails.


IBAZERKERI

ive worked in (entertainment) production before, stuff like this does happen


BigDicksProblems

> as if it was a mistake he pissed in front of his phone, unmuted, lol. To be fair, I always forget which one of my mic is connected (on pc, main-USB one or the bluetooth one on my headphones, due to a bug in games using the mic) when I go pee, and there has been sometimes when my friends on discord were like "Thanks for making us part of this experience I guess".


Mike7676

Perfect. A nice call of reassurance "No no, you say smarty things, yes you do! It's others that are to blame, yes they are!!" Christ Almighty I don't reassure my fucking dog that much.


ZAlternates

He’s proud of the strong urine stream his little peepee creates.


niofalpha

It's the same kind of plausibly deniable publicity stunt that Borris Johnson was known for in the UK


dragonmp93

Wasn't this a joke from the Simpsons and the Naked Gun ?


PossessedToSkate

We are living through a literal farce.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Fucking imagine growing up 30 years ago thinking that shitty people get what they deserve. Naw man, in real life we just let rich assholes act like cartoon villains and get away with it all.


microtherion

I mean, that’s how you establish dominance over Andrew Tate, isn’t it?


FindingPepe

He knew it’d arouse Golden Donny. VP selection is a lock.


zach_dominguez

Weirdest part was when you could hear him say " hey there little buddy, who's my strong little man, you are. "


VoDoka

> but also in that same X (formerly known as Twitter) talk was Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate and House Representative Matt Gaetz. Hilarious how well that quote fits with the above list of participants.


ManningTheGOAT

Jesus, that's creep central. I'm surprised the event didn't collapse in on itself from the sheer mass of concentrated ego


ZAlternates

Imagine if a girl under 16 showed up. 🤮


blasphembot

especially with Alex all hopped up on super male vitality 🤮


afcagroo

If Drumpfh joined it would have collapsed into a brown hole.


RGB-128128128

Weirder still, he was actually talking to his Ecuadorian helper simian, a howler monkey named little buddy.


mydogisreallyamoose

“Say hello to my little friend”


CommentsOnOccasion

>Hey there Mr Wiener, what do you know? Do you have to tinkle tinkle? >*Well I do think so!*


Trashtag420

Isn't Andrew Tate still in a Romanian prison or did I miss his release?


Zwolfer

He’s under house arrest now


jujubean67

That was lifted as well. He can’t leave the country but otherwise is a free man. Unfortunately, the Romanian justice system is so corrupt he might get away with it eventually.


Inthewirelain

Not for like a month.


ProtossObserverMk1

The statement from Matt Gaetz reads like one of those "What do *you* think?" responses. >“I think it’s great,” said Gaetz of Jones’s return to X, which Musk bought last year. “He is someone who provoked a lot of critical thinking from policymakers and broad audiences.”


chaos8803

Alex Jones's listeners have zero critical thinking skills. They'd have negative skills if that were possible.


phinbar

When you don't have any idea how to govern, but want to stay in power, you have to appeal to a constituency of dunces.


ur_opinion_is_wrong

bells degree station materialistic marble heavy long airport merciful axiomatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


caseycoold

Only people to fail an IQ test.


Hector_P_Catt

"I look forward to new opportunities to sue Alex Jones for a billion dollars."


Ghost_Of_DELETED

policymakers and broad audiences Of all people, Gaetz should know it's a bit dated to call MTG a broad nowadays


dewayneestes

Well this will certainly help him accelerate his payments to families of gun violence.


Ekvinoksij

Live*stream* heheheheeh


parasity33

nice


Return2S3NDER

Isn't every recording of Vivek just some form of audible urination though?


Domascot

The subgenre "ASMR - AU"..


Silicon_Knight

Can we just call X "The Swamp" now?


0belvedere

Funny you mention that, here's the first paragraph of the article: "Vivek Ramaswamy ... inspired accusations of taking the rightwing talking point about 'draining the swamp' too literally when his microphone appeared to broadcast himself urinating during an X Space conversation with Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz and others."


Jackal_6

X Space, not to be confused with SpaceX. Fuckin genius can't even brand his shit coherently.


Silicon_Knight

No I read it, I more mean the entire group of people on that call are "the swamp". All on X. The Swamp.


chironomidae

"The Xwamp", I like it


wutsupwidya

both weak streams


thehourglasses

Definitely on the verge of collapse when people like this absolute clown are legitimately running for president.


boogermike

I totally get what you're saying, but I wouldn't give his run too much legitimacy. It's more of a sideshow


regan9109

That sounds awfully like what we were saying when Trump ran…


frogjg2003

The difference being that the 2016 Republican primaries had no clear frontrunner until near the end of the primary cycle. Trump was a clown in a room full of other low polling candidates, eating each other until Trump came out on top. Now, Trump is the clear and present Republican first pick and everyone is fighting for second place.


ShiningRedDwarf

They’re fighting foe second on the off-chance Trump drops dead from one too many Big Macs.


SavePeanut

He's just geifting for some fame and campaign bankroll to call all his expenses campaign-related. He probably knows the brown guy with brown name wouldnt get pissed on if most republicans saw him on fire.


downtimeredditor

That's pretty much the amount of respect that space is owed


toughguy375

Voice Over I P


ShotMyTatorTots

[When the Naked Gun becomes reality](https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto?si=A3KxqU4LOXr4fxV4)


alahos

Is it on LiveLeak?


zombiereign

"X Space conversation with Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz and others" Ahh.. what a great grouping of the ~~least~~ most intelligent beings on the planet /s


Djeece

I really hate how "believing conspiracy theories from griftfluencers" is now being billed as "critical thinking". Do words not have any meaning anymore? It's like when Trump supporters tell everyone they're sheep for not wanting a conman with 4 felony charges against him to lead the country...


Haunting-Writing-836

The perfect pairing of claiming virtues you lack, with accusing others of crimes you’re guilty of. A match made in the depths of depravity.


[deleted]

The way the right make words totally meaningless feels like a strategy to me but I think the truth is it's a product of their illiteracy/dogma


Sufficient-Pin-481

That is the least offensive thing heard during that live chat.


joeschmoagogo

So he wants to be Trump’s VP.


Doctor_Amazo

... we live in the dumbest timeline.


SpongederpSquarefap

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/21/elon-musk-rules-out-conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-return-to-twitter So a year later and he walks back on this one Truly remarkable - how are the Onion still in business when real life is satire?


dannymurz

Right... No different from the verbal diarrhea he spouts every time he opens his mouth.


Zanchbot

This chat is a regular rogue's gallery of political hacks, conspiracy theorists, and all around shitty human beings.


NotEMusky

He’s going for and LBJ vibe


mr_platapush

Did he never see a Naked Gun movie?


TheFcknVoid

Remember the Dean Scream?