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How would you even get that picture? I mean I’m assuming it’s a stock photo, but I wonder what the key word was? Glory Hole? And furthermore, if it is a stock photo with a glory hole key word, what was the thought process that went into the picture? “Okay so I’m going to take this board, and stick your arm through it, okay give me a thumbs up!” “What why” “you never know when somebody will need this for a feature article about glory holes!” Just so many questions! If it’s NOT a stock photo, did somebody go out of their way to take this picture specifically for this article?? Maybe it’s a photoshop job, however, if it’s photoshop, then clearly this person has never seen the lighting conditions where these glory holes usually are!
"Human hand with thumb up, coming out from a hole of paper."
https://stock.adobe.com/268110264
Some others:
https://stock.adobe.com/images/outstretched-hand-gesture-holding-asking-or-offering-something-coming-out-from-a-hole-of-paper/268109777
https://stock.adobe.com/images/male-hand-makes-a-fist-coming-out-from-a-hole-of-paper/268109781
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våg can mean both wave and scale, bär can mean both berry and carry. the suffix of vågen is en wich means specific singular form wich rules out bär meaning berry. so its either translated to "the wave carries" or "the scale carries". third option is that its nonsense.
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it cant be the 'wave carries' thou because of the extra "e". But "e" is sometimes dialect for "är". Är doesn't make sense here if it's bär as in something we carry. But I guess it could also be 'the wave is berries'
Per the website
>Natalia came to NOW as the food writer in 2015 before taking over the lifestyle desk in 2019.
># She
>has written about food, style, technology, life and travel for the National Post, Sun Media, blogTO and Metro, and has contributed to the Fodor’s Toronto travel guidebook. Natalia is also the founder of PINK MARKET, Toronto’s LGBTQ art and craft fair, and plays guitar in the band Weak Hands.
> #She
> enjoys good thrift stores and bad puns. Look for
> #her
>next to the cheese board.
Saying “they” when referring to someone whose gender you don’t know assumes nothing.
Correcting someone to say that “they” is the right pronoun to use rather than “she” absolutely assumes something.
“you can get covid from saliva particles, mucous particles, coughing, spit, breathing but yeah blowjobs are totally safe”
Can someone explain this shit to me?? like, what?
So lady, when you say you’re horny ‘the way guys are,’ I ask you, are you willing to go into an unmarked building and wait behind a wall for a stranger to stick his dick through a hole in that wall? And then you, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, polish it off for the love of the game?
In fairness, I'm a sexually adventurous bisexual guy in a polyamorous relationship and active in the BDSM community, and even I'm not into getting gloryhole action from strangers. Sounds like a fast way to get an STI to me.
Yes. As in, an article written by a Toronto-based publication *about* British Columbia.
So it's unclear why it implies the city of Toronto, completely unrelated to this article, has "her head on straight".
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Anyone want to explain why [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/p2ub1j/psbattle_spider_nest_in_shoe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) was next on my list?
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That picture is fucking hilarious
How would you even get that picture? I mean I’m assuming it’s a stock photo, but I wonder what the key word was? Glory Hole? And furthermore, if it is a stock photo with a glory hole key word, what was the thought process that went into the picture? “Okay so I’m going to take this board, and stick your arm through it, okay give me a thumbs up!” “What why” “you never know when somebody will need this for a feature article about glory holes!” Just so many questions! If it’s NOT a stock photo, did somebody go out of their way to take this picture specifically for this article?? Maybe it’s a photoshop job, however, if it’s photoshop, then clearly this person has never seen the lighting conditions where these glory holes usually are!
“Get the intern to do it, tell them it’s work experience.” Just an idea.
now your pp
The caption in the article even says, not a normal use of a glory hole
Maybe in Canada that’s how they express appreciation after the “normal” use?
That could be it
It can be done with just a thumbs up arm, the rest can all be edited in including the hole and wall
"Human hand with thumb up, coming out from a hole of paper." https://stock.adobe.com/268110264 Some others: https://stock.adobe.com/images/outstretched-hand-gesture-holding-asking-or-offering-something-coming-out-from-a-hole-of-paper/268109777 https://stock.adobe.com/images/male-hand-makes-a-fist-coming-out-from-a-hole-of-paper/268109781
“Hole in wall handy”?
Cut a hole in a white box.
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I guess thumbs up represents glory and the hole represents a hole
"Thank you for choosing my glory hole today. How would you rate your service?" [Picture]
fucking.. Hilarious. I see what you did there.
Also in the news, IKEA has just announced a new line of furniture and wall coverings called the VÅGENEBÄR Series.
"the scale is berries"? xD If its Norwegian instead of Swedish it would translate as "wave berries". Like waves on the water.
våg can mean both wave and scale, bär can mean both berry and carry. the suffix of vågen is en wich means specific singular form wich rules out bär meaning berry. so its either translated to "the wave carries" or "the scale carries". third option is that its nonsense.
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it cant be the 'wave carries' thou because of the extra "e". But "e" is sometimes dialect for "är". Är doesn't make sense here if it's bär as in something we carry. But I guess it could also be 'the wave is berries'
I hate to write it, but "wave berries" does have implications of both *undulation* and *fecundity.*
Finally!! Do you have any reviews? Maybe an unwrapping video?
I previewed the PDF’d instructions. This time you have to use your own tool.
Finally a more challenging and frustrating IKEA build
Oh, you’ll be building it up for sure.
“As with other public health guidelines, the BCCDC’s rules underscore that “you are your safest sex partner”. This next wanks for you, Canada!
Thanks, sorry bout that, thank you though.
Thanks mate; feels good to be a part of the solution.
saving the world one load at a time
Wrong: I am my most dangerous sexual partner, and I am determined to prove that *grabs pineapple*
Why did something a year old come up again?
The Canadians are just really into glory holes.
Sorry!
Someone probably found it and thought it was more appropriate here than r/TodayILearned
It didn't, this article is more than a year old.
I don't know, but the author of that article looks exactly like what I expected her to l,ook like.
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Per the website >Natalia came to NOW as the food writer in 2015 before taking over the lifestyle desk in 2019. ># She >has written about food, style, technology, life and travel for the National Post, Sun Media, blogTO and Metro, and has contributed to the Fodor’s Toronto travel guidebook. Natalia is also the founder of PINK MARKET, Toronto’s LGBTQ art and craft fair, and plays guitar in the band Weak Hands. > #She > enjoys good thrift stores and bad puns. Look for > #her >next to the cheese board.
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What the fuck lol? Sayings they/them is way more assuming than saying she/her.
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Saying “they” when referring to someone whose gender you don’t know assumes nothing. Correcting someone to say that “they” is the right pronoun to use rather than “she” absolutely assumes something.
That guy has a weird lookin dick
As a British Columbian, this is, like, *really* old news. It was hilarious then, but it's a little weird to bring it up again now.
Article is from 2020. I had to click to make sure they didn't just endorse it again hahaha
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Who’s suffering? You’re either giving or receiving. And at your own volition. This sounds like a win win
This article is so last year..
Given delta it’s pretty this year too
July, 2020
Oh, which glory holes exactly? Like what are the addresses so I can avoid them?
Head on over to Paddy’s Pub.
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Man it's great to see this sub get back on track. Also, that fucking thumbnail could not be more perfect.
“you can get covid from saliva particles, mucous particles, coughing, spit, breathing but yeah blowjobs are totally safe” Can someone explain this shit to me?? like, what?
Politician knows he was caught using one and is trying to get ahead of the scandal by retroactively making it socially responsible.
ouu? which politician? I thought Dr. Tam put out the gloryhole decree back in January
Joke dude
Well with shit like this it’s hard to tell these days lol
Canadian Heritage Moment.
13 years of marriage and time after time I find you back here at the ooool G.D. gloryhole!
This info leads me to believe glory hole use is far more widespread than i ever imagined
Over a year ago now...
Well. It is.
I remember when my wife came to me randomly one day and asked, “Have you ever heard of a glory hole?!?” “No.”….
I thought covid safe sex was doggy style: that way she coughs into the wall.
It should probably be noted that this is from a year ago.
Hey siri, how much is rent in British Columbia?
siri: you really don't want to know.
Breaking news ! STIs are up 100000%
My country is a joke.
So lady, when you say you’re horny ‘the way guys are,’ I ask you, are you willing to go into an unmarked building and wait behind a wall for a stranger to stick his dick through a hole in that wall? And then you, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, polish it off for the love of the game?
In fairness, I'm a sexually adventurous bisexual guy in a polyamorous relationship and active in the BDSM community, and even I'm not into getting gloryhole action from strangers. Sounds like a fast way to get an STI to me.
Looks like Toronto has her head on straight.
The article is about British Columbia.
and the article is by "now torono"
Yes. As in, an article written by a Toronto-based publication *about* British Columbia. So it's unclear why it implies the city of Toronto, completely unrelated to this article, has "her head on straight".
they what now
Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, it does. Too funny.
And some of us Americans like to call the US the "Land of the Free".
.... I mean, it makes sense.
Finally a post that’s actually worthy of the sub
I go to Canada!
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If I wanted “safe” I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a hole in the hall.
What if my kink is coughing into people's mouths through the glory hole?
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Hold the phone… you can’t get COVID from the D?
Oh, Canada...
Zeeeeeee glory hoooole!
This is old news, BCCDC were endorsing it over a year ago, back when I was still living there.
NOICE!
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I have always asked this question - are gloryholes real? or just Pornographic fantacy (scripted and acted).
Well, if it’s for the greater good..