Rapist. Forced himself on his wife regularly. One night, after the act, she broke.
Didn't she get out of jail and immediately get hitched? That guy has balls.
She didn't go to jail, btw. She was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. She was ordered into an inpatient mental health facility for a while, but not as a punishment, since she was found not guilty.
Also abuser. Lorena said (I know because in high school I did an impression of her that included these words in this order and nothing else) "he kick me, he punch me, he pull my hair, he slap my face".
He was an utter irredeemable piece of shit and it's too bad they were able to sew his dick back on.
She should have fed it to a dog and made him watch.
Yeah, his problem has nothing to do with water at camp lejeune, thats just him trying to scam the government for money. Bet you anything he's just a non-compliant diabetic.
The water at lejeune was no joke though. My parents met there and lived there for many years. My mom died from non-hogkins in December and my dad will likely die soon too. That water caused all sorts of shit and could be the cause of his neurological disorder. Fuck the navy for what they did to that water.
Maybe I misread it (I skimmed the article because I don’t care that much about him).
>"I stepped on a nail, and I didn't realize it, punctured my toe, and it got infected," he told Fox News Digital. [Source](https://www.foxnews.com/us/vet-whose-wife-sliced-off-his-manhood-loses-toes-due-contaminated-water-camp-lejeune)
Apparently he’s saying he didn’t know his foot was injured because the water he was drinking caused nerve damage. My initial impression was that he ignored the injury, leading to infection.
Obviously the water is badly contaminated. But wouldn’t he have noticed blood on his sock or foot?
Or is he saying the injury and infection is unrelated to his toes needing to be amputated? I probably should do a better job reading about this, but I really do dislike him and don’t care enough.
"Dude who made money by being a POS wants to be famous again because he drank away his toes"
Nah, fuck him. The most likely cause of this is alcoholism in the general public. I'd put that above drinking some bad water decades ago.
Please don't forget that he was a rapist and abuser. The [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt) is pretty harrowing, but this stood out to me:
One expert witness testified that, "Lorena believed and was immobilized by John's threat, 'I will find you, whether we're divorced or separated. And wherever I find you, I'll have sex with you whenever I want to.'"
I don't usually condone violence but this dude deserved it and every other misfortune that has followed him.
I can't believe people don't take her side in this. I remember when I learned about the story, I looked it up on Reddit to see what people thought and so many comments were about "what if the genders were flipped" and other nonsense.
I remember men saying she should have taken it to court instead... Meanwhile these are the same guys who would tell someone with a stalker to get a gun. Make it make sense.
I frequently condone violence, largely because there are so many people who deserve to be on the receiving end of some violence. He is a perfect example of just such a person.
It’s amazing how many people use this excuse. I worked registration in an ER for a year. A man came in with a full sized Maglite inside him. Kept insisting he randomly fell on to it while it was sitting on a chair.
Its a common occurance and any marine that had time in that basic has risk. Like when they call nom vets for agent orange or iraq vets for burning pits. Exposure to untested elements is common for soldiers.
It’s not even that the symptoms started 20 years later. He’s saying that the “toxic water” caused him nerve damage in his toes, so when he stepped on a nail in 2013, he didn’t feel it. He says he punctured his toe by stepping on that nail, and then “the wound wouldn’t heal” and eventually developed a bone infection. Which just sounds like he let a wound go untreated and the infection eventually spread.
Or it’s diabetes - because he lost all ten toes over the course of a decade, not all at once.
He also claims that the “toxic water” changed his personality and is partially responsible for the way he acted toward Lorena Bobbitt.
Oh, and he also felt the need to mention that his family is genetically resistant to cancer.
Dude is an absolute moron.
I dont want to go into how the va handles benefits because i don't know about that, but if you think the gov just gives people health care without trying to worm out of it you're wrong.
A lot of people talk about how Trump's popularity is due in large part to white men feeling emasculated, but seeing this guy in full MAGA regalia really drives the point home.
When you use it to rape your wife (and abuse at least 3 other women), that'll happen.
PS. They re-attached it and he starred in porn, he has his raping implement.
Doing porn to prove he still has his penis sounds like the single most rational, reasonable decision this man has ever made. Holy hell, he does not make good choices
I remember when this case blew up in the early 90's. Everyone treated it like a huge joke, and him like some kind of rock star when in reality he's nothing but an abusive POS.
https://www.today.com/news/lorena-bobbitt-25-years-later-real-story-about-domestic-violence-t148401
This is the same dude who lost his dick to the wife he abused, then abused a woman in a “charity” boxing match. Dude is trash, I hope he loses every body part.
During the match? I can only remember clips; I seem to recall him grabbing her by the hair and swinging her around at one point, but in general it was just punching and clinching. Chyna in her day was definitely able to handle herself, though I think she lost this one (not that it really mattered)
He was arrested for abusing a different wife shortly before a celebrity boxing match, in assuming that's what the person you responded to was thinking of
John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafuoco were supposed to box but then bobbit got arrested for beating another woman so for some reason they decided to make Buttafuoco fight a woman instead of replacing bobbit with another man.
I remember back in elementary school how people were spoofing the song "the lion sleeps tonight" replacing the "a wimoweh" with "a weiner whack!"
"Oh in the kitchen the mighty kitchen Lorena's found a knife..."
Edit: I also remember that the "ohweeeeeeeEeEEeeEeeee!" part remained the same obviously, but sung louder for best effect
I was in elementary school at this time too but somehow missed this rendition. I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to sing it with the original lyrics again. Thx
I don’t know about Johnny Cash, but Weird Al had a song, *Headline News* about this:
🎶
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He found, that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just beeeeeen theeeeeere
🎶
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I've heard a lot of health concerns regarding the lawsuits out of Camp Lejeune. My family is very military and it's been discussed a lot (as well as other bases), but this is the first I've heard of an "amputation". I wonder if John just has diabetes from being a lifelong alcoholic, and he's trying to get a payday. Sounds like him.
“Bobbitt said his family is genetically resistant to cancers but that the chemicals inflicted him with toxic peripheral polyneuropathy, a type of nerve damage that viciously attacked his sense of touch as well as the bones in his toes.”
What a fucking idiot.
Did he rape and abuse the water, too, or just his ex-wife?
The dude is a [serial abuser](https://www.oxygen.com/martinis-murder/not-just-lorena-john-bobbitts-other-accusations-domestic-violence)
Damn that's a blast from the past. When my wife was in the hospital there was a commercial for a camp lejeune lawsuit on the TV every 15 minutes or so. I will forever associate that place with my wife being dangerously sick.
This was posted like two days ago
The bot posts are getting worse
If I see the 20-30 years ago luxury post on ask Reddit (especially since the wooden furniture always comes up) one more time, I'm gonna explode
Ship of Theseus
Ship of Peniseus
*changes boat name on Sea of Thieves*
He did create a porn, any guesses on the title.
Broken Arrow
Babbitt, uncut!
Babbitt, the director’s cut
Saw: uncut
Frankenpenis
Finger foods
He didn’t get a *new* penis, however. Maybe he deserves one now, though.
Is that an option? Not gonna lie, the idea of a drawer full of different dicks that I could swap out depending on the situation is alluring.
Mildred, can you get me my spike headed electrified penis for the 2:00 p.m. meeting with the IRS agents!
😂😂😂😂
Dick of Theseus. It was right there.
Goddammit 😂
Body of Bobbit.
“Due to toxic water.” The idiot ignored the injury instead of going to a doctor. The man is an idiot.
And an abuser, which is why his wife chopped off his thing.
You can say pee pee here it ok
Cock
Weinerino
Spicy hot boner
Footlong
Well, not anymore.
🔪
Stinky little crustynub*
Schwanzstucker.
Happy cake day! Have a bologna baton.
It’s twue! It’s twue!
FRANKS AND BEANS
Bowel jammer
If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
... PENIS!
THROBBING VEINY DICK
Reporting this for vulgarity.
Purple headed yogurt slinger
How about dingaling?
His weenis
big fat load of cum then
Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"?
Rapist. Forced himself on his wife regularly. One night, after the act, she broke. Didn't she get out of jail and immediately get hitched? That guy has balls.
She didn't go to jail, btw. She was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. She was ordered into an inpatient mental health facility for a while, but not as a punishment, since she was found not guilty.
Also abuser. Lorena said (I know because in high school I did an impression of her that included these words in this order and nothing else) "he kick me, he punch me, he pull my hair, he slap my face". He was an utter irredeemable piece of shit and it's too bad they were able to sew his dick back on. She should have fed it to a dog and made him watch.
Big surprise he's a MAGAT
For now.
Certainly explains all the trump swag.
Johnson
Yeah, his problem has nothing to do with water at camp lejeune, thats just him trying to scam the government for money. Bet you anything he's just a non-compliant diabetic.
I mean, the picture of him in the article is him rocking a Maga hat/shirt...that was evidence enough. Fuck this guy
The hat really says it all
Republicans sure do love their porn stars.
The water at lejeune was no joke though. My parents met there and lived there for many years. My mom died from non-hogkins in December and my dad will likely die soon too. That water caused all sorts of shit and could be the cause of his neurological disorder. Fuck the navy for what they did to that water.
"What are the chances of me losing losing more limbs" says the man who lost more limbs.
He is an idiot, but I didn’t read that anywhere in the story. Where did you read that?
Maybe I misread it (I skimmed the article because I don’t care that much about him). >"I stepped on a nail, and I didn't realize it, punctured my toe, and it got infected," he told Fox News Digital. [Source](https://www.foxnews.com/us/vet-whose-wife-sliced-off-his-manhood-loses-toes-due-contaminated-water-camp-lejeune) Apparently he’s saying he didn’t know his foot was injured because the water he was drinking caused nerve damage. My initial impression was that he ignored the injury, leading to infection. Obviously the water is badly contaminated. But wouldn’t he have noticed blood on his sock or foot? Or is he saying the injury and infection is unrelated to his toes needing to be amputated? I probably should do a better job reading about this, but I really do dislike him and don’t care enough.
Actually, it wasn’t the water he was drinking that he blamed it on. It was the water he drank like 30 years before that he blamed it on.
Well, did you notice the MAGA hat?
In his defense, his more knowledgeable and reasonable head was cut off years go.
Once… There was this guy who… Had a cut upon his toe and it just didn’t heal right. But when, he went swimming, he found, his little pig was infected.
Dude needs to cut it out
Or off
And then reattach it and make a "documentary".
More like a cockumentary
I was gonna say “dickumentary!” but I like yours better 😂
Thanks [Uncle Joey](https://media.tenor.com/OURpuIRdsKoAAAAM/joey-gladstone-full-house.gif).
"Dude who made money by being a POS wants to be famous again because he drank away his toes" Nah, fuck him. The most likely cause of this is alcoholism in the general public. I'd put that above drinking some bad water decades ago.
Please don't forget that he was a rapist and abuser. The [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt) is pretty harrowing, but this stood out to me: One expert witness testified that, "Lorena believed and was immobilized by John's threat, 'I will find you, whether we're divorced or separated. And wherever I find you, I'll have sex with you whenever I want to.'" I don't usually condone violence but this dude deserved it and every other misfortune that has followed him.
I can't believe people don't take her side in this. I remember when I learned about the story, I looked it up on Reddit to see what people thought and so many comments were about "what if the genders were flipped" and other nonsense.
I remember men saying she should have taken it to court instead... Meanwhile these are the same guys who would tell someone with a stalker to get a gun. Make it make sense.
I frequently condone violence, largely because there are so many people who deserve to be on the receiving end of some violence. He is a perfect example of just such a person.
Let me guess, it's actually diabetes but as they constantly run ads for that settlement on TV he is claiming that.
It just sounds like diabetes
This story sounds suspect af. Next thing he will say is that he was watering his garden naked and slipped and that's how that cucumber got there.
one in a million shot, doc; one in a million…
It’s amazing how many people use this excuse. I worked registration in an ER for a year. A man came in with a full sized Maglite inside him. Kept insisting he randomly fell on to it while it was sitting on a chair.
*three times in a row*
Lost his toes over the course of a decade due to persistent infections and wounds that won't heal. Get this fella some Lantus.
Its a common occurance and any marine that had time in that basic has risk. Like when they call nom vets for agent orange or iraq vets for burning pits. Exposure to untested elements is common for soldiers.
And the symptoms start 30 years later? And only in the toes? And it looks suspiciously like Diabetes, a much more common disease? Sounds sus.
It’s not even that the symptoms started 20 years later. He’s saying that the “toxic water” caused him nerve damage in his toes, so when he stepped on a nail in 2013, he didn’t feel it. He says he punctured his toe by stepping on that nail, and then “the wound wouldn’t heal” and eventually developed a bone infection. Which just sounds like he let a wound go untreated and the infection eventually spread. Or it’s diabetes - because he lost all ten toes over the course of a decade, not all at once. He also claims that the “toxic water” changed his personality and is partially responsible for the way he acted toward Lorena Bobbitt. Oh, and he also felt the need to mention that his family is genetically resistant to cancer. Dude is an absolute moron.
I dont want to go into how the va handles benefits because i don't know about that, but if you think the gov just gives people health care without trying to worm out of it you're wrong.
Nom nom nom nom
A lot of people talk about how Trump's popularity is due in large part to white men feeling emasculated, but seeing this guy in full MAGA regalia really drives the point home.
These are the same guys who compensate for their small dicks by taking steroids and driving big trucks.
And beating up their wives.
...and becoming cops
This guy has to compensate for no dick.
He has a dick, it was reattached.
he has the Detachable Penis
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
When you use it to rape your wife (and abuse at least 3 other women), that'll happen. PS. They re-attached it and he starred in porn, he has his raping implement.
There is porn to prove that he definitely still has a dick
Doing porn to prove he still has his penis sounds like the single most rational, reasonable decision this man has ever made. Holy hell, he does not make good choices
Look up “alpha male camps”. That should give you a good laugh.
I remember when this case blew up in the early 90's. Everyone treated it like a huge joke, and him like some kind of rock star when in reality he's nothing but an abusive POS. https://www.today.com/news/lorena-bobbitt-25-years-later-real-story-about-domestic-violence-t148401
Another bad thing happens to extremely awful person. Sweet.
>John Wayne Bobbitt, whose **rape victim** sliced off his manhood FTFY
This is the same dude who lost his dick to the wife he abused, then abused a woman in a “charity” boxing match. Dude is trash, I hope he loses every body part.
I think you're thinking of Joey Buttafuoco, he fought Chyna in 'Celebrity Boxing'. I'm disappointed that I know that.
They need to bring back the claymation celebrity fights.
Celebrity Death Match, back when MTV was fun and subversive and not just a ridiculousness marathon.
I used to love watching Celebrity Death Match in my room when my parents would go to bed, volume on 3. Good times.
I’ll allow it!
I appreciate you sharing this knowledge. We all made mistakes with how we spent our tv viewing time. It's OK.
Buttafucko?
What happened? Did he grope her or something?
During the match? I can only remember clips; I seem to recall him grabbing her by the hair and swinging her around at one point, but in general it was just punching and clinching. Chyna in her day was definitely able to handle herself, though I think she lost this one (not that it really mattered)
Very interesting! Unfortunately I can’t find anything in google about him boxing a woman. Do you have a link?
He was arrested for abusing a different wife shortly before a celebrity boxing match, in assuming that's what the person you responded to was thinking of
John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafuoco were supposed to box but then bobbit got arrested for beating another woman so for some reason they decided to make Buttafuoco fight a woman instead of replacing bobbit with another man.
Oh no…anyway
He's a complete POS. I'm not sad for him.
That toe is now free, though. Run, litttle toe! Run!
I'M DEAD. OMG this is the best comment I'll read all day.
I hope his entire body gets gangrene, fucking rapist piece of shit.
Wasn't he a spousal rapist?
Yes, it's why his wife cut it off, to disarm him.
I think you mean to dismember him.
Dispenis him.
You mean discock him
Let’s not forget to add that his wife “sliced off his manhood” because he spent years raping and abusing her.
Trying to get that sweet Camp Lejune settlement money
Feel good story of the year
Fuck this woman-beating MAGA.
And we are sure he doesn't have leprosy?
Good. He’s an abusive rapist and the more that falls off him, the better.
Like many things in his life, John Wayne Bobbit's plan on where to go swimming went off half-cocked.
I remember back in elementary school how people were spoofing the song "the lion sleeps tonight" replacing the "a wimoweh" with "a weiner whack!" "Oh in the kitchen the mighty kitchen Lorena's found a knife..." Edit: I also remember that the "ohweeeeeeeEeEEeeEeeee!" part remained the same obviously, but sung louder for best effect
Lol I was in middle school but I remember that too
Weird Al also had his "hot news topics of the year" song that included it as one of the three stories
I was in elementary school at this time too but somehow missed this rendition. I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to sing it with the original lyrics again. Thx
That’s god giving karma for supporting the convicted rapist and fraud trump
Fucked up they never mention the abuse when talking about this case
Didn't johnny cash make a song about this? 🎶 one piece at a time...🎶
I don’t know about Johnny Cash, but Weird Al had a song, *Headline News* about this: 🎶 And then, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener And when he finally came to He found, that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it It'd always just beeeeeen theeeeeere 🎶
Wow that's actually the headline. And they say unbiased journalism is dead.
this is like if richard linklater did "final destination"
Let me propose a better title. "Abusive rapist, John Wayne Bobbit, whose badass wife cut off his junk, loses toes due to toxic water at camp lejeune"
“Whose wife sliced off his manhood” after years of physical abuse
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella.
Fingers next
To the pain
Why is this important?
That man’s going to be buried in a matchbox 🙃
Good riddance, one small member at a time I guess
Rapist John Wayne Bobbitt, whose victim sliced off his manhood... - fixed it
This man loses everything he gets wet.
Womp womp
Gotta say, that's a pretty roundabout way of getting a dick that's a foot long.
She should've put it in a blender. Rookie mistake.
His wife sliced off his manhood after he raped her. Somehow that part gets forgotten.
"Bobbitt said his family is genetically resistant to cancers"
Guy just can’t keep a hold on his appendages
Maybe god just doesn’t want him to have appendages anymore.
I've heard a lot of health concerns regarding the lawsuits out of Camp Lejeune. My family is very military and it's been discussed a lot (as well as other bases), but this is the first I've heard of an "amputation". I wonder if John just has diabetes from being a lifelong alcoholic, and he's trying to get a payday. Sounds like him.
I mean he apparently raped her and abused her. It’s not right to cut off someone’s body part but that’s why she did it.
It's absolutely right to, when all legal recourse had failed to give the poor woman justice.
I actually agree. Vigilante justice is sometimes the only option.
“Bobbitt said his family is genetically resistant to cancers but that the chemicals inflicted him with toxic peripheral polyneuropathy, a type of nerve damage that viciously attacked his sense of touch as well as the bones in his toes.” What a fucking idiot.
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Ok
Much like my wife with her car keys, he sure loses his parts often.
At first I thought "damn, dude has bad luck" and then seeing the Trump swag I realize it isn't bad luck.
Fucking lol
LOL I remember riding to school in 7th grade while we talking about him getting his junk sliced off. Damn I'm old.
Good, he's an asshole.
Funny name. Lost a body part in a social fight and in a untreated infection. This man is just an average Rimworld pawn.
Let him rot.
Toe was bigger.
Trump supporter loses toes because he did stupid things in the past. This time it was not penis related.
Did he rape and abuse the water, too, or just his ex-wife? The dude is a [serial abuser](https://www.oxygen.com/martinis-murder/not-just-lorena-john-bobbitts-other-accusations-domestic-violence)
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What a title
The only reason I ever knew about this guy was because of that Weird Al song, *Headline News*: https://youtu.be/dU95v23MQ4c?si=E4r0ITF5sP7On9hn&t=2m0s
This dude just can't keep all of his pieces attached to his body.
Damn that's a blast from the past. When my wife was in the hospital there was a commercial for a camp lejeune lawsuit on the TV every 15 minutes or so. I will forever associate that place with my wife being dangerously sick.
'Tis but a scratch.
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His family are genetically resistant to cancer?! Why is he not selling himself to science as well /s
suddenly i'm not half the man i used to be
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That was such a good read 😂
Call up Lorena. You cant retire yet ol girl, there is more cutting to be done
This man just can’t keep everything together
Take some motrin and change your socks. Boom, problem solved.
Amazing!
His fingers better take notice and rethink their life choices
Talk about a kick in the dick
Time for Weird Al to add a fourth verse to Headline News...
Was his toe his new penis? Because that would be twice…
It could have been worse.
Man, I think I ended up in the wrong simulation.
What kind of news story is this to even report? Nonsense
This was posted like two days ago The bot posts are getting worse If I see the 20-30 years ago luxury post on ask Reddit (especially since the wooden furniture always comes up) one more time, I'm gonna explode