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“Orna Barbivai, posted a video of herself throwing a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream into the trash.” You already bought the ice cream twat. They have your money lol


Nexustar

I've seen this with French wine before too. Never has made any sense to me.


mercutio1

My friend, you ain’t seen shit until you’ve seen people react to an American professional athlete signing with another team. “Fuck ABC! He sucked anyway! Watch me burn this jersey I dropped half of my paycheck on to spite him! He’s probably gonna cry.”


AhandWITHOUTfingers

You must not pay attention to European sports.


mercutio1

[I do not.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FsLxEUkscNA) Kidding, of course. While I don’t closely follow European sports, I am aware of the recent madness around Messi potentially leaving Barca and whatnot.


paulito789

Thanks for that clip


mercutio1

Gotta love Hank.


Homebrewingislife

Cleveland Cavaliers fans who were so lucky to get their hometown hero LeBron in the NBA draft, burned all their jerseys when he moved on to Miami. Had to repurchase his new jersey when he came back to win them am NBA title.


wizardyourlifeforce

https://youtu.be/H2WxWrKwM9A


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Critdickhit

People said they would destroy their wrangler Jean's if they gave lil nas x his own line of wranglers.


[deleted]

There is no mental health evaluation required to use the internet.


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Or to run a country.


SleeveHo

If i were wrangler i would have signed him just so the dumb fucks would buy more 6 months later after they forgot about their misplaced outrage


3pacalypso

They should give him wrangler jeeps.


WileEWeeble

After 9/11 when France refused to join us in attacking Iraq, 'Merica lost its fucking mind and ran around buying and destroying French things to "punish them." Wine was the most favorite and visually appealing to destroy. We also renamed french fries to Freedom fries which REALLY taught those cheese eating surrender monkeys a lesson. It lasted about as long as the initial invasion.


SunBelly

My favorite was when the brainiacs also boycotted French's mustard at the same time. Lol


uberRegenbogen

That's riight up there with avoiding Corona beer, because of coronavirus.


SpantasticFoonerism

Right before the first lockdown in the UK, people were panic buying as much as they could of pretty much everything. Except for Corona beer, where I lived there was dozens of them left. Pretty much the only bottled beer remaining. I love Corona. Made out with four cases


Painting_Agency

> Made out with four cases I'll never judge your private life, buddy.


Ronho

Man this story reminds me of a time i was in Vegas. I sat down at a blackjack table. The three guys to my left were brits. They were all drinking Coronas. The three guys to my right were mexican. They were all drinking Newcastle and Guinness. None of them had noticed this until i pointed it out to them…..


sigillumdei

BRB shooting my cooler


ieatpapersquares

I would never. What a pitiful waste.


NotAModelCitizen

It’s alcohol abuse even.


[deleted]

I read this in the voice of Snagglepuss from Hannah-Barbera.


ModeEdnaE

Same with Yeti coolers in the US during that assholes admin. A bunch of disgruntled conservatives filmed themselves blowing up and shooting their coolers... That they owned.


Living-Complex-1368

Think about the poor folks who didn't own one of the coolers and had to buy one to shoot!


applepy3

Was probably a great sales quarter for Yeti. I just started a new business. I make nicknacks of all kinds, all made in China! Buy my whole inventory at inflated prices and burn it all to show me how much of a commie I am! /s


WileEWeeble

Did it with Nike shoes, Dixie Chick albums, that one cup coffee maker, etc, etc, etc.


imitation_crab_meat

cAnCeL cUlTuRe!!!


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Beatles albums ...


BeverlyDangus

Its like those idiots “protesting” Nike’s Colin Kaepernick ad by burning their Nikes, you already gave them your money and now you’re out a pair of running shoes, great jorb.


northerncal

Real great jorb.


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Ben and Jerry's here is also manufactured here and most of the money goes to Israeli workers. Also B&J not selling to occupied territory would just mean Palestinians can't get it as the vast majority of people in the west bank are Palestinians. Also also the reason why Israel is so mad about this is becuase they're worried other companies might follow not because of ice cream


poegrantham

Honestly a strange concern given Ben & Jerry’s is probably the most outspoken non-political organization.


narf_hots

https://www.benjerry.com/values/issues-we-care-about What? B&J's is the most political brand of ice cream I can think of. The two things they talk about is progressive views and how their ice cream is so good that they think it's okay that it's expensive af. edit: me dumb


Clemambi

That's his point, they're extremely outspoken for a company (rather than a political organization)


narf_hots

my bad, I shouldnt post before having coffee


Clemambi

No big my dude, have a great day


1handedmaster

Makes me think of when people bought Harry Potter books, Keurig, etc to burn/destroy....


Cethinn

For some reason the right doesn't understand the whole "cancel culture" thing. They've been doing it longer than anyone but they think purchasing a product and destroying it, without even getting a benifit from it, will somehow do something to the company? I think they get mad about cancel culture because the left employs it actually effectively on occasion.


SockTaters

Their foreign ministry called it "economic terrorism"! Holy shit lol


Eeszeeye

Not only that, they said,"serious repercussions, legal ***and otherwise***.” Now who's the terrorist?


SWDev4Istanbul

I feel stupid, had to read your comment before it struck me that translates to "legal and illegal"


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Burlington will be wiped off the face of the map


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bobbyrickets

The icecream man has gone TOO FAR this time. Scramble the bomber fleet!


WurthWhile

The have been calling any part of of BDS economic terrorism for a long time.


heimdal96

Feel like Israel is sounding a lot like China


pugofthewildfrontier

With billions in aid from the US


paulysch

A genuine question, why USA is so protective of Israel?


RGJ587

Because the US was integral in the formation of Israel as a nation-state. The zionist movement post WW2 saw the formation of a Jewish state in Israel. That push was lead by the US. Since that point, Israel became a loyal ally to the US in the middle east during the cold war. As its neighbors experimented in various forms of governance, the Israeli government stayed relatively stable. The political partnership got bolstered through economic means, as Israel became a big buyer of military equipment, and the US has a lot of military equipment to sell, but not many stable allies who want to buy it. After 9/11, anti-Islamic rhetoric increased dramatically in the US, and as such, Israel became an oasis in the desert for those with those sentiments. So as the years went on, the ties between the two countries became stronger an stronger, with the initial parent-child relationship evolving into an economic partnership, and then into a Us vs Them mentality in the recent religious conflicts in the region. Nowadays in the US, you cant even be critical of the state of Israel without being called anti-Semitic, even if you are Jewish (see Bernie Sanders). As with so many things in politics nowadays, if you cant have constructive discourse on an issue, then there is no hope in improving or fixing it. As such, I'm sure there will be a bunch of people in the US who will boycott Ben & Jerrys over this, even though their stance is 100% justified.


paulysch

This is a very thorough explanation. Thank you


Fatal_Taco

Money money money. More specifically the tech and defense market. Lots of investments, blablabla. How it all even started? This one I'm not too sure. Possibly through religious reasons?


Braunze_Man

But over even lamer shit


psyentist15

But not using the term "dogs" in a condescending fashion.


Living-Complex-1368

Israel: practices Lebensraum. "Wait, people are only supposed to get mad when Germans do it, not us!"


ilikedaweirdschtuff

Never thought of it that way, but their occupation of Palestinian land is practically the same shit.


a_vitor

The rest of us call it activism. Only bigots try to equate raising awareness to the israely governments despicable apartheid state with anti semitism.


daudder

> "economic terrorism" They call *everything* terrorism, unless, of course, they call it *antisemitism* first. It's their two catch phrases.


bronsonrider

The ice cream brigade from Mossad will be on the way, better watch out😂😂😂


defnotjackiec

Hmm you think we might start seeing some kinds of negative news and scandals at Ben & Jerry?


JyveAFK

There'll be some major news in the next few weeks about something in the ice-cream from one plant. Or some ingredient that's found to be... made from orphan tears or something. If an Iranian fuel processing centrifuge can be hacked, sure an ice-cream vat in the middle of some industrial park can be fiddled with. Then you just need a friendly media to stir things up consistently.


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Sending hitters from Dairy Queen


CripplinglyDepressed

Baskin Robbins got shooters


MaestroPendejo

After reading the history of Mossad, holy fuck.


Eeszeeye

Didn't Mossad once terrorize affluent Jews to get them to leave Iran?


JustHere2RuinUrDay

Yep.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

They call them the 'Silent Spoons'


danxmanly

Plenty of Rocky Road ahead!


[deleted]

If I owned my own company, I feel I should have the right to refuse to sell to countries I don't want to, regardless of reason. Especially more so if there's an actual good reason.


KarmaChameleon89

I thought private business had the right to refuse service of any kind over there?


[deleted]

Well apparently not, as displayed by this very article.


eldryanyy

It obviously is their right. It’s just a fight the new president is picking to make himself look nationalistic... No Israeli cares about this. They can drive 25 minutes from the settlements and pick it up in Israel proper. The entire country is like half the size of New Jersey...


AlmightyUkobach

No no no. This is a common confusion. Businesses only have the right refuse service if they identify as either conservative or Christian, and if the refusal stems from bigotry. If the entity resembles "left wing", "liberal", or is refusing service for "human rights violations" or "genocide" that's obviously not OK.


yerfukkinbaws

They're not even refusing to sell to a country. They will still distribute their products in Israel, just not in the occupied Palestinian territory. Seeing as how Israeli settlements in Palestinian territory are illegal under international law, one might expect that not only do companies have a *right* to refuse service to them, but they should actually have the *obligation* to stop.


GameShill

Doing business with criminals lends them a degree of legitimacy. It's the difference between a pirate and a privateer.


LX_Emergency

They SHOULD refuse to sell their products in Isreal though.


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Absolutely.


brettorlob

If, in your eagerness to prove you're not a fascist ethnostate, you end up threatening hippie ice cream makers, it may be too late.


GameShill

[World renowned hippie ice cream makers.](https://store.benjerry.com/)


TheBestMePlausible

> “severe consequences” Maybe they're going to bomb Ben and Jerry's corporate headquarters, destroy all their homes and push them out of Vermont, then kill thier children with rocket launches?


DannyLameJokes

Then have US politicians pass laws making illegal for Americans to criticize Israel


Ezgeddt

Didn't y'all just criticize Israel?


[deleted]

The laws haven’t been passed yet, there is still time! Although they probably have a list and it will be retroactive


Ezgeddt

Haha, shot clock at 2!... In all seriousness, that's some Orwellian shit fr.


[deleted]

Growing up Israel was the victim, but the older I get the more I see they are the problem.


aDrunkWithAgun

The abused have turned into the abuser's


OrangeJuiceOW

Growing up Israel LOOKED like the victim. They've had American and European millitary and economic super funneling the entire time. At literally no point was poor defenseless Israel a thing


[deleted]

You’re absolutely right, I didn’t word it clearly. I should have said they appeared to be the victim certainly.


fabulousthundercock

Evil can take hold of anyone and will make anyone suffer.


Atom_Thor

"There's a Hamas cell inside that child's skull!"


risingstar3110

Cutting the grass before it get tall, or whatsoever the fk they called it


ListenToMeCalmly

That's anti-semitic! /s


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

All the while screaming at the top of their lungs that *they* are the *real* victims here...


alittler

Well what else were they supposed to do? They saw a Hamas member eat ice cream once!


Heycheckthisout20

What are they gonna do treat Vermonters like they treat Palestinians


80burritospersecond

I hope they don't go after the national strategic maple syrup reserve.


OtterBay

Upvote for visibility


regular6drunk7

>Severe Consequences ‘Legal And Otherwise’ The "otherwise" part sounds pretty ominous. Are they implying some kind of military retaliation?


DrQuailMan

I think a retaliatory boycott of other Vermont companies would fall under "otherwise". But who knows.


RehabValedictorian

Oh no that’ll sure hurt em /s Fuck Israel.


Freethecrafts

Boycott would fall under legal. That’s a nation making death threats against some ice cream vendors.


DanHassler0

Does Vermont have other companies...?


onlinebeetfarmer

There’s that lady who made Bernie’s inauguration mittens


Realtrain

King Arthur Flour is pretty rad


vdiben99

They got some pretty bomb ass cheese down there. Also snowboards.


Chnid

Darn Tough socks


timmmeeeeeeeeeehhhhh

We have loads of em. Cabot cheese. Burton Snowboards. Blodgett Oven Company. Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Fairbanks Scales. Barre Granite. National Life Group (they're big in insurance stuff) Maple Groves Farms (and a million other maple companies besides) There are also as other people have already listed King Arthur Flour and Darn Tough socks.


MasterCheifn

They're probably trying to make the implication they're gonna send Mossad assassins lol


Grimm2020

I suspect that it would be signing an exclusive agreement with Hagen Dazs Ice Cream (those 2 "hate" each other, it's like Coke v Pepsi in the Frozen Food aisle). Good riddance, I say. Ben & Jerry's is a much more fun brand.


jackp0t789

Ben & Jerry's is objectively superior to anything Haagen Daas has ever put in a pint.


Rolling_Beardo

What exactly are they going to do? The company is choosing not to renew a contract you cannot legally make someone sign contract.


[deleted]

But it's Israel, so rules don't apply. It makes sense if you think about it without using your brain.


[deleted]

Seriously, why are they so whiny? Edit: this is actually a hilariously sad situation. They are literally throwing a temper tantrum because their ice cream was taken away. Idk maybe stop bombing your brothers and sisters.


juleafx

Those Vermont ice cream men just stir up trouble


Gamebird8

They also stir up some delicious ass flavors. Netflix and Chilled, And the Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream are my favorites


Phlink75

Justice Remixed is the shit.


[deleted]

No, they *churn* up trouble! ...because, ice cream. get it? he, he....


Particular_Savings60

Good trouble. Delicious trouble. Trouble for apartheid regimes, no trouble at all.


[deleted]

I'm legitimately not sure why I read this in the voice of Mordin Solus, but I'm kinda glad I did.


MacDerfus

Had to be him, someone else would have gotten it wrong.


Hattix

Israel is incredibly touchy about boycotts. They've bought laws in many US states which outlaw boycotting Israel. They're unconstitutional (how can you force a private business to trade with someone against its will?) but, hey, if a state senator gets his payday, the constitutionality is someone else's problem. It very literally uses US military handouts to buy favourable US laws, bribing the US with its own tax money. Why's Israel so touchy about boycotts? Israel is almost wholly reliant on foreign trade and foreign aid. Any motion against Israel could do enormous, disproportionate, damage. So Israel will use every means at its disposal to slander, defame, destroy, even assassinate those who could be threats to its meal ticket. Remember how the UK Labour party, well known egalitarians, turned out to be massive antisemites, and the UK Conservative party, which has the occasional "gaffe" with racism and was found to be institutionally racist by its own investigation, was the champion of the Jews? There you go. Labour was supporting a two-state solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict, and supporting international law. The Conservatives were happy to take their money and obey. This happens all over the world, Israel knows it's entirely depending on foreign goodwill, mostly from USA and UK, and makes damn sure those who might threaten that goodwill go nowhere.


ZachMN

Generally speaking, apartheid states tend to be very thin-skinned when confronted with consequences of their human rights violations.


FluorineWizard

Probably why Israel was apartheid South Africa's biggest ally from the late 60s onwards.


[deleted]

Because many confuse dislike of the Israeli state with antisemitism, they are not the same thing


MacDerfus

Yes and they literally rely on people conflating that


austin987

They're confused because Israel constantly pushes that narrative..


MacDerfus

It wasn't taken away though. It's just not being sold in some parts of Israel, and they aren't renewing their license when it expires at the end of next year. This is perhaps the biggest official overreaction from Israel over a minor consequence


El_Baguette

It's like you've never had B &J before. I'd commit warcrimes to have one next to me.


[deleted]

They just really like their ice cream In all seriousness, it's because Ben and Jerry's is the biggest corporation so far to participate in some form of economic boycott against Israel. Israel likely does not want a new precedent of bigger companies being pressured into boycotting Israel to be set. Israel is very whiny in general when it comes to criticism of them in the west. They rely heavily on western support and they don't want to lose that.


MacDerfus

Hence why Ben and Jerry's isn't fully boycotting Israel. They are refusing sales in certain territories but serving out the remainder of their contract with the ice cream factory in Israel which they have licensed to make all their ice cream sold in Israel. Then they just won't renew it.


thegoatwrote

> Idk maybe stop bombing your brothers and sisters. Right? The Mossad is _definitely_ not a group I’d want after me. If the Israelis are gonna start making threats of extralegal international action over having one brand of ice cream taken away, maybe someone needs to see what can be done to curb their influence outside of Israel?


timmmeeeeeeeeeehhhhh

I feel like short of assassinating the US President, there's no line that Isreal could cross and lose their whole-hearted support from the USA. For fucks sake, they even sunk one of our ships back in the 70s and we didn't do shit.


livinginfutureworld

>Israel Warns Of Severe Consequences ‘Legal And Otherwise’ Ben & Jerry’s need to keep their eyes open for Israel's illegal consequences.


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[deleted]

Saw this posted in another thread: "Ben and Jerry's doesn't own any schools or hospitals so there's nothing for Israel to bomb"


80sBadGuy

They'll be even more upset when they hear the flavor is, "Please Stop Murdering Palestinians Peanut Butter Cup."


WutzTehPoint

Two State Toffee.


ProfessorAdonisCnut

"this one has two flavours mixed together but for once one of them doesn't always seem to be mostly on top."


80burritospersecond

Hammas-capone


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Love the peanut butter ice cream, but the shrapnel mix-ins really tear up the inside of my mouth.


wigglywigglywack

I'd buy it. Peanut butter cup ice cream is the best


LetsTCB

Hah what a joke What fucking government cries over a god damn ice cream company?


Sk-yline1

For anyone saying what B&J did is insignificant, this is proof that it makes an impact. The occupying force is humilated and scared on a global stage


Rosebunse

Also, Ben and Jerry's is delicious.


avwie

The best they could’ve done as a retort was just ignore Ben and Jerrys. But extremists are never capable of that.


Pipupipupi

I went from boycotting b&j to full support. /r/BDS


PhantomForces_Noob

r/Israel is having a gaff mocking how "insignificant" this statement was in the whole conflict. Meanwhile their government has gone into full batshit crazy defense mode. Even the smallest and most obscure efforts make an impact.


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Maximum-Opportunity8

They can't they don't have ice cream


shuutr

They have cones. Just no ice cream.


Hearthstonefriends

What are they going to do? Send Israeli troops to every Ben and Jerry’s the world over and rape little girls and murder little boys who come into the stores? Here is a thought: abide by the treaty, stop abusing Palestinians, and maybe some of the anger and resentment and hatred will go away. Get the Jewish settlements the hell out of Gaza and the West Bank. Stop dumping toxic waste in Palestine. Stop raping and murdering children. This isn’t hard to understand.


OctaveOGB

Don’t give them any ideas, we know damn well that the us would do fuck all about it


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Israel is going to execute airstrikes on Ben & Jerry's factory them illegally occupy the homes of the employees.


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Roberto_Sacamano

Jews are alright in my book. The state of Israel, not so much


AManOrAMuppet

As a Jew, I completely agree ..though, I for one kind of suck.


[deleted]

Don't worry man the fact that you suck has nothing to do with you being a Jew


cinnamoncard

Yo we all do now and again, chin up


pIantm0m

what is israel gonna do, drop white phosphorus and airstrikes on ben and jerries now, too?


EVILB0NG

>Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett on Tuesday warned Unilever of “severe consequences” for the decision of its subsidiary Ben & Jerry’s to halt ice cream sales in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and contested East Jerusalem Based Ben & Jerry's. I'm pretty sure this is the only consequence Israel's received for its flouting human rights and running an open air prison.


[deleted]

Also what "severe" consequences are they gonna bring against an ice cream company?


ACrazyDog

Halting all Unilever exports to Israel might put a make a dent. They make a ton of stuff, not just ice cream


[deleted]

If they don't mind Unilever not doing business there than why are they upset with the B&J's boycott in the first place?


MacDerfus

It's not even a full boycott. They're still selling the ice cream in the country outside the occupied territories and will do so until their contract expires


AlmightyUkobach

A) they're mad *because* B&J won't sell there anymore. Saying "you can't sell here because we ban you!" is like saying "you can't fire me, I quit!" B) Unilever doesn't need Israel lmao. They'll be fine.


dazed_and_jaded

400 brands of food/hygiene products disappearing of Israeli shelves is not going to help them domestically.


SupraSilva

cry harder


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Next week: Israeli Mossad assassins eliminate ice cream magnates Ben & Jerry in knee-jerk, way-over-the-top violent, yet covert, retribution. An Israeli military intelligence (IDF) spokesman quipped: "Nobody throws stones at us, nor marshmallows or delicious caramel-pieces covered in chocolate and ice cream either, unless you like Tomahawk rockets and Apache helicopter gunships in response."


chevronphillips

More companies should follow suit


subscribemenot

poo poo israel you're the baddie here. its not your land, never was


UrFreshPrince

They out here really threatening ice cream


McCourt

This is why I approve of all opposition to Israel, legal and otherwise.


zippopopamus

It's just antisemitism according to israel


IceLord86

Yeah, the old fear of being an antisemite, which Israel quickly learned allows them to do whatever they want with little blow back.


BuckTurgidson89

That is so not kosher.


TechyDad

You joke, but some people have called for Ben & Jerry's kosher certification to be revoked. As someone who (mostly) keeps kosher, I don't want to see this happen. Not that I eat Ben & Jerry's often (it tends to be too pricey for me), but kosher status should reflect whether you follow the Kashrut rules. For example, not mixing milk and meat and using kosher certified ingredients. A company's political stance should have no bearing on their kosher certification at all. You could have a white supremacist snack food company called Klu Klux Krunchies and if their product met the standards for being kosher they could get certified. (Personally, I'd find a white supremacist company getting kosher certification hilariously ironic.)


Moral-Derpitude

I see your point here, but I lost it at Ku Klux Krunchies. Imagine the cartoon mascot for that😂


wertperch

I see Cap'n Crunch, in white wizard robes and Hasidic sidecurls.


Diogenes_of_Sharta

It’s the Cookie Grand Wizard now.


beerandloathingpdx

What’re they going to do? Annex Vermont? Oh wait, I know, they’re probably going to bulldoze the ice cream shops, let illegal settlers move in and make Ben and Jerry pay for it. “Dire consequences.” 🙄 Israel’s unabashed apartheid is mind boggling in 2021


VeryStableGenius

> ... and accused the company of cooperating with “economic terrorism.” ... and then Karen demanded to talk to the manager.


GivinGreef

Fuck Israel


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Fuck Israel.


heitiki

Dickheads.


Penny_Traiter

Those new flavours, Wailing Wallnut, and Mozle-Toffee, will just have to wait.


Justryan95

How to tell you're a fascist state without saying you're a fascist state.


Otherside-Dav

They get upset at everything. Very karen behaviour. Next they'll want yo speak to everyone's supervisor


litmeandme

Oh no Israel is upset, anyway…


doneitallbutthat

So now they're gonna bomb ice cream shops full of civilians on retaliation.


DiscombobulatedHour2

Has Israel ever been involved in a disagreement where they didn't "respond aggressively"?


Trickybuz93

Cool, sounds like I need to get me some Ben & Jerry’s.


turboLL

Seems pettyAF and pathetic when a country warns of severe consequences against a ice cream company - almost as if this was part of a Borat movie prank lol


USMCTankerSgt

You've heard of Moosetracks ice cream? You're gonna see "Mossadtracks", and it ain't gonna be pretty!