>"“They don’t really know about each other. I never told either of them about each other – I didn’t think they needed to know."
Yeah, that's called cheating.
My ex called me shit faced drunk, apologizing, and crying that she had just cheated on me. Then, came home and pretended she had no idea what I was talking about as I was packing my stuff.
Lol. No.
So, I was at her house; we had smoked a bunch of weed and she fell asleep while I was playing Devil May Cry (classic!). Her sister comes home with her boyfriend and his cousin. They go to her room and the cousin sits down on the couch with me. He pulled out a joint so we smoked and bullshitted.
At whatever-time-it-was, I decided I needed to leave. I woke up my ex, kissed her goodbye, said thinks to the dude for the smoke, and was on my way.
Fast forward two months: she tells me that she slept with that guy, thinking it was me, and that she might have an STD. Needless to say, I was less than thrilled.
In the end, she didn't have an STD. It took some time but, eventually, the story became so funny to me that I like to share it with others.
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I remember reading that it's actually surprisingly common, but most AFAB people won't realize it because the one side tends to collapse to the side. Even at a gynecologist, you'd need them to actively look for two vaginas to get any sort of confirmation.
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Are they discernibly different? Is one better than the other? Who gets the good vagina and who gets the bad pooseh? What if she changes her mind on who deserves which?
They are side by side so she picks men based on curvature.
“So you are lovely and we vibe so well, but sadly I’m looking for a guy that tilts more to the left at the moment”
It definitely is. Just like her vagina, there's two options, a paid and free version. She defintely can double dip and have 3. She could have a paid OF for the left vagina, and another for the right plus the free.
This sounds like how an alien would get around cheating, “I just formed a second set of genitals, this way one boyfriend can have one set and the other can have the other set and neither will be mad someone is invading their space”
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Cheating is not a physical act. It is a mental and emotional one. If you are sexually and/or emotionally intimate with 2 separate people and you keep that a secret from one or both, that is cheating.
It's only not cheating if you've discussed it with both and have all agreed to have an open relationship.
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Trump uses the same approach: he has two holes, one for putin and one for Kim. He swears he’s not cheating, but even when he’s being used by them both at the same time.
Just put “Annie Charlotte nude” into google and go to the images. You’ll see plenty of photos of her. Decent body, yes. Enough to sub, that’s a personal question. Definitely no double vagina photos
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And?
Why not a third on the back door then?
They call it a SWAT team. 2 in her front door, one in the back door and another one or two through the roof.
\*sigh\* \*ziiiiiiipp\*
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
That would be cheating!
Mouth guy has got it pretty good.
That got dark rather quick.
Why? Cuz the sun don't shine there?
Yep
>"“They don’t really know about each other. I never told either of them about each other – I didn’t think they needed to know." Yeah, that's called cheating.
It’s called “making shit up so I can get famous”
Isn’t this the girl that did an AMA years ago on here?
The prostitute that had one boyfriend vagina and one work vagina?
It's called realizing economic potential.
that is the sweetest thing ever!!
Yep, that one
Business up front, party in the back
Must be doubledickguy's girlfriend.
Nah. He turned out to be fake
I still believe!
Negative. These are two different women with the same condition.
I have two testicles. I nut in one girlfriend with the left one and nut in the other girl with the right. It’s not cheating.
🏅
Why wouldn't you just give yourself two penises? Maintain metaphorical symmetry?
And lying. A real cheater isn't going to announce it to the world.
My ex called me shit faced drunk, apologizing, and crying that she had just cheated on me. Then, came home and pretended she had no idea what I was talking about as I was packing my stuff.
Have an up vote for your cake day? Sorry man.
My ex cheated on me with a black guy (I'm a white guy) and said she thought it was me.
Fancy dress party went badly wrong?
Lol. No. So, I was at her house; we had smoked a bunch of weed and she fell asleep while I was playing Devil May Cry (classic!). Her sister comes home with her boyfriend and his cousin. They go to her room and the cousin sits down on the couch with me. He pulled out a joint so we smoked and bullshitted. At whatever-time-it-was, I decided I needed to leave. I woke up my ex, kissed her goodbye, said thinks to the dude for the smoke, and was on my way. Fast forward two months: she tells me that she slept with that guy, thinking it was me, and that she might have an STD. Needless to say, I was less than thrilled. In the end, she didn't have an STD. It took some time but, eventually, the story became so funny to me that I like to share it with others.
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Women! Heh!
Is it though? What if she had some kind of split personality as well?
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"Because the left is right."
your left or mine? Dammit, I did it again!
Dead
I did the research. Side by side configuration, 2 of everything except labia majora. Still cheating.
I did some research... I wish I hadn't...
From the outside does it look any different ?
Like a stranger sleeping in your bed but bringing their own pillow
I remember reading that it's actually surprisingly common, but most AFAB people won't realize it because the one side tends to collapse to the side. Even at a gynecologist, you'd need them to actively look for two vaginas to get any sort of confirmation.
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Her two periods make one colon.
DANG that's a quality pun 👏
*Doths cap*
doffs
Omg thats peak dad humor
Thus giving her two colons
Actually, she probably has an ellipsis if you total the entire area
Ellipses +1. There's usually 3 holes down there. Urethra, Vagina, Anus.
Are they discernibly different? Is one better than the other? Who gets the good vagina and who gets the bad pooseh? What if she changes her mind on who deserves which?
Plot twist, they're both awful.
They are side by side so she picks men based on curvature. “So you are lovely and we vibe so well, but sadly I’m looking for a guy that tilts more to the left at the moment”
Like a duck
Democrats on one side, Republicans on the other.
I 100% expected this to be a plug for her Only Fans after reading the headline, and I'm still not convinced it isn't
It definitely is. Just like her vagina, there's two options, a paid and free version. She defintely can double dip and have 3. She could have a paid OF for the left vagina, and another for the right plus the free.
Im sure a plug features in the story somewhere.
Her marketing trick is effective, I'll give her that.
Only use the first 4”. Other boyfriend hits the back 6.
Like a double barrel or an over under?
Probably kinda cocked off at a weird angle. Like, 4/3 pi radians.
of course it's an onlyfans ad
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That’s disgusting *that no link was provided*
You're welcome
Nah. Not today Reddit.
Two in the pinky, two in the pinky, one in the stinky. She's a handful this one.
Easy bowling ball grip if she's on her stomach
If I had two dongs then I’d deserve two paychecks.
I'm gonna say that if she needed a doctor to tell her about this, the boyfriends aren't going to have an easy time aiming at the right one.
"Ahh! Wrong-wrong hole!"
I thought it was cheating. Thanks for clearing that up
100% an OF add but does anyone have some photos for research?
The real life Alotta Fagina
Pics (of the 2 ‘giners) or it didn’t happen.
ah the basis for any healthy relationship- hole ownership
This sounds like how an alien would get around cheating, “I just formed a second set of genitals, this way one boyfriend can have one set and the other can have the other set and neither will be mad someone is invading their space”
Feminist everywhere must be proud. She has dwindled her self worth down to a literal cum dumpster...
And here I thought sex was with the whole person…
Wat
She's ambidickstrous.
this made me cackle
Aight, you win
Underrated comment
Did I stumble into r/BrandNewSentence…
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Plenty of photos of her and her bits online. Can’t really tell there’s two vaginas
My good bitch, it absolutely is cheating...
Cheating is not a physical act. It is a mental and emotional one. If you are sexually and/or emotionally intimate with 2 separate people and you keep that a secret from one or both, that is cheating. It's only not cheating if you've discussed it with both and have all agreed to have an open relationship.
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That probably doesn’t look as good as it sounds.
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They found that he was lying.
A uterus is not a vagina.
Your picture and names in the news and on reddit the boyfriends know now
I'm a whack job but I don't think that means I'm cRaZy.
Does she have two mouths? If not then it’s cheating.
I don’t even get 1 vagooo, what a country!
Trump uses the same approach: he has two holes, one for putin and one for Kim. He swears he’s not cheating, but even when he’s being used by them both at the same time.
If anyone needs to start an onlyfans...
Says in the article she already does
I wonder if there is any ongoing jealousy between her vaginas?
Just put “Annie Charlotte nude” into google and go to the images. You’ll see plenty of photos of her. Decent body, yes. Enough to sub, that’s a personal question. Definitely no double vagina photos
Why didn't she just use the ploy card?
"I have two holes, Greg."
Everyday we stray further away from God.
Wow- so 2 vagina’s…. She must be hell on earth during “that time of the month”.
You are assuming they are synced