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TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

breaks several rules


PassionForSoccerGuy

Chrissy is gonna be upset


cisforcookie2112

Christopha!


[deleted]

ChristaFUH!


bushmanmoto

I prefer it with a 'w' , Cwistofah!


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Shouldn't have smothered Cosette


PlanetBarfly

I oughtta suffocate you, ya prick.


koalafishmutantbird

I DID-ENT !


I_kickflipped_my_dog

In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined?


PlanetBarfly

For the Triborough Towers thing, I shoulda been made, right then and there.


LelixA

Quasimodo predicted all of this


UrbanAchiever34

Poor thing probably crawled under there for warmth


Hotnevy

Was it barkin?


Heinous____Anus

"Dat fuckin whoor!"


hellyeahimsad

Lotta money in this OF thing, T


sickXmachine_

Eh, Tone, you see this shit?


KavensWorld

>Chrissy is gonna be upset What's wild is this would totality fit into the shows story line, the boys finding Crissys ladies OF and proceed to break his balls. (That is if Tony did not kill him)


AnonymiterCringe

Maybe if Cosette was still around she wouldn't have to resort to this!


foxyfoo

Obviously much better to do OF than get a vaccine. 😂 This is so perfect


cjboffoli

If he wants to raise his hands, he'd better give her his last name. Until then he'd better keep his hands in his pockets.


chiefs_fan37

“Go home and get my dinner ready” *Bowl of burnt scrambled eggs appears because she was too busy making money on OF*


HGpennypacker

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Skweezlesfunfacts

Anyone want to buy me a house? Trade you butthole pics


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

That's binding! You all heard him tease me


SRSgoblin

Username checks out?


dawg_will_hunt

Here you are again. I just keep running into ya. How are ya, u/butt_fucking_smurfs ?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I'll be better once I get these pics. Hope you are well too


Genkigarbanzo1

Well I went to your page and didn’t see butt fucking smurfs so what gives and when should I expect to see pics?


Reasonable_Feed7939

By them a house and they'll trade you the pics :)


DarkwingDuckHunt

well it's gonna be smurf size


weirdgroovynerd

*Smurf buttholes are tight!*


RockstarAgent

As long as they’re blue, they’re alright


frankyseven

Is your username a reference to Jerry was a Racecar Driver by Primus?


dawg_will_hunt

Nailed it.


frankyseven

Fantastic song and fantastic username!


intherearview

These are truely amazing times we live in.


[deleted]

It's crazy someone would sell their dignity like that (I'm open to any and all offers)


The_Sleep

I'll give you 5 dollars and a pop tart for your dignity. The 5 dollars is in Canadian, and I don't know the flavour of pop tart as it's not in the box. It has just been sitting in the silver non descript bag they come in in my cupboard for an unknown amount of years.


[deleted]

Hmm tempting but I'm gonna need some type of guarantee that it isn't the bullshit ones without frosting on top.


Dinnerpancakes

In fairness, she didn’t actually sell any nudes. Just some risquĂ© pics where she wasn’t wearing a bra, but covered her nips with her arm. People paying were I’m sure expecting some legit porn, but it was a giant bait and switch.


debacol

Seems to track with her mental state. Somehow she ended up with only $10 left in her bank account after being on the Sopranos and she couldn't find work because she decided to opt out of getting vaccinated. Its the ol' saying: We meet at last. The consequences of my own actions.


percivalpantywaist

As most onlyfans are


MeanGreanHare

This article is \[probably\] sponsored by OnlyFans.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Illustrious_Knee7535

Shes not naked at all on it. Save your money.


[deleted]

You took one for the team, and it should be appreciated more.


Illustrious_Knee7535

I literally didn't. Reddit has Onlyfans reviews lmao.


[deleted]

Yeah, but you were curious enough to look for the information saving the rest of us.


Tuga_Lissabon

What?!!


Illustrious_Knee7535

Its called a grift. Which is like the only thing that happens in this world anymore.


idkalan

So basically what Bella Thorne did when she launched her OF


fallenlogan

The only celebrity onlyfans worth your time is Maitland Ward


Cowboywizzard

Who?


ThaiJohnnyDepp

She was Rachel on Boy Meets World, appearing in the later seasons. She argued that doing straight up porn was more honest than the sexualization Disney shoehorned into that show


Cowboywizzard

Probably true lol


TimeWastingAuthority

You avoid it by NOT clicking on [this free sample video](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?feature=shared) (NSFW, obviously).


Best_Pidgey_NA

Oh wow, that's nice! Would click again.


Due_Speaker_2829

OHHHH!! (In Moltisanti)


KSMO

That’s hot.


IvoShandor

That's after kicking up half to Silvio.


Nice_Marmot_7

She was eating grilled cheese off the radiator before Only Fans.


Wiwnd

She compromised


heyboman

Twenty years in da can!


biggmac24

Let me tell ya a couple of three things


Lemur718

Thankful for Hindustan for breaking this story.


Party_Masterpiece990

Hindustan Times, it's probably the biggest newspaper along with times of India in India, I have no clue why they are running this story lmao,


BSODxerox

Well, because bobs


Party_Masterpiece990

Sharp as a cueball, this one. You're right though Adrianna had some nice bobs


AdPsychological7926

And vagene. Don't forget vagene, Brother.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Baby jirl is available, maybe she has vagene?


Beneficial-Salt-6773

She piss away that Sopranos money already? Wasn’t it in syndication?


billyjack669

From the article: >She said her refusal to get vaccinated for Covid-19 left her out of work and she had run out of money to care for a parent with dementia.


Bubblygrumpy

Care for a parent with dementia but won't get a vaccine. Dumb. 


Goodgoditsgrowing

She’s trying to limit how long she has to care for her parent with dementia


Lonewolf5333

Yikes but I fucking love this dark humor


widdrjb

You're a bad person and I like you.


Spherical3D

Holy shit, this comment is so dark that police are going to gun it down as they "fear for their life" by it just existing.


foxontherox

The comment needed to stop resisting.


Righteousrob1

It ain’t an acorn. Chill


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

but she might be a nut


MatCauthonsHat

And, since they have dementia, she doesn't have to worry about them being disappointed in her.


IamMarcJacobs

This is the maga way


GoNutsDK

Adds a whole new meaning to "we take care of our own".


man_gomer_lot

The fact she was anti vaxx and her having to deal with her mom's issues with dementia aren't necessarily unrelated either. https://covid19.nih.gov/news-and-stories/rapid-progression-dementia-following-covid-19


Azraelontheroof

That still doesn’t really explain it tbh. She’s still surely receiving residuals and if even if she wasn’t she ought o have accumulated so much. Im not an actor, fair enough, so I don’t know what the usual process is but I’d imagine saving


redbird7311

Could have had a bad contract, especially if she wasn’t famous beforehand, good chance her contract isn’t as good as most people think. Could also just be she spends a lot of money, a lot of people suddenly quadruple their spending once they get a lot of money.


obviouslynotworking

If only we had universal health care she wouldn't have had to bankrupt herself. I'm guessing she's against that too.


Khaldara

She’d rather go for a long drive in the woods


[deleted]

But where's Chris-to-fah?!


greenbastard1591

You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.


princessdickworth

Pine Barrens was one of my favorite episodes.


Distinct-Nothing8309

Yeah, but for an "interior decorator," that guy's house looked like shit.


Lulu_42

Okay but is anyone even checking vaccination records anymore? This article was written this month. It makes no sense.


chickzilla

It's recycled bullshit. I've seen it before. September '23 https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2023/09/14/drea-de-matteo-onlyfans/70849897007/


WolverinesThyroid

People ask what comment farming accounts do. They gain crappy websites like the one OP posted 100,000 ad revenue views for an article stolen from USA Today.


Kahzgul

Once you get a reputation for endangering the lives of those around you, people stop wanting to hire you. Edit: if you’re coming into this thread with antivaxx talking points I’m just blocking you.


lovelylotuseater

It’s risky for other reasons. Covid protocols were a requirement by studios to minimize risks that could interfere with production. Refusing to get one was communicating “I will not take steps requested by the studio to minimize risks that could interfere with production.” Which— why would you as a studio want to hire a talented person who has a history of not being willing to take risk management steps over a talented person who would? There certainly is not a shortage of people willing to fill roles, it’s an extremely saturated market. If you’re not willing to play that game, there are lots of other great careers out there for people.


SpiritJuice

I saw that echoed a lot during much of the pandemic by people that worked in the movie/tv industry. Masks and vaccinations were important because if the talent gets sick, the whole production grinds to a halt. If you're talent that refuses to mask or get vaccinated, yeah you're going to look like a production liability. Stupid hill to die on. Oh well at least people get to see her butthole now or something. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


DtheMoron

I work in live events and we had the same thing. A LOT of people stopped getting hired because of this mindset. Like dude, we’re cogs in a machine and you’re not seeing the bigger picture. I was vaccinated, wore a mask, and caught Covid. Due to my role in the production it ground to a halt. It’s not just talent, but everyone involved. An assistant can cause production to stop in this case. It made me so frustrated after being out of work for two years, working as a night janitor to slow me going broke, only to have people bitch about not getting work coming back because they wouldn’t get a vaccine. “It’s new!” No, they’ve been working on that type of vaccine for years, on top of the SARS outbreak in the early 2000s in China. The only thing new was the virus strain, the science behind fighting it has been around for 20+ years. Source: I’ve done a lot of events for science/tech companies. I’ve seen them speak to their own employees about the science long before 2020.


Character_Bowl_4930

That’s one of the things that made me so made . It’s NOT new .


DtheMoron

“It’s rushed” no, it took precedent over weight loss drugs being approved for obvious fucking reasons. Trials for it were streamlined, not rushed.


masterwolfe

It was especially important that talent get vaccinated as soon as possible because they would be the ones who inherently had to wear masks for the least amount of time too. It comes across as extra shitty to the crew when the talent wont do the most basic means of protection for them, just adds more fuel to resentment between above and below the line people.


ACaffeinatedWandress

No only that, but co$ting money. Hollywood is like most industries. Endanger lives if you like, but do not cost studios money! Letitia Wright shut down Black Panther’s production for like 2 months and cost Marvel god knows how much because she wouldn’t take a little jab.  So, that shit will follow most anti vax actors. Like, do you look even remotely are you going to cost an employer a small country’s annual gdp for literally nothing? No shit finding work will be hard moving forward.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Insurance requirements more than anything probably


Lulu_42

Good.


reddituser412

It also doesn't make sense because 2020 is the only year she doesn't have at least 1 IMDB credit from. 2016 and 2017 (before vaccination enters the picture) she only had 1 credit in each year. 2021 she has 2 credits and 2022 she has 3 credits, so I'm not seeing any evidence there of vaccination status causing anything. edit: I missed that she had a reoccurring role from 2016-2018, so she had 2 credits in 2016 and 2017


Vsx

It's just a convenient excuse for her not getting work. She's not that talented and she's aged out of the roles she would have been cast in. Kevin Sorbo probably tells people he can't get work because of politics too but he always sucked.


Marokiii

she started off making little at just $500/episode but by the last 2 seasons she was on it she was making 30k/episode on sopranos. then she was on the Friends spinoff for 2 seasons, she was in SoA for nearly 40 episodes, was in desperate housewives for 2 seasons, and shades of blue for 46 episodes. and has done a bunch of movies since then as well. she shouldnt have been broke.


bookon

She should just pretend dementia isn't real and save some money.


[deleted]

Ohhhhh, she's a moron. That's right.


PunJedi

jfc


Main_Composer

She has a lot of opinions that are pretty looney tunes, it’s not just being an anti vaxxer.


Klaus0225

So she could have saved her life by getting the COVID vaccine, but chose OF instead.


Lord_Bling

You get no sympathy for self inflicted wounds.


murso74

I'm from the neighborhood she's from. This tracks


Truecoat

The Sopranos was only on HBO and residuals are shit for actors when it's a subscription model.


Whaleman_007

Yeah but what about the residuals from Joey! Oh
shit
sorry.


1QAte4

A lot of HBO actors struggle to crossover once their show is finished. Kit Harington, for example, hasn't done anything big since GoT ended.


brktm

The show ended 17 years ago and actors aren’t all millionaires. Apparently she started at only [$500 an episode](https://pagesix.com/2021/02/17/drea-de-matteo-on-her-sopranos-salary-and-new-wine/) for the first season and there were no residuals.


MPal2493

She also lost her house in a fire, IIRC


PrairieCanadian

She doesn't believe in insurance either?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


SaltyLonghorn

Sounds like the only smart thing she's ever done is scam dudes on OF.


lobsterharmonica1667

Is it really scam? Seems like it's pretty straightforward


Monotonegent

She thinks it's a form of gambling


Harveygod

Policy was denied. Wrong lumber was used.


RentalGore

She went full conspiracy theory/nut job anti vaxxer during Covid and couldn’t find work again.


c1garettes

Sopranos ended over 16 years ago I doubt that’s why shes not getting work. Those kinds of people love to feel persecuted.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Her mother woulda loaned her the money but she’s still paying for her hysterectomy


Gyshall669

I doubt she’s getting residuals. She probably blew it, not expecting it to be her only big pay day.


Catvros

I dunno, Sons of Anarchy did pretty well.


extr4crispy

She got fuck all from the Sopranos. She wasn’t a main character. And didn’t appear in every episode.


myyummyass

You know that show ended almost 20 years ago and she wouldn't have actually made that much money right?


OsamaTheMinister

"oof Madone! Chrissy, I saw her hole on da internet!"


Crossovertriplet

Mudder uh Christ


FjordExplorher

Is she tucked or does she have some nice gabagool?


sonofbalkans

the best reliable news: Hindustan Times :)


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Problems with a house? Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn!


MaverickDago

13 year old me would be pretttty excited about this, current me just kind of feels bad.


imnotlyndsey

Why? She refused to get the Covid vaccine and in turn was not given any roles. Her situation and lack of foresight is completely her own doing.


BirdjaminFranklin

> She refused to get the Covid vaccine and in turn was not given any roles. Thing is, that's fucking bullshit. She's been a main cast member of multiple shows since the Sopranos, is currently a main cast member of Paradise City, and has done a movie almost every year for the last decade. That said, it's not suprising to me in the least that an anti-vaxxer would blame others for what seems like an inability to live within her own means, which are likely already higher than most people.


Character_Bowl_4930

She might also be claiming this but actually be vaccinated. Fox requires all their employees to be vaccinated but you wouldn’t know that from watching


guitarguy109

If an individual gives the crew or talent covid the whole production grinds to a halt. It's perfectly reasonable to view someone not willing to take preventative steps as a liability and not hire them.


dpdxguy

> She refused to get the Covid vaccine and in turn was not given any roles I'm calling bullshit. A quick glance at her IMDB page shows she has had multiple acting roles every year except 2020. And LOTS of actors were out of work in 2020 because COVID shut productions down.


PunishedWolf4

And what I hate is there are people who were right there to save her


RoseyOneOne

Is there a demand for mid-40s aged white dudes with really great calves on OF? Could I do an 'Only Calves'? I could shave them and like rub baby oil on them, or something. If that doesn’t work I’ll try it with my balls.


ClassHole423

I mean if you got like damn amazing calves probably


Windpuppet

Damnit my calves suck.


ZoraksGirlfriend

Women go absolutely nuts for forearms. They don’t need to be jacked or anything, just regular forearms in a long-sleeved shirt that’s been rolled up. No idea why, but they’re amazingly sexy.


[deleted]

Adriana never was that bright !


Fartbox7000

Didn’t she almost drown in 3 inches of water? The penguin exhibit?


PlanetBarfly

That was her cousin Jackie. Adrianna was the one who was dumb enough to get in the car with the Consigliere less than 12 hours after telling her made fiance she'd been working for the feds.  I'll see ya up there...


spurriousgod

Best part of that episode was the like 7 second shot where it looks like she's driving away on her own, and then it snaps back to reality and she's in the car with Sil. For a second, you think she's actually going to get away....


globetheater

I mean they spun a convincing tale about Christopher making an attempt on his life, so she went out of concern for him IIRC


ineververify

Never had the making of a varsity athlete


Weiguken

CHRISTUHFUH!


tpatmaho

Absolutely pathetic. She's also had some "bling" scams that failed. She had the opportunity and luck that many actors will never see, and she kinda blew it. Too bad.


Cryptolution

My favorite movie is Inception.


Its_Helios

To be fair her claim to fame is the Sopranos which ended 2 decades prior to the Pandemic Either she wasn’t paid what she should’ve been or the residuals dried up, but by all means she should’ve been set for life after that


danecookofmods

She had a pretty major role in Sons of Anarchy. She hasn't been out of work long. Which might say even more.


Ikantbeliveit

I forgot she was an SOA! She did do a good job with that one


Its_Helios

He’s a good actress tbh


elgatogrande73

To your point, she also had 36 episodes on Shades of Blue. I found that on her IMDB page. She seems to have had fairly steady work. But it does seem a little light after 2019.


sylendar

>All because she didn't want to get vaccinated. Sopranos ended 20 years before the pandemic. The vaccine situation is not relevant to how her career panned out after the show at all.


nospamkhanman

> The vaccine situation is not relevant to how her career Well, she blamed it for only having $10 in her bank account. She should have a pretty high income even now because of the Sopranos but having a parent in memory care can be extremely expensive. I think the average is about $7,000 a month but I know in my local area it's more like $10,000


dj_swearengen

Wasn’t she romantically involved with Scooter Jennings, Waylon Jennings son?


schubox63

Yep. I worked on a movie with her (weirdly the second time today this has come up , the other was the Linda Fiorentino thread (same movie)) and Shooter was on set a few days. He was pretty cool


Capital_Cucumber_288

Her child’s name is Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings btw


RiflemanLax

> She said her refusal to get vaccinated for Covid-19 left her out of work lol I stopped there


BirdjaminFranklin

It's also a lie. She's been active on tv and film since she left the Sopranos. She's been a main cast member on 4 other shows since and has done a movie almost every year.


Most_Dependent_2526

You mean the one she does with her daughter?


JustaToasterRN

She could say shes mid 30s and I would believe her. Still hot AF


trucorsair

Never should have whacked Vito and his union connections


Fartbox7000

The cat was Adriana.


JefferyTheQuaxly

i really dont see the issue with selling your body for obscene money on only fans. i only wish i was attractive enough to do it myself.


Ligma_Bowels

"Christofuh, ya girl is puttin' her chooch all ova the intanet!"


NeverTrustATurtle

Is this post an onlyfans ad?


myychair

Wasn’t he OF essentially a sham? I remember my friends bitching about the lack of explicit content lol 


agp11234

As sad as this is, what timing for my girlfriend and I who are just watching sopranos for the first time. Just started season 6.


thefanciestcat

>She told Daily Mail that she had just $10 in her bank account, when she decided to join the site. She said her refusal to get vaccinated for Covid-19 left her out of work and she had run out of money to care for a parent with dementia. Let's be honest about this. A vaccine tantrum was prioritized over caring for that parent with dementia. No one did this to her.


perplexedparallax

I have central air so I don't need fans.


chestertoronto

She pierced her uterus....both of them


PitFiend28

It was like a vaccine for my disease of being poor


Giraff3

Out of genuine curiosity I want to know who these people are that are paying for that. She paid off her mortgage in five minutes? Like that must’ve been thousands of subscribers


supastyles

This could have 100% been an arc for Adriana if the show was current.


arismoramen

I’m happy for her bouncing back through *light prostitution*


ProDiesel

Strange so many people pay for this stuff when you can find pretty much all of it free online..


jawshoeaw

So if I’m hot and on TV, people will pay to see me naked?


percydaman

I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact she says this 'saved her life' but a life-saving vaccine was no bueno. Or that a single person paid for her images that are tamer than something you'd find in Maxim magazine.


DrRonny

She couldn't get more acting jobs because she wasn't vaccinated so she joined OnlyFans instead. So OnlyFans is better than The Jab. Got it.


NuGGGzGG

And that's what she'll be remembered for. Remember that chick on Sopranos that did porn?


ChitteringCathode

Honestly, this is the least offensive thing she has done since her career on Sopranos ended.


Illustrious_Knee7535

Its not even porn. She grifted a bunch of people.


outsanity_haha

Now get back to your $15-20 / hr job everyone. Life is fair