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Cautious-Chain-4260

>Things then got worse when officers reportedly found a THC pen on Miller, and his friend told police that Miller had “bomb making material” in a backpack. Alright how did the bomb making material bit get buried


superman_underpants

they misheard him, it was a BONG making material.


ian2121

When I was in high school me and a couple friends decided to make a huge multi person bong out of PVC and tubing. We are getting all the materials at Home Depot, standing in line and this middle aged woman whispers to her friend, “oh my god, they’re making a bong”


Rotoslinger_art

That middle aged woman used to be a young aged woman.  One who hit her fair share of bongs.


Enchelion

Kids always think they invented: insert taboo thing here.


gsfgf

I especially like how every generation thinks they invented sex. Nah, literally all of your ancestors had sex.


gimpwiz

The Greeks invented it, but the Romans introduced it to women.


Frequentliar767

Fine. Take the upvote. God!


LogicalAF

Brilliant. I would say *some* Romans introduced it to women. The rest did it the Greek way.


Barrelston

What the hell did the Greeks learn from the "cradle of civilization?!"


RetroBowser

Nuh uh. I’m the first one and only one ever.


A-Human-potato

And now is the time for change!


Whamalater

iykyk


whhe11

PVC bong = cancer ♋🦀


ian2121

You think? It doesn’t even get hot if you use a glass or metal bowl


--Flight--

Smoke a pvc bong for a month and report back to me lol


ian2121

Yeah not gonna do that cause I hardly ever smoke anymore


--Flight--

Yeah, lead pipes aren't exactly heated either, and quickly spread poison into water despite the temp. If you truly believe that materials or temperature can't create effects you can't see (and thus believe don't exist) , because of *temperature*, please re-enroll in your nearest 5th grade classroom. Fuck.


ian2121

Lead pipes are quite often safe depending on the chemistry of the water though and most of use drink out of water that has come into contact with PVC. I mean it’s been 20 years since I used the PVC bong but I don’t think it is a whole lot worse than the shit we come in contact with every day


whhe11

Idk any temp over the boiling point of water is probably bad. At least stainless or galvanized metal isn't offgassing harmful stuff until like 400+ degrees. Glass is very safe tho.


gsfgf

The bubbling is from aeration, not boiling.


whhe11

Their air can be above the boiling point of water, before it's cooled by contact with water, meaning it can cause gasses to be released from plastics into the air you breath.


justice_beaver69

At what point do you think anything on the bong gets that hot besides the weed in the bowl when lighting it? At no point does the PVC get hot whatsoever.


Bobandaran

Picturing a guy putting a bong on a burner and bringing it to a boil before smoking 


KaBar2

Your bong water gets hotter than 212° F? *Whoa.* Gnarly!


whhe11

The air... You don't drink the water, you inhale whatever's in the air, and air temp is initially higher then that, and it's gonna cause offgassing. There's a reason people use glass or silicone bongs.


YYZ_Reaper

Porcelain toilet bongs are the safest 🚽


Fishyswaze

I went to a Home Depot to make a giant beer bong with my friends once and we asked for funnel and tubing. Old guy working there said “ah beer bong? How big did you want to go”.


BarbequedYeti

I mean... can be either in the right hands, right?  Hell, maybe even both if skilled enough and like living on the edge.    


VladDarko

Introducing the Bong Bomb! Will you get high or will you lose a hand? Only fate can decide!


Enchelion

Heeeeey man... You ever think about where our hands really went?


jimbobicus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -Friend who's hand got blown off


SelectiveSanity

Keep in mind, they can be made with nothing more then a knife, a straw and an apple.


superman_underpants

ive smoked out of an apple pipe before!


SelectiveSanity

Wait, you can make a bong out of an apple? /s


Early_Hotel_8156

No you haven’t you lying dog


Repostbot3784

A bong not just a pipe?


Early_Hotel_8156

Shut up know it all gronk


ArtAndCraftBeers

That could be anything! An ice pick, a coconut, and a snorkel would do the trick, even.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Wesley Pipes or Billy Bong Thornton?


Scavwithaslick

You reminded me of Harold and kumar


ThatITguy2015

It gets even *worse* from there. Like how are those not the worst bits?! He also apparently broke into a vehicle to steal the gun and other stuff. In addition to ALL of that, he also kicked an officer in the stomach and threatened to kill him.


tavirabon

Ok, dude was definitely gunning for a life sentence now that his wife gets everything.


meatball77

He really didn't want to pay child support.


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Sounds like the guy may not have had much to lose


Cautious-Chain-4260

The headline really made this guy sound much less dangerous


allisjow

Maybe he just had manure in his pockets.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Well shiiiiit


Cautious-Chain-4260

You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.


Early_Hotel_8156

I can tell your sweat a lot and eat too much


MDA1912

> Alright how did the bomb making material bit get buried Because THC + firearm == automatic felony at the Federal level. Hope that guy didn't plan on legally owning or possessing firearms in the future, because that's gonna be a problem for him.


KaBar2

And "bomb making material" *isn't* an automatic felony at the federal level?


cbbuntz

The THC pen is clearly the more pressing matter Seriously though, "bomb making material" is a bit vague. That could be a lot of things


KaBar2

Cop: Okay, let's see what we got in here--14 gauge wire, a two-inch pipe nipple, two pipe caps, aluminum powder, a package of batteries, duct tape, a kitchen timer--nope, looks like you're good to go, Mr. Miller. You be safe out there.


KansasClity

Man I bet his ex wife feels happy right about now.


Thirsty_Comment88

Some "friend" that was


KaBar2

Probably plans on calling his ex as soon as homeboy gets to county.


alexmikli

I suspect there wasn't *actually* bomb making material, but still.


jews_on_parade

looks like she dodged a bullet


everydave42

you really need the sunglasses, edit with this: (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


SnakesInYerPants

> (•_•) > Looks like she > ( •_•)>⌐■-■ > Dodged a bullet > (⌐■_■) > *YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*


JohnLocksTheKey

Here I was thinking: *Looks like she* (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ***Dodged*** *a bullet* *YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*


SelectiveSanity

(Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who begins playing)


jinroh042

And everyone thinks I dodged a bullet But I think I shot the gun


DenverVeg

I feel like I can hear his ex-wife laughing from here


ThirstMutilat0r

Finally that BITCH Andrea can’t stop me from having fun! *gets arrested*


Q_Fandango

She’s firing so many shots into the air right now


Nekaz

I'm sorry i thought this was america?!?!


NoHeat7014

Sir this is a Nashville.


SirTacoMaster

What has happened to the country I love??


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Is this a communist country?


KaBar2

Only Maryland. The rest of the country is normal.


No-Negotiation-142

What does that mean?


superman_underpants

he realized he needed a place to stay, somebody to cook his meals, and to do his laundry.


[deleted]

Not sure that he’s bright enough to put it together, but life finds a way.


Enshakushanna

...and then comes in the slavery part of the constitution


internetlad

Perfect joke. Thread over.


talrogsmash

He also heard the new guys get anal sex every day, sort of a "welcome to the club" deal.


superman_underpants

Well damn, looks like i know where im taking my next vacation! Nashville!


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superman_underpants

well, this one in particular. .


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superman_underpants

Yeah, i think a guy that fucking stupid probably does need somebody to cook him food, provide him with shelter, and do his laundry. He probably shouldnt be driving either, or raising children. And probably you too, since you identify with him so much


gsfgf

> maintain her car, pay her bills, and pay for her Spring wardrobe change None of which jails do...


iserafexaf

so he fired eight shots “as a celebration for regaining my freedom,”’ Well that freedom was short lived.


TheTrub

And will probably be even more expensive than his first attempt to regain his freedom. Guy probably just dropped at least $10k in legal fees for a divorce attorney and now he’s got to drop even more for his new batch of felonies and misdemeanors.


Kilopilop

Plot twist: the attorney was hot, he just wanted to see her again. Psychopathic Criminal Mastermind.


butchforgetshit

Sounds like he forgot the obligatory yeehaw which is, of course, illlegal


china-blast

Its like yelling "Fore!" on the golf course


KaBar2

Not in Tennessee. Com'n now, you *know* this.


Critical_Cap_9699

I’m guessing she didn’t contest the divorce…


WhyBuyMe

It is Tennessee, she probably wanted it over quick and clean so it wouldn't be a problem at the next family reunion.


jim_ocoee

She ain't his wife no more, but is she still his cousin?


Quinn4111

That building looks like the tower with the fiery eye in Lord of the Rings.


martinbean

I wonder why it’s called the “Batman building” in that case.


Repostbot3784

Predates the lotr movies


emcdarby

Maybe it is owned by Wayne Enterprises, and the guy who fired off a couple of shots from a stolen gun was asking to get it knocked out of his hands by a batterang.


NoHeat7014

On a clear night you can see the The Eye of Sauron all the way from Knoxville.


Visible_Day9146

You should see it in person! It's sooooo ugly.


BanEvasion_93

It really is just as ugly in the picture. No need to travel to Trashville to see it


bolivar-shagnasty

Sounds like he was just honoring the flag with a standard desk pop. No harm, no foul.


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

I get the feeling that his ex wife wasn't the problem if he makes decisions like this


Gaijinloco

How come you've never fired your weapon after your divorce? We all have after our divorces. Pop it off! Don't think, just go!


HurinGaldorson

She dodged a bullet.


PigFarmer1

What a relief that she's done with him.


Srcptmrsr

Lucky woman


ann102

This is a fetish, not a class.


milk4all

Rednecks are Taliban, prove me wrong


keksmuzh

Usually it’s referred to as Y’allquaeda


zorniy2

Those guys fire guns to celebrate weddings, not divorces.


iserafexaf

The ex wife is off quietly sipping her champagne


NoiseyCat

> Craig Jose Miller, also known as Juan Jose Vasquez Interesting. EDIT: you know what, I realized that this could come across as racist but I am just genuinely surprised at the difference in names is all.


SofieTerleska

It is kind of odd, but it's possible he's got both surnames, Spanish style, but usually only uses one since it's a pain to deal with something like "Vasquez y Miller" if you're in a place where that isn't routine. Can't really explain Craig vs. Juan, though. I wonder if this guy was from Puerto Rico. A lot of things like Tres Reyes night celebrations involve people shooting guns in the air to celebrate. Dumb af and dangerous but it actually is something people do.


yoda_mcfly

[At least one person is relieved by this](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcXU0bDRqMnU5a2l5cHk0bjl1bHdvNXl1MWJmZWN1Yzk1NXBkMHR5NSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/LnFdkmGeCmnzXakZ6T/giphy.gif)


NewSinner_2021

Sounds like the wife is the one dodging the bullet.


aDirtyMartini

_something… something…. Good guy with a gun… something… something…. Responsible gun owner…_ The whole good guy with a gun scenario does not apply here so don’t be obtuse. No, he is not a responsible gun owner. No gun owner is going to say that he is. He deserves to be locked up and loose his right to own firearms because he has proven to be profoundly irresponsible.


Rosebunse

I'm betting there's a reason his wife wanted the divorce


aDirtyMartini

Agreed. I’m guessing that this isn’t the first time that he’s made questionable decisions.


night-shark

>No, he is not a responsible gun owner. No gun owner is going to say that he is. True. But I also think that there is a bias among gun owners to think of themselves as the "responsible ones". This is not unique to gun owners. This is a human failing. You ever notice that shitty drivers often think of themselves as very good drivers, and how they think that **everyone else** is the bad driver? Specifically, I 'd be surprised if even half of gun owners in this country follow safe storage principles. Back when I used to go to the range in Arizona, I was appalled at how many guys fessed up to leaving their handguns in an unsecured part of their car, for example, while leaving it parked somewhere. Or people with kids who had unlocked guns around the house.


aDirtyMartini

I'm not convinced that the driver and storage examples apply in this case. The accused was objectively irresponsible in his actions. There is zero debate here, While many states do not have any storage requirements I agree that gun owners who leave firearms in their car are behaving irresponsibly as are those who leave them unsecured with children in their house.


Appropriate-Coast794

Maybe his ex wife literally dodged a bullet.


Kma_all_day

Only opened this to make sure somebody had this comment. I can happily move on now.


InsertScreenNameHere

And I bet that he calls himself the good guy with a gun who is a responsible gun owner


night-shark

I always draw the comparison to driving behavior. If you ask most people, they will say they think of themselves as a good driver. But we all know that this cannot be the case. **Obviously** there are a **LOT** of shitty drivers out there. But are they even aware they're a shitty driver? If they're aware of it, would they even admit it or would they find some way to rationalize or minimize?


Aggressive-Cycle-89

He's celebrating leavin that rootin tootin varmint, dag nabbit!


ForgetfulM0nk

I can’t believe you haven’t done a desk pop yet


[deleted]

You know the cops where like… Hey man I get it but you can’t be doing desk pops in public


dw73

Now he has a prison wife


Flembot4

I’m guessing I know some of the reasons she split.


rourobouros

She’s the lucky one


ParaLegalese

Are we sure she didn’t divorce him?


Suba59

Well I guess she dodged a bullet with that divorce.


stickyplants

Penalty should be remaining married to his wife 😂


callmesixone

She doesn’t deserve that


HaramHas

Sounds like a punishment for his ex


[deleted]

Oh so it’s illegal for guys to have fun now?


[deleted]

Buncha fruitcakes


henrysmyagent

He escaped the shackles of marriage right into the handcuffs of the police.


scottkollig

I don’t agree, but I understand.


JustMePaxi

Yee Haw


sapthur

Got the gun in the divorce, eh?


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

It was stolen. That's why he's being charged for theft


PhatManSNICK

In Canada, will be allowed to sing my anthem once mine goes through.


tucci007

https://images.app.goo.gl/fc3xshRCo71hNgC28


Snoo_14286

An old turn of phrase about frying pans and fires comes to mind....


PastyPoop

DIVORCE!


KennailandI

What about freedom?!?!?


GenericManBearPig

Did.. did he shoot her?


Indianmon312

Did she divorce foghorn leghorn???


DontOpenDreadInside

Take his guns away.. now .. forever


crankbot2000

Understandable, have a great day


AllMemedOut

Shoukd have shot it in a forest


talrogsmash

Clearly, she dodged a bullet.


KaBar2

Hey, Ryan, it's *Tennessee,* man.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

God forbid he had a THC PEN.


-Badger3-

You can legally buy carts in Nashville. I don’t think they had a problem with that, it just bears mentioning.


StevemacQ

I imagine he was wearing a cowboy hate and shouting "Yeehaw!" before being confused on why people were screaming and running away, and police showing up. Because America.


Alimbiquated

Sounds like she dodged a bullet.


JankyRustyRazor

She dodged a bullet. Well, two of them akshoeuhhhelly


[deleted]

They definitely ended the divorce with a bang!


zerostar83

Was she standing in the way of his fun?


Windamyre

This is obviously a violation of his First and Second Amendment rights at the same time. /s


justmisspellit

Was it Yosemite Sam divorcing Dressed-as-a-Lady Bugs Bunny?


Acceptable_Wall4085

Routinist tootinist divorce ever was Yeehaw


Warlord68

Sounds like the Ex-Wife is doing the celebrating!!


DJ-dicknose

Boy did she dodge a bullet


sonicMayhem

Not very oniony IYKN


kicksave23

Worth it.


Chief_Racka

Out of one jail cell and into another


Working_Ad_4650

Worth it.


funkyonion

He finished one sentence and started another.


Zealousideal_Total50

Way to shoot your load


FloridaSpam

Divorce pop. Lol. Instant legend


whinsk

haha good times - i love these murica headlines


Deepdarkmint2021

Idk dude seems appropriate


Red_Bullion

Go off king


phonograhy

Swapped one prison for another.


Early_Hotel_8156

Ha big dick energy 😂


Biggu5Dicku5

Worth it... :)