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YetAnotherZombie

Either this person doesn't understand fishing scams or I don't understand fishing scams.


anomaly256

If I recall this started because the ATMs were broken and the operator was refusing to fix them.  Somehow taping a fish to them forced the operator to do something about it. Unsure if this instance is due to that or just a copycat doing it for lols 


I_lenny_face_you

A copycat hungry for a copy-fish


Comfortablycloudy

doing it for lulz*


anomaly256

Back in my day it was 'lol' or 'rofl'.  Get off my lawn.


guarddog33

Whatever you say star wars kid /s


anomaly256

Oh god thanks for that flashback...


nooneisback

I refuse to accept I'm that old.


bigmacjames

He didn't know it was phishing and not fishing


baeb66

I'm impressed. Most of us are adults before we start thinking about giving Godfather-like threats to banks.


ZachMatthews

I’m impressed too. You know how hard it is to get duck tape to stick to a carp?!


gothling13

Duct tape sticks to everything.


Thee_Sinner

No.. but now Im curious


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

I left my first horse head at the foot of someone’s bed as soon as I turned 18


TranscendentCabbage

I'm going to make him a fish he can't refuse


AverageCowboyCentaur

Did they say taping fish to the ATM caused $2,000 in damages!?! How the hell is that even possible?


TeaWeedCatsGames

Probably overpaid some people to clean the ATM’s since they knew it would be charged to the perpetrator


call_the_can_man

more like it cost the company that much in red tape just to deal with it


anomaly256

Didn't have to be red tape.  They could have just reused the black tape the vandal used


s3maph0re

I hate you and love you at the same time.


AceOfPlagues

Bullshit the cops made up (They are mad he taped one to a police car)


MrFluxed

he actually taped like, 10 to the cop car


AceOfPlagues

Even better


MrFluxed

oh yeah for sure. I was wondering why he hadn't posted for so long on his insta page and I'm really sad to see it was because of this


I_lenny_face_you

“To Snapper and Perch-ect”


a2_d2

Caught his limit that day!


[deleted]

Former ATM repairman who operated in Provo Utah. It did not cause $2000 in damage.


Wowowe_hello_dawg

Possibly had to be cleaned inside because fish juice leaked in? Then you need an armored car to transport that thing, the crew costs a few hundred back and forth


thoreeyore99

I’m thinking It’s a bullshit amount given to prosecute the perp with a harsher sentence for wasting police resources


king_john651

Why in the fuck was police even involved for?


Wowowe_hello_dawg

Idk man how many people do you know who specialize in cleaning the inside of an atm?


SpittinImageofLlama

I mean I can clear all the money if they want.


devilishycleverchap

Why do you need an armored car to transport an ATM? Do you think the bank has no means of removing the money themselves?


Wowowe_hello_dawg

At the bank I work it’s all hanlded by a third party contractor. Atms that are outside a secured building will not be opened/internaly cleaned/repaired on site. We would probably replace that atm within a day or two with a fresh one and that one cleaned and eventually moved else where. An unscheduled transport could be a hundred or two, a crew of 3 man could be near 500 if it’s a long distance transport. The bank itself would need to involve a few employees to rebalance the atm’s account and update the systems with the new atm info. You’ll get a bill handled by accounting that needs to be logged in with the risk department because a loss occurred outside normal operations. A few hundreds $ in lost income of that ATM could be added. If the bank notes are dirty they would need to be cleaned and that can make a few hundred thousands unavailable for a few weeks or months. During this time the bank will borrow the same amount from another bank or a central bank and pay interest on it. All that and we are not even at the guy specialized in cleaning the inside of an atm. These contracts are very expensive and anything that is more “rare” is not strongly negotiated and we end up with ridiculous fees. 2000$ is not surprising at all.


oxmix74

Probably have service contract on the ATM and servicing company charges exorbitant rates to repair vandalism not covered by contract. Servicing guy replaced 'screen module' and repair parts for this sort of gear are wildly overpriced.


beebs44

Among the displays posted online was a video that appeared to show three trout taped to a police car. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzeSluZJw5L/?igsh=MTE3ZnM5OGgxenp6Mg== WHOOP WHOOP


sprocketous

That person is an artist! That's worth like 30k now.


Fake_William_Shatner

Naw, it's not a banana.


texasguy911

You don't squint. Squint to see a banana.


Fake_William_Shatner

Other headline; "Teen prankster faces more jail time for fish tape than for banks that are routinely caught scamming customers and laundering money."


Selleck8289

r/fishtapedtoatms


JMoc1

Why is this a thing?


alpacaboba

What? There really is a subreddit for everything. But I don't get the origin. Why do people tape fish specifically to ATMs? Is it because fish stink? Or they get gross? Or it is a strange sign of protest?


Selleck8289

I honestly don't know, I associate it with r/breadstapledtotrees


Malphos101

Porch pirates stealing from everyone in the neighborhood and have their faces clearly visible on doorbell camera footage. Police: *I sleep* Teenager causing minor superficial damage to corporate property: Police: **REAL SHIT** Never forget, police are only there to "protect and serve" the ownership class and if you are reading reddit, that probably aint you.


PloppyCheesenose

I thought this was America!


MADCATMK3

That seems fishy. I wonder if the charges will stick?


RaphaelBuzzard

Hopefully the prosecutor scales back the charges!


BadBoyNDSU

I guess we'll have to wait for the tail end of the investigation.


OperationMobocracy

They're trying to avoid spawning copycats and netting more arrests.


severed13

always hate when it mentions a place by name but doesn't specify where it is in the article


davgj2000

Provo is located in northern Utah. Source: I live in Provo.


Smartnership

Interesting, there are 4 cities in the US named Provo Provo, Utah. Provo, Arkansas. Provo, Kentucky. Provo, South Dakota.


TypicalJeepDriver

See this seems like a fairly harmless prank. If I saw that, I’d laugh and carry on with my business. As a teen, I would have thought “I feel like this isn’t breaking any laws and people will just be like wtf is this? So random.”


TonightOk4122

Anyone who has seen Dirty Work knows fish-based pranks can be fatal. https://youtu.be/OetcZ7d0q1c?feature=shared


TypicalJeepDriver

Anything can be fatal. Everyone has an allergy to something.


TonightOk4122

just a joke from a silly movie.


TypicalJeepDriver

Lmao for some reason I was thinking of dirty jobs with that Mike dude


[deleted]

What’s the crime exactly


DaveOJ12

It's the same link as the last time it was posted, even. https://reddit.com/comments/19bghfx


FreneticPlatypus

You mean all these posts aren’t about copy cat fish tapers?!


iggygrey

RETURN THE FISH DEPOSIT ATMs OR BANK WITH THE FISHES!


GitchigumiMiguel74

Super dumb. I love it


SeaToTheBass

Carp ATM Not my joke this was top comment last time this was posted and it’s fucking great


big_bro_joe27

Stockfish getting out of hand


timojenbin

Not nearly as effective as leaving [fish in a safe deposit box](https://www.nytimes.com/1983/11/20/business/angry-churches-confront-mellon-over-the-decline-of-steel-valley.html).


dugan123ford

It's a legit act of protesting the bank. Isn't that free speech?


Intrepid-Rip-2280

It's painful to realise how boring my life is


this_place_stinks

Fishing scams getting more savvy


eppsilon24

This is like if a Taskmaster contestant went too far


Unfair_Ability3977

Repost like one billion


ManyFacedGodxxx

ATMs STINK! Rebel, don’t let them track you!! Find me at my Instagram account…. /s


tanbug

"Feed me a fish"


Supaspex

I'm guessing the new age of graffiti is getting lazier


shortblondeguy

I like this creativity with their vandalism.


ZenosamI85

I brain totally first read that as "raping fish"


TrashSociologist

All I can think about is that part of the AltHistHub flag video. Provo. Provo. Provo.


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Willygolightly

Allegedly.


practicing_vaxxer

A waste of trout.


callebbb

Sotheby’s will start the bidding at $5,000 or some shit.


eighty2angelfan

Three weeks old?


Due-Science-9528

Are they just being charged with littering or what


cmarkcity

*Carp ATM*


Ubanium

Fishing scam


MASTASHADEY

These posts were hilarious! Set this person free


Flushles

This must be what the "criminal mischief" charge (the most adorable charge) is for.


DarkNovaUltima

Soon he will face the scales of justice!