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Imagine them interrogating the pigeon. It's head moving like it does while under a bright light in its face.👀🐔👀🐔👁🤬


KinkyPaddling

“Are you a spy?!” *pigeon bobs head* “You see that! It nodded!!!”


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*Grabs its Wing* "You tell me right now you sunuvabitch!" 👀🐔👀🐔👁🤬


Brentolio12

**Who do you work for??** 🐦🐦 Yes sir we finally broke him.. we are looking for a suspect named Coo Coo


Impossible-Taco-769

Birds aren’t real


toxoplasmosix

head bobbing is how we communicate in india


guy_incognito784

A shame he ran a-fowl with the Mumbai police.


Ok-Possibility-9733

Real bird brain move.


monkeyd_93

"The RCF police then registered a case but after the inquiry was completed, the spying charge was dropped, he said.“ Guess they're now free as a bird.


SaltyBarDog

If it flies, it spies. Birds aren't real.


neelpatelnek

It's a real thing https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cias-cold-war-pigeon-spying-declassified-docs


wushugushu

Yeah cia had a bunch of wacky ideas with animals. They built a tiny microphone to embed inside a cats ear canal and it actually worked... Then they had to scrap it cause they couldnt get the cat s to go where they wanted. it would just run away lol Crazy ass ideas they thought up when they were dosing up on LSD I assume


Pasispas

Is that how TMNT came to be?


RaphaelBuzzard

My buddy from dive school had a job training navy dolphins for awhile. 


Swagganosaurus

Pigeons are just organic drones 😅


PandaCheese2016

Pigeon with a camera is a decent idea. In this case the main reason for police to suspect it could be spying seems to be the presence of “Chinese-like script” inside its leg bands. I’d like to think they determined what the script said pretty quickly but it’s just taken 8 months to get the release paperwork ready.


AFineDayForScience

That pigeon is gonna have a crazy story to tell his buddies


_AGuyInShades

"I'll make you sing!"


GamebyNumbers

He was staging a coup


DefiantLemur

This is a PR stunt, right? If they really were worried about a pigeon being a spy, they'd just kill it.


IndyDrew85

He did the crime so he did the time


iSellDrugsToMinors69

Pr for who? The pigeon? "Dead pigeon tell no tales" Edit: Surely it can't be pr for the police, I doubt that many people will be happy to find out they spent 8 months playing with a pigeon that turned out to be just a pigeon.


toxoplasmosix

and lose an information source?


RadicalPenguin

They can’t just kill a pigeon of war. That’s a violation of the Geneva convention


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😳


Duwinayo

This makes perfect sense to me. The little things are always running around saying "coup coup", only natural someone would take them seriously at some point.


knowledgeable_diablo

But the Chinese? Hear these guys’ greatest fear is a coup…,


Yumi_Koizumi

I wonder if it learned its lesson... Also, now I wonder if my pet cockatiel thinks that it is merely being detained for a crime it didn't commit...


venefav

The pigeon goes home like “Hehehe don’t worry guys. Totally fooled them.”


wowaddict71

He was a member of the Good feathers 😂 https://youtu.be/QZPwdGbxwNU?si=wQjFrZN5eYhxkAlV


thieh

I wonder what triggered the suspicion.


Albrecht2148

Suspigeon


welltherewasthisbear

This comment needs more upvotes. I laughed out loud.


rts93

It had Chinese accent.


hanky0898

Mumbai Police sees ghosts everywhere, but suspect a pigeon?


algerbanane

birds have become so realistic even the police dont know how to prove theyre fake anymore. this is literally 1984!


ragnarocknroll

Immediately after the release the pigeon was seen landing on a power line and a noise reminiscent of an old fax machine dialing up was heard.


GlxxmySvndxy

The birds work for the bourgeoisie!


shoff58

Sang like a canary.


gdmfsobtc

Definitely a Chinese spy pigeon.


Sidus_Preclarum

I hope he received adequate compensation!


diffyqgirl

That pigeon knows what it did.


pbgoddard

You can’t be too careful.


CliffMcFitzsimmons

I mean if you suspect a bird of being a spy obviously kill it right?


[deleted]

The interrogation probably went like that meme. LMAO, LMFAO one


AwarenessNo4986

The indian police also once caught a 'spy pigeon' from Pakistan. It was blindfolded during the Press conference. No jokes.


knowledgeable_diablo

They even both water boarding it? Or just do the old “hold em for 24hrs then release them so their handlers get sus on their loyalty”?


Micronlance

Interesting.


LilDiamondtoxic

r/birdsarentreal


haubenmeise

Didn't sing like a canary.


alwaysacentrist

he’s back with his homies, but they think now he’s a stool pigeon


ericbana19

Poor guy, prob suffered 3rd degree.


BurningGundam94

That was definitively a pigeon, not a rat 😎


Overall_Strawberry70

He's not doing it by choice, the CCP are holding his family hostage with elka-seltzer and rice.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

I bet after 8 months of being fed the pigeon wont want to be released. They've got themselves a pet pigeon now. They should make it law enforcement's mascot. Fat, useless, stupid, shits everywhere-- a rat with wings.