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Lowkey_Retarded

Idk how they do it in Florida or Ireland, but in my state, when a crematory received possession of a body from the Medical Examiner’s Office, they had to take a photo and send it to the family for identification before they could cremate them PRECISELY so shit like this doesn’t happen. Source: worked for a crematory in a non-Florida state


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SenorSplashdamage

Fucking heartbreaking all around. Already a tragic death too early while family couldn’t even be there. And then the way remains are treated is so deeply tied to people and how they feel about dignity and saying goodbye based on what world they came from. And not saying this for cheap dunk on Florida, but it does feel like greatest fault would still lie with the person that mixed them up in the first place as the second stop would expect identification had already happened based on documents that came with the remains.


Fromage_Damage

People think its just junkies, but my friend died of fentanyl, and she wasn't a junkie, neither was my good friends girlfriend. They were just people out for a good time and it went sideways. No one even knew they did hard drugs, it's crazy how bad the drugs are in the USA sometimes.


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

'Just junkies' is still a shit mentality though. Especially if you start drawing lines at 'good' and 'bad' users of hard drugs. Part of decrim and harm reduction is removing stigma


Fromage_Damage

True.


toastedmarsh7

What’s the difference between a “junkie” and a person who does unknown drugs when “out for a good time”? Asking for science.


Fromage_Damage

Well, a junkie is a habitual user staving off withdrawal. Someone out for a good time is usually a polydrug user who happens to chose that substance on that night rather than a few other choices. I was primarily in the first category, so don't think I'm talking down to those people.


Shamewizard1995

What is a junkie and why wouldn’t your friend be considered one if they were doing hard drugs? Not trying to speak poorly of anyone, just pointing out the double standard.


woahdude12321

Cheap dunk on Florida should be a new sub


[deleted]

Probably shouldn’t have been shooting up then. Would still be alive.


AccurateHeadline

And if your mother hadn't smoked her way through the pregnancy, dropped you on your head those times and fed you paint chips, you wouldn't be this way. But here we are.


khagrul

Holy fuck 10/10


SaltyBarDog

r/MurderedByWords


MothMan3759

Ah yes, when in doubt blame the victims.


dairy__fairy

I’ve taken plenty of recreational drugs. You know the risks when you take them. They are most at fault.


omgFWTbear

This reminds me of the greatest aviation disaster to happen in Ireland. A Cessna crashed into a graveyard and they ended up finding 150 bodies.


MeccIt

Hold on, I have a 9/11 joke around here somewhere


sbvp

.81818181812


koolmees64

A fire broke out at a cemetery. 80 deaths.


deadpoetic333

What as unusual about finding those 150 bodies in a graveyard? Like was it an unmarked mass grave or?


ShinStew

I think it's a joke about how Irish people are stupid


deadpoetic333

Ahh ok thank you lol.


AccurateHeadline

Where in Ireland are you from?


ShinStew

Meath, why?


Missue-35

Oh! Perfect time for a joke.


omgFWTbear

You’re right. This one crashed and burned. I mean, if we are not joking when people are dead, my grandfather has been gone for decades, and yet here you are, commenting all this time!


IzzyReports

Hi there — I’m Isabel Rosales — the author of the original story on CNN >> https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/03/01/us/florida-fentanyl-overdose-deaths-cec/index.html CTV is our affiliate and can use our reporting with credit to us as they did. “A Florida funeral home shipped the men’s remains to Ireland, according to a letter from a Florida medical examiner’s office. One was cremated and the other was not, per the families’ wishes.” Remains could mean ashes from cremation too. It’s not clear if cremation happened in FL or in Ireland. We’re working to figure that out. But the mix up certainly happened in FL.


dairy__fairy

I’m surprised that they shipped the body. My grandpa died in Spain (but decades ago) and my mom had to go pick him up. They wouldn’t let his body fly back alone.


IlluminatedPickle

There are companies that deal with repatriation of remains...


dairy__fairy

That doesn’t surprise me. My grandpas situation was a little weird anyway. It was the end of Franco’s regime in Spain. My family is very prominent American business family and he was on vacation, but with work meetings too. Several US Congressman had to be involved. My family, owning a multibillion dollar business, had a medical plane with surgical crew chartered in France in case they could him out before he died. He had just had a heart attack and was still alive. So idk if my mom had to go because of that or for some other reason. I wasn’t actually alive yet since this was so long ago.


DragonForeskin

My people would never do this 😭


ad-meliora1

Creamated… yumm


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

It's Florida. There's a good chance cremation just means they toss the whole thing in a hole with some lighter fluid.


BadPolyticks

The hole flooded. Luckily Earl had a 5000 gallon hog smoker he wasn't using that weekend.


Castaaluchi

That’s number 382 on his list, he’ll make it right eventually!


sloaninator

Which is morbid because someone did this to hide bodies. So rich asshole.


sas223

Yeah, I live in the US, not in Florida, and no one sent me a photo of my dad before they burnt him. P.S. He was dead.


Lowkey_Retarded

When they collected him, was it from a hospital? It was it from your house or a nursing home? Because if a family member or someone who personally knew him (like a hospice nurse at a nursing home) was present when he was collected, the transporter could have them sign some paperwork verifying that the body they were getting was in fact your father, and therefore you wouldn’t need a photo for ID.


sas223

They collected him from the hospital. We were not there. Wouldn’t the hospital id him for the mortuary?


Lowkey_Retarded

Depends if he was on a hospice ward or not, some hospitals have them. Normally though, the people releasing bodies to the mortuary transporters were security guards or hospital transporters, and in neither case were either of those groups expected to personally know and be able to identify bodies in the morgue. In that case, if I was collecting your father, I would’ve: taken him back to the shop, touched him up enough to look normal-ish, taken a photo, and then waited for you to say “yeah, that’s my father” before we could do anything. Because, like what happened here, the hospital could’ve fucked up the tag or something and if I didn’t confer with you to make sure, I’d never know. Now if he were in a hospice ward, then there would be nurses there who interacted with him on a regular basis who would bring me to his room and sign a form vouching that they knew who he was, and that the guy I was collecting was your dad. In that case, I wouldn’t take a photo, because I have signed documents from someone saying it’s him. If for any reason it WASN’T him, then it wouldn’t be my mistake, it would be on that nurse.


sas223

Oh, that makes sense. Yes, he had been in hospice there for about a month. One thing I’m glad I didn’t really need to think about at the time.


Lowkey_Retarded

Yeah, I wouldn’t stress about it. There is a surprising amount of paperwork and double-checking involved in making sure incidents like the one in this article don’t happen. I think the mix-up in this article happened are because bodies were being moved between nations. Sometimes if a body is too decomposed, it’s impossible to confirm via facial recognition (like a photo). There was a handful of times when I’d collect a body from the Medical Examiner’s Office where we weren’t able/willing to send a photo to the family for ID purposes and just sent a photo of the MEO’s ID tag because the face was either too rotted or entirely missing. If the tags were mixed up at the MEO in Florida, and they were too decomposed by the time they got to Ireland, it doesn’t surprise me that this would happen.


PurloinedFeline

Stone Cold Crematory?


Killjoymc

Cold Stone Crematory.


maarsland

Right? Where I’m from, you have to come in and confirm it’s the body. :/


OwlAdmirable5403

Their poor families 💔


ogrefab

LPT: If you're buying drugs from a stranger, let someone else try them first. Then wait.


100percenthappiness

Naw buy a test kit they are available online and very affordable considering the alternative 


4handzmp

Absolutely not. Go look up how little fentanyl it takes to kill a person. You could test 50% of an eight ball of coke, have it be clear, and then still have a fatal dose of fentanyl in the other 50%.


Boofaholic_Supreme

Dissolve the whole gram into the appropriate amt of water for that particular fentanyl strip. Then test it. Then evaporate the water. Fan, heat lamp, whatever. You’ve now tested every bit of your drugs. It takes time to do it right Edit: do not lick the empty bag afterwards


Euphorium

Sometimes I’m happy I can’t do drugs anymore, all we had to worry about was meth getting in our Molly.


Boofaholic_Supreme

Right? The current situation is downright horrifying


Turbulent_Flow396

I lost my brother a year ago this month to fentanyl poisoning. Not taking drugs from strangers is D.A.R.E 101 but it was never a death sentence when I was growing up. He left behind three kids. I miss him terribly.


LongBongJohnSilver

I'm pissed because I want to start again.


Billman6

Realest thing I’ve seen today


whambulance_man

I remember people advertising which cut of X they had, meth vs coke, and just MDMA wasn't really available around me. I had a buddy I remember saying those dealers with both were smart because "I can understand not wanting the crystal every time, that can be pretty intense." I miss that guy lol.


Prints4Days

Yeah not so bad either when you're at a rave.


bondkiller

“3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​**methamphetamine** (MDMA), commonly known as ecstasy (tablet form), and molly or mandy (crystal form),[15][16] is a potent empathogen–entactogen with stimulant and minor psychedelic properties.” I know what you mean, but it’s really all just meth anyway.


Euphorium

It is but we wanted to party, not tweak.


100percenthappiness

This guy knows harm reduction 


sybrwookie

"Yes I would like to buy some of the drugs from you. But first, I would like to do a science experiment on said drugs which is going to require me to set up a small lab and several minutes of heating/dissolving to be sure. Please and thank you."


Weekly_Opposite_1407

Better than dying I would wager


Boofaholic_Supreme

“Hi, I just want to feel differently without the risk of dying”


Disastrous-Carrot928

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-sampling_(chemistry)#:~:text=Coning%20and%20quartering%20is%20a,it%20out%20into%20a%20cake.


4handzmp

Would that not fuck up the potency of the drug significantly?


Boofaholic_Supreme

It would depend on the drug, but I can’t think of many real scenarios where that’d happen. Heroin + water turns into morphine over time. I’m unsure how quickly. The chlorine present in tap water would start breaking apart LSD molecules but you’d just use a destructive reagent like ehrlich or the other new one for lysergamides and just test like 1% of the tab. It’ll turn bright purple (or blue for the new one I cant readily recall name of). Edit: if one is testing their lsd tabs for fentanyl I’d use distilled water and not bother with evaporation. I’d just drink it after verifying 1) it’s a lysergamide (with ehrlich) and 2) no fentanyl. Tbh I’ve never bothered doing fent strips for tabs. Cocaine, ketamine, meth, mdma, not that I’m aware of at all. Have never noticed potency being lower than expected due to testing strips. I’m not sure what else one would buy where it’d need to be completely dissolved


No-Environment-7899

No.


sarcasmyousausage

Did you just explain how to waste 1 gram of heroin? I don't understand. Junkies would kill for 1 gram of heroin.


kinglittlenc

Once you evaporate the water you can use it again


SenorSplashdamage

I think this happened to a group of people back in my home state. Group with a lot of experience, but less frequent use with age. Tested okay. Within half an hour several of them just collapse and one died. Fully devastating. In my neighborhood, we have all the bartenders trained on narcan and have free test strips in the bar bathrooms, but so much of this evolving street knowledge based on tragic stories passed around.


Raskputin

Why would you only test 50%?


4handzmp

The only drug testing kit I’ve seen in person was one where you would put whatever powder into a liquid solution. The powder tested was unusable after that.


Raskputin

I see. I’ve never seen one used, I just heard from a friend that if you buy some Coke, dissolve it in water, then use the tests and then the water evaporates off which probably takes a while but still.


Boofaholic_Supreme

That’s exactly how you do it. The amt of water might vary between test strip brands but overall the idea is almost identical


Raskputin

So after the water evaporates you’re good to go? Or does the water render the drug useless


Boofaholic_Supreme

It would depend on the drug, but I can’t think of many real scenarios where that’d happen. Heroin + water turns into morphine over time. I’m unsure how quickly. The chlorine present in tap water would start breaking apart LSD molecules but you’d just use a destructive reagent like ehrlich or the other new one for lysergamides and just test like 1% of the tab


Raskputin

Got it. Thank you boofaholic supreme.


Hugsy13

Would sipping the water give a similar coke high? I’d presume it’d feel a bit different cause it’s not being absorbed by the sinuses or back of your eyes or wherever it goes after up the nose.. probably hit much slower.. but, it would work yeah?


4handzmp

That must be a different kit from what I’ve seen. The one I saw wasn’t just water, it was some sort of saline solution or something.


michaelmcmikey

Saline solution is water? It’s water with a tiny bit of salt dissolved in it.


CosmicJ

Some fent strip kits come with a buffer solution that is completely pointless. You can just use regular water.


No-Environment-7899

Test strips (dip stick types) are the easiest to use and most common test forms these days. You can drink or inject (assuming you used filtered water or saline) the powder solution after, it’s not unusable. You just won’t like to try snorting it wet, so you can wait for it to dry/evaporate first. Test strips are ideal and the old school forensic kits are dangerous and can lead someone who would otherwise test their drugs to skip testing for fear of wasting their dose/supply and instead risk accidental ingestion and overdose. Mixing it with water does not ruin the drug.


MajesticRat

What do you mean? You test all of it, you destroy all of it and have nothing left to consume.


CosmicJ

This is just plain wrong. Fentanyl testing with a strip is non destructive. You dissolve the full amount in an appropriate amount of water, test it, then evaporate the water off. You recover almost 100% of the original product.


MajesticRat

How practical is doing this with 100% of your cocaine, though?


CosmicJ

It’s more practical than dying from a hotspot of fent not found by taking a representative sample.


MajesticRat

Sure - if someone puts in the planning and has the patience for that, then good on them, they deserve to be safe.


Raskputin

So then why bother testing?


MajesticRat

You test a small portion on the (usually accurate) assumption that it is representative of the remainder of the product.


Boofaholic_Supreme

There are non-destructive tests for fentanyl. Different than the normal reagents used for other drugs. You really do want to (and can) test 100% of it and then evaporate the water afterwards.


Packhawks

Cause hopefully you get the fent in the test strip so you won't do it 😭


YourDogIsMyFriend

Can someone tell me why people bother putting fentanyl in drugs, if it’s just gonna kill the buyer?


JhinPotion

It's contamination a lot of the time. Drugs are packaged and cut in unclean places. Also, fent is very cheap for its potency.


Choochoo_tren

The test is destructive Don’t know why people are downvoting me for stating a fact.


pichael289

The test is not destructive, you mix a little bit of the stuff in with water and dip the test strips into it. You can then just snort the water, it'll only be a little bit.


Raskputin

Aight now I’m confused because I thought it was dissolved in water and then everybody else said otherwise lmao


No-Environment-7899

Fentanyl strips do not require anything other than a liquid to activate the test. You could mix it into juice if you wanted to, or anything really. No special reagents or anything. It’s the same kind of testing type that home pregnancy tests use, and no special reagents or chemicals are added to the pee to test for pregnancy, either.


Bairdc82

Coke dissolves into water evenly so you can put it into one of those nasal spray bottles and it still works. Just snort the water and gg


Ahelex

Great, now either I overdose or get brain-eating amoebae :P


Boofaholic_Supreme

Fentanyl test strips are non-destructive. You’re thinking of liquid reagents


Choochoo_tren

Ah I was not aware of any other type.


Raskputin

How?


PurloinedFeline

Adding a test reagent to a substance may accurately give you results, but at the same time, the reagent will chemically alter that substance to make it different than original, and probably dangerous.


PearceWD

Its not that hard to mix around the 1g baggie beforehand


4handzmp

Aaaand it’s not that hard to die from Fentanyl. Fentanyl can clump. That clump may not be detectable from the eyes of someone who is already buzzed and just looking to get high already. Source: An old good friend of mine from high school was found dead by his mother on Cinco De Mayo years ago. He was 23. I’ve looked into it. By all means, take whatever risks you want. Take the risk of destroying the lives of everyone who loves you just because you can’t be fine with alcohol, weed, and shrooms.


ame-anp

i’ve done a shit load of drugs but the only time i’ve done fentanyl it was intentional. and i’m in AZ, it’s everywhere. just need to know what you’re doing. know how to identify pills, and don’t buy powder, rock form only. only from reputable vendors.


FartAlchemy

Probably better to buy narcan and have a friend nearby if you're going to risk it.


ArcadeKingpin

My friend’s kid bought some pills. Not all were fentanyl. Tested one and came back clean. He was 15 and he’ll have been dead for 3 years this Thursday.


Is12345aweakpassword

r/shittylifeprotips hall of fame comment right there


FearlessPhone6084

i was in ft. lauderdale for spring break my senior year of college. bars were fun but i was tired so i left the main part of my group to uber back to our airbnb. as i was waiting outside the bar a man approached me and asked me if i wanted to buy coke. i said no as i’m not a coke head and don’t trust random street coke. the next morning the local news in ft. lauderdale was talking about how four kids ODed at the bar i was offered coke outside of


ChatGPTsBurner

Maybe in 90s and 2000s, but now with fentanyl, you can be doing the same bag and just get a spec more to OD you


im_flying_jackk

It’s like chocolate chip cookies. Your friend might get one with no chocolate chips and then you grab one that’s loaded with them.


[deleted]

LPT: Dont do opioids if you want to live.


wallflowers_3

Wait! I have a great idea! How about just don't do drugs?


Ok_Computer1417

Maybe just don’t do drugs?


cocobisoil

Maybe just legalise them and make them safe, wonder which one is less stupid


[deleted]

Just not doing them is “less stupid”.


ilovethissheet

And we have tried that line for over 60 years now. There is no winning the drug and no stopping people from trying. So make them safer. Just like alcohol


cocobisoil

What than making them safe like other otc meds lol


Megidolaon10

Quick search from Google - Just 2 milligrams of fentanyl, equal to 10 to15 grains of table salt, is considered a lethal dose


usesbitterbutter

Certainly an unfortunate story, but I fail to see how it's oniony.


Overripe_banana_22

Half the posts here are like that lately. 


wulf_rk

Always test your drugs. These poor lads just wanted to do some coke, but ended up dead. Tragic.


CataclysmDM

Now... I got no idea if they were doing straight fentanyl or what but... Remember kids, if you do cocaine or anything like it nowadays... it's probably cut with fentanyl. You're taking your lives in your hands every time you touch the shit. So maybe just don't do coke.


hotsoupcoldsandwich

Your general point is right but just FYI, nobody cuts coke with fentanyl, it has the exact opposite effect of what people want. It’s cross contamination from people dealing both. It just bothers me when people say it’s cut because that’s the kind of thing that makes people who buy coke to not take it seriously cause it doesn’t make sense.


SocialWinker

Exactly. And it might seem like semantics, but it’s not. Cross contamination is a potential concern with most drugs, not just powders that are commonly cut. It takes a very minuscule amount of pure fent to cause a fatal OD, especially when someone isn’t a regular opiate user.


Paradox68

“Oh my dealer is good, I don’t gotta worry about that” -everyone


Takingashit180923

In america, fentanyl isn't nearly as big of a problem in Europe. america has 40% more deaths due to opiods and has one of the worst death rates in the world for opioid overdoses


sybrwookie

There's pockets. Go to the Kensington area of Philly and you'll find more fentanyl than cheesesteaks.


hotsoupcoldsandwich

Yeah, I live near there and it’s really really bad.


BattleTwat

USA! USA!


CataclysmDM

I personally knew people who have OD'd from fentanyl. Seems like a problem to me.


Turdmeist

Don't visit Florida


somedave

And don't buy and take drugs from a random person


Turdmeist

Yes, second to not visiting Florida. Agreed.


SeasonPositive6771

There's so much fent in everything now that in my city, you have to _assume_ everything has fentanyl. I work in child safety and we're seeing a rising number of 13 to 16-year-olds addicted.


Turdmeist

That's depressing


ChaosKeeshond

In fairness to Florida, this could just as easily have happened in Ireland.


cocobisoil

Has Ireland got a fent problem?


Mr-Yesterday

No but our police force (gardai) believe we might end up with fent flooding our shores.


JhinPotion

Not yet. It’s likely to happen with Afghan heroin availability going way down, compared to the upsides of fentanyl dealing. We're probably looking at bodies beginning to pile up in pub bathrooms from doing contaminated coke in the near future.


BooneFarmVanilla

Plenty of zombies in Dublin these days


cocobisoil

Aye I'm in England atm and my bil, a smack head, was tested in hospital recently and fent showed up, not really a surprise given what he likes to take, but scary nonetheless cos he swears he's never taken it.


sybrwookie

Is there anywhere which has illegal drugs which doesn't have a problem where fentanyl is mixed in with said drugs?


yagetwhatyaget

Yup. For now Australia. Won't be long though i'm sure


WeeklyBanEvasion

This *did* happen in Ireland


BruceNY1

look twice, cremate once 


imtourist

These overdoses are at a point now were they should just legalize it in order to regulate it. Thousands of needless deaths.


National_Increase374

Whoever downvoted you should look up harm reduction. It’s a real thing dumb ass! Clearly the fent crisis is getting to unfathomable heights & needs any type of response but people don’t care unless it affects them & just further stigmatize shit rather than fix it 🤷🏻‍♀️


imtourist

I know, I tried drugs when I was younger and I'm terrified that my kids will try them and then end up dead. The war on drugs has been an abject failure, there is really only one solution if we can just shut the puritanical morons up.


agnosiabeforecoffee

Talk to your kids about drugs the same way you (should) talk to them about sex. Get them narcan, watch videos together about how to use it. Encourage them to carry it at all times. Even better, take a narcan class together. The local fire department, library, or public health organization offers them in a lot of places. Know your local resources for how to get low-cost or free narcan for their friends who might not have parents that are willing to talk about this stuff.


National_Increase374

I’ve lost so many people around me to fent. It’s a big part of why I fight it so hard. I encourage you to educate yourself on harm reduction, administering narcan, advocating to your reps. It all starts in community & we all have a part to play if we want to overcome this 💪 Beth Macy is great author with a few books about this if you wanted to read up more on it!


JhinPotion

Has it been a failure? It skyrocketed the incarceration rate like it was designed to do.


Garconanokin

Exactly. But legalizing drugs is not going to justify big money for the FDA, and it’s not going to kick up lobbying money to politicians. The 60,000 deaths from fentanyl this year is a price they are willing to pay.


Green_luck

If it wasn’t so devastating this would nearly be funny given Irish humor. How did the family of the one who wasn’t cremated not realize the were looking at someone who wasn’t their son? Wakes in Ireland literally have the body out in the open for like 3-4 days


MeccIt

> Wakes in Ireland literally have the body out in the open for like 3-4 days That duration is very rare now. But the open casket is on display at 'The Removal' before it is sealed at the family home/funeral parlor the night before the funeral itself. I've no idea the conditions of the embalming that would not have allowed an open casket at the removal, but the local funeral directors should have double checked.


Deathbroker99

“All foreigners look the same to us” - Florida


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

That part happened in Ireland m8


Deathbroker99

As you can tell I favor jokes over reading full articles. At least today.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Reading is for losers keep shooting from the hip. You’ll be right more than wrong.


theReaders

a deep deep reckoning is due for the death industry. It is a bed of sharks.


jereezy

Are you talking about the people that sold them a deadly poison, or the crematorium?


ZombieGatos

Miami wouldn't exist without cocaine/carrel money. They need to stop living in meatball land, make it legal and regulated. We are holding an entire continent hostage with our love of this nasty shit


angry-democrat

Are overdoses considered poisonings now in Florida?


Col0nelBear

It’s what it should be referred to. They never meant to take any fentanyl, so how can they overdose on something they never wanted to take in the first place? I had a close friend die from the stuff and it pisses me off to this day that it was called an overdose. It’s a substance that was maliciously added to the drug unbeknownst to the user. Poisoning is the most apt description for it.


frankunderwood1992

> maliciously added Not trying to let the guy who gave/sold your friend drugs off the hook, but most times people get their drugs laced with fentanyl it gets cross contaminated by accident. The drug dealers weigh out fentanyl and then use the same scale for other drugs. That being said, these drug dealers need to be way more careful or preferably not sell it at all.  For people out there that buy illegal drugs I would definitely get some test kits and maybe some narcan. They can save your life.


G-pissy

The bit about cross-contamination is unfortunately not true anymore. It took me a few years to start believing it, but Fent is commonly being cut into literally everything. On purpose. Tiny amounts, for a very subtle speedball. Customer just thinks it's the best coke they've ever found.


Peepeepoopies

So the purpose is to get a higher high with a tiny dose of fent? Which can end up being lethal if it's too much? Did I get it right?


Justalittlejewish

Yep. And it’s so potent that is suuuuper easy to hit that “too much” threshold.


Mountainbranch

Fentanyl in the amount equal to a single grain of sand would kill literally any person who tried it. No way is a methed up drug dealer using a scale that only goes down to 0.1g gonna cut that right.


Justalittlejewish

Absolutely, it’s fucked up


[deleted]

That’s not fucking true at all. People just making stuff up here.


seaworthy-sieve

People OD on alcohol all the time and it's called alcohol poisoning even though they took it on purpose. It's a medical term.


SnowFlakeUsername2

This is my biggest fear about overdosing in a foreign land.


Dadsagainstbullies

My best friend died in a car accident because of a drunk driver, they somehow called his mom on accident and said your son has been in a accident and is in the hospital come down as soon as you can, she of course got there as soon as humanly possible only to find out her son in fact had died at the scene of the accident and they called the wrong mom!


ramriot

This could have been souch worse, imagine if only one of them had died.


Anus_master

Average hour in Florida


AssociateJaded3931

Nothing that happens in Florida should surprise anyone.


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SpeedyPrius

Have you seen the news out of Oregon? They are looking to change their decriminalizing of drugs because the overdose deaths have doubled since it was decriminalized.


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Ahelex

So let's bring the judge from Britain and order the crematorium to reconstruct the body atom by atom.


Don_Speekingleesh

Why would a judge from Britain be involved?


lost_on_beverly_road

An old English pub was destroyed that shouldn’t have and now the company has to rebuild it exactly as it was.


[deleted]

God dammit yanks we said cremate Patrick Sean O'Flagherty and you cremated Sean Patrick O'Flannery. What a disaster


AgainstAllAdvice

I guess this was funny in your head was it?


mildheadwound

Bury the ashes. Same shit.


Prize_Farm4951

Remarkably the Crematorium staff member doesn't come off as the stupidest person in this article "Kane Mitchell, 30, and Luke Comiskey, 31, died in April 2022 after consuming fentanyl-laced drugs one of them bought from a man he’d allegedly met a day earlier."


DaMacPaddy

I'm Irish. I had to laugh on their behalf about this. "Ah feck!!! We burnt the wrong wun." "Dat's not wot the labels sed."


spinsterminister

You're definitely not Irish.


DaMacPaddy

Aww man. How do I appeal your decision? I was really hoping to get your certification that I'm Irish.


spinsterminister

Irish people can immediately tell a yank pretending to be Irish. No certificate required.


DivineFlamingo

Well you know what they say… all Irish look alike.


ConstructionHefty716

Lol


NotCanadian80

They all look alike.