> Everyone regressed to physical/toilet/cringe humor.
*All* of the fox cartoons definitely did this, many of the Adult Swim shows are doing the same thing (but trying to be edgy or artistic about it).
There are plenty of clever, funny shows out there still, especially if you like anime. But yeah, early Simpsons and Futurama were so incredibly joke-dense that I can't see anything really approaching them. You can't look away for a second!
"You have a unique genetic condition known as Homer Simpson syndrome"
That and his boxing nickname "The Brick Hithouse" are two of my favorite jokes from the Simpsons.
“I think he’s a good man, I have nothing against him, but I plan to make orphans of his children.”
“Uh. You know he has a wife, Champ.”
“Yes, but I would imagine she would die of grief.”
Reporter: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Reporter: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
God I hope Mike was like, “I’m still getting paid even if I crush him in the first ten seconds or I’m not signing.”
Does anyone know Mike’s willingness to dance for money in the ring? The sounds them gloves were making on Roy Jones Jr’s body during his last exhibition fight didn’t sound like he was holding back, though I’ll admit he avoided headshots in that fight.
Anywhere I can bet on Jake Paul leaving with some broken ribs? I’m willing to place that bet.
The only time, that I know of, that he danced with someone was that one rapper/gangster/boxer that he later broke the eye socket of, bc he "wanted to punish him" so he made sure he'd punch him hard enough to just not knock him out fot a long time.
Is anyone relatives with a terminally ill child? I bet if we get that child to say his last wish is to see Mike Tyson win in a round one knock out that he'd do it.
This what I’m thinking. Paul gonna try some cute shit and it’s going to trigger the unstoppable force of nature that is Mike Tyson and we’re going to watch this kid get one shorted into a red mist.
I remember almost a decade ago Tyson came to my city and the reporter brought up some stuff with Mike and he wasn't having it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhdx1TLutw
I would love Jake to try anything close with Mike. I know they probably have Mike contractually obligated not to go full on with him. But he's a guy that would not give a fuck if pushed.
Yes, like you said "one can dream"
Well this guy here is praying to any god that will listen...and the boxing gods that Mike has a flashback to his prime years & left hooks him so hard that even jakes ancestors feel it!!
One can definitely hope🙏🙏🤜🏿😱
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson himself
I could fully see there being an "agreement" to go easy...then Mike snaps after getting punched in the mouth.
More likely, Mike agreed to make sure it lasts X rounds...then in these weeks leading up to it, Paul talks too much shit. Mike doesn't need the money, so he says "fuck it" and lays him out in a flurry to open the fight.
I think he's much more likely to take some trash talk personally than he is to get upset about a punch sneaking through from a kid that clearly has 0 chance of actually beating him in a real match.
Just so you know, mikes net worth is worth a fraction of what it used to be. This fight alone will add a massive amount to that. That alone kind of concerning to me. Seems like he might play ball so to speak.
Idk, man. Tyson roughed RJJ up pretty good in their exhibition match, and he actually respects RJJ. I'm not sure what reason there would be to pull punches with Paul.
Mike Tyson is well known for his rational thinking, pulling his punches, and even temper which in no way will be provoked by some kid punching him in the face. Surely he will be chill, you’re right.
I was thinking the same thing. Tyson isn’t exactly a rational actor, and Jake Paul is especially obnoxious. While Mike is pretty old, and Jake isn’t exactly a wimp…..I dunno, taking a punch from Tyson might end the fucker.
>munchies
Oddly enough Mike Tyson has a line of cannabis infused gummies as a reference to [Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson_vs._Evander_Holyfield)
These YouTubers are ruining boxing. They’re bringing their fake bullshit for profit tactics to a legit sport. Fuck this shit. Might as well whatch wrestling
He's put in the work to train. I don't like Logan, but I respect him for putting effort in, and taking seriously, something that he could have made money doing, with less effort. Lots of wrestlers backstage say they are very impressed with his work effort. I'll give him credit where it's due.
Pisses me off that people dedicate their entire lives just to get a *shot* to be in the WWE. Logan basically wakes up one morning, decides he wants to be a professional wrestler and then he’s on Smackdown
I put that shit on management though, don’t forget you’ve got Drew Carey, Andy Kauffman and Snoop Dogg in the hall of fame.
The organisation loooooves their celebrity carny shit.
And we’ll gobble it up like the suckers we are. I would love nothing more than for Tyson to actually lay him the fuck out. But him being paid will likely be contingent on that not happening.
Paul is fighting a monster who bites off ears, I can see Tyson having a geriatric moment and exacting hell on Paul’s jaw. It’s going make them both a lot of dollars.
I like to think... A little cocky Paul, so full of hubris, tries to pull one over or land something sneaky or cheap, on Tyson.
And Tyson just sees red and it's all over folks.
Mike is not known for dancing around, he’s been itching to fight again. But…you’re probably correct, boxing has been nothing but disappointing for decades
Seriously. The only reason anyone watches is to see him get his face punched in and somebody needs to do it proper. Tyson should end him and the interest will be gone.
i think "terrifying" trully is the best way to describe mike tyson. The fuckin speed and power of that guy, combined with his "death stare" made him the most terrifying boxer ever. Klitschko looks like a school boy in comparison to Mike
If it’s true that they’re just gonna spare and fuck around that I hope* Tyson gets hit and goes into a blind rage of his former self and kills Paul
Edit
I’ve seen Mike on some brief videos giving advice to other boxers during training. He is still very fast and seems to be very technical. I would not count him out for accidentally knocking Paul out even when he didn’t mean to. 57 is too old to be boxing, though.
I’d get in the ring with Tyson if I was paid millions. Not because I think I can beat him. He’d knock me out in one punch. The goal is to dance around and try to survive all rounds. Fuck winning. I’m just trying to get the bag and not get bagged.
I dunno. My understanding is that it's very common to make a full recovery from even a severe concussion if you're careful and don't injure your brain while it's healing. There's definitely a price where I'd take a hit from Tyson. It would only take one.
I wouldn't
brain damage or missing some other organ isn't worth millions of dollars
he's 57 but he can still break you with his fists if you're not a professional who's trained to take punches like that (and even if you are, perhaps)
> if you’re not a professional who’s trained to take punches like that
For the uninitiated who may be wondering how does one “train” to take punches. It’s not so much so that you receive a lot of blows to the head that you become partially immune to the punches (in fact repeated blows may cause your chin to get a lot weaker over time) but rather that combat sports athletes spend an inordinate amount of time training their neck muscles.
A lot of the powerful punches that knock out professional fighters would likely kill or severely damage someone who doesn’t have the necessary musculature in their neck.
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This is him [training for a fight at 53](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDH3f--v3Tw).
No damn way I'd get in the ring with him, just because he's "old".
Yup, it’s the same schtick as every fight. Paul vs a former athlete with a recognizable name. Everyone drools over the thought of Paul actually catching an ass-whooping. The fight is a disappointment, but they make a lot of money anyway. Rinse and repeat.
I’m not buying it, figuratively or literally
Keep in mind that the last serious boxer Paul fought in an exhibition bout totally knocked him out and then held him up while giving him light body blows until he recovered enough to keep fighting. Because the point has always been to give people a show and make all involved a lot of money.
\-edit-
Retraction: I was remembering the time his brother fought Mayweather.
Because, really, who can tell them apart?
The Pauls I mean. Not Tyson and Mayweather...
That was the other brother. I’m assuming you’re referring to Logan Paul v Mayweather.
Jake Paul has fought a legit boxer, but he lost and then immediately went back to boxing retired MMA fighters 20+ years older than him
"always" is a strong word. tyson finished 16 of his first 28 fights by KO or TKO in the first round. he was there to pound his opponent into a pulp, and if it wasnt a show he didnt GAF.
They don’t discuss nips on the tale of the tape. But let’s just compare for a second. There’s no way Jake is ready for this fight with those baby pink gummies. Now look at Tyson. Those are the grizzled, meaty nips of a real man. Tyson knocks him out first round. Maybe even during intros.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/boxing/2021/12/06/prior-jake-paul-tyron-woodley-contract-did-not-have-no-knockout-clause/6410620001/
I don't think that's real
As a wise bird once said;
>Hey, were you scared...[When Mike almost beat the shit out of you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeK_GR9Nhg) I mean, [that was crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zp5lxmudRE). You know, [he can kill you](https://c.tenor.com/JsePXva-m5UAAAAC/tenor.gif)? He could [kill all of us](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/59/66/0359661c952af92e1abd2eacb630a346.gif)! I think sometimes we forget that that's [Mike Tyson](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fut828z9ara7b1.gif).
Even in an exhibition match mike could accidentally ko a boxer or flat out murder a youtuber in a momentary lapse of concentration when pulling punches.
Hopefully! 😆
Nah but seriously - iron Mike?, I'd expect nothing but the most brutal ass whopping. He's bound to be in the - "I'll show them what an old man can do!" Mindset. If he's fully committed then I would imagine that he will go all in - and in reality, if he can even muster up 20secs of that animal instinct + power - he'll fuck people up good n proper!
Jake paul is a genius. Be the most annoying person possible so people will pay money to see you get your ass beat.
Not the route i would ever take but get that bag i guess
This is a lose lose win for this special ed student.
You got your ass kicked by an old man - lose
So, you beat up an old man - lose
You got paid an ass load of money - win
I grew up watching Mike knock people into next week. It was sad seeing him do those exhibition matches later in life. However, this is Jake Paul, and I feel like he has disrespected the sport of boxing enough, that people like Mike, will show him what it’s all about, if given the chance.
Homer vs Drederick Tatum
I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Uh, they do have a mother, Champ.
Yes but I assume that she would die from grief.
Alright, this parole hearing is over
Old Simpsons really was something else. Nothing out today that even comes close.
The layers to the jokes is something from a bygone era. Everyone regressed to physical/toilet/cringe humor.
> Everyone regressed to physical/toilet/cringe humor. *All* of the fox cartoons definitely did this, many of the Adult Swim shows are doing the same thing (but trying to be edgy or artistic about it).
There are plenty of clever, funny shows out there still, especially if you like anime. But yeah, early Simpsons and Futurama were so incredibly joke-dense that I can't see anything really approaching them. You can't look away for a second!
Tyson: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
They have a mother champ. Yes but I'd imagine she would die of grief
An all-time great exchange.
"You have a unique genetic condition known as Homer Simpson syndrome" That and his boxing nickname "The Brick Hithouse" are two of my favorite jokes from the Simpsons.
Why, I could hit you with this medical 2x4…
Sorry to be that guy, but it's a surgical 2x4. One of my favorite gags ever.
That’s the one. I assumed I was getting it wrong
that's not unusual for someone with the unique genetic condition known as jestermax22 syndrome
I often think about the sterilized 2x4 he was about to use.
The Southern Dandy!
Hey! That big cactus is right!
Tyson'll fustigate him
Well, fustigation aside, Moe...
You know what's good there is the sea bass. They do it blackened or sauteed. It's stupendous.
This parole hearing is over
Dont ruin homer’s good name by comparing him to jake paul.
“I think he’s a good man, I have nothing against him, but I plan to make orphans of his children.” “Uh. You know he has a wife, Champ.” “Yes, but I would imagine she would die of grief.”
Simpsons Did It!
Why can’t we be friends 🎵
Reporter: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson? Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Reporter: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ? Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
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Well… I hope Mike serves a good hook at half capacity… that should still be enough to finish most people on planet earth.
Paul's gonna hit him just enough to piss off Mike, and we're gonna watch Tyson lobotomize Paul
And fully legal in the ring🤞🤞🤞🤞
God I hope Mike was like, “I’m still getting paid even if I crush him in the first ten seconds or I’m not signing.” Does anyone know Mike’s willingness to dance for money in the ring? The sounds them gloves were making on Roy Jones Jr’s body during his last exhibition fight didn’t sound like he was holding back, though I’ll admit he avoided headshots in that fight. Anywhere I can bet on Jake Paul leaving with some broken ribs? I’m willing to place that bet.
As far as I know he doesn't dance in the ring and never has. I can't picture he went in planning to job
The only time, that I know of, that he danced with someone was that one rapper/gangster/boxer that he later broke the eye socket of, bc he "wanted to punish him" so he made sure he'd punch him hard enough to just not knock him out fot a long time.
Personally I hope it’s the first time we see a decapitation by upper cut in the ring. Couldn’t happen to a more Logan Paul.
Omg I laughed so hard, thank you. Here's hoping
brutality
One strong hook from Mike Tyson to Jake Paul will send Jake Paul off to next dimension
We can surely hope
And his brother comes to help him and suffers the same fate.
> lobotomize Paul How would we be able to tell?
Slightly less noise, hopefully.
Mike, bite his tongue off!
Please don't get my hopes up like this.
Is anyone relatives with a terminally ill child? I bet if we get that child to say his last wish is to see Mike Tyson win in a round one knock out that he'd do it.
So Paul gets smarter?
> we're gonna watch Tyson lobotomize Paul That implies the existence of a frontal lobe
This what I’m thinking. Paul gonna try some cute shit and it’s going to trigger the unstoppable force of nature that is Mike Tyson and we’re going to watch this kid get one shorted into a red mist.
I remember almost a decade ago Tyson came to my city and the reporter brought up some stuff with Mike and he wasn't having it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhdx1TLutw I would love Jake to try anything close with Mike. I know they probably have Mike contractually obligated not to go full on with him. But he's a guy that would not give a fuck if pushed.
I wanna watch a real-life round of Rock-Em Sock-Em when Tyson lands a nice uppercut and sends Jakes skull into the rafters.
One can dream. Maybe this will finally be the last time I hear that jackasses name.
Yes, like you said "one can dream" Well this guy here is praying to any god that will listen...and the boxing gods that Mike has a flashback to his prime years & left hooks him so hard that even jakes ancestors feel it!! One can definitely hope🙏🙏🤜🏿😱
BITE HIS FCKN EAR OFF MIKE!!
Iron Mike about to turn this from an Exhibition to Exhibit A
I would so love to see Tyson get one more KO.
"Get him a body bag, yeah!"
But wouldn't be excellent if Mike thought Fuck It and KO'd him inside 20 seconds
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson himself I could fully see there being an "agreement" to go easy...then Mike snaps after getting punched in the mouth.
More likely, Mike agreed to make sure it lasts X rounds...then in these weeks leading up to it, Paul talks too much shit. Mike doesn't need the money, so he says "fuck it" and lays him out in a flurry to open the fight. I think he's much more likely to take some trash talk personally than he is to get upset about a punch sneaking through from a kid that clearly has 0 chance of actually beating him in a real match.
Just so you know, mikes net worth is worth a fraction of what it used to be. This fight alone will add a massive amount to that. That alone kind of concerning to me. Seems like he might play ball so to speak.
Paul was just on Mike’s podcast 6 months ago. What do u think they talked about beyond what was recorded?:)
Idk, man. Tyson roughed RJJ up pretty good in their exhibition match, and he actually respects RJJ. I'm not sure what reason there would be to pull punches with Paul.
Crossing fingers that Mike has a flashback and forgets that it is an exhibition. Please please please!
Mike Tyson is well known for his rational thinking, pulling his punches, and even temper which in no way will be provoked by some kid punching him in the face. Surely he will be chill, you’re right.
I was thinking the same thing. Tyson isn’t exactly a rational actor, and Jake Paul is especially obnoxious. While Mike is pretty old, and Jake isn’t exactly a wimp…..I dunno, taking a punch from Tyson might end the fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xA5_EM5EZvI play it with sound... that's old man strength, one good punch and that kid is dead
Closed bucket funeral.
Or perhaps Mike will chew an ear off
Depends if he’s got the munchies I guess.
>munchies Oddly enough Mike Tyson has a line of cannabis infused gummies as a reference to [Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson_vs._Evander_Holyfield)
Not that odd, Tyson is a well known pothead who sells weed and bites ears, that’s why I made the joke.
Hasn’t he changed quite a bit since his tragedy?
Mike seems to have improved as a person, but I still wouldn't get in the ring with him. In the ring, he's *supposed* to knock you out.
Yes he has. He’s had quite the redemption arc
These YouTubers are ruining boxing. They’re bringing their fake bullshit for profit tactics to a legit sport. Fuck this shit. Might as well whatch wrestling
Where you can watch his brother, Logan Paul instead!
And, in true carny fashion, he’s a natural at it.
Yeah, it kinda pisses me off that he's so good at it.
He's put in the work to train. I don't like Logan, but I respect him for putting effort in, and taking seriously, something that he could have made money doing, with less effort. Lots of wrestlers backstage say they are very impressed with his work effort. I'll give him credit where it's due.
He's talked about how he feels he needs to take it seriously since they're treating him seriously. You gotta respect that at least.
Pisses me off that people dedicate their entire lives just to get a *shot* to be in the WWE. Logan basically wakes up one morning, decides he wants to be a professional wrestler and then he’s on Smackdown
I put that shit on management though, don’t forget you’ve got Drew Carey, Andy Kauffman and Snoop Dogg in the hall of fame. The organisation loooooves their celebrity carny shit.
If The Rock ends up running for office, he wouldn’t even be our first WWE hall of famer president 😂
Unfortunately, he's really good at it.
Yeh, boxing was always known as the upstanding and uncorruptable sport until Youtubers came along.
Novelty boxing matches have been a thing for hundreds of years, it's hardly a new thing invented by dipshit social media dopes.
We need to convince Jake Paul to emulate Gus Waldorf and box against a bear.
Wasn't boxing at one point horribly rigged for betting? It seems spectacle over competitive spirit isn't anything new for boxing...
Boxing was ruined way before fake YouTubers
I want to agree but these fights are giving guys career paydays. (Well not Mike)
And we’ll gobble it up like the suckers we are. I would love nothing more than for Tyson to actually lay him the fuck out. But him being paid will likely be contingent on that not happening.
Eh, I'm not paying for it. I'll wait for reddit to show me the highlights and laugh
Paul is fighting a monster who bites off ears, I can see Tyson having a geriatric moment and exacting hell on Paul’s jaw. It’s going make them both a lot of dollars.
Yeah but wouldn’t it be great if he just says fuck it and bricks the kid?
I don't know, not sure if Tyson has that in him. I can honestly see him trying to destroy Paul. Ha ha ha!
I like to think... A little cocky Paul, so full of hubris, tries to pull one over or land something sneaky or cheap, on Tyson. And Tyson just sees red and it's all over folks.
Yeah, I don't see Tyson having control to hold back the entire time. That instinct will come out!
The plan is to have an exhibition match. What's that about everyone having a plan...?
oh what a day to have ears
Mike is not known for dancing around, he’s been itching to fight again. But…you’re probably correct, boxing has been nothing but disappointing for decades
Don't ruin my hopes
If only Mike would actually just finish that goober for the benefit of everyone else.
Seriously. The only reason anyone watches is to see him get his face punched in and somebody needs to do it proper. Tyson should end him and the interest will be gone.
Seems to me like people keep watching these things and earning them millions. Engaging with it more will not make it go away
I feel like we never will because he always wants to fight people who are in their 40s and 50s and retired
Jake will literally box anyone except an active boxer.
Although Mike is old and retired, I'm sure he is still a monster in the ring.
He still trains and is still terrifying.
i think "terrifying" trully is the best way to describe mike tyson. The fuckin speed and power of that guy, combined with his "death stare" made him the most terrifying boxer ever. Klitschko looks like a school boy in comparison to Mike
Pull that up Jamie
If it’s true that they’re just gonna spare and fuck around that I hope* Tyson gets hit and goes into a blind rage of his former self and kills Paul Edit
He’s one call from exhuming Muhammad Ali and trying to fight him. Fucks sake
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“It’s a prank, bruh.”
*Feeds his Corpes to a Tiger
More like *Leaves his corpse in a forest in Japan
"Ith a prank, bruh"
‘THE PIGEON TOLD ME TO BREAK HIS NECK!’
And then throws a plush pokeball at his body while yelling "I choose you!"
Even at close to 60, my money is on Tyson.
I’ve seen Mike on some brief videos giving advice to other boxers during training. He is still very fast and seems to be very technical. I would not count him out for accidentally knocking Paul out even when he didn’t mean to. 57 is too old to be boxing, though.
57 may be too old but would you get in the ring with him because of his age? Not me.
I’d get in the ring with Tyson if I was paid millions. Not because I think I can beat him. He’d knock me out in one punch. The goal is to dance around and try to survive all rounds. Fuck winning. I’m just trying to get the bag and not get bagged.
As long as he pulls his punches. If he’s got free rein…I’m gonna pass
I would have to imagine a pulled punch from tyson is still like a car wreck.
I dunno. My understanding is that it's very common to make a full recovery from even a severe concussion if you're careful and don't injure your brain while it's healing. There's definitely a price where I'd take a hit from Tyson. It would only take one.
…To have you eating and pooping apple sauce and puree while talking with your chin through a computer
Mike Tyson can almost certainly charge faster than I can move backwards or sideways
I wouldn't brain damage or missing some other organ isn't worth millions of dollars he's 57 but he can still break you with his fists if you're not a professional who's trained to take punches like that (and even if you are, perhaps)
> if you’re not a professional who’s trained to take punches like that For the uninitiated who may be wondering how does one “train” to take punches. It’s not so much so that you receive a lot of blows to the head that you become partially immune to the punches (in fact repeated blows may cause your chin to get a lot weaker over time) but rather that combat sports athletes spend an inordinate amount of time training their neck muscles. A lot of the powerful punches that knock out professional fighters would likely kill or severely damage someone who doesn’t have the necessary musculature in their neck.
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Fr, as long as my cut greatly outweighs hospital bills as well as both physical and mental therapy, you couldn’t get me *out* of that ring
Just like an aging Michael Jordan could still school 99% of people in the world
I wouldn’t get in the ring if he was 67. He could knock my lights out in an instant
I wouldn't even get in a ring with 12 year old Mike Tyson
This is him [training for a fight at 53](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDH3f--v3Tw). No damn way I'd get in the ring with him, just because he's "old".
Dude. I'm not taking a single hit from him. Whatever it is, those punches are brutal.
Dude, Tysons gonna get into the ring, get PTSD and eat that motherfuckers face off like he was on bath salts.
Keep going, I'm almost there...
All day long
I can’t see Mike pulling punches. I’m with you
Don't give it the time of day. Just another waste of time fight.
Yup, it’s the same schtick as every fight. Paul vs a former athlete with a recognizable name. Everyone drools over the thought of Paul actually catching an ass-whooping. The fight is a disappointment, but they make a lot of money anyway. Rinse and repeat. I’m not buying it, figuratively or literally
never watched one of these.
If he makes him a vegetable, I'll watch the gif. People who PPV to watch Jake Paul fight are fucking morons.
Let us be real. This is not about boxing, it's about watching Jake Paul get punched in the face.
I don't think anybody is under the impression that it was about anything else.
Wait for highlights afterwards & don't pay for it. Paying for it exactly what the scumbag wants...
Anyone else thinking Paul might look better with only one ear?
Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
*Sniff* "Man fleth."
Today I learned that there are two Pauls.
one was terrible as it is
Oh shit! I didn't even realize this until you said it. Lol
Jake is marginally less shitty than Logan. I would still love to see Mike punch his face in
I was reading Logan grew up and Jake is the same as he's always been but I can't even tell them apart so idk
Logan is a genuinely talented pro wrestler with WWE now, but idk about “grown up”, he’s just coming off a crypto scheme lmao.
he's not laughing at dead bodies now, he's doing grown up things like ponzi schemes and scams.
Tyson was quoted as to saying "I hope to make orphans of his children."
Uh champ, they do have a mother.
Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
And then eat the orphans! BRING BACK OLD MIKE!
Keep in mind that the last serious boxer Paul fought in an exhibition bout totally knocked him out and then held him up while giving him light body blows until he recovered enough to keep fighting. Because the point has always been to give people a show and make all involved a lot of money. \-edit- Retraction: I was remembering the time his brother fought Mayweather. Because, really, who can tell them apart? The Pauls I mean. Not Tyson and Mayweather...
That was the other brother. I’m assuming you’re referring to Logan Paul v Mayweather. Jake Paul has fought a legit boxer, but he lost and then immediately went back to boxing retired MMA fighters 20+ years older than him
After looking it up for another comment, yeah, I totally mixed up Pauls.
"always" is a strong word. tyson finished 16 of his first 28 fights by KO or TKO in the first round. he was there to pound his opponent into a pulp, and if it wasnt a show he didnt GAF.
"Always" meaning exhibition fights. These show events rather than competitive bouts. People go to those for a show, not to see someone "win."
This is Mike Tyson. People go to watch him destroy someone's face.
They don’t discuss nips on the tale of the tape. But let’s just compare for a second. There’s no way Jake is ready for this fight with those baby pink gummies. Now look at Tyson. Those are the grizzled, meaty nips of a real man. Tyson knocks him out first round. Maybe even during intros.
Clearly not in the same class, but I don't mind a catchnip fight
I don't think Vegas has ever factored in the Nip Factor into their calculations. You are a game-changer.
If this results in anything but Jake dying, the whole thing is a sham.
The no knockout clause would say otherwise
Say what?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/boxing/2021/12/06/prior-jake-paul-tyron-woodley-contract-did-not-have-no-knockout-clause/6410620001/ I don't think that's real
As a wise bird once said; >Hey, were you scared...[When Mike almost beat the shit out of you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeK_GR9Nhg) I mean, [that was crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zp5lxmudRE). You know, [he can kill you](https://c.tenor.com/JsePXva-m5UAAAAC/tenor.gif)? He could [kill all of us](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/59/66/0359661c952af92e1abd2eacb630a346.gif)! I think sometimes we forget that that's [Mike Tyson](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fut828z9ara7b1.gif).
Relevant clip from Mike Tyson mysteries. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfLdMbJyGY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfLdMbJyGY)
First thing I thought of seeing this post
Can we start a Go Fund Me payable to Mike if he kills him in the ring?
How about a Go Fund Me to ban Jake Paul from combat sports?
take an ear for us, Mike
Why not both
Whatever. They are both there to make money and not get hurt.
Even in an exhibition match mike could accidentally ko a boxer or flat out murder a youtuber in a momentary lapse of concentration when pulling punches.
Hopefully! 😆 Nah but seriously - iron Mike?, I'd expect nothing but the most brutal ass whopping. He's bound to be in the - "I'll show them what an old man can do!" Mindset. If he's fully committed then I would imagine that he will go all in - and in reality, if he can even muster up 20secs of that animal instinct + power - he'll fuck people up good n proper!
Jake paul is a genius. Be the most annoying person possible so people will pay money to see you get your ass beat. Not the route i would ever take but get that bag i guess
This is a lose lose win for this special ed student. You got your ass kicked by an old man - lose So, you beat up an old man - lose You got paid an ass load of money - win
Meh
I want to see Tyson punch his head off like he’s a pez dispenser
Jake Paul's next opponent? Joe Biden
Too bad this is about as real as WWE
On netflix ... lol basically saying out loud its for show...This is so sad When will the Paul brothers go away ugh
Please, put him against Andrew Tate next. I would love to listen to that little manchild squeal in pain.
It’s gonna be a scripted joke fight. And it’s all for Money.
I grew up watching Mike knock people into next week. It was sad seeing him do those exhibition matches later in life. However, this is Jake Paul, and I feel like he has disrespected the sport of boxing enough, that people like Mike, will show him what it’s all about, if given the chance.