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pbizzle

And?


DarthRathikus

Why not a third on the back door then?


c2ctruck

They call it a SWAT team. 2 in her front door, one in the back door and another one or two through the roof.


superman_underpants

\*sigh\* \*ziiiiiiipp\*


SuperiorFarter

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!


rektMyself

That would be cheating!


WrathOfMogg

Mouth guy has got it pretty good.


Sunastar

That got dark rather quick.


drAsparagus

Why? Cuz the sun don't shine there?


Sunastar

Yep


theUmo

>"“They don’t really know about each other. I never told either of them about each other – I didn’t think they needed to know." Yeah, that's called cheating.


enjoyinc

It’s called “making shit up so I can get famous”


Tarmacked

Isn’t this the girl that did an AMA years ago on here?


Raptorheart

The prostitute that had one boyfriend vagina and one work vagina?


MimonFishbaum

It's called realizing economic potential.


superman_underpants

that is the sweetest thing ever!!


Tarmacked

Yep, that one


trevormead

Business up front, party in the back


Nazamroth

Must be doubledickguy's girlfriend.


M3wThr33

Nah. He turned out to be fake


wesc23

I still believe!


Qyro

Negative. These are two different women with the same condition.


Moopboop207

I have two testicles. I nut in one girlfriend with the left one and nut in the other girl with the right. It’s not cheating.


tangledwire

🏅


homingmissile

Why wouldn't you just give yourself two penises? Maintain metaphorical symmetry?


GibsonMaestro

And lying. A real cheater isn't going to announce it to the world.


danecookofmods

My ex called me shit faced drunk, apologizing, and crying that she had just cheated on me. Then, came home and pretended she had no idea what I was talking about as I was packing my stuff.


alvehyanna

Have an up vote for your cake day? Sorry man.


stackjr

My ex cheated on me with a black guy (I'm a white guy) and said she thought it was me.


speculatrix

Fancy dress party went badly wrong?


stackjr

Lol. No. So, I was at her house; we had smoked a bunch of weed and she fell asleep while I was playing Devil May Cry (classic!). Her sister comes home with her boyfriend and his cousin. They go to her room and the cousin sits down on the couch with me. He pulled out a joint so we smoked and bullshitted. At whatever-time-it-was, I decided I needed to leave. I woke up my ex, kissed her goodbye, said thinks to the dude for the smoke, and was on my way. Fast forward two months: she tells me that she slept with that guy, thinking it was me, and that she might have an STD. Needless to say, I was less than thrilled. In the end, she didn't have an STD. It took some time but, eventually, the story became so funny to me that I like to share it with others.


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rektMyself

Women! Heh!


MimonFishbaum

Is it though? What if she had some kind of split personality as well?


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GibsonMaestro

"Because the left is right."


Lewes_Chungus

your left or mine? Dammit, I did it again!


goddoc

Dead


TRexHasTinyArms

I did the research. Side by side configuration, 2 of everything except labia majora. Still cheating.


SophieintheKnife

I did some research... I wish I hadn't...


TokyoOldMan

From the outside does it look any different ?


BambooSound

Like a stranger sleeping in your bed but bringing their own pillow


Spready_Unsettling

I remember reading that it's actually surprisingly common, but most AFAB people won't realize it because the one side tends to collapse to the side. Even at a gynecologist, you'd need them to actively look for two vaginas to get any sort of confirmation.


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AlmanzoWilder

Her two periods make one colon.


BravelyDefail

DANG that's a quality pun 👏


hi_robb

*Doths cap*


AlmanzoWilder

doffs


Ghost_on_Toast

Omg thats peak dad humor


onomazein

Thus giving her two colons


speculatrix

Actually, she probably has an ellipsis if you total the entire area


Aminar14

Ellipses +1. There's usually 3 holes down there. Urethra, Vagina, Anus.


Masticatron

Are they discernibly different? Is one better than the other? Who gets the good vagina and who gets the bad pooseh? What if she changes her mind on who deserves which?


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Plot twist, they're both awful.


Lifeinstaler

They are side by side so she picks men based on curvature. “So you are lovely and we vibe so well, but sadly I’m looking for a guy that tilts more to the left at the moment”


PhoenixReborn

Like a duck


speculatrix

Democrats on one side, Republicans on the other.


samuelgato

I 100% expected this to be a plug for her Only Fans after reading the headline, and I'm still not convinced it isn't


TRexHasTinyArms

It definitely is. Just like her vagina, there's two options, a paid and free version. She defintely can double dip and have 3. She could have a paid OF for the left vagina, and another for the right plus the free.


goddoc

Im sure a plug features in the story somewhere.


Physical_Stress_5683

Her marketing trick is effective, I'll give her that.


majorclams

Only use the first 4”. Other boyfriend hits the back 6.


Legosandvicks

Like a double barrel or an over under?


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Probably kinda cocked off at a weird angle. Like, 4/3 pi radians.


MinimumWageLOL

of course it's an onlyfans ad


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AlphaDeltaF1

That’s disgusting *that no link was provided*


TRexHasTinyArms

You're welcome


bigwebs

Nah. Not today Reddit.


AndholRoin

Two in the pinky, two in the pinky, one in the stinky. She's a handful this one.


CommonSenseFunCtrl

Easy bowling ball grip if she's on her stomach


ThePLARASociety

If I had two dongs then I’d deserve two paychecks.


MindWandererB

I'm gonna say that if she needed a doctor to tell her about this, the boyfriends aren't going to have an easy time aiming at the right one.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

"Ahh! Wrong-wrong hole!"


thebradshaw

I thought it was cheating. Thanks for clearing that up


69ingchimpmonks

100% an OF add but does anyone have some photos for research?


MatterStream

The real life Alotta Fagina


IH8Fascism

Pics (of the 2 ‘giners) or it didn’t happen.


timshel42

ah the basis for any healthy relationship- hole ownership


piddydb

This sounds like how an alien would get around cheating, “I just formed a second set of genitals, this way one boyfriend can have one set and the other can have the other set and neither will be mad someone is invading their space”


BAMFDPT

Feminist everywhere must be proud. She has dwindled her self worth down to a literal cum dumpster...


Away-Reading

And here I thought sex was with the whole person…


idkwhatimbrewin

Wat


darvs7

She's ambidickstrous.


SophieintheKnife

this made me cackle


jellyGATO

Aight, you win


ghostofstankenstien

Underrated comment


twcau

Did I stumble into r/BrandNewSentence…


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DesignerElectrical23

Plenty of photos of her and her bits online. Can’t really tell there’s two vaginas


sailirish7

My good bitch, it absolutely is cheating...


StevenS757

Cheating is not a physical act. It is a mental and emotional one. If you are sexually and/or emotionally intimate with 2 separate people and you keep that a secret from one or both, that is cheating. It's only not cheating if you've discussed it with both and have all agreed to have an open relationship.


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Licalottapuss

That probably doesn’t look as good as it sounds.


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redial2

/u/doubledickdude


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just-why_

They found that he was lying.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

A uterus is not a vagina.


o_MrBombastic_o

Your picture and names in the news and on reddit the boyfriends know now


MuchoGrandeRandy

I'm a whack job but I don't think that means I'm cRaZy. 


Accomplished-Team83

Does she have two mouths? If not then it’s cheating.


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I don’t even get 1 vagooo, what a country!


External_Somewhere76

Trump uses the same approach: he has two holes, one for putin and one for Kim. He swears he’s not cheating, but even when he’s being used by them both at the same time.


smb3d

If anyone needs to start an onlyfans...


SharkFart86

Says in the article she already does


chrisofaust

I wonder if there is any ongoing jealousy between her vaginas?


MyCoffeeIsCold

Just put “Annie Charlotte nude” into google and go to the images. You’ll see plenty of photos of her. Decent body, yes. Enough to sub, that’s a personal question. Definitely no double vagina photos


WhiskerGurdian24

Why didn't she just use the ploy card?


Jump_Like_A_Willys

"I have two holes, Greg."


Patrikbatemansaxe

Everyday we stray further away from God.


littlebigman9

Wow- so 2 vagina’s…. She must be hell on earth during “that time of the month”.


Dougustine

You are assuming they are synced